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Title: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: AUChizad on March 29, 2010, 10:35:23 AM
JOX 94.5 will no longer be carrying Auburn games. It will be the source for Alabama football coverage.

Auburn is getting booted to 100.5.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 29, 2010, 11:52:12 AM
Figures.  The move to Greenville, SC looks better and better everyday. 
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: Godfather on March 29, 2010, 12:28:38 PM
I thought this thread was about AWK's recent surgery.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 29, 2010, 12:30:52 PM
I love Auburn. The state of Alabama is becoming more of a shithole. Glad I live in Texas.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: AUsweetheart on March 29, 2010, 12:39:21 PM
On the flip side...
Went into Campus Spirit at the Summit yesterday...and lo and behold it's my friggin lucky day. Javier Arenas is there signing autographs. Nobody in there.
I peruse the Auburn stuff for a while...then approached.
Turns out it's $10 for a picture either with him or one he autographs. I offered him 20 for a pic in an Auburn hat. We stared at each other for about 20 seconds and I swear to God I think he was gonna do it.
Whoever the guy was with him..agent..uncle...whoever stepped in and said he wouldn't let him do it. I just laughed and said I wouldn't want a pic of him in our hat anyway, it was a joke.

I would have fucking loved it if he did, though.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: djsimp on March 29, 2010, 12:41:12 PM
I just laughed and said I wouldn't want a pic of him in our hat anyway, it was a joke.

Your my hero.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: notthatcool on March 29, 2010, 01:33:45 PM
On the flip side...
Went into Campus Spirit at the Summit yesterday...and lo and behold it's my friggin lucky day. Javier Arenas is there signing autographs. Nobody in there.
I peruse the Auburn stuff for a while...then approached.
Turns out it's $10 for a picture either with him or one he autographs. I offered him 20 for a pic in an Auburn hat. We stared at each other for about 20 seconds and I swear to God I think he was gonna do it.
Whoever the guy was with him..agent..uncle...whoever stepped in and said he wouldn't let him do it. I just laughed and said I wouldn't want a pic of him in our hat anyway, it was a joke.

I would have phuking loved it if he did, though.

funny story. 
I hate that kcufer.  That little five yard sprint then freeze after every good play was irritating.   
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: Jumbo on March 29, 2010, 01:43:14 PM
I thought this thread was about AWK's recent surgery.
He's now Tonya.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: AUsweetheart on March 29, 2010, 02:07:34 PM
He's now Tonya.

He did get some admiring looks from the men on Saturday night.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 29, 2010, 02:25:44 PM
On the flip side...
Went into Campus Spirit at the Summit yesterday...and lo and behold it's my friggin lucky day. Javier Arenas is there signing autographs. Nobody in there.
I peruse the Auburn stuff for a while...then approached.
Turns out it's $10 for a picture either with him or one he autographs. I offered him 20 for a pic in an Auburn hat. We stared at each other for about 20 seconds and I swear to God I think he was gonna do it.
Whoever the guy was with him..agent..uncle...whoever stepped in and said he wouldn't let him do it. I just laughed and said I wouldn't want a pic of him in our hat anyway, it was a joke.

I would have fucking loved it if he did, though.

Have I told you lately how much I heart you?
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: AWK on March 29, 2010, 02:45:23 PM
He did get some admiring looks from the men on Saturday night.
I can't help that I'm beautiful.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 29, 2010, 03:00:10 PM
I can't help that I'm beautiful.

You're a damn good looking man, Taylor.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: Godfather on March 29, 2010, 03:34:21 PM
I can't help that I'm beautiful.
I'd fuck me

(http://tigersx.com/images/awkbill.jpg)
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: AWK on March 29, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
I'd fuck me

(http://tigersx.com/images/awkbill.jpg)
College was awesome.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 29, 2010, 03:51:46 PM
I love Auburn. The state of Alabama is becoming more of a shithole. Glad I live in Texas.
On this, Dallasshole, we can agree.  God Bless Texas...
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: bottomfeeder on March 29, 2010, 05:03:01 PM
That's fucking nasty. Just plain damn sick.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: The Prowler on March 29, 2010, 05:46:50 PM
JOX 94.5 will no longer be carrying Auburn games. It will be the source for Alabama football coverage.

