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Title: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Kaos on February 25, 2011, 09:16:51 AM
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In the wake of the poisoning of the Toomer's oaks and in light of the seemingly endless campaign to damage the reputation and integrity of Auburn University and its football program in particular, a group of Auburn supporters has formed the Never To Yield Foundation (http://www.facebook.com/NeverToYield). 


According to the Facebook page for the organization "The Never To Yield Foundation is established to promote the positive image of Auburn University, its students, its alumni and its fans. The Foundation celebrates the Auburn spirit and is dedicated to providing a place for the Auburn family to connect and share our collective and individual successes. Our secondary mission is to help combat the negativity that is directed at Auburn by its detractors, by the media and by anyone else who seeks to do our family harm."


"Our primary goal is to accentuate the positive," Brian Kleisley, a Foundation organizer noted. "But for our organization to focus on that, we first must try to quell some of the negative.


"Since early October, when it became evident that the Auburn football team was on the brink of what could be a magical season there has been what appears to many Auburn fans to be an orchestrated campaign to tear us down," Kleisley said. 


"Beginning with allegations about the eligibility of Cam Newton a relentless barrage of negativity has been directed at Auburn, primarily via the reports of a select few online bloggers. These pseudo reporters have laid siege to Auburn, harassed faculty and staff, stalked current and former players and coaches and essentially excavated the town searching for something with which to bludgeon Auburn. Unable to turn up the proverbial smoking gun, some have resorted to stretching facts or outright fabrication to continue their drumbeat."


"Add that unrelenting attack to a toxic mix of sports talk invective and fan frustration borne out of watching their primary rival capture every award and title that had been conceded in the preseason to fans of the Alabama Crimson Tide and the resulting blend spit out a bitter and hateful person who believes killing two 130-year old oak trees is an appropriate salve for his psychological wounds."


"We've watched in dismay as the state media began dismissively insisting that Auburn fans "get over it" mere days after the poisoning was confirmed," Kleisley continued. "The reaction of many fans and many in the media has disappointed us. Out of our frustration grew a desire to respond positively to the negatives. The Never To Yield Foundation is designed to give Auburn fans a voice."


Earlier this week, Foundation members reached out to management at the Florence Times Daily, a newspaper in northwest Alabama.  One of the reporters for the newspaper, Lisa Singleton-Rickman, posted comments on her Facebook page in regard to the poisoning of the Toomer's oaks that were insensitive and insulting to Auburn and its traditions.  In addition, the online version of the paper contained an Alabama blog but had no corresponding section for Auburn fans. 


"We are appreciative of the effort Scott Morris, executive editor of the paper, took in response to our discussions," Kleisley said. "He was gracious and explained their situation in regard to an Auburn blog. We are happy to report that mere hours after our discussion the Times Daily's online edition offered a link to Auburn news."


No resolution in regard to the comments from the reporter was announced.


"We don't anticipate nor did we intend for that to be a public issue," Kleisley noted. "Our primary goal was to make sure that the reporter is aware that those kind of comments are inappropriate in any setting. We are confident that the Times Daily will handle any related issues internally according to company policy."
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: GH2001 on February 25, 2011, 09:21:00 AM
Get this shit up in the plainsman, advertiser or any other outlets. Were gonna make some noise.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: djsimp on February 25, 2011, 09:25:37 AM
NICE stuff GF! Where is this from K, I mean is this an article out there somewhere?

Ok, never mind, I found it.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/619820-auburn-fans-form-never-to-yield-foundation-to-promote-and-defend-auburn-spirit
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: GH2001 on February 25, 2011, 09:27:10 AM
NICE stuff GF! Where is this from K, I mean is this an article out there somewhere?

That was my guess, which prompted my response.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 25, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
Damn!  Awesome article, and a good start.

I say ship that article out to every pro-Auburn website, magazine, and newpaper that exists. 
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: AUChizad on February 25, 2011, 10:04:39 AM
...Aaaand, some moron bammer posted an idiotic comment counterintuitive to the entire point of the article...
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Kaos on February 25, 2011, 10:15:20 AM
...Aaaand, some moron bammer posted an idiotic comment counterintuitive to the entire point of the article...

It's cool.  Shows how stupid they are.

You can expect a response from Franklin Crittenden shortly.  He's a definite Updyke. 

Most of the people who respond will be assclowns like that guy and then some AU people will fight back and the article will take off.  That's actually okay. 
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on February 25, 2011, 11:24:04 AM
Good stuff.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Jumbo on February 25, 2011, 12:53:26 PM
Never To Yield!
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: djsimp on February 25, 2011, 12:56:55 PM
Who is this cat anyway. We should sign him on the X.

