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Title: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: AWK on July 08, 2010, 01:57:57 PM
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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth cause a stir at Walmart in Cullman, Alabama

Ashton Warnke thought she recognized Miley Cyrus, but she wasn’t quite sure. After all, it was the Cullman Walmart in Alabama.

But after the young woman wearing the Atlanta Braves baseball cap turned to her boyfriend and spoke, both Ashton and her mother knew they were shopping next to the music superstar.

(http://media.al.com/aharvey/photo/miley-ashtonjpg-19ac5577ef49f206_large.jpg)

“We heard her accent and knew it must be her,” Warnke says of the unexpected sighting on Saturday.

The Warnkes were buying groceries on Saturday afternoon when they spotted the 17-year-old Cyrus and three other people, including actor Liam Hemsworth, her boyfriend.

“They were just looking at bathing suits,” Warnke says. “I walked up to her and said, ‘Excuse me, are you Miley Cyrus?’ She smiled and said yes, and I asked if we could get a picture. She smiled and let my mom take our picture.”

Though Warnke says “you could tell she didn’t want a lot of people to see she was there,” Cyrus smiled and was accommodating to those who realized who she was.

“They were just hanging out in Walmart like normal teenagers would be,” Warnke says of the Cyrus entourage. “Her boyfriend was videotaping her, and they were with another guy and girl. She was nice, but she just wanted to be a normal person and shop.”

Warnke says she doesn’t have any idea why Cyrus was in the Cullman Walmart, although she says rumors have been flying that Miley or her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, have a house on Smith Lake. “No one knows if it’s the truth,” Warnke says.

The 21-year-old Warnke, who works at Cullman Savings Bank, likes Cyrus’ music, but it’s her younger cousins, fans of Cyrus and her TV alter-ego Hannah Montana, who are really impressed.

“They were so excited,” she says. “They couldn’t wait to see the pictures.”

http://blog.al.com/aharvey/2010/07/miley_cyrus_and_liam_hemsworth.html#incart_hbx (http://blog.al.com/aharvey/2010/07/miley_cyrus_and_liam_hemsworth.html#incart_hbx)

Now how am I going to get her pregnant and then receive alimony???
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: Godfather on July 08, 2010, 02:07:40 PM
http://blog.al.com/aharvey/2010/07/miley_cyrus_and_liam_hemsworth.html#incart_hbx (http://blog.al.com/aharvey/2010/07/miley_cyrus_and_liam_hemsworth.html#incart_hbx)

Now how am I going to get her pregnant and then receive alimony???
Shes 17 you fuck?!?!?!
































You know Saniflush has dibs on anything under 18!
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: Saniflush on July 08, 2010, 02:16:55 PM
Shes 17 you fuck?!?!?!






























You know Saniflush has dibs on anything under 18!



yeah you fuck...

She's an old maid when it comes to the Cullman area.
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: Thrilla on July 08, 2010, 02:22:38 PM
Well, they obviously carry all cup sizes for bathing suits at the Wal-Marks.
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: AWK on July 08, 2010, 02:31:53 PM
And the Jay-Z song was on...
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: Godfather on July 08, 2010, 02:54:57 PM


yeah you fuck...

She's an old maid when it comes to the Cullman area.
I saw that
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: ssgaufan on July 08, 2010, 03:13:12 PM


yeah you fuck...

She's an old maid when it comes to the Cullman area.

You know that's how we roll in C-town.
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: Saniflush on July 08, 2010, 03:17:14 PM
I saw that

I didn't see nuthin'.
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: wesfau2 on July 08, 2010, 03:28:48 PM
I didn't see nuthin'.

Strip club rules.
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: Saniflush on July 08, 2010, 03:30:14 PM
Strip club rules.

yes they do.

I mean yeah.
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: AWK on July 08, 2010, 03:35:56 PM
1 more year and it's on like donkey kong.
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: djsimp on July 08, 2010, 03:52:49 PM
1 more year and it's on like doggie style.

You have clearly been thinking "hard" about this.
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: JR4AU on July 08, 2010, 03:56:03 PM
1 more year and it's on like donkey kong.

16 is legal in this state!  I think in Cullman they have a local ordinace that says 13. 
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: Thrilla on July 08, 2010, 04:11:26 PM
I'm not gonna lie.....    :idhitit:
Title: Re: I missed my phuking chance!
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 08, 2010, 04:21:48 PM
I'm not gonna lie.....    :idhitit:


THIS X10
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: djsimp on July 08, 2010, 04:23:17 PM
16 is legal in this state!  I think in Cullman they have a local ordinace that says 13. 

They have a lot of ordinances in Cullman that are not in many other places.
Title: Re: I missed my phuking chance!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 08, 2010, 04:27:04 PM

THIS X10

She is the one without the hat...
Title: Re: I missed my phuking chance!
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 08, 2010, 04:32:26 PM
She is the one without the hat...

I love a girl with a hat.
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: AWK on July 08, 2010, 04:33:27 PM
I don't care, she is hot, and I would do it.

Disclaimer:  I would not bang her until the ripe ole' age of 18. 
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: AUsweetheart on July 08, 2010, 04:36:26 PM
I don't care, she is hot, and I would do it.

Disclaimer:  I would not bang her until the ripe ole' age of 18. 
Noble.
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: JR4AU on July 08, 2010, 04:41:43 PM
Noble.

Her noble piece prize would be nice!  
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: djsimp on July 08, 2010, 04:50:41 PM
I don't know, I just can't look at her in that way after my little girls watching Hanna Montana over and over and over and....
Title: Re: I missed my phuking chance!
Post by: Thrilla on July 08, 2010, 04:51:17 PM
She is the one without the hat...

Can you say MOTORBOAT
Title: Re: I missed my phuking chance!
Post by: AUJarhead on July 08, 2010, 05:04:57 PM
Are they built for speed or comfort?
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: chinook on July 08, 2010, 05:22:10 PM
i'm thinking miley is hannah or is it billy ray? 
Title: Re: I missed my fucking chance!
Post by: Jumbo on July 08, 2010, 05:35:06 PM
With Miley it's all about the climb.....
Title: Re: I missed my phuking chance!
Post by: BZ770 on July 09, 2010, 12:08:02 AM
Just a thought she may have been looking for the MNC Trophy and stopped there instead of going on down the 69 hwy to Tuscaloosa.   :rofl:
Title: Re: I missed my phuking chance!
Post by: djsimp on July 09, 2010, 08:54:48 AM
Just a thought she may have been looking for the MNC Trophy and stopped there instead of going on down the 69 hwy to Tuscaloosa.   :rofl:

She is a spy working for the TN boosters.