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Title: Shon Coleman
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 28, 2010, 10:38:15 PM
Supposedly has cancer.  W...t...f...
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: AUsweetheart on March 28, 2010, 11:25:02 PM
I can't find anyone that's heard this....really hope it isn't true. :sad:
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: #1Bammer on March 29, 2010, 12:20:52 AM
I for one, hope this is not true.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Kaos on March 29, 2010, 02:42:39 AM
Rumor is pretty much everywhere at this point. 

See the same thing in most places.  Leukemia. 

That's assed up. 
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: AUsweetheart on March 29, 2010, 08:52:28 AM
Rumor is pretty much everywhere at this point. 

See the same thing in most places.  Leukemia. 
I didn't hear it till this morning. Fuck.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 29, 2010, 08:54:43 AM
I hope Auburn really does something special for Shon. And I hope they honor his football scholarship no matter if he can play football or not.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: AUChizad on March 29, 2010, 09:29:25 AM
People are saying this because he's at St. Judes in Memphis.

I guess that hospital specializes in cancer treatment?

If this is true, inb4 "Saban knew about this all along" from bammers.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 29, 2010, 09:39:22 AM
Per Rivals "skreets"....  in other words...  a poster that scouted Shon's facebook, says that his mother posted this....

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According to Shon's mother on Facebook....

For any others out there that are curious about Shon's cancer, he has Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia (ALL). Its malignant, but has a decent prognosis, depending on a few factors.


Unfortunate.  Hopefully they'll figure a way to contain and treat this.  Football just fell way down the list for this kid, and I hope he gets all the support and prayers he needs.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 29, 2010, 10:08:42 AM
Per Rivals "skreets"....  in other words...  a poster that scouted Shon's facebook, says that his mother posted this....
 

Unfortunate.  Hopefully they'll figure a way to contain and treat this.  Football just fell way down the list for this kid, and I hope he gets all the support and prayers he needs.

This. ^  Hate it when it happens to anyone but it's always worse to me when it hits someone at a young age.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 29, 2010, 11:47:14 AM
My 4 year old nephew has ALL.  If you "have" to have leukemia, this is the least bad of the two.  They do lots of chemo, steroids, and other drugs right off the bat to fight the initial "white cells run amok" and then you go into what they call maintenance, where the treatments occur on a regular schedule for several years until you go into remission.  However, that supposes you don't get any type of infection or even the flu during that period, which can be fatal at worst, and set your treatment back months at best.  My guess is that unless he comes through the initial treatment phase more quickly than Caleb did (it took him a year of constant treatment) Shon won't be able to start school in the fall.  Caleb was in virtual isolation while they destroyed his immune system and built it back up.

You guys keep this family in your thoughts.  The prognosis may be good, but the long road to get to remission sucks like you could not believe.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: AUChizad on March 29, 2010, 02:14:49 PM
The story is out.

http://blog.al.com/goldmine/2010/03/auburn_signee_shon_coleman_und.html (http://blog.al.com/goldmine/2010/03/auburn_signee_shon_coleman_und.html)
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Auburn signee Shon Coleman undergoing chemotherapy
By Charles Goldberg -- The Birmingham News
March 29, 2010, 12:20PM

Auburn football signee Shon Coleman is undergoing chemotherapy, according to a message posted by his mother on her Facebook page.

Auburn coach Gene Chizik didn't identify Coleman's illness Monday, but acknowledged the prized offensive lineman "is dealing with a medical issue at this point and time.

"We want the young man to be healthy."

Coleman's mother, De Keisha Tunstall, posted this on her Facebook page today: "Shon is getting out today around noon. His latest blood test showed zero cancer in his blood. We won't know about the bone marrow for several weeks. He's taking his chemotherapy treatment like a champ. God is good!!!!"


Coleman signed with Auburn in February.

Chizik said he's spoken with the family about the diagnosis.  He said his main concern is Coleman's overall health, not his immediate football future.

http://blog.al.com/auburnbeat/2010/03/auburn_football_notes_shon_col.html (http://blog.al.com/auburnbeat/2010/03/auburn_football_notes_shon_col.html)

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Auburn football notes: Shon Coleman battling serious medical issue
By Evan Woodbery
March 29, 2010, 10:42AM
A few news and notes from our post-practice meeting with Auburn head coach Gene Chizik and others....

* Chizik said incoming offensive lineman Shon Coleman is dealing with a medical issue far more important than football. Chizik has spoken with Coleman and his family and offered his prayers and support.

Coleman's mother has posted on Facebook page that her son has been diagnosed with a form of cancer, but Chizik did not talk specifically about the diagnosis Monday.

