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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on October 23, 2013, 09:19:37 PM

Title: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Kaos on October 23, 2013, 09:19:37 PM: Not sure what his deal is, but even as far back as 2004 he has been one of the ones downplaying AU every chance he gets. It was him continually harping that nothing Auburn could do in 2004 to get ahead of either USC or OU, harping on it from the LSU game on, that helped make that lie part of the national consciousness.

In his bowl projections this week this assmunch STILL has Auburn slotted below Alabama, Missouri, Carolina, LSU, A&M, Ole Miss, Georgia and Vanderbilt.

I hate him.

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions (http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions)
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 23, 2013, 10:16:10 PM: So he either thinks that we lose three or even four of our last five games or he thinks that we don't travel well and will be passed up for other teams.

What a maroon.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 23, 2013, 10:34:54 PM: Not only is this guy a delusional moron, his track record sucks. While hating him may provide some temporary relief, countering his articles with something less inaccurate may prove more productive. The more who read his incorrect assumptions, and see them for what they are, may result in less readers and his future unemployment. This guy is definitely a douche bag.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2013, 06:07:19 AM: I had rather see a neutral site sell-out of an entertaining and worthy opponent like Johnny Horsecollar or Saban and the Juicers. A rematch of an SEC team is as lucrative and gratifying than fucking UCF or Fresno St. We don't need to play a gimp going into next season with all of the positives we have in our favor. There's no need to promote these because there's already some deep seated hatred or lack of respect to put it mildly. ~~Jughead Jacob's needs to~~ ah fuck it! Coach Dye needs to shoot his mouth off preemptively to get the party stated. He could throw in some anti-Condi for good measure. I had just as soon have a rasslin mentality for the football program and he makes for a good manager. While he's at it he should get into it with Jimbo Fisher just for kicks...tell everybody Jimbo wasn't good enough to be the HC at Auburn.

:pot:
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 24, 2013, 10:52:40 AM: Quote from: Townhallsavoy on October 23, 2013, 10:16:10 PM
So he either thinks that we lose three or even four of our last five games or he thinks that we don't travel well and will be passed up for other teams.

What a maroon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo#)
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: wesfau2 on October 24, 2013, 10:55:06 AM: Who the fuck is Jerry Palm and why do we give a shit about him?
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 24, 2013, 10:59:20 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on October 24, 2013, 10:55:06 AM
Who the fuck is Jerry Palm and why do we give a shit about him?

Kaos's right hand?
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 24, 2013, 11:06:02 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on October 24, 2013, 10:55:06 AM
Who the fuck is Jerry Palm and why do we give a shit about him?

That's Mrs. Palm's boy.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Godfather on October 24, 2013, 11:45:24 AM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 24, 2013, 10:59:20 AM
Kaos's right hand?
I thought that was his sister Rosey
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Come Honor Face on October 24, 2013, 12:03:42 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 24, 2013, 10:59:20 AM
Kaos's right hand?

What color is his hand?
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Kaos on October 24, 2013, 12:32:45 PM: They're different colors. Because everybody is two-toned. It's the light. Or shadows.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Godfather on October 24, 2013, 12:41:06 PM: Quote from: Kaos on October 24, 2013, 12:32:45 PM
They're different colors. Because everybody is two-toned. It's the light. Or shadows.
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/invert_kaos.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 24, 2013, 12:59:16 PM: Quote from: Godfather on October 24, 2013, 12:41:06 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/invert_kaos.jpg)

Fucking A Cotton!
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Saniflush on October 24, 2013, 02:06:29 PM: Quote from: War Eagle!!! on October 24, 2013, 12:59:16 PM
Fucking A Cotton!

