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Title: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: The Prowler on May 12, 2010, 11:05:07 AM
(http://media.scout.com/media/image/81/810057.jpg)

Chris Landrum (http://rivals.yahoo.com/auburn/football/recruiting/player-Chris-Landrum-102427) LB 6'3" 220lbs. 4.5 Sweet Water (5 Grillz)

Quote
"at the start of recruiting I was all Alabama, that was until I visited Auburn....Now my whole family has converted over with me"

Offer:
Auburn (Committed 05/12/2010)
SPuat
Tennessee
Southern Miss
Duke
Memphis
UAB
South Alabama

Receiving Interest From:
UCLA
FSU
Clemson
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: AUChizad on May 12, 2010, 11:25:40 AM
Chris Landrum LB Sweet Water (5 Grillz)
Yeah, this kid looks to be a stud.

Not evaluated yet, but should be a 4* when all's said and done.

Well, I dunno, maybe not now since uat will inevitably pull their offer and pretend like it never happened...

 :we:
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: GH2001 on May 12, 2010, 12:54:12 PM
Yeah, this kid looks to be a stud.

Not evaluated yet, but should be a 4* when all's said and done.

Well, I dunno, maybe not now since uat will inevitably pull their offer and pretend like it never happened...

 :we:


He's overrated....and they didnt want him anyway. So they pulled his offer.   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: djsimp on May 12, 2010, 01:11:51 PM
bama's days of top recruiting is over. Welcome to the Auburn era bammers.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: RWS on May 12, 2010, 01:19:01 PM
bama's days of top recruiting is over.
Really?
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: JR4AU on May 12, 2010, 01:27:15 PM
Really?

Hey fuckstick, it's an Auburn forum and we're certainly entitled to at least run the same silly assed smack talk about our team that you bammers run about yours on our forum
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on May 12, 2010, 01:31:06 PM
Hey fuckstick, it's an Auburn forum and we're certainly entitled to at least run the same silly assed smack talk about our team that you bammers run about yours on our forum

You forget, JR, that RWS is the know all, end all bammer fan that represents the top .00023% of his fanbase.  Be carefull to take his bait.  He will manipulate the world of physics, facts a opinions of the world to ensure his epic reality of Bammertopia.

...or just sayin...be careful.  :silence:
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: RWS on May 12, 2010, 01:33:47 PM
Hey fuckstick, it's an Auburn forum
No shit....

It doesn't give me any less right to discuss anything either. It's called discussion. He's entitled to say that. I'm entitled to invoke discussion about it.  Deal with it.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: JR4AU on May 12, 2010, 01:34:27 PM
You forget, JR, that RWS is the know all, end all bammer fan that represents the top .00023% of his fanbase.  Be carefull to take his bait.  He will manipulate the world of physics, facts a opinions of the world to ensure his epic reality of Bammertopia.

...or just sayin...be careful.  :silence:

I know...he likes to throw out the "gimmicky" slander on Malzahn's offense...when pressed about it he notes how it's not gimmicky, but yet is.  When pressed further...he's done.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: JR4AU on May 12, 2010, 01:36:34 PM
No shit....

It doesn't give me any less right to discuss anything either. It's called discussion. He's entitled to say that. I'm entitled to invoke discussion about it.  Deal with it.

I beg to differ assholio...you have zero rights here, you have priviledges, which are subject to revocation.  Deal with it, and my discussion that you "invoked"!
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: JR4AU on May 12, 2010, 01:38:21 PM
For RWS...

http://www.ehow.com/how_2384521_use-invoke-evoke-correctly.html (http://www.ehow.com/how_2384521_use-invoke-evoke-correctly.html)
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on May 12, 2010, 01:39:29 PM
No shit....

It doesn't give me any less right to discuss anything either. It's called discussion. He's entitled to say that. I'm entitled to invoke discussion about it.  Deal with it.

