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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on June 21, 2010, 03:31:26 PM
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WATERVILLE, Wash. — An argument over butter in a macaroni and cheese recipe churned into violence between a brother and sister near East Wenatchee.
A 21-year-old man called police June 6 to say his 17-year-old sister had tried to cut his neck with the serrated edge of a spatula.
The police report says the sister was making macaroni and cheese when her brother asked if she was using butter. That led to an argument over the difference between butter and margarine. And, then butter battle escalated.
The Wenatchee World reports the girl was charged in Douglas County Superior Court with fourth-degree assault.
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If the bitch was really trying to slip margarine in the Mac n Cheese instead of real butter, then she's the one that deserves to have her throat slit.
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PARKAY Bitch!!!
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If the bitch was really trying to slip margarine in the Mac n Cheese instead of real butter, then she's the one that deserves to have her throat slit.
I'm thinking a jury in Alabama would agree.
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If the bitch was really trying to slip margarine in the Mac n Cheese instead of real butter, then she's the one that deserves to have her throat slit.
Fuck that.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who asks me to make the Mac n Cheese, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spatula and make it your goddamn self.
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Fuck that.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who asks me to make the Mac n Cheese, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spatula and make it your goddamn self.
A spatula? For macaroni and cheese? See, you're doing it all wrong. You're going to have a big mess on your hands.
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Fuck that.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who asks me to make the Mac n Cheese, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spatula and make it your goddamn self.
Did you order the mac and cheese?
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Did you order the mac and cheese?
DID YOU ORDER THE MAC AND CHEESE???
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DID YOU ORDER THE MAC AND CHEESE???
I did ordered the dish you sent me to order.
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You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to make that Mac n Cheese, you need me to make that Mac n Cheese. We use words like salt, boiling water, cheese. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending butter. You use them as a punchline.
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Fuck that.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who asks me to make the Mac n Cheese, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spatula and make it your goddamn self.
Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught Mac n' Cheese at Mac n' Cheese school.
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You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to make that Mac n Cheese, you need me to make that Mac n Cheese. We use words like salt, boiling water, cheese. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending butter. You use them as a punchline.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who sits at the table of the very mac and cheese I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spoon and stand at the oven. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.
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I make my mac n cheese how I make my motherfucker mac n cheese. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I make mac n cheese three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge and make me nervous.
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What the fuck are y'all talking about?
Another thread fucked up...
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What the fuck are y'all talking about?
Another thread fucked up...
You see War Eagle, I can deal with the margarine, and the butter, and the pasta. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.
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You see War Eagle, I can deal with the margarine, and the butter, and the pasta. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.
no clue...
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no clue...
Jack, Tommy Cruise and some Code Red goodness.
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y'all fuck up every thread
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Colonel, what kind of fucked up kitchen you running here? I'm going back to my restaurant.
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This code of honor of yours makes me wanna beat the shit outta somebody!
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This belongs in the culinary forum.
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Why does a junior grade chef with six months experience and a track record for burning toast get assigned to make mac & cheese? Would it be so that it never makes it out of the kitchen?
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Jack, Tommy Cruise and some Code Red goodness.
Did you order the Cheesy Code?
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i see you've met my friends mac and cheese.
(http://ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/07bambi_thumper.jpg)
:pwnd:
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We follow the cooking directions or people starve. It's that simple. Are we clear?
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We follow the cooking directions or people starve. It's that simple. Are we clear?
They beat up on a margarine, and that's all they did. The rest is just smokefilled coffee-house crap. They tortured and tormented a weaker condiment. They didn't like it. So, they melted it. And why? Because he didn't taste as good as butter.
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They beat up on a margarine, and that's all they did. The rest is just smokefilled coffee-house crap. They tortured and tormented a weaker condiment. They didn't like it. So, they melted it. And why? Because he didn't taste as good as butter.
I want you to acknowledge that the resident chef has made you aware of the possible consequences involved in accusing margarine of being a weaker condiment without proper evidence.
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Are these the questions I was really called here to answer? Boiling water and salt? Please tell me that you have something more, Lieutenant. These two condiments are on trial for their lives. Please tell me their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a recipe.
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Are these the questions I was really called here to answer? Boiling water and salt? Please tell me that you have something more, Lieutenant. These two condiments are on trial for their lives. Please tell me their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a recipe.
