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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tiger Six on February 13, 2008, 02:37:03 PM

Title: Damn, I wish I could drop 20 pounds and this guy loses 570...
Post by: Tiger Six on February 13, 2008, 02:37:03 PM
You'd think he would want to keep his name in The Guinness Book of World Records (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330542,00.html)
Title: Re: Damn, I wish I could drop 20 pounds and this guy loses 570...
Post by: Jumbo on February 13, 2008, 03:05:48 PM
Quote from: Pale Rider on February 13, 2008, 02:37:03 PM
You'd think he would want to keep his name in The Guinness Book of World Records (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330542,00.html)
Nice story great read :rofl:
Title: Re: Damn, I wish I could drop 20 pounds and this guy loses 570...
Post by: DnATL on February 13, 2008, 04:41:35 PM
Why doesn't he just drink some of the local tap water?  The resulting exploding shits should be good for a few pounds lost.
I wonder if the INS is watching for that truck to come near the border - he could smuggle over a dozen relatives hidden in his folds.
If a crane has to lift him, then how does he actually shit?  And who wipes him?  (Who on here was looking for a new job the other week?  That would be hell to explain - waddya do - I clean Mexican mudflaps)