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War Damn Eagle / Re: The aftermath
« Last post by CCTAU on December 05, 2021, 08:02:42 PM »
It sucks.

Go ahead and practice. Just don’t go.

You are not that dense. If you don’t go, you are not allowed to practice…
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War Damn Eagle / Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Last post by Kaos on December 05, 2021, 07:42:17 PM »
Hi. I’d like to order Joe Brady please. 

No. I don’t need to see a menu.
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War Damn Eagle / Re: The aftermath
« Last post by Kaos on December 05, 2021, 07:41:15 PM »
With all the limitations on practice times, you obviously don't pass on a bowl, even if it sucks.

It sucks.

Go ahead and practice. Just don’t go. 
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War Damn Eagle / Re: The aftermath
« Last post by wesfau2 on December 05, 2021, 02:31:15 PM »
With all the limitations on practice times, you obviously don't pass on a bowl, even if it sucks.
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War Damn Eagle / Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Last post by wesfau2 on December 05, 2021, 02:28:30 PM »
Craig.
Thank you for your service. 
Do not want.

This right here.

He brought in shit head kids that were lockerroom problems.
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War Damn Eagle / The aftermath
« Last post by Kaos on December 05, 2021, 10:22:46 AM »
What is the aftermath of Alabama's (expected) beatdown of Georgia in the SEC-Championship Game? Is there an advantage to be had for Auburn? 

1. Can Harsin use the "we're just this close, you could be that one player who makes the difference" line after the AU defense limited Alabama to virtually nothing while that same Tahd rolled up a thousand yards on the "best defense in college football history"? 

2. Can Harsin use the "if Georgia can't get there this year, you have to know they are never ever going to get there" line to sway recruits?  Because that's the reality. Everything was in their favor but they just couldn't do it.  Georgia gonna Georgia.

The few parts of that game I watched made me physically ill.  Hate both of them and their fans too. It was a no-win situation. Either outcome blows donkey dicks.  In retrospect I think it would have been better for UGA to win because it would have kept the Turds home and they would have Georgia'd somewhere else along the line anyway.

Auburn was one play (a play that should have been flagged for delay of game) from knocking off the Turds and possibly keeping BOTH FUA and FUGA out of the playoffs. Can't take a two-loss SEC champion and it would be hard to take a team that lost to a two-loss team. 

On a side note?  The end of the Baylor/OSU game was fantastic. Not sure how that impacted the overall post-season picture (because I don't care) but it was a good ending to a decent game.

EDITED TO ADD:  A now projected berth in the Turdingham Bowl is almost guaranteed to destroy any momentum that might have otherwise been generated.  I'd rather they rejected it.
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War Damn Eagle / Re: Wrapping it up...
« Last post by Kaos on December 05, 2021, 10:11:11 AM »
Astronomically better than Mullinz who I am convinced NO ONE likes.

Some of the players like the pussy mayonnaise spread by his whore wife.  Temporarily.  Use and discard. 
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Last post by Kaos on December 05, 2021, 10:08:22 AM »
The Power of the Dog

Bunkledip Clumperskin as a Montana cowboy in 1925. With Todd from Breaking Bad - Jesse Plemon - as his brother, one of the Mary Jane Watson's - Kristen Dunst - as a hotel owner, and other people you know from other things along the way (Girl Next Door nerd - Paul Dano, Chester from Law and Order the SUV - Adam Beach, Handmaid June - Elisabeth Moss, old Moria from American Horror Story-Frances Conroy, Agent Lundy- Keith Carradine- from Dexter, etc.) 

I'm not done with it, but it's (so far) not very good.  Stilted dialogue, Crimpledung's shit accent (although I've heard worse), terrible (horrible, awful, jarring) score, stupid commentary about Bronco Harry or some shit.

Several recent films have tried to revive the western genre.  There's the all black western with Idris Elba in it -- because, of course, the old west was just chock full of black folks.  (You know how I feel about re-writing history and the all of a sudden brand-new claim that a quarter of the west was settled by blacks). There's the 194-year old Clint Eastwood creaking vehicle Cry Macho.  There's the recent Apache Junction - which had some  hillbilly ass country singer in it. It's not not working. The western is dead.  Cowboys are over.

This film lumbers along, stifled by cripplingly bad performances from Crusterlump and Plemon (and frankly this guy hasn't been good in much of anything but Breaking Bad).

Basic story - Breaking Bad Todd becomes infatuated with and marries Mary Jane from Spiderman who has a freaky weirdo son much to the dismay of a badly over-acting Crinkleditch.

They try, but I don't give a tin fuck about Bronco Harvey, every relationship in the film is a caricature, and it's dimly shot which is another problem.

And finally when the warning at the beginning said full nudity -- I truly didn't expect it to be Curdleclink's tiny weiner flopping in the mud.

If I were you I'd saddle up and ride right on past this one.

Edited to add:  Way past the point of no return this one nibbles around in Brokeback range.  Why it waited until 20 minutes left in the film to veer in that direction is a mystery.  Although now that I think about it, I may have completely misread one scene because I didn't exactly grasp what was going on (was thinking Clutterditch had a hard on for his brother's wife, essentially, but maybe not).  Either way..... This overly long film wasn't worth the effort.  BECAUSE it flirted around the homo path I'm willing to bet it gets assloads of unmerited praise from woke reviewers.  It gets none here.  Boring.  Late alleged twist doesn't justify the overly boring slog to get there.
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War Damn Eagle / Re: Transfer Portal Comings and Goings
« Last post by CCTAU on December 05, 2021, 12:02:46 AM »
Shivers has track speed. A round track. With turns. Including the “edge”.

Name one time other than the iron bowl. And he almost slipped down on that run. Kid has no cut upfield.
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War Damn Eagle / Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Last post by GH2001 on December 04, 2021, 07:32:11 PM »
I done heard tonight that Craig burned bridges and pissed too many folks off to even get an interview. That his name being tossed around is bullshit.

And when I hear stuff, it comes from the upper echelon sources. Bank it.

Link to the drill press ?
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