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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: wesfau2 on June 20, 2010, 01:38:01 PM
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Was hanging out at Bud and Alley's last night and who is camped out in the corner swilling champagne with any hottie that wanted to stop by his table but Superbowl Champ Payton.
He propositioned the hat thief to "take a walk on the beach"...at 1:30 a.m...as she walked past him on her way back to our table.
She declined and returned to me. I'm sure it had much more to do with the overall creepiness of the guy's approach, but my thread title was more fun.
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Youv'e got more game than Nintendo.
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Surely not! His wife is a lovely lady who most likely satisfies all of his sexual needs.
(http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/paytonsplayitforwardfoundation3.jpg)
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Surely not! His wife is a lovely lady who most likely satisfies all of his sexual needs.
(http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/paytonsplayitforwardfoundation3.jpg)
You haven't met the "hat thief" she's a game changer.
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You haven't met the "hat thief" she's a game changer.
She can change the momentum. Get the crowd back into it.
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She can change the momentum. Get the crowd back into it.
and take hats without the remotest of push back...
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and take hats without the remotest of push back...
If she dissed a Super Bowl champ...what chance do any of us really have? The force is strong in Wes.
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I heard she just likes guy's that look like this..
(http://blog.syracuse.com/poliquin/2007/12/medium_bowden.jpg)
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I heard she just likes guy's that look like this..
(http://blog.syracuse.com/poliquin/2007/12/medium_bowden.jpg)
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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I heard she just likes guy's that look like this..
(http://blog.syracuse.com/poliquin/2007/12/medium_bowden.jpg)
Obviously you're not a golfer.
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Ummmm....guhgher....armphg
Fuck it. I'm not going to piss on this parade.
Yes, Wesley....your game is, uh, strong.
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If she dissed a Super Bowl champ...what chance do any of us really have? The force is strong in Wes.
Wes know's how to party and the hat thief loves teh karaoke...
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Ummmm....guhgher....armphg
Fuck it. I'm not going to piss on this parade.
Yes, Wesley....your game is, uh, strong.
Read my post again.
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Read my post again.
I'll BET you've got game for more than teh Cougars.
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Read my post again.
Oh I read your disclaimer, Weskies. I just don't think you believe it. :)
And it seems Harvey's money is on you. And you know how he hates to part with money.
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Oh I read your disclaimer, Weskies. I just don't think you believe it. :)
And it seems Harvey's money is on you. And you know how he hates to part with money.
Isn't Mrs Birdman a cougar?
just sayin'.
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Isn't Mrs Birdman a cougar?
just sayin'.
This dude is so ducking gay
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Oh I read your disclaimer, Weskies. I just don't think you believe it. :)
And it seems Harvey's money is on you. And you know how he hates to part with money.
If Sean and I were standing side by side and nothing was known about us other than the game we could spit at her, I'd definitely win. Handily.
HOWEVER, I harbor no illusions that wealth, success and power don't play a role in female attraction. Thus, the disclaimer.
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If Sean and I were standing side by side and nothing was known about us other than the game we could spit at her, I'd definitely win. Handily.
HOWEVER, I harbor no illusions that wealth, success and power don't play a role in female attraction. Thus, the disclaimer.
My beef is strong
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If Sean and I were standing side by side and nothing was known about us other than the game we could spit at her, I'd definitely win. Handily.
HOWEVER, I harbor no illusions that wealth, success and power don't play a role in female attraction. Thus, the disclaimer.
I have no idea about the level of Sean's game. None. Going on past experience with coaches...it could be zero or it could be panty dropper...hard to tell. He does have bedroom blue eyes....and that can go a long way.
Still.
I do have some faith in you.....if you brought your A game...and assuming it hasn't gone to total shit from neglect.
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I have no idea about the level of Sean's game. None. Going on past experience with coaches...it could be zero or it could be panty dropper...hard to tell. He does have bedroom blue eyes....and that can go a long way.