"He's taking his chemotherapy treatment like a champ," De Keishia Tunstall posted about Shon in her latest update today.

We've been told that the Coleman family has requested privacy as it deals with the news.

Coleman is a native of Olive Branch, Miss., and was considered one of the top linemen in the Southeast.

* Assistant head coach/receivers coach Trooper Taylor said he's been impressed with the play of Ralph Spry Jr.

Spry, the son of Auburn's track coach, was a successful scholarship receiver at Minnesota but transferred closer to home. He sat out last year and has added some weight.

* Running backs coach Curtis Luper said he hasn't been able to draw any conclusions from Saturday's scrimmage. Mario Fannin is working with the first team, but Luper said there's no real depth chart yet.

Luper said scat-back Onterio McCalebb had gained about 15 pounds since last season and could gain another 10 before the 2010 campaign. Luper said he didn't expect the added pounds to affect McCalebb's speed.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: The Prowler on March 29, 2010, 05:42:22 PM
My 4 year old nephew has ALL.  If you "have" to have leukemia, this is the least bad of the two.  They do lots of chemo, steroids, and other drugs right off the bat to fight the initial "white cells run amok" and then you go into what they call maintenance, where the treatments occur on a regular schedule for several years until you go into remission.  However, that supposes you don't get any type of infection or even the flu during that period, which can be fatal at worst, and set your treatment back months at best.  My guess is that unless he comes through the initial treatment phase more quickly than Caleb did (it took him a year of constant treatment) Shon won't be able to start school in the fall.  Caleb was in virtual isolation while they destroyed his immune system and built it back up.

You guys keep this family in your thoughts.  The prognosis may be good, but the long road to get to remission sucks like you could not believe.
So...what do they do in the regular scheduled treatments?


Damn, I hate it for Shon...prayers are with him and his family.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: No Huddle on March 29, 2010, 07:29:00 PM
People are saying this because he's at St. Judes in Memphis.

I guess that hospital specializes in cancer treatment?

If this is true, inb4 "Saban knew about this all along" from bammers.

If you hear a bammer say this send me his address and I will kick his ass twice. Once for Shon and then for me.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Aubie16 on March 29, 2010, 09:49:08 PM
If you hear a bammer say this send me his address and I will kick his ass twice. Once for Shon and then for me.
Not the same...but close.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/370575-auburns-shon-coleman-how-much-was-known-and-when (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/370575-auburns-shon-coleman-how-much-was-known-and-when)

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Auburn's Shon Coleman: How Much Was Known and When?
   
The news broke today that Auburn's Shon Coleman is being treated for a form of cancer. According to an Associated Press Report, Auburn coach Gene Chizik would not provide details for reporters after today's practice. But Coleman's mother posted about his chemotherapy on her Facebook page.

This unfortunate news raises the question if whether Coleman and his family know something was wrong, and when did they know it? If so, did the teams he was being recruited by know?

Did Coleman and his family know something was wrong when he signed with Auburn? We know he was considering a switch to the University of Alabama, but ultimately decided to stick with Auburn. Is it possible he decided to sign with Auburn because he knew there was an issue? Auburn's lack of depth and need for players means he would have a better chance of getting through his chemo and still having a chance at a high depth chart position. At stacked Alabama, time off usually means falling down the depth chart.


What the fuck is wrong with bammers?
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: AUsweetheart on March 29, 2010, 10:40:08 PM
Dear Bleeding Jesus. It makes me sick to my stomach to think that someone could write shit like that. Period. Like Shon Coleman is worried about playing anywhere right now.

Who the fuck wrote that?
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 29, 2010, 10:48:27 PM
So...what do they do in the regular scheduled treatments?

Damn, I hate it for Shon...prayers are with him and his family.
Lots of tests - spinal taps, bone marrow taps, then more specialized drug therapy treatments - usually some form of chemo in short durations - depending on what the tests show.  The initial treatment is more like "Kill it all, let God sort it out."  The specialized treatments are more like laser guided smart bombs.  Lots of drug trials right now too that are out there - Caleb has been in at least one of them.

Caleb has been very lucky - he has responded incredibly well and is actually back into his regular pre-school.  Still, infections and colds and random fevers and such are very scary around their house.

Shon is obviously in great shape so hopefully that will go a long way in helping him get through this.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 29, 2010, 10:50:14 PM
Dear Bleeding Jesus. It makes me sick to my stomach to think that someone could write shit like that. Period. Like Shon Coleman is worried about playing anywhere right now.

Who the fuck wrote that?
No matter your religion, one thing we all can agree on...

