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Title: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: Aubie16 on June 22, 2010, 09:45:49 PM
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Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 22, 2010, 09:51:29 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: Thrilla on June 22, 2010, 10:52:33 PM
Instant thirstiness.
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: chinook on June 23, 2010, 12:41:35 AM
bacon vodka teh roxxor in a bloody mary.
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: Aubie16 on June 23, 2010, 01:02:17 AM
bacon vodka teh roxxor in a bloody mary.

That is my intended use tomorrow morning during USA-Algeria. Might try it in a screwdriver as well.
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: GarMan on June 23, 2010, 09:10:07 AM
That is my intended use tomorrow morning during USA-Algeria. Might try it in a screwdriver as well. 

Bacon in a screwdriver...  Why not... 
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: Saniflush on June 23, 2010, 09:21:07 AM
Bacon in a screwdriver...  Why not... 

"Ya see Norm, dat right there gives ya two out of ya four food groups right out of da gate."

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/ratzenberger_as_cliff_clavin_in_che.jpg)
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: Godfather on June 23, 2010, 09:22:51 AM
It is the number one selling Vodka among canines.
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 23, 2010, 10:22:31 AM
One of the female comics on LCS the other night wondered why women try to attract men by smelling like flowers and fruit.  Her thought was that if we want to wear a scent that will attract men by the hordes, we should dab a little bacon grease behind our ears... we'd have to beat y'all off with a stick.

I thought about it, but since I figured it would also attract very large bull dykes, I would stick with my regular perfume...
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: AUChizad on June 23, 2010, 10:24:18 AM
Bacon in a screwdriver...  Why not... 
At first thought, that doesn't sound so good, but once you think about it, bacon & orange juice are delicious together. Maybe throw a fried egg in there too.
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: GarMan on June 23, 2010, 11:29:48 AM
At first thought, that doesn't sound so good, but once you think about it, bacon & orange juice are delicious together. Maybe throw a fried egg in there too. 

Only as garnish...  I wouldn't want to turn this into a breakfast smoothie.
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: GH2001 on June 23, 2010, 11:31:30 AM
At first thought, that doesn't sound so good, but once you think about it, bacon & orange juice are delicious together. Maybe throw a fried egg in there too.

Hold the fucking phone.  GarMan and Chad are agreeing on something. This is a moment I will cherish.   :wartim:
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: GarMan on June 23, 2010, 11:45:14 AM
Hold the phuking phone.  GarMan and Chad are agreeing on something. This is a moment I will cherish.   :wartim:

Yeah...  But, I've chosen to work virtual this week rather than going to Toronto to avoid the freakshow associated with G-20 and Pride 2010.  The later celebration is something Chad will never forgive me for... 
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: GH2001 on June 23, 2010, 11:52:38 AM
Yeah...  But, I've chosen to work virtual this week rather than going to Toronto to avoid the freakshow associated with G-20 and Pride 2010.  The later celebration is something Chad will never forgive me for... 

You guys love each other - even if you don't say so on here.
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 23, 2010, 12:13:56 PM
Only as garnish...  I wouldn't want to turn this into a breakfast smoothie.

Agree, a splash in my OJ, along with a plate of eggs, toast and some blackberry jam would be the breakfast of champions!
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: JR4AU on June 24, 2010, 12:24:34 PM
The bacon bra...

(http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/bacon-bra-01.jpg)
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 24, 2010, 02:09:33 PM
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h8/OMGMRMX/1157666442506.jpg)   
Title: Re: My Life is Now Complete
Post by: Thrilla on June 25, 2010, 10:48:35 AM
(http://www.funny-potato.com/images/health/band-aids/bacon-band-aids.jpg)

(http://www.smartinfosys.org/aclients/gagsandgoods/products_pictures/bacon-floss.jpg)