No, actually when I originally read it on the bleacher I didn't bother to look at the author. My bad , you have mad skillz.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 25, 2011, 01:10:21 PM
I don't know why I signed up over there. I can't take reading shit from those fuckers...
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: DnATL on February 28, 2011, 08:23:00 PM
Who is this cat anyway. We should sign him on the X.
I remember reading his bammer soap opera columns from the Pickens Herald online about 7-8 years back - I thought the bammers would surely have him under one of the Tenn-Tom locks by now.

And what happened to TombigbeeTiger?  His degree of bammer hate was like Prowler, only coherent.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Kaos on February 28, 2011, 08:39:33 PM
I remember reading his bammer soap opera columns from the Pickens Herald online about 7-8 years back - I thought the bammers would surely have him under one of the Tenn-Tom locks by now.

And what happened to TombigbeeTiger?  His degree of bammer hate was like Prowler, only coherent.

Seems like he was sick a few years back.  Used to have his phone number but not sure which phone it was on now.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: El Guapo on February 28, 2011, 09:23:26 PM
Look, I'm all about tradition and supporting those things unique to your school, but jeez you guys sound like fucking pussies talking about SPIRIT all the time. Like you guys are the only ones that have it, or seem to have it copyrighted.

They'll never kill the Auburn SPIRIT!

Auburn isn't some all encompassing entity that you can worship, though now it seems like you treat it as such. You guys are sounding very cult-ish.

Don't forget to throw up those SPIRIT fingers every time it's brought up!   :homo:
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: AWK on February 28, 2011, 09:40:59 PM
Look, I'm all about tradition and supporting those things unique to your school, but jeez you guys sound like fucking pussies talking about SPIRIT all the time. Like you guys are the only ones that have it, or seem to have it copyrighted.

They'll never kill the Auburn SPIRIT!

Auburn isn't some all encompassing entity that you can worship, though now it seems like you treat it as such. You guys are sounding very cult-ish.

Don't forget to throw up those SPIRIT fingers every time it's brought up!   :homo:
Hence, others lack thereof.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: The Prowler on February 28, 2011, 09:52:20 PM
Look, I'm all about tradition and supporting those things unique to your school, but jeez you guys sound like fucking pussies talking about SPIRIT all the time. Like you guys are the only ones that have it, or seem to have it copyrighted.

They'll never kill the Auburn SPIRIT!

Auburn isn't some all encompassing entity that you can worship, though now it seems like you treat it as such. You guys are sounding very cult-ish.

Don't forget to throw up those SPIRIT fingers every time it's brought up!   :homo:
You have something houndstooth in your house or car.  Go worship your idol...fuckin bammer cult.  I can sense the FEAR in your post.  You know that a Auburn Spirit is very powerful & it scares the Updykes, like yourself.  Keep spreading all the negative garbage about Auburn, but do one thing, tell ALL of your inbred, retard bammer friends two words from the Auburn Family....WE COMIN!!!
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 28, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
Look, I'm all about tradition and supporting those things unique to your school, but jeez you guys sound like fucking pussies talking about SPIRIT all the time. Like you guys are the only ones that have it, or seem to have it copyrighted.

They'll never kill the Auburn SPIRIT!

Auburn isn't some all encompassing entity that you can worship, though now it seems like you treat it as such. You guys are sounding very cult-ish.

Don't forget to throw up those SPIRIT fingers every time it's brought up!   :homo:

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Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: El Guapo on February 28, 2011, 10:17:12 PM
You have something houndstooth in your house or car.  Go worship your idol...phukin bammer cult.  I can sense the FEAR in your post.  You know that a Auburn Spirit is very powerful & it scares the Updykes, like yourself.  Keep spreading all the negative garbage about Auburn, but do one thing, tell ALL of your inbred, retard bammer friends two words from the Auburn Family....WE COMIN!!!

Are you guys going to put a Never Forget sticker on your helmets and a patch with an oak on your jerseys?
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: djsimp on February 28, 2011, 10:41:59 PM
Are you guys going to put a Never Forget sticker on your helmets and a patch with an oak on your jerseys?