Auburn is getting booted to 100.5.
Good...I can't fuckin' stand 94.5.  It was all SPuat 7 days a week, except for 4 hours on Saturdays.  How about Auburn's games be moved to 106.5 The Eagle.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: Saniflush on March 30, 2010, 07:42:22 AM
(http://tigersx.com/images/awkbill.jpg)

It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: GH2001 on March 30, 2010, 10:48:32 AM
On this, Dallbutthole, we can agree.  God Bless Texas...

then fucking stay there with the dirt, fake ass bbq and cactuses you fucktards.....how are all the weirdos in Austin these days?

BTW - Im just fucking with you TW  ;)
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 30, 2010, 12:28:07 PM
then fucking stay there with the dirt, fake ass bbq and cactuses you fucktards.....how are all the weirdos in Austin these days?

BTW - Im just fucking with you TW  ;)
I wouldn't know about Austin, bonehead.  I live in Houston. 

Austin ranks only one step behind Tuscaloser on the "I WOULD RATHER LIVE IN A SHIT COVERED DUMPSTER THAN LIVE IN _____"  LIST.

Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 30, 2010, 12:52:22 PM
On this, Dallasshole, we can agree.  God Bless Texas...

No problem: Tigerhoustonisanasscrack.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: AUChizad on March 30, 2010, 01:03:39 PM
I wouldn't know about Austin, bonehead.  I live in Houston. 

Austin ranks only one step behind Tuscaloser on the "I WOULD RATHER LIVE IN A SHIT COVERED DUMPSTER THAN LIVE IN _____"  LIST.


I like Austin.

Thinking about moving there, actually.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: AWK on March 30, 2010, 01:26:53 PM
I like guys named Austin.

Thinking about moving there, actually.
There you go.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 30, 2010, 01:29:24 PM
I like Austin.

Thinking about moving there, actually.

There is nothing to like about Austin (- some of 6th street) Traffic there is ungodly-UT students think there shit don't stink. They all lean left, the govt there is right.

If Austin was on fire, I wouldn’t piss on it. Well, maybe, I just wouldn’t put the fire out.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: AUChizad on March 30, 2010, 01:36:43 PM
There is nothing to like about Austin (- some of 6th street) Traffic there is ungodly-UT students think there shit don't stink. They all lean left, the govt there is right.

If Austin was on fire, I wouldn’t piss on it. Well, maybe, I just wouldn’t put the fire out.
6th street is pretty awesome.

I like the whole "Keep Austin Weird" thing.

I imagine I could handle the Longhorns in Austin better than I've been handling the bammers in Bammerham.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: GH2001 on March 30, 2010, 01:54:50 PM


I imagine I could handle the Longhorns in Austin better than I've been handling the bammers in Bammerham.

This is true....I guess thats one way to look at it.

I hear they have tons of gourmet breweries out there too for you.... :poke:  Just pickin at ya Chizad.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 30, 2010, 02:17:56 PM
6th street is pretty awesome.

I like the whole "Keep Austin Weird" thing.

I imagine I could handle the Longhorns in Austin better than I've been handling the bammers in Bammerham.

The problem with Austin is that the people are trying to keep it weird. Instead of just letting it flow.

They are one in the same. Except they really don't know what to do about other schools (SEC) shirts. I wear my AU gear anywhere I go. They stare, they think, they wonder, and they mumble and go on there way.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 30, 2010, 04:15:41 PM
The problem with Austin is that the people are trying to keep it weird. Instead of just letting it flow.
Exactly.  It's like it is forced - almost fake weird.  They try way too damn hard and it is obvious.  Being weird because that's who you are is one thing - but being weird because it is the "hip and cool" thing to do does not make you weird.  It makes you an idiot.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: boartitz on March 30, 2010, 09:32:00 PM
Fuck Texas.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: djsimp on March 30, 2010, 10:44:13 PM
phuk Texas.

sounds like a true decedent of Texarkana, or better yet your still mad about Miller County. You folks are like fighting brothers; Cain and Able perhaps.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 31, 2010, 08:37:12 AM
Don't Fuck with Texas.