You did see, Sweets, that Howie was trying to take credit for your initial exchange?Fuck that.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who asks me to make the Mac n Cheese, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spatula and make it your goddamn self.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who sits at the table of the very mac and cheese I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spoon and stand at the oven. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.
I think Howie needs a Code Orange. Can you please order one?
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You did see, Sweets, that Howie was trying to take credit for your initial exchange?
I think Howie needs a Code Orange. Can you please order one?
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT SHE WILL!
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I want you to acknowledge that the resident chef has made you aware of the possible consequences involved in accusing margarine of being a weaker condiment without proper evidence.
I have been so advised
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You did see, Sweets, that Howie was trying to take credit for your initial exchange?
I think Howie needs a Code Orange. Can you please order one?
It was noted and entered into the log book. I had already subtracted -4 for the guffaw.
You're better than that Sani...now shake your tail.
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You did see, Sweets, that Howie was trying to take credit for your initial exchange?
You're a lousy fucking mac n cheeser, Howie!
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It was noted and entered into the log book. I had already subtracted -4 for the guffaw.
You're better than that Sani...now shake your tail.
I have two books at my bedside, the Auburn cook book and the King James Bible.
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I have two books at my bedside, the Auburn cook book and the King James Bible.
Do you find time to read it?
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Do you find time to read it?
The only proper authorities I'm aware of to ask that question are other cooks, Sweets, and the Lord our God.
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Hijack timeout to say...
ONLY on the X. I've lol'd my shorts X3
Please resume your regularly scheduled hijacking.
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The only proper authorities I'm aware of to ask that question are other cooks, Sweets, and the Lord our God.
Jessep was going to keep using the margarine. He said he wanted the lesser calories.
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Hijack timeout to say...
ONLY on the X. I've lol'd my shorts X3
Please resume your regularly scheduled hijacking.
I am glad you get it...I am still clueless...
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i see you've met my friends mac and cheese.
(http://ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/07bambi_thumper.jpg)
:pwnd:
need a little help buzz...
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I am glad you get it...I am still clueless...
So sad based on your avatar.
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So sad based on your avatar.
If I had an avatar of me flicking you off would that be better?
I just know that's Jack Nicholas...I have no clue what movie it is from...
And if I saw it, I would probably have forgotten about it. I damn sure wouldn't know every god damned line in the movie...
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So sad based on your avatar.
:haha:
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Didn't Jack Nicklaus win 18 Majors?
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If I had an avatar of me flicking you off would that be better?
I just know that's Jack Nicholas...I have no clue what movie it is from...
And if I saw it, I would probably have forgotten about it. I damn sure wouldn't know every god damned line in the movie...
Here horse. Let me lead you.
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Didn't Jack Nicklaus win 18 Majors?
what? they were all out of Lt. Colonels at the fair?
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If I had an avatar of me flicking you off would that be better?
I just know that's Jack Nicholas...I have no clue what movie it is from...
And if I saw it, I would probably have forgotten about it. I damn sure wouldn't know every god damned line in the movie...
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/22/633786120770771235-ROFLMFAO.jpg)
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(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/22/633786120770771235-ROFLMFAO.jpg)
Me admitting to not knowing every line of "A Few Good Men" (I assume) is that funny to you?
You are a fucking dork...
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Me admitting to not knowing every line of "A Few Good Men" (I assume) is that funny to you?
You are a fucking dork...
May I refer you again to:
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/22/633786120770771235-ROFLMFAO.jpg
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I don't watch a ton of movies so I'm normally out in the cold on these thread hijacks. I'm just happy to get in on one now and then. (Cause I'm a damn funny guy when I have a take) I believe that Sani, GF, Wes and Buzz have the same DVD collection.
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I don't watch a ton of movies so I'm normally out in the cold on these thread hijacks. I'm just happy to get in on one now and then. (Cause I'm a damn funny guy when I have a take) I believe that Sani, GF, Wes and Buzz have the same DVD collection.
No we just have that much useless information in our craniums
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May I refer you again to:
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/22/633786120770771235-ROFLMFAO.jpg
Booooooo
Stay with the football breakdowns I guess...because you are not funny...
And you're a fucking dork...
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No we just have that much useless information in our craniums
It's lodged between the malted hops and bong resin.