I think you should make some signs and picket the ol' capital buildin'.  Fight for your rights for discussion!!!!
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: RWS on May 12, 2010, 01:40:50 PM
I know...he likes to throw out the "gimmicky" slander on Malzahn's offense...when pressed about it he notes how it's not gimmicky, but yet is.  When pressed further...he's done.
I didn't know I was being "pressed" in that thread. You asked a question, I answered, you appeard to semi-agree with what I wrote. I didn't know there was any "pressing" beyond that. Did I not bask in your knowledge enough? Is that the problem?

Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: RWS on May 12, 2010, 01:43:13 PM
For RWS...

http://www.ehow.com/how_2384521_use-invoke-evoke-correctly.html (http://www.ehow.com/how_2384521_use-invoke-evoke-correctly.html)
I'm glad the grammar police have arrived. One of the definitions of invoke is to bring about, or cause, but whatever.

Shit, did I punctuate that correctly?
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: JR4AU on May 12, 2010, 01:46:28 PM
I didn't know I was being "pressed" in that thread. You asked a question, I answered, you appeard to semi-agree with what I wrote. I didn't know there was any "pressing" beyond that. Did I not bask in your knowledge enough? Is that the problem?



You've yet to tell me what's "gimmicky" about it. 
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: RWS on May 12, 2010, 01:56:32 PM
You've yet to tell me what's "gimmicky" about it.  
Mainly the constant HUNH, and constant motion. You have to admit, when they seem to get away from the HUNH and some other things in games, the offense seems to go right down the toilet. I mean, to an extent, you will have that with all teams. All teams have that certain comfort zone. All teams use some sort of gimmick at some point. Some more than others. I'm not going to overplay it like some others. I think you're really taking my use of the word out of context and flipping out about it, really. I never said it was a big gimmicky steaming pile of shit or anything like that.

If it works, who gives a fuck if it has gimmicks or whatever. It doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: JR4AU on May 12, 2010, 02:17:00 PM
Mainly the constant HUNH, and constant motion. You have to admit, when they seem to get away from the HUNH and some other things in games, the offense seems to go right down the toilet. I mean, to an extent, you will have that with all teams. All teams have that certain comfort zone. All teams use some sort of gimmick at some point. Some more than others. I'm not going to overplay it like some others. I think you're really taking my use of the word out of context and flipping out about it, really. I never said it was a big gimmicky steaming pile of shit or anything like that.

If it works, who gives a fuck if it has gimmicks or whatever. It doesn't matter.

The HUNH is Malzahn's "gimmick".  I've never seen them get away from it.   Motion to a lesser extent.  Many many teams use motion...that's a gimmick by definition, but certainly widely used and accepted.

Gimmicky is used derogatorily, by most anyway, when referring to Malzahn and his offense.  A gimmick isn't always bad though.  In some cases, like Malzahn's offense, and like Urban Meyers's as well, it's simply window dressing and cosmetics used to do the same old things that have always been used, and have proven to work.    The triple option is certainly a gimmick...worked and was widely used for a long time.  It went out of style for a while, and is gaining popularity again.  And though it's being dressed up with formationing, and personnel, it's still the triple option when you get down to it.    If cosemetics and window dressing didn't work, every body would choose one formation, and line up in that, and run every play from that one formation.  It would be a lot simpler to teach, and learn...and would also be that for the defenses they faced.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: The Prowler on May 12, 2010, 02:27:39 PM
Btw...Auburn's taking over the State, just so y'all know.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: RWS on May 12, 2010, 02:34:20 PM
Btw...Auburn's taking over the State, just so y'all know.
Cool, thanks for the heads up.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: AWK on May 12, 2010, 03:27:57 PM
Btw...Auburn's taking over the State, just so y'all know.
That's hot off the presses baby!  When I get done with you guys you will be wearing gold plated diapers!!
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 12, 2010, 03:29:15 PM
That's hot off the presses baby!  When I get done with you guys you will be wearing gold plated diapers!!
Cock of the walk, baby.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2010, 03:41:37 PM
That's hot off the presses baby!  When I get done with you guys you will be wearing gold plated diapers!!