FTFY
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: GH2001 on March 31, 2010, 09:25:36 AM
sounds like a true decedent of Texarkana, or better yet your still mad about Miller County. You folks are like fighting brothers; Cain and Able perhaps.

Nah, they are very different. Texas has had running water, fire and the wheel for decades now. Arky is supposed to be having a celebration this summer celebrating the advent of all 3 of them to the state. They are very excited. Too bad they were busy loading up 10 deep with 5 star RB's....or they would have had these 3 sooner. 
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 31, 2010, 11:48:04 AM
State fight...State fight....
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: GH2001 on March 31, 2010, 11:50:13 AM
State fight...State fight....

Texas and Arkansas....is that even really a fight?
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 31, 2010, 01:08:02 PM
Texas and Arkansas....is that even really a fight?

(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f156/Aeris-g14/Fighting%20Gifs/streetfighter-03.gif)

Texas noogie
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: jadennis on March 31, 2010, 01:23:47 PM
I'm from Atlanta and have lived in Texas about 7 years now.  I like it overall.  Austin does have some great areas.  I like a lot of it.  It's not all weirdos and fake hippies.  There are certain areas that I wish I could air lift to North Korea, but it's not all like that.  Round Rock, West Lake, Lake Travis area, etc, are all very nice, very normal areas.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: The Prowler on March 31, 2010, 05:52:56 PM
Texas and Arkansas....is that even really a fight?
(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_05/sp_0503_09_v6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: djsimp on March 31, 2010, 11:22:08 PM
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f156/Aeris-g14/Fighting%20Gifs/streetfighter-03.gif)

Texas noogie

The opposite of that would be the Ar-Kansas corn hole. Do I need to elaborate?
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 01, 2010, 10:00:09 AM
The opposite of that would be the Ar-Kansas corn hole. Do I need to elaborate?

(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae235/troyjsmith/Cornhole.jpg)   
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: djsimp on April 01, 2010, 10:55:52 AM
Or.........

Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: boartitz on April 01, 2010, 11:23:27 PM
Fuck Texas.
Any of you fuckers that defend a place that starts with a "T". GAAAAAAAH.
Move there if you love it. Adios amigo.
You could be a coonass if your ride breaks down.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: djsimp on April 01, 2010, 11:26:52 PM
You could be a coonass if your ride breaks down.
Thats the opposite side of your state.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: boartitz on April 01, 2010, 11:27:56 PM
Or.........


Can you find Texas on this map?
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: boartitz on April 01, 2010, 11:30:44 PM
Thats the opposite side of your state.
Louisiana is not opposite of Texas in relation to Arkansas. Geography FAIL.

Where did you go to school?
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: djsimp on April 01, 2010, 11:37:26 PM
Louisiana is not opposite of Texas in relation to Arkansas. Geography FAIL.

Where did you go to school?

I'm sorry, should I say -X versus -Y?
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: djsimp on April 01, 2010, 11:38:40 PM
Can you find Texas on this map?

If this is the case, this women has one large crack of the ass.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: GH2001 on April 05, 2010, 03:14:23 PM
I'm sorry, should I say -X versus -Y?

Theyz is slow on teh Geometries up in the Ar-Kansas.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: Hogwally on April 05, 2010, 03:31:28 PM
Theyz is slow on teh Geometries up in the Ar-Kansas.

     Why you hatin on Arkansas Geometries?  That was someone from somewhere else with the map readin problems.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: AWK on April 05, 2010, 03:39:08 PM
     Why you hatin on Arkansas Geometries?  That was someone from somewhere else with the map readin problems.
She was from South Cacalacki.
Title: Re: The Transormation is Nearly Complete
Post by: GH2001 on April 05, 2010, 03:51:46 PM
If this is the case, this women has one large crack of the ass.

One large crack of the ass; Texas - same difference.