I've even witnessed a grown man pleasure a camel.....
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: wesfau2 on October 24, 2013, 03:51:47 PM: Quote from: Godfather on October 24, 2013, 12:41:06 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/invert_kaos.jpg)

Oooof.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: GH2001 on October 24, 2013, 03:57:39 PM: Oh....shit....
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Kaos on October 24, 2013, 04:29:38 PM: Quote from: Godfather on October 24, 2013, 12:41:06 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/invert_kaos.jpg)

Clearly not photoshopped.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 24, 2013, 04:32:20 PM: Quote from: Kaos on October 24, 2013, 04:29:38 PM
Clearly not photoshopped.

How would you know? You can't see his hands.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: chinook on October 24, 2013, 04:49:19 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 24, 2013, 04:32:20 PM
How would you know? You can't see his hands.

or is it paws...?
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2013, 07:31:37 AM: Jerry has moved Auburn to the Gator Bowl in sunny Jacksonville vs Michigan.

#winning
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: GH2001 on November 10, 2013, 09:12:31 AM: He had us losing to Tenn when Sportscall interviewed him Thursday. He was standing by it and the music city bowl strongly. Wasn't wavering a bit. Idiot.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 10, 2013, 11:26:10 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on November 10, 2013, 09:12:31 AM
He had us losing to Tenn when Sportscall interviewed him Thursday. He was standing by it and the music city bowl strongly. Wasn't wavering a bit. Idiot.

If Tenn can get two more wins, I see them in the music bowl.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: AUChizad on November 12, 2013, 10:20:31 AM: http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Auburn-bowl-projection-roundup-160126 (http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Auburn-bowl-projection-roundup-160126)

Quote
CBS Sportâ€™s Jerry Palm: Auburn vs. Michigan in the Gator Bowl
ESPNâ€™s Brad Edwards: Auburn vs. Wisconsin in the Sugar Bowl
ESPNâ€™s Mark Schlabach: Auburn vs. Fresno State in the Sugar Bowl
SIâ€™s Stewart Mandel: Auburn vs. UCF in the Sugar Bowl
USA Todayâ€™s Jesse Yomtov: Auburn vs. UCF in the Sugar Bowl
SB Nationâ€™s Jason Kirk: Auburn vs. UCF in the Sugar Bowl
Phil Steele: Auburn vs. UCF in the Sugar Bowl

Love when sports commentators just boorishly hold strong to their retarded arguments.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: wesfau2 on November 12, 2013, 10:22:33 AM: Fresno State and UCF in contention to make the Sugar? Please god, no.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: AUChizad on November 12, 2013, 10:23:27 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on November 12, 2013, 10:22:33 AM
Fresno State and UCF in contention to make the Sugar? Please god, no.
I'll take it all day long.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: wesfau2 on November 12, 2013, 10:25:52 AM: Quote from: AUChizad on November 12, 2013, 10:23:27 AM
I'll take it all day long.

This season? For sure. Almost any other, I hate that match up.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 12, 2013, 11:04:25 AM: Quote from: AUChizad on November 12, 2013, 10:23:27 AM
I'll take it all day long.
Same here.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 12, 2013, 11:06:31 AM: Quote from: AUChizad on November 12, 2013, 10:23:27 AM
I'll take it all day long.

That's what she said.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 12, 2013, 11:55:17 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on November 12, 2013, 10:22:33 AM
Fresno State and UCF in contention to make the Sugar? Please god, no.

I hopes this happens and when the ticket sales are only about 1/2 of the stadium and they have to give away tickets to fill it, maybe the bowl games will put pressure on the NCAA about shitty lower tier match ups.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: GH2001 on November 12, 2013, 12:00:51 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 12, 2013, 11:55:17 AM
I hopes this happens and when the ticket sales are only about 1/2 of the stadium and they have to give away tickets to fill it, maybe the bowl games will put pressure on the NCAA about shitty lower tier match ups.

My thoughts exactly. Would be an easy ticket if that happens.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 12, 2013, 12:22:06 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on November 12, 2013, 12:00:51 PM
My thoughts exactly. Would be an easy ticket if that happens.