What does that mean?

I was concerned about one thing when Malzahn came in and that was whether or not they could really run the ball in the SEC out of this "gimmicky" offense.  An emphatic yes.  You can run just about anything you want if you can run the ball.  My only concern now after watching it for a year is whether Corch GM is really adept at teh plays calling.  Yes, he has an arsenal of weapons to pull out of the bag but it seemed that too often, he had no idea what and when to pull something out. You might see Kodi in the Mildcat on 3rd and 8 from your own 30.  You may see a reverse on 3rd and 1 from the opposing 20.  He spent the first 2 quarters of the Arky game throwing darts at a play chart until the 3rd, when he realized he could slam the ball at them.  Too little too late. 

Not trying to be too critical.  I like the offense.  It works..period.  But it won't work against everybody if you don't use some common sense in the playcalling.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: JR4AU on May 12, 2010, 04:00:17 PM
What does that mean?

I was concerned about one thing when Malzahn came in and that was whether or not they could really run the ball in the SEC out of this "gimmicky" offense.  An emphatic yes.  You can run just about anything you want if you can run the ball.  My only concern now after watching it for a year is whether Corch GM is really adept at teh plays calling.  Yes, he has an arsenal of weapons to pull out of the bag but it seemed that too often, he had no idea what and when to pull something out. You might see Kodi in the Mildcat on 3rd and 8 from your own 30.  You may see a reverse on 3rd and 1 from the opposing 20.  He spent the first 2 quarters of the Arky game throwing darts at a play chart until the 3rd, when he realized he could slam the ball at them.  Too little too late. 

Not trying to be too critical.  I like the offense.  It works..period.  But it won't work against everybody if you don't use some common sense in the playcalling.

My biggest gripe was his lack of quick, short passing game.  However, that's not "what he does".  You can't do it all with the little time you have to practice, and you have to practice what you do, and do it well.  Malzahn runs the ball, and throws play action off that, and he goes down field in the passing game.  If it's not working, it's painful to watch.  Reminds me somewhat of when Dye's wishbone would bog down.  Happens to every offense.  Sometimes the Def. or DC just gets your number, or gets lucky, or you go cold.   Malzahn was known to be an air it out guy in HS, and has changed that part of what he does a great deal.  I think Malzahn can and will learn the nuances of play calling.  That said, in his first year, he didn't do too shabby as a whole.  I look for better things to come.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: jadennis on May 12, 2010, 04:27:34 PM
I'm entitled...

You voted for Obama didn't you.  Admit it.

Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: JR4AU on May 12, 2010, 04:36:45 PM
You voted for Obama didn't you.  Admit it.



He's an Obama fan, like he's a bammer fan.  "BIG" fan, never actually goes to the polls or games though.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: RWS on May 12, 2010, 04:52:33 PM
He's an Obama fan, like he's a bammer fan.  "BIG" fan, never actually goes to the polls or games though.
I voted for Nader.

None of them were viable options, really.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: djsimp on May 12, 2010, 06:02:56 PM
Really?

Here fishy fishy. :)
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: jadennis on May 12, 2010, 06:37:06 PM
I voted for Nader.

None of them were viable options, really.

I was in DC one time and there was a Nade rally of some sort going on.  Ralph was actually there, speaking to supporters. 

Very few times have I seen a more interesting looking group of people. 
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: 280TIGER on May 12, 2010, 07:27:25 PM
I voted for Nader.

None of them were viable options, really.

Way to throw away a vote....  You really are a shithead.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: RWS on May 12, 2010, 08:33:03 PM
Way to throw away a vote....  You really are a shithead.
Honestly, voting for any of them was throwing away a vote. I don't vote, I'm un-American. I vote for Obama or McCain, and I'm fucking myself either way. I vote for Nader, and I'm a shithead. Whatever.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: AUChizad on May 12, 2010, 08:54:29 PM
Honestly, voting for any of them was throwing away a vote. I don't vote, I'm un-American. I vote for Obama or McCain, and I'm fucking myself either way. I vote for Nader, and I'm a shithead. Whatever.
I voted for Bob Barr.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: GH2001 on May 12, 2010, 10:51:11 PM
I voted for Bob Barr.