I find it very ironic that you bring up things like "tradition", "cult" and "worship". You do realize you're on an Auburn board correct, a place where real traditions breath? Oh yes, of course, you have the freedom of speech (that is if you have become a legal citizen). I also have the freedom of speech and I say back to your community trailer eating your burritos and a side dish of SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody cares what you have to say. You can't explain something to someone that has no understanding, like yourself and your Updike brethren. You are a project at best and nobody here gives a shit about you. Don't look now, the Border Patrol is knocking at your trailer door. Apurate!
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: El Guapo on February 28, 2011, 11:13:39 PM
The Hispanic jokes are good ones!

Jefe, what is a plethora?
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: auburnredwing on February 28, 2011, 11:32:20 PM
I find it very ironic that you bring up things like "tradition", "cult" and "worship". You do realize you're on an Auburn board correct, a place where real traditions breath? Oh yes, of course, you have the freedom of speech (that is if you have become a legal citizen). I also have the freedom of speech and I say back to your community trailer eating your burritos and a side dish of SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody cares what you have to say. You can't explain something to someone that has no understanding, like yourself and your Updike brethren. You are a project at best and nobody here gives a shit about you. Don't look now, the Border Patrol is knocking at your trailer door. Apurate!
I'm not sure el homo is a beaner or not but blast him for being a bammer not being a mexican. Makes you sound pretty damn ignorant.
K. Thanks. Bye.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: djsimp on February 28, 2011, 11:48:37 PM
I'm not sure el homo is a beaner or not but blast him for being a bammer not being a mexican. Makes you sound pretty damn ignorant.
K. Thanks. Bye.

He is a bammer, you are not which makes him fair game. Besides, there are others here that are of Mexican genealogy, and if I step outta line she'll be along to get me back in step. Again, El Shitto is a fucking bammer.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Kaos on March 01, 2011, 12:07:27 AM
Look, I'm all about tradition and supporting those things unique to your school, but jeez you guys sound like fucking pussies talking about SPIRIT all the time. Like you guys are the only ones that have it, or seem to have it copyrighted.

They'll never kill the Auburn SPIRIT!

Auburn isn't some all encompassing entity that you can worship, though now it seems like you treat it as such. You guys are sounding very cult-ish.

Don't forget to throw up those SPIRIT fingers every time it's brought up!   :homo:

You either get it or you don't. 

It's like religion.  Absolutely. 

If you don't get it, you can never understand.

And there's no bama fan in the universe who could.  What Auburn is, what Auburn represents, what we are?  You will never know.  It's not about a football team or some dead womanizing drunk to deify. 

Most of your kind would wander off to NASCAR or goat farming if the Bama football team vanished from the face of the earth. 

Auburn men and women? We'd miss it but would love AU no less. It's only a part of who we are as opposed to being the alpha and omega like it is with you fucks. 

You're like an atheist who's never been to church going "what's up with you silly Christians and this Jesus dude?"
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: The Prowler on March 01, 2011, 12:29:01 AM
It's not about a football team or some dead womanizing drunk to deify. 
That's the bammer trudishun.  That's it.  The football team and the Bahr.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Kaos on March 01, 2011, 12:35:02 AM
That's the bammer trudishun.  That's it.  The football team and the Bahr.

That's not tradition. 

Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: The Prowler on March 01, 2011, 12:39:49 AM
That's not tradition. 


Exactly.  They don't have traditions.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on March 01, 2011, 07:47:35 AM
Exactly.  They don't have traditions.

They throw around words like tradition and class, yet have no clue what either really is.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: El Guapo on March 01, 2011, 07:49:55 AM
Exactly.  They don't have traditions.


If tradition is throwing ass wipes on a tree, then yes, I agree with you.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on March 01, 2011, 07:59:39 AM

If tradition is throwing ass wipes on a tree, then yes, I agree with you.

Tell us about great bammer traditions?
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: El Guapo on March 01, 2011, 08:13:21 AM
Tell us about great bammer traditions?


I would love to, but honestly, you just wouldn't understand.

To me, Alabama isn't just a place - It's a way of life.

It's that fantastic feeling you get when you wake up after a great nights sleep.

It's knowing that no matter what may happen, everyone in the Alabama Nation loves and respects you.

You baners just can't understand the love and tradition we have at Alabama.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on March 01, 2011, 08:16:37 AM

I would love to, but honestly, you just wouldn't understand.

To me, Alabama isn't just a place - It's a way of life.

It's that fantastic feeling you get when you wake up after a great nights sleep.

It's knowing that no matter what may happen, everyone in the Alabama Nation loves and respects you.

You baners just can't understand the love and tradition we have at Alabama.