Karma is a bitch.  Writing shit like that WILL come back to bite you on the ass.  Rat bammer bastards.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: bottomfeeder on March 30, 2010, 12:02:34 AM
Unbelievable. Or is it?
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: RWS on March 30, 2010, 02:02:19 PM
Wow, that sucks hard. I hate to see anybody with something like that, but it's worse when it's a kid. Especially a kid who had such a bright future ahead of him.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 30, 2010, 04:33:49 PM
Wow, that sucks hard. I hate to see anybody with something like that, but it's worse when it's a kid. Especially a kid who had such a bright future ahead of him.
He still has a bright future ahead of him. 
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: No Huddle on March 30, 2010, 10:37:10 PM
Not the same...but close.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/370575-auburns-shon-coleman-how-much-was-known-and-when (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/370575-auburns-shon-coleman-how-much-was-known-and-when)


What the phuk is wrong with bammers?

I am on it. As for your question WTF is wrong with bammers? You can't group all of us together. I mean if I did that for all allbarn fans then I would believe you were online between milking cows and buying skoal for your granny.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: The Prowler on March 31, 2010, 06:06:54 PM
I mean if I did that for all allbarn fans then I would believe you were online between milking cows and buying skoal for your granny.
"milking cows".....only if we, Auburn fans, lived in Tuscaloosa County, since there are more cattle in Tuscaloosa County than in Lee County.

"skoal for granny"....only if we, Auburn fans, lived in Walker or Cullman County (70-80% SPuat).
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Ogre on April 01, 2010, 08:52:33 AM
I am on it. As for your question WTF is wrong with bammers? You can't group all of us together. I mean if I did that for all allbarn fans then I would believe you were online between milking cows and buying skoal for your granny.

My granny dips Copenhagen, thank you very much.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 01, 2010, 08:56:11 AM
I am on it. As for your question WTF is wrong with bammers? You can't group all of us together. I mean if I did that for all allbarn fans then I would believe you were online between milking cows and buying skoal for your granny.
pfft...we have machines for that now.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Token on April 01, 2010, 10:02:46 AM
And what exactly is wrong with milking cows anyway?  I don't understand how owning cattle is = to being low class.  And what kind of a comeback is "there's more cattle in your county than mine"??

Hell, a large percentage of people who own and deal with cattle live in very nice houses. 
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Saniflush on April 01, 2010, 10:05:19 AM
I don't know what cattle owners you know but anyone trying to make a living doing it with no other income struggles like a motherfucker.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Godfather on April 01, 2010, 10:16:46 AM
I don't know what cattle owners you know but anyone trying to make a living doing it with no other income struggles like a motherfucker.
This man knows, he has touched many cow tits.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Saniflush on April 01, 2010, 10:18:15 AM
This man knows, he has touched many cow tits.
When your friend made it with the cow.  I want to party with you.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: GH2001 on April 01, 2010, 10:20:52 AM
And what exactly is wrong with milking cows anyway?  I don't understand how owning cattle is = to being low class.  And what kind of a comeback is "there's more cattle in your county than mine"??

Hell, a large percentage of people who own and deal with cattle live in very nice houses. 

Was thinking the same thing. Both grandfathers were farmers. Do people think that their steak, burger, french fries, corn etc appeared out of thin air? Beer, Whiskey, Wine? - not possible without agriculture. Just saying....
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Saniflush on April 01, 2010, 10:25:43 AM
Was thinking the same thing. Both grandfathers were farmers. Do people think that their steak, burger, french fries, corn etc appeared out of thin air? Beer, Whiskey, Wine? - not possible without agriculture. Just saying....

It's like you know what I'm thinking.  Wanna touch my face?
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: AUChizad on April 01, 2010, 10:31:52 AM
I don't know what cattle owners you know but anyone trying to make a living doing it with no other income struggles like a motherfucker.
Uh, not true.

I know exactly two, and 100% of those two are very wealthy.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Saniflush on April 01, 2010, 10:43:53 AM
Uh, not true.

I know exactly two, and 100% of those two are very wealthy.

I would bet that what you know are cattle brokers.  Not cattle farmers.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Godfather on April 01, 2010, 10:50:25 AM
It's like you know what I'm thinking.  Wanna touch my face?
whore!
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 01, 2010, 10:53:35 AM
I would bet that what you know are cattle brokers.  Not cattle farmers.

Signed,

Trotman Cattle Comapny
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Saniflush on April 01, 2010, 10:55:22 AM
Signed,

Trotman Cattle Comapny

Exactly.  
Parkman cattle company is another large one in the area.  

