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Title: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: Tiger Six on February 15, 2008, 01:47:16 PM
for your self esteem.

Teacher loses 120 pounds and seven dress sizes (http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/diet.fitness/02/14/weightloss.tracey.wygal/index.html)

That cannot be the same chick in each picture. 
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: ssgaufan on February 15, 2008, 02:11:47 PM
What damn picture?
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: Saniflush on February 15, 2008, 02:14:23 PM
What damn picture?

See the way this intarwebs works is you click the hotlink that is in his post and it takes you somewhere completely different.
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: Saniflush on February 15, 2008, 02:21:05 PM
That cannot be the same chick in each picture. 

Seems to be.  Watch the video.
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 15, 2008, 03:22:09 PM
You guys just wait til the LSwho game - I doubt I will have a tan, but I won't be the same fat preggo chick as two years ago.  I'm gonna have to beat you perverts off with my whip... :whip:
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: GarMan on February 15, 2008, 03:29:27 PM
for your self esteem.

Teacher loses 120 pounds and seven dress sizes (http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/diet.fitness/02/14/weightloss.tracey.wygal/index.html)

That cannot be the same chick in each picture. 

What?  She was approaching 300 pounds and only lost 120 pounds in 3 years.  This porker still weighs 180 pounds, and she's probably like 5'5".  I bet that she's still pushing 45-48 inch hips.  She has a good 50-75 pounds to go! 
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: Tiger Six on February 15, 2008, 03:46:01 PM
What?  She was approaching 300 pounds and only lost 120 pounds in 3 years.  This porker still weighs 180 pounds, and she's probably like 5'5".  I bet that she's still pushing 45-48 inch hips.  She has a good 50-75 pounds to go! 

Look me in the eye and tell me that you wouldn't hit that.

Frickin' liar.
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: Aubie16 on February 15, 2008, 04:07:21 PM
What?  She was approaching 300 pounds and only lost 120 pounds in 3 years.  This porker still weighs 180 pounds, and she's probably like 5'5".  I bet that she's still pushing 45-48 inch hips.  She has a good 50-75 pounds to go! 

I can see that you must have struggled in reading comprehension class.

She is 5'10''
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: Tarheel on February 15, 2008, 04:39:26 PM
What?  She was approaching 300 pounds and only lost 120 pounds in 3 years.  This porker still weighs 180 pounds, and she's probably like 5'5".  I bet that she's still pushing 45-48 inch hips.  She has a good 50-75 pounds to go! 

I notice in the "after" photo she is standing slightly sideways to minimize the hip width view I'm sure...but she's got a real pretty face.
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 15, 2008, 04:40:59 PM
Look me in the eye and tell me that you wouldn't hit that.

Frickin' liar.

Nope...not I...

not a chance...
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: GarMan on February 15, 2008, 05:12:23 PM
Look me in the eye and tell me that you wouldn't hit that.

Frickin' liar.

Not with those fuckin' cankles...  No ef'n way...   :puke:
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: GarMan on February 15, 2008, 05:22:05 PM
I can see that you must have struggled in reading comprehension class.

Nah...  Just found the story particularly un-interesting.  I couldn't read every word.  Some heffer losing 120 pounds in three years really doesn't do it for me. 

She is 5'10''

Oh...  That changes everything...  She only has about 35-60 pounds to go, and I bet she's still sporting a 42 inch cellulite covered ass! 
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: GarMan on February 15, 2008, 05:35:51 PM
...she's got a real pretty face.

And the girth of a mid-size coupe! 
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: Lurking Tiger on February 15, 2008, 08:33:45 PM
What?  She was approaching 300 pounds and only lost 120 pounds in 3 years.  This porker still weighs 180 pounds, and she's probably like 5'5".  I bet that she's still pushing 45-48 inch hips.  She has a good 50-75 pounds to go! 

Look me in the eye and tell me that you wouldn't hit that.

Frickin' liar.

I've hit bigger. With extreme prejudice. And enjoyed it.

I’m talking about the before picture.

But you knew that.
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: chinook on February 15, 2008, 08:38:08 PM
I've hit bigger. With extreme prejudice. And enjoyed it.

I’m talking about the before picture.

But you knew that.


is this what you are talking about....

(http://www.aspkin.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/grazing-cow-1b.jpg)
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: Lurking Tiger on February 15, 2008, 08:39:50 PM
is this what you are talking about....

(http://www.aspkin.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/grazing-cow-1b.jpg)

A red X ?
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: chinook on February 15, 2008, 08:54:28 PM
A red X ?

no picture?
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: DnATL on February 15, 2008, 09:38:13 PM
You guys just wait til the LSwho game - I doubt I will have a tan, but I won't be the same fat preggo chick as two years ago.  I'm gonna have to beat you perverts off with my whip... :whip:
haha - you said beat them off, with a whip.  Getting beaten off with a whip may be a bit too crazy for some of these guys.  They probably just do the "stranger"** version of the handy when they fell frisky and kinky.

(** "the stranger", as in sitting on their favorite hand until it falls asleep and goes numb, then when they commence with the  :taunt: they can imagine that is actually someone else's hand  - although I never understand why that would be any good - even if it felt like someone else's hand, it's still a dude's hand, and that's just wrong)
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: Tarheel on February 15, 2008, 10:10:51 PM
I've hit bigger. With extreme prejudice. And enjoyed it.

I’m talking about the before picture.

But you knew that.


In the immortal words of Mr. Lewis Grizzard "I don't believe I'da told that."
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: Lurking Tiger on February 16, 2008, 10:46:42 AM
In the immortal words of Mr. Lewis Grizzard "I don't believe I'da told that."

My favorite quote is Lewis’ advice to Atlantans in case of nuclear war: "If you live on the South side of Atlanta, get on I-75 and go south. If you live of the North side of Atlanta get on I-75 and go north. If you are a Yankee get on 285."



Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: Ogre on February 18, 2008, 09:01:15 AM
haha - you said beat them off, with a whip.  Getting beaten off with a whip may be a bit too crazy for some of these guys.  They probably just do the "stranger"** version of the handy when they fell frisky and kinky.

(** "the stranger", as in sitting on their favorite hand until it falls asleep and goes numb, then when they commence with the  :taunt: they can imagine that is actually someone else's hand  - although I never understand why that would be any good - even if it felt like someone else's hand, it's still a dude's hand, and that's just wrong)

Sounds to me like you're all too familiar with The Stranger....I'm surprised you can still type with that numb hand of yours.
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: DnATL on February 18, 2008, 09:20:27 AM
Sounds to me like you're all too familiar with The Stranger....I'm surprised you can still type with that numb hand of yours.
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So you're insinuating that I'm no stranger to the stranger?  And how many times have you received the "Tony Danza"?
Title: Re: Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...
Post by: Ogre on February 18, 2008, 09:28:41 AM
Looks like you're also a stranger to the quote function.

And to answer your question, I've given my share of Danza Slaps in my day.