Don't have any, or know of them huh?  Figured as much.  Here's one of yours:  claiming national championship out of thin air.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Token on March 01, 2011, 08:33:57 AM

I would love to, but honestly, you just wouldn't understand.

To me, Alabama isn't just a place - It's a way of life.

It's that fantastic feeling you get when you wake up after a great nights sleep.

It's knowing that no matter what may happen, everyone in the Alabama Nation loves and respects you.

You baners just can't understand the love and tradition we have at Alabama.

Well played.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 01, 2011, 08:45:10 AM
Well played.

I saw what he did there.  However, he had to copy it and manipulate it to come close.  He still doesn't get it.

The fact is, I'm sure Alabama has a tradition or two, but the fact that nobody is willing, nor capable of bringing them up, versus just reciting the next joke about ours, says it all.   THAT is something you all are completely not understanding.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Token on March 01, 2011, 08:51:50 AM
I saw what he did there.  However, he had to copy it and manipulate it to come close.  He still doesn't get it.

The fact is, I'm sure Alabama has a tradition or two, but the fact that nobody is willing, nor capable of bringing them up, versus just reciting the next joke about ours, says it all.   THAT is something you all are completely not understanding.

I understand 100%.  But I'm not going to engage Kevin or anyone else in a pissing contest over tradition.  It's already been pointed out at least 100 times, that I can never understand Auburn tradition because I'm not an Auburn man.  In the same breath, you guys know for a fact Alabama has no tradition.  That in itself is a logical fallacy. 

I just think it's funny that Guapo turned that shit around.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on March 01, 2011, 08:53:20 AM
I saw what he did there.  However, he had to copy it and manipulate it to come close.  He still doesn't get it.

The fact is, I'm sure Alabama has a tradition or two, but the fact that nobody is willing, nor capable of bringing them up, versus just reciting the next joke about ours, says it all.   THAT is something you all are completely not understanding.
This.

Beat me to it. 
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 01, 2011, 08:54:47 AM
I understand 100%.  But I'm not going to engage Kevin or anyone else in a pissing contest over tradition.  It's already been pointed out at least 100 times, that I can never understand Auburn tradition because I'm not an Auburn man.  In the same breath, you guys know for a fact Alabama has no tradition.  That in itself is a logical fallacy. 

I just think it's funny that Guapo turned that shit around.

I hear YOU.  You just suck.  You're no fun.  Why?  Because you're one of the smallest fractional percentile of bama nation that I can stand.   :bc:

That is all.   
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on March 01, 2011, 08:59:43 AM
Still seriously waiting to hear a bammer tradition.  Anybody got just one?
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: djsimp on March 01, 2011, 09:07:32 AM
I hear YOU.  You just suck.  You're no fun.  Why?  Because you're one of the smallest fractional percentile of bama nation that I can stand.   :bc:

That is all.

Thats because he is a closet Auburn fan, he just doesn't want to admit it because it would prove we've been right all along.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: El Guapo on March 01, 2011, 09:17:34 AM
Still seriously waiting to hear a bammer tradition.  Anybody got just one?


I thought about just saying 'winning', but tping a tree trumps that.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Kaos on March 01, 2011, 09:22:17 AM

I thought about just saying 'winning', but tping a tree trumps that.

Ahhhh, El Dumbass.  I was waiting for that.

Winning is not a tradition. 

You're done.   
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on March 01, 2011, 09:25:46 AM
Ahhhh, El Dumbass.  I was waiting for that.

Winning is not a tradition. 

You're done.

As I said...continuously mouthing the words class and tradition doesnt mean you have either.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Godfather on March 01, 2011, 09:28:10 AM
I have one...being classless?  Singing that stupid rammer lammer cheer against Duke.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: El Guapo on March 01, 2011, 09:31:25 AM
Ahhhh, El Dumbass.  I was waiting for that.

Winning is not a tradition. 

You're done.

Kaos, I don't expect anyone on here to like me... but I don't think anyone here really likes you either. Is that how all that sand got into your vagina?
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on March 01, 2011, 09:35:06 AM

I thought about just saying 'winning', but tping a tree trumps that.

How can you claim winning as a tradition when you don't win them all, and in the last 3 decades Auburn has more wins, more SEC wins, and SEC championships, and more wins head to head with bammer?
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 01, 2011, 09:36:05 AM
How can you claim winning as a tradition when you don't win them all, and in the last 3 decades Auburn has more wins, more SEC wins, and SEC championships, and more wins head to head with bammer?