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No we just have that much useless information in our craniums
Fact.
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/atfirstiwaslike.jpg)
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Booooooo
Stay with the football breakdowns I guess...because you are not funny...
And you're a fucking dork...
Not sure if you've gotten it yet...the "ROFLMFAO" pic wasn't at you not knowing movie quotes...as many have since tried to point out...your avatar isn't Jack Nicholas (commonly spelled Nicklaus), it's Jack Nicholson, and the shot if from "The Departed", if that matters. But I'm the douche or dork? Me thinks not!
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Not sure if you've gotten it yet...the "ROFLMFAO" pic wasn't at you not knowing movie quotes...as many have since tried to point out...your avatar isn't Jack Nicholas, it's Jack Nicholson, and the shot if from "The Departed", if that matters. But I'm the douche? Me thinks not!
You are the Summer's Eve of douches. The Massengail of vaginal cleansing.
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You are the Summer's Eve of douches. The Massengail of vaginal cleansing.
Thank you sir!
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Not sure if you've gotten it yet...the "ROFLMFAO" pic wasn't at you not knowing movie quotes...as many have since tried to point out...your avatar isn't Jack Nicholas (commonly spelled Nicklaus), it's Jack Nicholson, and the shot if from "The Departed", if that matters. But I'm the douche or dork? Me thinks not!
HAHA...you knew who I was talking about...
Mods...delete this thread.
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HAHA...you knew who I was talking about...
Mods...delete this thread.
Funny how I knew, but you didn't. Funny how I can respond in a deleted thread. :haha:
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HAHA...you knew who I was talking about...
Mods...delete this thread.
I'm starting to sense a change in the tone of this thread. I imagine a few warn meters could be spiked shortly.
Consider yourselves forewarned.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(http://www.evilavatar.com/forums/images/evil/banhammer.jpg)
(http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/7725/original/banhammer15gq9.jpg)
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I'm starting to sense a change in the tone of this thread. I imagine a few warn meters could be spiked shortly.
Consider yourselves forewarned.
Prewarn warnings rock!
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Prewarn warnings rock!
RAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(http://blondierocket.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/youve_been_warned.jpg)
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need a little help buzz...
One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr. chinook.
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Funny how I knew, but you didn't. Funny how I can respond in a deleted thread. :haha:
That's it...someone shut this bitch down...NOW!
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This thread has become not nice. And it highly offends me.
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This thread has become not nice. And it highly offends me.
prayers sent.
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How many times do I have to keep reminding you folks to remember the Creed?
Consider your warn meters all moved.
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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOD DAMN AUFAMILY!!!@!@
.net
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Would someone just call the god damn nip and get all this attention off of me!!!!
O N E at a time!
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Its all about family guys. Lets be respectable. Dont make me write you up...there are kids watching.
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danger! danger, Will Robinson!........the hammer is coming down!
(http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content09/danger-will-robinson.jpg)
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MODS.....please move this to the woodshed.
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MODS.....please move this to the woodshed.
You said wood...
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I just think it's funny that AWK would be the one with all the pictures of men and hammers.
I see a t-shirt in our future...
War Eagle!!! & JR4AU: A Love Story
Right??
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I just think it's funny that AWK would be the one with all the pictures of men and hammers.
I see a t-shirt in our future...
War Eagle!!! & JR4AU: A Love Story
Right??
Why must you always gay thread hijack? This thing was going smooth too.
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So this is what a kitchen looks like...
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Why must you always gay thread hijack? This thing was going smooth too.
No No NO! You been here four hours!!! You eat everything!!! You Go NOW!!
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M-E-T-H-O-D Mannnnnnnnnnnnn
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scorecard...
a few good men quotes > diamonds are forever attempt quote highjack.
ferris bueller's day off quote highjack > diamonds are forever quote
you guys are lame...a few good men...is that what they show on movie day in law school?
-5 for chinook...incorrect usage of teh pwnage emotioncon.
+5 to the birdman for having lol'ed.
+25 to war eagle!!!
+1 to the astros.
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+1 to the astros.
NO! NO points for Astros! You're pushing your luck, little man!! You come back one year!
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NO! NO points for Astros! You're pushing your luck, little man!! You come back one year!
Bread!!...nice.
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Bread!!...nice.
Three dollars.