Guess who I voted for Chad? Bet you cant guess...
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: The Prowler on May 12, 2010, 11:10:22 PM
That's hot off the presses baby!


(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/Straightouttacompton.jpg)
Hot off "da skreets"...."Straight outta Compton"  War Eagle and War Doctor Dre
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: GH2001 on May 13, 2010, 09:23:43 AM

(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/Straightouttacompton.jpg)
Hot off "da skreets"...."Straight outta Compton"  War Eagle and War Doctor Dre


Good stuff....takes me back to HS - Da Chronic.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: JR4AU on May 13, 2010, 11:47:44 AM
Honestly, voting for any of them was throwing away a vote. I don't vote, I'm un-American I'm a shithead. I vote for Obama or McCain, and I'm a fucking shitbag myself either way. I vote for Nader, and I'm a shithead. Whatever.

FTFY, but it seems you're learning.  That's a positive thing.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: No Huddle on May 14, 2010, 11:46:07 AM
Btw...Auburn's taking over the State, just so y'all know.

We are taking over the country  :bamahomer:
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2010, 12:56:58 PM
We are taking over the country  :bamahomer:

Oh yeah? Well....then...we're taking over..like...the whole universe and solar systems...and stuff.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: GH2001 on May 14, 2010, 02:11:26 PM
Oh yeah? Well....then...we're taking over..like...the whole universe and solar systems...and stuff.
You tell him Harvey
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2010, 03:02:04 PM
You tell him Harvey

He won't be back.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 14, 2010, 03:03:59 PM
He won't be back.

You tell him David Harvey!
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2010, 03:32:18 PM
You tell him David Harvey!

Have you sent in your dues for the FOGCWDKGCBWLTSHD club?  The conference call and BBQ report are next week ya' know.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 14, 2010, 04:07:01 PM
Have you sent in your dues for the FOGCWDKGCBWLTSHD club?  The conference call and BBQ report are next week ya' know.
Don't forget the diapers and bourbon.  My baby daddy done R-U-N-N-O-F-T with the WIC check and I ain't got no folding money.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 14, 2010, 04:56:07 PM
Don't forget the diapers and bourbon.  My baby daddy done R-U-N-N-O-F-T with the WIC check and I ain't got no folding money.

You STOLE from my kin.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: GH2001 on May 14, 2010, 04:58:32 PM
You STOLE from my kin.

YOUR hair treatment????

Uh oh...here we go....
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: No Huddle on May 14, 2010, 07:52:17 PM
Oh yeah? Well....then...we're taking over..like...the whole universe and solar systems...and stuff.

I can't compete.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Token on May 14, 2010, 07:58:18 PM
Have you sent in your dues for the FOGCWDKGCBWLTSHD club?  The conference call and BBQ report are next week ya' know.

Can you break that down please?  Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: The Prowler on May 14, 2010, 08:01:14 PM

(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/Straightouttacompton.jpg)
Hot off "da skreets"...."Straight outta Compton"  War Eagle and War Doctor Dre