He didn't say which team.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on March 01, 2011, 09:38:59 AM
Kaos, I don't expect anyone on here to like me... but I don't think anyone here really likes you either. Is that how all that sand got into your vagina?

A new bammer tradition is talking smack on rival innerweb boards from the safety of cyberspace.  And that does, in fact, seem to be a very solid tradition.  In other words, being a ficking pussy assed bitch coward hiding behind anonymity.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: AUChizad on March 01, 2011, 09:39:47 AM
How can you claim winning as a tradition when you don't win them all, and in the last 3 decades Auburn has more wins, more SEC wins, and SEC championships, and more wins head to head with bammer?
I was about to say, even this non-traditional "tradition", Auburn trumps them at.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: djsimp on March 01, 2011, 09:46:41 AM
This sounds like a job for the

(http://www.moviemusic.com/imgcover/285/threeamigos.gif)
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Homer Samford on March 01, 2011, 09:50:17 AM
El Sucko is just butthurt cause his team's frittin' genius ginger QB couldn't muster when it mattered THREE TIMES last year.

Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Kaos on March 01, 2011, 09:50:49 AM
Kaos, I don't expect anyone on here to like me... but I don't think anyone here really likes you either. Is that how all that sand got into your vagina?

If being liked was my goal it might.  It's not. 

Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Homer Samford on March 01, 2011, 10:05:19 AM

I thought about just saying 'winning', but tping a tree trumps that.

Do you cry when you have to toss Ingram's salad? Does he at least let you use grape jelly? Just curious. Oh, and you can stick your "trahdision" up the chimes.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Godfather on March 01, 2011, 10:06:16 AM
Do you cry when you have to toss Ingram's salad? Does he at least let you use grape jelly? Just curious. Oh, and you can stick your "trahdision" up the chimes.

Welcome Homer...post often...see Jumbo for your annual fisting.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Homer Samford on March 01, 2011, 10:09:34 AM
Welcome Homer...post often...see Jumbo for your annual fisting.

Thanks. Can I bypass the fisting if I give at the office?
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: El Guapo on March 01, 2011, 10:10:06 AM
Do you cry when you have to toss Ingram's salad? Does he at least let you use grape jelly? Just curious. Oh, and you can stick your "trahdision" up the chimes.

He likes for me to use jelly, but honestly I like to go natural.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Homer Samford on March 01, 2011, 10:14:42 AM
He likes for me to use jelly, but honestly I like to go natural.

At least you admit it.

Now...

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNJ307L7OLRJgHsnNUFpGHaEYrAJsbP85vfYZrHOLMDTSxiwd1)
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 01, 2011, 10:17:45 AM
If being liked was my goal it might.  It's not.

I hate you!  Post often.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: DnATL on March 01, 2011, 12:19:57 PM
I'm not sure el homo is a beaner or not but blast him for being a bammer not being a mexican. Makes you sound pretty damn ignorant.
K. Thanks. Bye.
Pretty sure this guy is a ginger - should change his name to El Jengibre
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 01, 2011, 12:35:34 PM
Damn Mexicans trashin' up the joint. 

Half Mexican.  Now that's the way to go.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on March 01, 2011, 12:41:26 PM
Damn Mexicans trashin' up the joint. 

Half Mexican.  Now that's the way to go.

Mexicans inventef 4th meal.  They rock.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 01, 2011, 12:52:22 PM
This couple was in Mexico on vacation and thought they were late for meeting their tour bus.  They didn't have watch and came across this guy seated up against the building and taking a siesta (which is what Mexicans do all day)

Excuse me senior, but could you tell us what time it is?

The guy slowly raises his sombrero, looks at the couple, then reaches over to a donkey standing beside him.  He cups the donkeys balls, lifts them up and lowers them back down.....eet ees 3:00 O'Clock.

Thank you...but how in the world do you tell time by feeling a donkey's balls.

The Mexican responds (And they really do talk like this) First, I reech out like deese...an I cup dee donkeese balls like deese.....I raise deem up......and you see that clock over there on dee wall?
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 01, 2011, 12:57:31 PM
Damn Mexicans trashin' up the joint. 

Half Mexican.  Now that's the way to go.

My wife is half mexican (serious): She does 1/2 the dishes and cuts 1/2 the yard.

She has friend who is 1/2 french 1/2 mexican-I tell her she is too lazy to surrender. (she doesn't like me)
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on March 01, 2011, 01:18:44 PM
My wife is half mexican (serious):...she doesn't like me.