Still.
I do have some faith in you.....if you brought your A game...and assuming it hasn't gone to total shit from neglect.
NFL Coach = wealth, success, power, = panty dropper. No game required. That is all.
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NFL Coach = wealth, success, power, = panty dropper. No game required. That is all.
Oh I beg to differ. The panties of the hat thief did not drop for Corch Saints. They may have for a certain Destin Counselor later that night/morning. But for Sean, it was just you and your hand tonight.
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Oh I beg to differ. The panties of the hat thief did not drop for Corch Saints. They may have for a certain Destin Counselor later that night/morning. But for Sean, it was just you and your hand tonight.
Good thing he didn't have a hat on she liked...or she would have taken his hat, AND he would have gone home alone...
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Good thing he didn't have a hat on she liked...or she would have taken his hat, AND he would have gone home alone...
THAT's gonna leave a mark.
NFL Coach = wealth, success, power, = panty dropper. No game required. That is all.
Correct.
But we are talking about just plain game...if no one knew who he was.
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Oh I beg to differ. The panties of the hat thief did not drop for Corch Saints. They may have for a certain Destin Counselor later that night/morning. But for Sean, it was just you and your hand tonight.
Well, I'll qualify it to say that you probably need some serious game on top of the other things to get panty droppage in front of your target's hubby.
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THAT's gonna leave a mark.
Correct.
But we are talking about just plain game...if no one knew who he was.
No mark. Just a sacrifice for the good of others. It's just how I am.
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No mark. Just a sacrifice for the good of others. It's just how I am.
I'm am sure Wes had things in hand....but sure, we can call it a sacrifice. Now go throw yourself on an anthill, or maybe build a bridge over that puddle....you team player, you.
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I'm am sure Wes had things in hand....but sure, we can call it a sacrifice. Now go throw yourself on an anthill, or maybe build a bridge over that puddle....you team player, you.
No hat for you.
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My beef is strong
Your beef wrong.
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NFL Coach = wealth, success, power, = panty dropper. No game required. That is all.
Ummm.... no. Bottomfeeder has more game than these guys...
(http://leibrockk.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/large_rex-ryan514.jpg)
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0121/pg2_g_coughlin_300.jpg)
Nuh uh.
(http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Chan_Gailey_at_press_conference.jpg)
(http://img.fannation.com/upload/truth_rumor/photo_upload/141/230/full/Wade-Phillips.jpg)
America's Most Wanted called...
(http://z.about.com/d/football/1/0/Z/P/TonySparano.jpg)
(http://backporchsports.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/cable.jpg)
(http://www.oflsite.com/MikeShanahan_214468.jpg)
Not even passed out drunk
(http://theskinnyposter.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/turner_norv1204.jpg)
(http://3putt.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/andy-reid1.jpg)
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On the other hand....
OH HAYULL YEAH!!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PlJTNgrwPpY/SxkzEUs3EiI/AAAAAAAADZ0/RiNwy8AE1us/s1600/ncf_a_harbaugh1_195.jpg)
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No hat for you.
After seeing said hat and shirt, she probably thought it was vintage and would gain her some coin.
(http://tigersx.com/images/stehat.jpg)
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After seeing said hat and shirt, she probably thought it was vintage and would gain her some coin.
(http://tigersx.com/images/stehat.jpg)
Wow. I really was drunk that day! I have no memory of standing on my head.
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Damn, I've heard of tipsy but I'm about to fucking fall over. Aaahhh...Newcastle Brown Ale and Auburn Football. Nice.
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Ummm.... no. Bottomfeeder has more game than these guys...
(http://leibrockk.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/large_rex-ryan514.jpg)
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0121/pg2_g_coughlin_300.jpg)
Nuh uh.
(http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Chan_Gailey_at_press_conference.jpg)
(http://img.fannation.com/upload/truth_rumor/photo_upload/141/230/full/Wade-Phillips.jpg)
America's Most Wanted called...