Not to mention TV ratings would be shit for that game.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Kaos on November 17, 2013, 02:58:47 AM: Palm predicts Oregon will leap over Auburn due to the Ducks' scintillating wins over... uh...hmm...ahhhh... Utah? New Mexico?

Because PAC 12 > SEC, clearly.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: The Six on November 17, 2013, 05:18:24 AM: Quote from: Kaos on November 17, 2013, 02:58:47 AM
Palm predicts Oregon will leap over Auburn due to the Ducks' scintillating wins over... uh...hmm...ahhhh... Utah? New Mexico?

Because PAC 12 > SEC, clearly.

Latest projection has Auburn vs. UCF in the Sugar. Guess he changed his mind.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: GH2001 on November 17, 2013, 08:12:24 AM: Quote from: TheSix on November 17, 2013, 05:18:24 AM
Latest projection has Auburn vs. UCF in the Sugar. Guess he changed his mind.
Seems more likely if we lose to bama or beat bama and win the sec. If we beat bama and lose in the seccg to sc or Missouri, then what? Cap One?

We've got 3 scenarios and 2 of them land us in the sugar.

Then there is also the scenario of what happens if we lose to bama, and bama loses to Missouri or sc? Anyway you slice we going bowling on or after jan 1. :thumsup:
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 17, 2013, 08:47:40 AM: Quote from: TheSix on November 17, 2013, 05:18:24 AM
Latest projection has Auburn vs. UCF in the Sugar. Guess he changed his mind.

Sugar bowl-yes, UCF no, who had to have their own miracle play to beat fucking Temple. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Kaos on November 18, 2013, 05:50:48 PM: Quote from: TheSix on November 17, 2013, 05:18:24 AM
Latest projection has Auburn vs. UCF in the Sugar. Guess he changed his mind.

And he backtracked today. Said A&M would get Sugar Bowl over Auburn unless they lose four games.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 18, 2013, 06:10:35 PM: Quote from: Kaos on November 18, 2013, 05:50:48 PM
And he backtracked today. Said A&M would get Sugar Bowl over Auburn unless they lose four games.

He keeps throwing enough names out there he'll get lucky on one guess.

Word out here is they want A&M in the cotton against Baylor should things fall different.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: AUChizad on November 18, 2013, 09:48:39 PM: I've been hearing a lot about ESPN pimping A&M ahead of us for the Sugar Bowl. WHY?! HOW?!

We currently are 10-1 to their 8-2. They still have our one loss to play, as well as Mizzou.

EVEN IF Bama beats us and they win out. We're both 10-2 with a loss to Bama, but we'd have a head-to-head win IN THEIR HOUSE. What twisted logic bumps them ahead of us?
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 18, 2013, 10:34:09 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on November 18, 2013, 09:48:39 PM
I've been hearing a lot about ESPN pimping A&M ahead of us for the Sugar Bowl. WHY?! HOW?!

We currently are 10-1 to their 8-2. They still have our one loss to play, as well as Mizzou.

EVEN IF Bama beats us and they win out. We're both 10-2 with a loss to Bama, but we'd have a head-to-head win IN THEIR HOUSE. What twisted logic bumps them ahead of us?

They're broadcasting the Sugar Bowl. They want Manziel's last game.
Title: Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
Post by: Godfather on November 18, 2013, 10:56:43 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on November 18, 2013, 09:48:39 PM
I've been hearing a lot about ESPN pimping A&M ahead of us for the Sugar Bowl. WHY?! HOW?!

We currently are 10-1 to their 8-2. They still have our one loss to play, as well as Mizzou.

EVEN IF Bama beats us and they win out. We're both 10-2 with a loss to Bama, but we'd have a head-to-head win IN THEIR HOUSE. What twisted logic bumps them ahead of us?
What makes you think it has anything to do with fair, brother these are the bowl games, they can pretty much pick who they want.

Oh yeah..

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