You want to make a million bucks being a farmer?  Start out with two.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: AUTiger1 on April 01, 2010, 10:57:32 AM

And what exactly is wrong with milking cows anyway?  I don't understand how owning cattle is = to being low class.  And what kind of a comeback is "there's more cattle in your county than mine"??

Hell, a large percentage of people who own and deal with cattle live in very nice houses. 

There is nothing wrong with it IMO.  A little hard work doesn't make one low class.

I don't know what cattle owners you know but anyone trying to make a living doing it with no other income struggles like a motherphuker.

Agree to an extent.  I know some that are raking it in hand over fist, but they are the exception, not the norm.   We raised registered cattle (approx 120 head) and made money every year.  Hay was where most of the money was made.  That and my dad was an engineer and worked for TVA.  The farm was a hobby and a tax write off more than anything.  It might have paid for a new truck/car/tractor every year but that was about the extent of what it made.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: No Huddle on April 01, 2010, 11:31:33 AM
Lots of tests - spinal taps, bone marrow taps, then more specialized drug therapy treatments - usually some form of chemo in short durations - depending on what the tests show.  The initial treatment is more like "Kill it all, let God sort it out."  The specialized treatments are more like laser guided smart bombs.  Lots of drug trials right now too that are out there - Caleb has been in at least one of them.

Caleb has been very lucky - he has responded incredibly well and is actually back into his regular pre-school.  Still, infections and colds and random fevers and such are very scary around their house.

Shon is obviously in great shape so hopefully that will go a long way in helping him get through this.

I hope you son is doing well and continues to improve. I will keep him in my prayers.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Godfather on April 01, 2010, 11:34:18 AM
I hope you son is doing well and continues to improve. I will keep him in my prayers.
It is her nephew, but I am sure she appreciates it.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 01, 2010, 12:15:57 PM
It is her nephew, but I am sure she appreciates it.
Yes, my nephew, but he and my daughter are very close friends, so he may as well be mine.  And yes, all prayers are welcomed.  Thank you.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: No Huddle on April 01, 2010, 02:11:11 PM
Yes, my nephew, but he and my daughter are very close friends, so he may as well be mine.  And yes, all prayers are welcomed.  Thank you.

Imagine that an Alabama fan that can't read too good. You are welcome.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 01, 2010, 02:12:58 PM
Imagine that an Alabama fan that can't read too good. You are welcome.
well
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Token on April 01, 2010, 02:20:29 PM
I don't know what cattle owners you know but anyone trying to make a living doing it with no other income struggles like a motherphuker.

The three I know personally also have chicken houses.  I don't know which pays more and it doesn't matter either way.  They all have cattle, they all enjoy cattle and farming and they all have nice houses. 

And even if they are struggling like a motherfucker, that alone shouldn't make someone a punchline.  Cow milking or not.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Saniflush on April 01, 2010, 03:09:09 PM
The three I know personally also have chicken houses.  I don't know which pays more and it doesn't matter either way.  They all have cattle, they all enjoy cattle and farming and they all have nice houses. 

And even if they are struggling like a motherfucker, that alone shouldn't make someone a punchline.  Cow milking or not.

I agree completely about it being no punchline.  I grew up on a cattle farm.  One brother and my father are still there.  I can't speak to chickens but if you are raising cattle there is little if any money to be made in it unless you are brokering them.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: jadennis on April 01, 2010, 03:20:59 PM
I would think most cattle owners make money because it's not all they do.  If you have a farm, then it only makes sense to make use of the land and your time and create as many avenues of income as you can.  So I would think someone that only deals in cattle does struggle.  But there probably aren't many of them around these days.

It's no different than someone that owns a gas station.  It's to the point these days that people lose money at the pump and make their money inside on the $1.25 fountain drinks and $4.99 box of pop tarts.  If you only sell gas at a gas station, you're broke.  Which is why you don't see many old fashioned gas stations (with a garage) anymore.  You have to make money inside or you can't survive.

Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: AUTiger1 on April 01, 2010, 03:26:04 PM
I agree completely about it being no punchline.  I grew up on a cattle farm.  One brother and my father are still there.  I can't speak to chickens but if you are raising cattle there is little if any money to be made in it unless you are brokering them.

I will go out on a limb and say they are making thier money in the chicken business.  We had a neighbor that had 4 layer houses (eggs) and once he got them paid off, he was making approx $90 to $100K/ year.  Not bad money for NE Alabama.

