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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Townhallsavoy on August 25, 2013, 05:22:38 PM
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The last few days have been a bit slow on the football board, and there's no excuse for that now. It's officially football season.
I watched high school teenagers bang on each other yesterday and today. I've watched preseason NFL players kill for a paycheck. I've succumbed to watching ESPN "anal-lickers" spew bullshit about this upcoming season. I've listened to the Gameday crew say that Stanford will beat Alabama in the BCSCG.
Fuck that shit. It's Auburn time. Ignite the Gus Bus. Suit up the Sheriff. Cue the Jew curls. Lawson the Carl. Montray the Adam. Indent the Jayman. Mace up the Tre. Frost the Kris.
War Eagle!
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Anything has to better than what was that cluster fuck last year. I don't expect them to win every game, I just don't want to see the quit that the team had in it last year.
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Anything has to better than what was that cluster fuck last year. I don't expect them to win every game, I just don't want to see the quit that the team had in it last year.
I'm excited. Extra excited. I gave up on Auburn football about week 6 last season so I feel like this is our exit from football prison.
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I'm excited. Extra excited. I gave up on Auburn football about week 6 last season so I feel like this is our exit from football prison.
You lasted a game longer than me. I punched out with 8:00 to go in the Arkansas game.
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I watched high school teenagers bang on each other yesterday and today.
Did you at least have the courtesy to invite Sani?
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You lasted a game longer than me. I punched out with 8:00 to go in the Arkansas game.
I punched the clock midway through the 3rd quarter myself.
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The nice thing is there has been enough time lapse to erase some of the stomach ulcer of last years poop sammich.
I believe it was this Arkansas game you guys speak that I chose to not go in to the game. However, I did get a chance to meet some of the crazies here on teh X.
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I punched the clock midway through the 3rd quarter myself.
Is that why you made dumb ass bets in late November?
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Is that why you made dumb ass bets in late November?
There was a whole other reason for that...one that I still haven't figured out.
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I've succumbed to watching ESPN "anal-lickers" spew bullshit about this upcoming season.
You should try FS1. Old SpeedTV on dish. May not be the best coverage but giving them my viewing time over ESPN.
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Is that why you made dumb ass bets in late November?
*snicker*
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You should try FS1. Old SpeedTV on dish. May not be the best coverage but giving them my viewing time over ESPN.
Plus Charissa and Erin > anything ESPN has
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There was a whole other reason for that...one that I still haven't figured out.
You had a feeling....I told you it was gas.
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I feel nothing. Never thought I could be this way, but I feel absolutely nothing.
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I feel nothing. Never thought I could be this way, but I feel absolutely nothing.
Go to Auburn at noon. Sit on Samford lawn. Eat bacon. Pray to Shug. Smell the air. Watch pretty girls go by. Listen to the fight song echo across campus.
The mojo should be back. Last year is now far in the past.
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I can't focus on work at all.. my liver is tingling, the time for large quantities of whiskey and beer is near.
I'm hoping not to see massive 30-40 yard Mike Leach bombs dropped with the safety situation being sketchy as it is right now.
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I feel nothing. Never thought I could be this way, but I feel absolutely nothing.
Well, I think everybody is cautiously optimistic. Nobody wants a repeat of last year, but I think if we can get three straight wins under our belt in pretty good fashion everybody will start feeling better.
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Tickets arrived this morning, #winning
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Tickets arrived this morning, #winning
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Those are perty.
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Those are perty.
I thought they were kind of lame looking. I mean tickets that's awesome, design not so much.
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Tickets arrived this morning, #winning
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Can you say excited??? I'm feeling all tingly inside!!! :aubie:
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Can you say excited??? I'm feeling all tingly inside!!! :aubie:
I can say excited, because when you feel tingly inside, so do I.
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Can you say excited??? I'm feeling all tingly inside!!! :aubie:
Can I get a mod to nuke her account? She's messing with my cave time.
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I thought they were kind of lame looking. I mean tickets that's awesome, design not so much.
I don't give a shit what they look like as long as my happy ass gets in the stadium.
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Can I get a mod to nuke her account? She's messing with my cave time.
Meh, I'm thinking we'll nuke yours.
Her avatar is better.
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Can I get a mod to nuke her account? She's messing with my cave time.
Yeah mods, nuke his account.
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Meh, I'm thinking we'll nuke yours.
Her avatar is better.
I like the way you think, I'm gonna be keeping my eye on you.
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Meh, I'm thinking we'll nuke yours.
Her avatar is better.
I'll give you that. They are real and their spectacular.
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Yeah mods, nuke his account.
Wait till I get to 5000. Don't I get a free Pilipino mama or something?
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I'll give you that. They are real and their spectacular.
Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
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I thought they were kind of lame looking. I mean tickets that's awesome, design not so much.
