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Title: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: Ogre on June 13, 2008, 03:49:56 PM
Do the link and read the whole thing. (http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper871/documents/p943507i.pdf)
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: Catphish Tilly on June 13, 2008, 04:39:19 PM
Knowshon knows very little about formatting essays however.
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: Aubie16 on June 13, 2008, 05:07:33 PM
Damn I feel bad for the student named in that report as the "victim" that called the review board or whatever. I'm sure its real fun to be her on campus right now.
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: The Prowler on June 13, 2008, 07:41:22 PM
My only question now is.....How in HELL does he pass the English Courses?  Knowshon doesn't Knowshit about essays.
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: Jumbo on June 13, 2008, 10:42:45 PM
The D-line is the only line he needs to read.
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: AUChizad on June 14, 2008, 11:13:31 AM
That's that higher academic standard in action.
Maybe this was the incident that caused the noise violation...
http://dixieugadawg.wordpress.com/category/sex-drugs-and-rock-roll/
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 16, 2008, 10:38:49 AM
I think I would have to side with Knowshon on this one - that is bullshit.  I'd tell them to take their essay and shove it up their tight asses.  "Not formatted correctly" - please - like he gives a shit about his record being "flagged" - in a few years, he could buy and sell that dorm.  I just can't stand people drunk on power when it is petty crap like this - this guy must be like Dwight Shrute.
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: Tiger Six on June 16, 2008, 10:47:33 AM
I think I would have to side with Knowshon on this one - that is bullshit.  I'd tell them to take their essay and shove it up their tight asses.  "Not formatted correctly" - please - like he gives a shit about his record being "flagged" - in a few years, he could buy and sell that dorm.  I just can't stand people drunk on power when it is petty crap like this - this guy must be like Dwight Shrute.

What if he blows out a knee and never draws a dime more than what Richt is paying him now? 

I would think that he wood knead sum proper Engrish skillz.

Knowledge is power, my friend. 
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 16, 2008, 10:50:53 AM
What if he blows out a knee and never draws a dime more than what Richt is paying him now? 

I would think that he wood knead sum proper Engrish skillz.

Knowledge is power, my friend. 
I agree - knowledge is power.  But his essay wasn't THAT bad - and this is the grammar wench talking, right?  Especially since I doubt he was too worried about getting it right and making a good impression - it's not like this was for a grade or anything - it was just to get some Shrutebag off his back.  i doubt I personally would have put too much more effort into it myself.  And i might have thrown in a "fuck you" for good measure.
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: Tiger Six on June 16, 2008, 10:53:24 AM
I agree - knowledge is power.  But his essay wasn't THAT bad - and this is the grammar wench talking, right?  Especially since I doubt he was too worried about getting it right and making a good impression - it's not like this was for a grade or anything - it was just to get some Shrutebag off his back.  i doubt I personally would have put too much more effort into it myself.  And i might have thrown in a "fuck you" for good measure.

I call shenanigans.  You were probably a teacher's pet, even at Auburn.
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 16, 2008, 10:55:20 AM
I call shenanigans.  You were probably a teacher's pet, even at Auburn.
Wrong - most of my teachers in high school hated me, because i could pass their stupid tests without studying.  Yeah, I was one of those. 

And at Auburn - I WAS the teacher, bitch.  I taught for two years.  Suck on that, homie.
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: Tiger Six on June 16, 2008, 11:00:43 AM
Wrong - most of my teachers in high school hated me, because i could pass their stupid tests without studying.  Yeah, I was one of those. 

And at Auburn - I WAS the teacher, bitch.  I taught for two years.  Suck on that, homie.

Bitch?  Have you forgotten that I could break your arm or choke you out without much effort? 

I am US Army Modern Combatives Level I Certified, baby. 

I was the same way in high school, but I at least had a little ounce of respect for my teachers.  And I did more than pass.  Obviously, you squeaked into Auburn on your "charm". 

What did you teach?  How To Win Friends and Influence People?  I have a feeling your students are not very sucessful in playing well with others.

You might scare David and the twits, but I am a grown man!  I'm forty!
   
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: AUChizad on June 16, 2008, 11:25:02 AM
David and the twits
Their last album was superb.
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: Saniflush on June 16, 2008, 11:27:43 AM
Their last album was superb.

Was that Bearforce 1's original name?
Title: Re: Knowshon Knows Noise
Post by: AUChizad on June 16, 2008, 11:49:23 AM
Was that Bearforce 1's original name?
Bump, set, spike.