EDIT:  Agree about it being no punchline as well.  I think we have had this conversation once before, but I am glad to know that I am not the only one who grew up having to do that shit.  Although I miss it at times but not enough to make me want to do it again.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 01, 2010, 10:32:41 PM
Just for what it is worth, my very first pet that I remember was a black Angus bull named Preacher.  He was sweet and would eat treats out of your hand through the fence.

Both grandpas had cattle - mostly just to feed the families tho. One had soybeans and worked for Goodyear, the other raised pigs and worked for AL Power. 

Don't like to think about what might have happened to Preacher...
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: djsimp on April 01, 2010, 11:13:00 PM
What really interesting to me is how many Auburn fans have very close relatives that spent their lives on the farm. Did that make us Auburn fans, probably not but it sure is interesting to me considering that Auburn was once the "Cow" college. I spent many of my young years riding a John Deere tractor with Paw Paw getting ready to reap in Blount County Alabama. Not to Mention, moms side of the family owning their on farms to live and make money to live on. Just for notice, current day farmers have more difficult times with making that same kind of money to succeed on than 20 years ago.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: The Prowler on April 03, 2010, 09:59:04 AM
And what kind of a comeback is "there's more cattle in your county than mine"??
The "comeback" is, you bammers call Auburn the "Cow College" when there's actually more cattle in your County than there are in ours now....so, the fact that y'all still call Auburn the "Cow College" is pretty fuckin' stupid.  Y'all also realize that the last time Coach Bahr called Auburn the "Cow College" was during the week of the '72 Iron Bowl (Punt bama, Punt).  After that game, he stated that he'd never call Auburn that again.  I also know A LOT of cattle, chicken, pig and lead farmers....90% are SPuat fans.  One of my friend's Dad, converted over to Auburn after hearing a couple bammers on the radio make fun of Auburn for being a "Cow College", he didn't like that too much since he is also a cattle farmer.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Token on April 03, 2010, 02:01:47 PM
The "comeback" is, you bammers call Auburn the "Cow College" when there's actually more cattle in your County than there are in ours now....so, the fact that y'all still call Auburn the "Cow College" is pretty phukin' stupid.  Y'all also realize that the last time Coach Bahr called Auburn the "Cow College" was during the week of the '72 Iron Bowl (Punt bama, Punt).  After that game, he stated that he'd never call Auburn that again.  I also know A LOT of cattle, chicken, pig and lead farmers....90% are SPuat fans.  One of my friend's Dad, converted over to Auburn after hearing a couple bammers on the radio make fun of Auburn for being a "Cow College", he didn't like that too much since he is also a cattle farmer.

You see this, Wes?  This is why I absolutely do not believe Prowler is "just fucking around" with the skreets bullshit.  My 8 year old doesn't make arguments this fucking stupid. 
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: AUChizad on April 03, 2010, 02:23:11 PM
You see this, Wes?  This is why I absolutely do not believe Prowler is "just fucking around" with the skreets bullshit.  My 8 year old doesn't make arguments this fucking stupid. 
Explain how this post is so completely asinine.

http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp (http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp)

Cows:
Lee Co.: 6,700
Tuscaloosa: 10,500

Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: RWS on April 03, 2010, 02:49:05 PM
Guys, I know its the offseason and all, but damn.......cow smack? Really?
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: AUChizad on April 03, 2010, 02:52:22 PM
Guys, I know its the offseason and all, but damn.......cow smack? Really?
To be fair, bammers are the ones issuing cow-smack, year round by referring to us as "cow-college" and "barners", etc.

Prowler simply stated that this smack is completely unfounded. Counter-smack, if you will.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Token on April 03, 2010, 03:31:06 PM
Explain how this post is so completely asinine.

http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp (http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp)

Cows:
Lee Co.: 6,700
Tuscaloosa: 10,500



The stupid phuking "cow college" comment is and has always been a dig at Auburn for it's agriculture department.  http://www.ag.auburn.edu/ (http://www.ag.auburn.edu/)

It's a retarded "smack" comment made by retarded people intended to piss off other retarded people.  The only thing more stupid than the "cow college" comment is a paragraph trying to justify why Auburn isn't a cow college.

Prowler catches a lot of poop for stupid comments.  Some of it warranted and some unwarranted.  This was a stupid, 3rd grade level argument full of dumb poop that isn't even relevant IF someone were to seriously argue about which school is a cow college.

And although I shouldn't spend any more time on this thread, I'm going to humor you with the asinine comments in yours and Prowlers comments.

IF I were to argue that Auburn is a cow college....