So...no one noticed Doctor Dre sporting an Auburn hat?  Damn, it's gettin' hard out here on "da skreets".  I bring a "back in da day" picture of Dre pimpin' his Auburn hat and it doesn't get a response...Damn, y'all mofos be slippin'.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Jumbo on May 14, 2010, 11:09:21 PM
So...no one noticed Doctor Dre sporting an Auburn hat?  Damn, it's gettin' hard out here on "da skreets".  I bring a "back in da day" picture of Dre pimpin' his Auburn hat and it doesn't get a response...Damn, y'all mofos be slippin'.
Try to get close and ya ass a get smacked my little homie Prowler got my back, never let me slip because if I slip then I'm slippin' but if I got my Nina then you know I'm straight trippin'.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: djsimp on May 15, 2010, 12:40:16 AM
Ain't nuttin but a G thang baby!
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: The Prowler on May 15, 2010, 12:57:58 AM
Jumbo's gonna continue to put the rap down, put the mack down and if you bitches talk shit, he's gonna have ta put da smack down...
Jumbo's just like a clock when he ticks and he tocks...
But he's never off, he's always on 'til da break-a-dawn...
M I N O R and da city dey call Adamsville...
puttin da shit together, like his McNurra Da Prowler, no one can do it better...

Like this, that and this and uh...
It's like that and like this and like that and uh...
It's like this, than who gives a fuck 'bout those?...
So just chill, 'til da next episode...
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Jumbo on May 15, 2010, 06:09:32 AM
I step in the club, I got my hair laid back, got my cane in my hand wearin' slacks and flats, all the hoe's lookin' at me.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Saniflush on May 15, 2010, 06:55:03 AM
So...no one noticed Doctor Dre sporting an Auburn hat?  Damn, it's gettin' hard out here on "da skreets".  I bring a "back in da day" picture of Dre pimpin' his Auburn hat and it doesn't get a response...Damn, y'all mofos be slippin'.

I noticed and then moved on.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 15, 2010, 04:48:46 PM
Can you break that down please?  Thanks in advance.
Family of Gene Chizik War Damn Kaos Gene Chizik Ballin With Long Towels So Heavy Duty club
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: djsimp on May 16, 2010, 12:00:03 AM
Family of Gene Chizik War Damn Kaos Gene Chizik Ballin With Long Towels So Heavy Duty club


I like that club.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: AUChizad on May 16, 2010, 11:28:30 AM
Can you break that down please?  Thanks in advance.
Friends of Gene Chizik Who Do Not Know Gene Chizik But Would Like To Suck His Dick?

I'm good at reading Davidese.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Token on May 16, 2010, 11:32:45 AM
Friends of Gene Chizik Who Do Not Know Gene Chizik But Would Like To Suck His Dick?

I'm good at reading Davidese.

You're good.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 16, 2010, 07:42:40 PM
Friends of Gene Chizik Who Do Not Know Gene Chizik But Would Like To Suck His Dick?

I'm good at reading Davidese.

Dang...spot on it would seem.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2010, 09:31:32 AM
Friends of Gene Chizik Who Do Not Know Gene Chizik But Would Like To Suck His tool?

I'm good at reading Davidese.

WINNAH WINNAH CHICKEN DINNAH!!!!
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: AUChizad on May 17, 2010, 12:36:43 PM
WINNAH WINNAH CHICKEN DINNAH!!!!
So the wife said you can rejoin the forum under the stipulation you leave the language filter on?
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2010, 12:44:18 PM
So the wife said you can rejoin the forum under the stipulation you leave the language filter on?

Leave my wife out of this. (She doesn't know)

Actually, I like the filter on.  Makes for much funnier reading....poophead.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2010, 12:45:59 PM
Leave my wife out of this. (She doesn't know)

Actually, I like the filter on.  Makes for much funnier reading....poophead.

What a poopty post
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2010, 12:53:18 PM
What a poopty post

Hey...PHUK you..POOPface.
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Token on May 17, 2010, 01:07:00 PM
You fuckholes keep your censorship to yourself.  I wanna read the vulgarity. 
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2010, 01:08:31 PM
You femaleparts keep your censorship to yourself.  I wanna read the vulgarity. 

Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on May 17, 2010, 01:11:10 PM
You fuckholes keep your censorship to yourself.  I wanna read the vulgarity. 

You Aymanmeat in the mouth!
Title: Re: Auburn lands Stud Instate LBer....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2010, 01:20:03 PM
You Aymanmeat in the mouth!

Don't make Pillow Biter censor you.