(http://z.about.com/d/football/1/0/Z/P/TonySparano.jpg)
(http://backporchsports.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/cable.jpg)
(http://www.oflsite.com/MikeShanahan_214468.jpg)
Not even passed out drunk
(http://theskinnyposter.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/turner_norv1204.jpg)
(http://3putt.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/andy-reid1.jpg)
Look, not saying every woman falls for it, but every one of those guys has had a piece of ass, or several, they wouldn't never have gotten a sniff at without the money and fame. Bank it.
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On the other hand....
OH HAYULL YEAH!!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PlJTNgrwPpY/SxkzEUs3EiI/AAAAAAAADZ0/RiNwy8AE1us/s1600/ncf_a_harbaugh1_195.jpg)
(http://media.al.com/keepingscore/photo/gene-chizik-36b3936081510d1d_large.jpg)
I have heard he can unhinge the jaw....just sayin
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Just for the record, I saved Birdman's hat. Carry on...
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(http://media.al.com/keepingscore/photo/gene-chizik-36b3936081510d1d_large.jpg)
I have heard he can unhinge the jaw....just sayin
For him, I would unhinge mine.
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For him, I would unhinge mine.
Its the orange and blue isnt it.
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Its the orange and blue isnt it.
From the look of that picture, it's the use of his hands and his sweet handkerchief.
PS> He has a hot ass daughter.
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Look, not saying every woman falls for it, but every one of those guys has had a piece of ass, or several, they wouldn't never have gotten a sniff at without the money and fame. Bank it.
Fact.
Well, I'll qualify it to say that you probably need some serious game on top of the other things to get panty droppage in front of your target's hubby.
Not sure if you were referring to me here, but allow me to clarify that I remain unmarried. Pimpin ain't dead, these hos just scared.
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Not sure if you were referring to me here, but allow me to clarify that I remain unmarried. Pimpin ain't dead, these hos just scared.
I was just about to comment on his statement...
You may as well be married now I guess though. You were down celebrating what? 6th month anniversary? That's precious! I am happy for you guys...
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You may as well be married now I guess though. You were down celebrating what? 6th month anniversary? That's precious! I am happy for you guys...
You have a dirty whorish mouth.
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I was just about to comment on his statement...
You may as well be married now I guess though. You were down celebrating what? 6th month anniversary? That's precious! I am happy for you guys...
:rofl:
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Fact.
Not sure if you were referring to me here, but allow me to clarify that I remain unmarried. Pimpin ain't dead, these hos just scared.
Not many ho's will drop panty for anuttah dude...not right in front of day own pimp anyway.
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Not many ho's will drop panty for anuttah dude...not right in front of day own pimp anyway.
Depends on the dude standin there spittin game.
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Depends on the dude standin there spittin game.
Or if she knows that the bulge she sees in his pants is just a rolled up pair of socks.
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I'm fat and have no game but the ladies love Cool J.
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I'm fat and have no game but the ladies love Cool J.
Its the shirt
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For him, I would unhinge mine.
Me too. Twice. And upside down.
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Its the shirt
It's the :civic:
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It's the :civic:
Panties Drop....It's nice.
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Depends on the dude standin there spittin game.
For example, I had to decline sharing a shower with her in Vegas.
:thumsup:
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For example, I had to decline sharing a shower with her in Vegas.
She just needed someone who could reach high enough to scrub between her shoulder blades...
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She just needed someone who could reach high enough to scrub between her shoulder blades...
:rofl: :pwnd:
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For example, I had to decline sharing a shower with her in Vegas.
:thumsup:
Where's the Loofah????
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For example, I had to decline sharing a shower with her in Vegas.
:thumsup:
Too bad you (and all your friends) were getting hounded by your girlfriend.
She's fun.
She just needed someone who could reach high enough to scrub between her shoulder blades...
And that is good stuff.