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Cows:
Lee Co.: 6,700
Tuscaloosa: 10,500

Are these cows on campus?  Are they currently enrolled at Auburn or Alabama?  If not, how many cows are in the county has no relevance on whether or not Auburn is a "cow college"

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Y'all also realize that the last time Coach Bahr called Auburn the "cow college" was during the week of the '72 Iron Bowl (Punt bama, Punt).  After that game, he stated that he'd never call Auburn that again.

Neither the '72 Iron Bowl or whether or not Coach Bahr ever called Auburn a "cow college" again has any relevance in the argument of Auburn being a "cow college". 

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I also know A LOT of cattle, chicken, pig and lead farmers....90% are SPuat fans.
 

Starting to see a theme yet?  You should.  This statement doesn't include a single argument for or against either University and their "cow college" status. 

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One of my friend's Dad, converted over to Auburn after hearing a couple bammers on the radio make fun of Auburn for being a "Cow College", he didn't like that too much since he is also a cattle farmer.

Damn.  That settles it.  Alabama is now the cow college.  You should have put this comment at the top of your argument.  Fucking rock solid evidence that Auburn isn't the cow college. 

Seriously.  A completely ridiculous argument.  I won't go as far as dropping Kevin's "sancho" line, but fuck, you act as an enabler on a lot of this stupid shit. 

And again, who really gives a fuck is Auburn is or isn't a cow college.  Auburn has a damn fine agriculture department.  That's something I would think Auburn fans would be proud of and pride themselves on. 

Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 03, 2010, 04:02:28 PM
The stupid phuking "cow college" comment is and has always been a dig at Auburn for it's agriculture department.  http://www.ag.auburn.edu/ (http://www.ag.auburn.edu/)

It's a retarded "smack" comment made by retarded people intended to piss off other retarded people.  The only thing more stupid than the "cow college" comment is a paragraph trying to justify why Auburn isn't a cow college.

Prowler catches a lot of poop for stupid comments.  Some of it warranted and some unwarranted.  This was a stupid, 3rd grade level argument full of dumb poop that isn't even relevant IF someone were to seriously argue about which school is a cow college.

And although I shouldn't spend any more time on this thread, I'm going to humor you with the asinine comments in yours and Prowlers comments.

IF I were to argue that Auburn is a cow college....

Are these cows on campus?  Are they currently enrolled at Auburn or Alabama?  If not, how many cows are in the county has no relevance on whether or not Auburn is a "cow college"

Neither the '72 Iron Bowl or whether or not Coach Bahr ever called Auburn a "cow college" again has any relevance in the argument of Auburn being a "cow college". 
 

Starting to see a theme yet?  You should.  This statement doesn't include a single argument for or against either University and their "cow college" status. 

Damn.  That settles it.  Alabama is now the cow college.  You should have put this comment at the top of your argument.  Fucking rock solid evidence that Auburn isn't the cow college. 

Seriously.  A completely ridiculous argument.  I won't go as far as dropping Kevin's "sancho" line, but fuck, you act as an enabler on a lot of this stupid shit. 

And again, who really gives a fuck is Auburn is or isn't a cow college.  Auburn has a damn fine agriculture department.  That's something I would think Auburn fans would be proud of and pride themselves on. 



*starts slow applause*
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: The Prowler on April 03, 2010, 04:46:49 PM
Neither the '72 Iron Bowl or whether or not Coach Bahr ever called Auburn a "cow college" again has any relevance in the argument of Auburn being a "cow college".
Coach Bahr was the one that stated it first, then you bammers, being the mindless retarded sheep that you are, followed...and are still using it as a dig at Auburn.  So yeah, I'd say that it definitely has relevance in the argument of Auburn being called the "cow college".

If you can't understand that, then you should be able to understand this...MOOOOO!!!!!!

Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: RWS on April 03, 2010, 07:39:59 PM
Coach Bahr was the one that stated it first, then you bammers, being the mindless retarded sheep that you are, followed...and are still using it as a dig at Auburn.  So yeah, I'd say that it definitely has relevance in the argument of Auburn being called the "cow college".

If you can't understand that, then you should be able to understand this...MOOOOO!!!!!!


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Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 03, 2010, 11:00:09 PM
*starts slow applause*
*Continues slow appplause and stands up while doing so...*
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: AUChizad on April 04, 2010, 02:17:02 PM
I am on it. As for your question WTF is wrong with bammers? You can't group all of us together. I mean if I did that for all allbarn fans then I would believe you were online between milking cows and buying skoal for your granny.
Look, dude.

This is the quote that started this bickerfest.

I know it was a half-joking dig in passing, but the point is, this is typical of the slams you hear from bama fans.

Not "You Auburn fans cheer for a football team that is associated with a fine agricultural institution."