The design is bland. They could have put a player or two on the front instead but really, who would they put? Maybe Mason? As I am typing this, I am starting to realize more of why they put Gus on the tickets.
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Wait till I get to 5000. Don't I get a free Pilipino mama or something?
Uncle Sani gets all of them, I can't fucking keep any in stock.
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Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
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The design is bland. They could have put a player or two on the front instead but really, who would they put? Maybe Mason? As I am typing this, I am starting to realize more of why they put Gus on the tickets.
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Take forever to get into the stadium with those. Every time the ticket scanner tries to get your ticket, it would fall to the ground.
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#winning
This wins first prize all day long.
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Funny but bogus.
How many times is Jake upright on the field?
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Funny but bogus.
How many times is Jake upright on the field?
Its his fairy dance that keeps him upright.
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Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.
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I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.
The painting was a gift Todd. I'm taking it with me.
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(http://www.tigersx.com/images/tickets.jpg)
:brilliant:
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The painting was a gift Todd. I'm taking it with me.
I like to recharge my batteries, and shut down the engines,and get myself back to neutral.
When the meal's over with, I will talk to you.
I don't want to get into what happened last night, 'cause it's only gonna make me mad.
Let's get through today, let's keep our eye on the prize, let's focus and let's close some ass.
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I like to recharge my batteries, and shut down the engines,and get myself back to neutral.
When the meal's over with, I will talk to you.
I don't want to get into what happened last night, 'cause it's only gonna make me mad.
Let's get through today, let's keep our eye on the prize, let's focus and let's close some ass.
Can I tell you something without you getting angry?
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I feel nothing. Never thought I could be this way, but I feel absolutely nothing.
I know what you mean. Not it'll feel real until 6:00 Saturday night. Depending on the results, it may go straight back to the dead-inside feeling.
I don't think it will. The dead feeling I have now is not indicative of me thinking we're going to suck this year.
It's that A) We ain't winning any championships this year, that's for sure. And Yet Bama may (again). And B) We sucked so bad last year, my mind has been reprogrammed to give considerably less of a shit about football.
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I know what you mean. Not it'll feel real until 6:00 Saturday night. Depending on the results, it may go straight back to the dead-inside feeling.
I don't think it will. The dead feeling I have now is not indicative of me thinking we're going to suck this year.
It's that A) We ain't winning any championships this year, that's for sure. And Yet Bama may (again). And B) We sucked so bad last year, my mind has been reprogrammed to give considerably less of a shit about football.
I am hoping all that goes away for me when I walk into the stadium.
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I want to be excited so badly, but I am afraid I will jinx it.
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Chizik broke me like Drago broke Apollo.
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Chizik broke me like Drago broke Apollo.
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Take forever to get into the stadium with those. Every time the ticket scanner tries to get your ticket, it would fall to the ground.
The hussel did not go unnoticed.
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The hussel did not go unnoticed.
Seconded!
The scanner wouldn't be able to read the bar code due to the grass stains. On second thought, the grass stains will be on the back side of the ticket. Have fun trying to get that post-game nacho plate from Mama Goldberg's.
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I am hoping all that goes away for me when I walk into the stadium.
I am hoping all that goes away for me when I walk into the stadium.
I am trying to be positive people!!!!Tickets arrived this morning, #winning
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Can you say excited??? I'm feeling all tingly inside!!! :aubie:
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Citizenship exam is much easier than the quote function
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I am trying to be positive people!!!!Can you say excited??? I'm feeling all tingly inside!!! :aubie:
I'm feeling tingly in one large area...and yes I'm excited.
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Citizenship exam is much easier than the quote function
:classic:
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These guys are excited
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This guy...not so much
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"N" is for New Day
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These guys are excited
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This guy...not so much
All three are getting paid, two of them are at least working.
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Citizenship exam is much easier than the quote function
Well for her 5th post cut her some slack. But over 10 she's on her own.
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Cautiously optimistic one minute, worried to death the next. Thanks Eugene, thanks a lot.
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I'm feeling tingly in one large area...and yes I'm excited.
In other words, every part of you south of your neck. Unless you count the large void between your ears.
<3
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I am trying to be positive people!!!!Can you say excited??? I'm feeling all tingly inside!!! :aubie:
5 posts and 2 "tingly insides"....
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5 posts and 2 "tingly insides"....
I'm surprised there wasn't more.
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"N" is for New Day
There is no place for the "N" word on this board. We'll tolerate a lot of things but this puts you in the line-stepper category.
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There is no place for the "N" word on this board. We'll tolerate a lot of things but this puts you in the line-stepper category.
Naggers...oh
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There is no place for the "N" word on this board. We'll tolerate a lot of things but this puts you in the line-stepper category.
I thought it was ok if "they" said it.
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There is no place for the "N" word on this board. We'll tolerate a lot of things but this puts you in the line-stepper category.
He's a habitual line-stepper.