FTFY
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Jumbo on March 01, 2011, 01:21:50 PM
Welcome Homer...post often...see Jumbo for your annual fisting.
I'll go forearm deep in Homer's ass.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: GH2001 on March 01, 2011, 01:29:50 PM
Again...that sheetrock. It ain't gonna hang itself guapo.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Homer Samford on March 01, 2011, 01:30:22 PM
I'll go forearm deep in Homer's ass.

Can I avoid this if I give at the office?  :thumsup:
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Saniflush on March 01, 2011, 01:36:51 PM
It really must be discussed with your dog.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 01, 2011, 02:02:52 PM
My wife is half mexican (serious):...she doesn't like me.
FTFY


She does so-her boyfriend told me.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: djsimp on March 01, 2011, 02:03:40 PM
It really must be discussed with your dog.

(http://bored-night.com/pics/dog-everything-cute/cute-little_doggy009.jpg)
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Jumbo on March 01, 2011, 04:20:17 PM
(http://bored-night.com/pics/dog-everything-cute/cute-little_doggy009.jpg)
Off in that bitch.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: El Guapo on March 01, 2011, 05:12:37 PM
Again...that sheetrock. It ain't gonna hang itself guapo.


Look man! I'll get to it when I can.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Godfather on March 01, 2011, 05:41:35 PM

Look man! I'll get to it when I can.
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/bjgay.jpg)
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 01, 2011, 05:44:48 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/bjgay.jpg)

...and THAT just happened.   :silence:
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: The Prowler on March 01, 2011, 07:05:14 PM
He likes for me to use jelly, but honestly I like to go natural.
Yeah, whatever...go worship your idol (Coach Christian Slater)


(http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/885/F773525.JPG)
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: djsimp on March 01, 2011, 07:28:07 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/bjgay.jpg)

oh SHIT, that did just happen.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Homer Samford on March 01, 2011, 08:16:35 PM
They should have made that statue out of butter.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: GH2001 on March 01, 2011, 08:34:42 PM

Look ese`, I get to it when can!  I'll get to it when I can.

FIXT
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: El Guapo on March 01, 2011, 09:50:03 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/bjgay.jpg)

That is pretty damn funny.

I'm debating whether or not to show my wife.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on March 01, 2011, 09:53:04 PM
That is pretty damn funny.

I'm debating whether or not to show my beard.

Fix'd
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: AUChizad on March 01, 2011, 11:50:05 PM
Yeah, whatever...go worship your idol (Coach Christian Slater)


(http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/885/F773525.JPG)
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185648_960390412821_7008270_49210363_4413357_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Kaos on March 02, 2011, 08:17:41 AM
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185648_960390412821_7008270_49210363_4413357_n.jpg)

Andy Griffith?
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on March 02, 2011, 08:20:44 AM
Is it made of green cheese?
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Saniflush on March 02, 2011, 08:35:37 AM
Is it made of green cheese?

Looks like the moon.  I think I'd like to eat it.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/tumblr_lc6ybbr3ab1qd3ggro1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: JR4AU on March 02, 2011, 08:37:09 AM
Looks like the moon.  I think I'd like to eat it.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/tumblr_lc6ybbr3ab1qd3ggro1_400.jpg)

So you want to toss Nick's salad?
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: RWS on March 02, 2011, 09:28:40 AM
That is pretty damn funny.

I'm debating whether or not to show my wife.
Don't be a pussy. I put a pic of me and my wife up on here before.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: wesfau2 on March 02, 2011, 11:31:11 AM
Looks like the moon.  I think I'd like to eat it.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/tumblr_lc6ybbr3ab1qd3ggro1_400.jpg)

I'd eat it, Ken.  Then I'd wash it down with a cold Budweiser.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: GH2001 on March 02, 2011, 11:43:17 AM
I'd eat it, Ken.  Then I'd wash it down with a cold Budweiser.

I'd cover myself in relish and brown mustard. I'd be so delicious.

HEY!!
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: El Guapo on March 02, 2011, 12:27:33 PM
Don't be a pussy. I put a pic of me and my wife up on here before.

Haha, I meant showing her the pic of me on that dude. I totally don't remember it, but it's on the internet, so I guess it happened.
Title: Re: Never To Yield Foundation formed to promote and defend Auburn spirit
Post by: Saniflush on March 02, 2011, 12:41:08 PM
I'd eat it, Ken.  Then I'd wash it down with a cold Budweiser.

Thank you.  Thought JR4AU was gonna just waste that one.