It's ususally some dig about how everyone in Auburn, or associated with Auburn, is a cow farmer.

I agree that Prowler can make a dumb post every now and then. I don't see how this is one of them.

What is dumb is that we're still talking about it, and even worse that everyone is attacking Prowler for responding to a bammer making a "cow college" comment. Some of you have Kaos-itus. Taking the side of a bammer slamming Auburn if it means a chance to call Prowler an idiot.

Priorities, man.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: RWS on April 04, 2010, 05:43:06 PM
Look, dude.

This is the quote that started this bickerfest.

I know it was a half-joking dig in passing, but the point is, this is typical of the slams you hear from bama fans.

Not "You Auburn fans cheer for a football team that is associated with a fine agricultural institution."

It's ususally some dig about how everyone in Auburn, or associated with Auburn, is a cow farmer.

I agree that Prowler can make a dumb post every now and then. I don't see how this is one of them.

What is dumb is that we're still talking about it, and even worse that everyone is attacking Prowler for responding to a bammer making a "cow college" comment. Some of you have Kaos-itus. Taking the side of a bammer slamming Auburn if it means a chance to call Prowler an idiot.

Priorities, man.
I am not one of the fans that make fun of AU by calling it a cow college or calling you guys barners, but I believe some do because of AU's Ag ties. Not because of the number of cattle or whatever in Lee County. I'm not so sure that either of you understand this.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: The Prowler on April 04, 2010, 08:03:40 PM
I am not one of the fans that make fun of AU by calling it a cow college or calling you guys barners, but I believe some do because of AU's Ag ties. Not because of the number of cattle or whatever in Lee County. I'm not so sure that either of you understand this.

(http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/alabama-baby-alabama-fan-day-2.jpg)

MOOO!!!!!!
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Token on April 04, 2010, 10:29:19 PM
I know it was a half-joking dig in passing, but the point is, this is typical of the slams you hear from bama fans.
.  

And it's retarded.  It seems to me that someone would spend more time poking fun at the idiot for failing at the smack talk then trying to defend Auburn's name.  

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I agree that Prowler can make a dumb post every now and then. I don't see how this is one of them.
 

We view this differently then.  If someone wants to make an argument and really attack a point, then I'm fine with it.  As I've already pointed out, he didn't.  He took the "I know you are, but what am I" and the "well, you started it" approach, which I consider to be extremely idiotic.  If that wasn't enough, sticking with the elementary theme, he's now mooooing.  A very effective way to prove a point in 3rd grade.  Grownups?  Not so much.

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What is dumb is that we're still talking about it, and even worse that everyone is attacking Prowler for responding to a bammer making a "cow college" comment. Some of you have Kaos-itus. Taking the side of a bammer slamming Auburn if it means a chance to call Prowler an idiot.

Priorities, man.

Those people don't spend near as much time siding with a bammer as you do running in blindly to defend every stupid comment he makes.  Furthermore, those people didn't display any characteristics of someone with Kaos-itus.  The didn't make a single comment towards Prowler, where Kaos would have completely undressed his argument, broke down exactly why it was a complete failure and lambasted you with sancho lines for running in, yet again, to defend a stupid comment.     

For phuk's sake, is it really so noble to take the side of a fellow fan even if the point he's trying to make could possibly be the dumbest since Tom Cruise decided to start a church?  poop.  If I took that approach with some of Birmingham's multi-personality posts I'd have well over 10,000.  

Priorities, indeed.  
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Kaos on April 04, 2010, 11:47:36 PM
Look, dude.

This is the quote that started this bickerfest.

I know it was a half-joking dig in passing, but the point is, this is typical of the slams you hear from bama fans.

Not "You Auburn fans cheer for a football team that is associated with a fine agricultural institution."

It's ususally some dig about how everyone in Auburn, or associated with Auburn, is a cow farmer.

I agree that Prowler can make a dumb post every now and then. I don't see how this is one of them.

What is dumb is that we're still talking about it, and even worse that everyone is attacking Prowler for responding to a bammer making a "cow college" comment. Some of you have Kaos-itus. Taking the side of a bammer slamming Auburn if it means a chance to call Prowler an idiot.

Priorities, man.

Eat turds, bucketwad. 

When an idiot is being an idiot, there's nothing wrong with pointing it out. 

Prowler's "argument" as it were probably contains some relevant information.  It's the manner of expression that dooms it. 

If you stuck a cattle prod (notice the cross reference) up the ass of an epileptic sufferer of Tourettes Syndrome after filling him with 17 five hour energy drinks and then let him shout into a voice-recognition software system that would type out the stream of absurdity for 38 seconds, it would be more rational than most of what Prowler posts.  His "contributions" are often the visual equivalent of a rhesus monkey using an etch-a-sketch. 