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He's a habitual line-stepper.
What did the five fingers say to the face?
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I'm surprised there wasn't more.
There will be as soon as she sees Buzz...
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What did the five fingers say to the face?
Fuck yo couch, Charlie Murphy!
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In other words, every part of you south of your neck. Unless you count the large void between your ears.
<3
No...just my belly.
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Fuck yo couch, Charlie Murphy!
UNITYYYYYYYY!
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There will be as soon as she sees Buzz...
^^Knows
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^^Knows
And so do I. :sad:
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SEC football. Tonight.
South Carolina
Ole Miss-Vandy
I am rocking my burnt orange and navy blue striped tie.
It is college football season.
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woot
Gonna' grill up some steaks and kick back with some college foosballz. Tomorrow, gotta' pick a high school game to go see....with a big bag of boiled peanuts. Then, it's up 431 to the Plains.
Good weekend will hopefully be made a great weekend by spanking some cougars.
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Gotta see if I can get the WatchESPN app to work tonight at mini's foosball practice.
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Gotta see if I can get the WatchESPN app to work tonight at mini's foosball practice.
Same here. Clay Middle School gotza foosball game.
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Same here. Clay Middle School gotza foosball game.
I'm really wanting to go tomorrow night to tha big'un, but I'm sure we will have another practice.
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Good weekend will hopefully be made a great weekend by spanking some cougars.
I don't see what wife beating has to do with the opening football weekend but whatever. I bet the pirate coach will throw the kitchen sink at our D, so I hope we can outscore em. And Nick M's health is on my prayer list. I would encourage all of you to add him at your church. Oh yeah, well, maybe someone in your family has gone to church before. Have them add Nick to the prayer list.
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I'm really wanting to go tomorrow night to tha big'un, but I'm sure we will have another practice.
My oldest son in HS said they are not even selling tickets at the gate for this one because its already at max capacity. Sounds like bs to me. Prolly just a kid halfway paying attention to a conversation.
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It's game week. Why am I not more excited?
Is it the rejection of the wall to wall BSPN spin?
Is it the effusive praise heaped at the feed of Lord Saybinz and his Tahd?
Is it the realization that 2010 was a pinnacle of Auburn football in my lifetime and may be impossible to top?
Is it the fact that the world is going to hell in a handbasket and there seems to be no stopping it?
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It's game week. Why am I not more excited?
Is it the rejection of the wall to wall BSPN spin?
Is it the effusive praise heaped at the feed of Lord Saybinz and his Tahd?
Is it the realization that 2010 was a pinnacle of Auburn football in my lifetime and may be impossible to top?
Is it the fact that the world is going to hell in a handbasket and there seems to be no stopping it?
Did you forget to take you Abilify again?
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It's game week. Why am I not more excited?
Is it the rejection of the wall to wall BSPN spin?
Is it the effusive praise heaped at the feed of Lord Saybinz and his Tahd?
Is it the realization that 2010 was a pinnacle of Auburn football in my lifetime and may be impossible to top?
Is it the fact that the world is going to hell in a handbasket and there seems to be no stopping it?
Bamer subjecks Do Not look your Lord Saybinz in teh eyez.
Follow mah rulz
Give Me More moneyz
Do Not feedz Terranc Codies
If Upshawz Hitz Your daughter
Blame her Not Upshawz
Never ware high shoes arounds me
This Is my wordz
Questionz them not
Row Tahds Row
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Bamer subjecks Do Not look your Lord Saybinz in teh eyez.
Follow mah rulz
Give Me More moneyz
Do Not feedz Terranc Codies
If Upshawz Hitz Your daughter
Blame her Not Upshawz
Never ware high shoes arounds me
This Is my wordz
Questionz them not
Row Tahds Row
Monitor. You owe me a new one.
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Good weekend will hopefully be made a great weekend by spanking some cougars.
Where do I sign up for this?
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Monitor. You owe me a new one.
More SEC lol cats is a must. Oh BTW, I have had 2 requests this week to revive the "it's coming" memes. We used to be worried about the bad mojo they may have caused, but I think it's time to reverse that mojo.
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Where do I sign up for this?
You're already at the top of the list.
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It's game week. Why am I not more excited?
Is it the rejection of the wall to wall BSPN spin?
Is it the effusive praise heaped at the feed of Lord Saybinz and his Tahd?
Is it the realization that 2010 was a pinnacle of Auburn football in my lifetime and may be impossible to top?
Is it the fact that the world is going to hell in a handbasket and there seems to be no stopping it?
You need to drink more.
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What day is it?
HA, HA, HA!!!! It's GAMEDAY BITCHES, YEAH...WHOOP WHOOOOOP!!!!!!!
Oh btw, Six, that's what you get for listening to ESPN or any sports talk radio.
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Where do I sign up for this?
Don't worry...you're already signed up.
What snaggle already said