You're in full-blown Sancho mode here.  Step back, don't put my name in a discussion I've had no part of, and take a second look.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: AUChizad on April 05, 2010, 10:27:36 AM
Prowler's "argument" as it were probably contains some relevant information.  It's the manner of expression that dooms it. 
So what you're saying is, you agree with everything he said, you just filter your preconceived disapproval through his post to find a way to bitch about it.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Saniflush on April 05, 2010, 10:56:53 AM
I love etch a sketch wielding monkeys.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 05, 2010, 11:11:43 AM
I love etch a sketch wielding monkeys.

A monkey doesn't hold a candle on an etch a sketch compared to a 3 toed sloth. Believe it or not, those fuckers are bad ass on those things...
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 05, 2010, 11:17:07 AM
Just how many cows are enrolled at the two fine State institutions?  Percentage of brown vs. spotted?  I need stats...STAT.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Kaos on April 05, 2010, 02:55:49 PM
So what you're saying is, you agree with everything he said, you just filter your preconceived disapproval through his post to find a way to bitch about it.

Congratulations.  Another "F" in comprehension. You're on a roll.

Please to be fucking yourself. 

A. I didn't "bitch" about anything, I merely responded when my name was used in vain.  You proved yet again that you have no concept what the term "bitching" means.  God help you if you ever have a girlfriend.

B. I have no idea whether his post had any merit or not because to me, it read like this:

WOOO!! WipPee shit hunterfuckers, there's.......   MOOO! Pingdickity, aaaaaayyyyyyeeeeeeee! lee's county Cows leaser than TURDSCamooooooooooosa!!! bitch.  And one time I knew a HOMO!!! cow had he.  bammer Hat head on the bee. BOOOOyuhhhh, ;

What does that say?

It's not worth defending.  Franky, it sickens me to see Auburn people behave in such an ignorant manner.  A four-year old with fingerpaint makes more sense.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: GH2001 on April 05, 2010, 03:09:43 PM
Explain how this post is so completely asinine.

http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp (http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp)

Cows:
Lee Co.: 6,700
Tuscaloosa: 10,500


Not trying to pick nits here and this cow smack is freaking awesome and all BUT - how many heads of cattle are actually tied to the U of Alabama   vs    AU ? You can drive down wire road and see the bastards less than a mile from the stadium. Thats pretty "cow college" if you ask me. My point was - I don't see where thats a bad thing. I wont ever deny the Ag ties AU has. Its nothing to be ashamed of.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Token on April 05, 2010, 04:15:38 PM
My point was - I don't see where thats a bad thing. I wont ever deny the Ag ties AU has. Its nothing to be ashamed of.

WINNER!!!  If I had a nice shiny prize, I'd give it to you.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: GH2001 on April 05, 2010, 04:16:31 PM
WINNER!!!  If I had a nice shiny prize, I'd give it to you.

You had me at hello......
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 05, 2010, 04:19:36 PM
You two should get a room.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Token on April 05, 2010, 05:09:24 PM
You two should get a room.

We'd invite you if the wife would let you come.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 05, 2010, 05:28:54 PM
We'd invite you if the wife would let you come.

Homey don't swing that way anyhow....uuuunnnless it's late and I've been drinking.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: The Prowler on April 05, 2010, 05:36:23 PM
My point was - I don't see where thats a bad thing. I wont ever deny the Ag ties AU has. Its nothing to be ashamed of.
^^Bingo^^
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Kaos on April 05, 2010, 05:38:56 PM
^^Bingo^^

If this is what you meant to say, how about using English to express yourself next time, not Dumbonics.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: Jumbo on April 05, 2010, 06:58:59 PM
If this is what you meant to say, how about using English to express yourself next time, not Dumbonics.
You must have been picked on as a child, maybe Prowler took your lunch money as a kid? Writer's Unite!
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: The Prowler on April 05, 2010, 09:00:25 PM
If this is what you meant to say, how about using English to express yourself next time, not Dumbonics.
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Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: GH2001 on April 05, 2010, 09:24:59 PM
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2010-01-12-jon_picking_his_nose1.jpg)

What happened to the pic of the hyper kid Mike Myers played with chocolate all over his mouth? Thats a pretty funny skit from SNL Old days.
Title: Re: Shon Coleman
Post by: No Huddle on April 06, 2010, 12:01:39 AM
WOW! What a conversation going on about me trying to say please do not stereotype fans. I hope everyone had a nice easter.