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Title: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 18, 2010, 01:45:13 PM
1. Epic beard man is big.
2. Don't ever fuck with a big due in a "I am a mother fucker" shirt.
3. If you are going to get your ass beat, don't say "Next time I am going to kick his ass".
4. Why does he need an Amber Lamp?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4OnhnvczTk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4OnhnvczTk#)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 18, 2010, 01:48:43 PM
"He's leaking"

 :bc:
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 18, 2010, 02:00:30 PM
 :clap:

"Keep our city clean and safe"

 :rofl:

Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AWK on February 18, 2010, 02:19:24 PM
4chan and Reddit have been all over this video for a few days now.  The guys on 4chan have declared the white guy King of 4chan, and the white woman with earphones on the queen.  haha.  If you watch she doesn't bat an eye the entire time this thing is going on.

Apparently, the guys on 4chan found the woman who recorded the whole thing and stole the white dudes bag.  They found her home address, myspace page, the whole thing.  They have been constantly harassing her to get the "Kings" bag back. Hahaha.  Also, they found out the white dude is known as Vietnam Tom. He is infamous in the San Francisco Bay/Oakland area.  He has been in and out of jail the past twenty years.  The hilarity that is ensuing from this video is non stop over there.

Oh yeah, and there is this...

(http://i46.tinypic.com/2wcfhom.jpg)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 18, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
4chan and Reddit have been all over this video for a few days now.  The guys on 4chan have declared the white guy King of 4chan, and the white woman with earphones on the queen.  haha.  If you watch she doesn't bat an eye the entire time this thing is going on.

Apparently, the guys on 4chan found the woman who recorded the whole thing and stole the white dudes bag.  They found her home address, myspace page, the whole thing.  They have been constantly harassing her to get the "Kings" bag back. Hahaha.  Also, they found out the white dude is known as Vietnam Tom. He is infamous in the San Francisco Bay/Oakland area.  He has been in and out of jail the past twenty years.  The hilarity that is ensuing from this video is non stop over there.

Oh yeah, and there is this...

(http://i46.tinypic.com/2wcfhom.jpg)

Yall have mentioned 4chan before. I have gone but can't follow it for shit...and I am scared that my computer will blow up if I go there. What else are the saying?
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AWK on February 18, 2010, 02:26:38 PM
Yall have mentioned 4chan before. I have gone but can't follow it for shit...and I am scared that my computer will blow up if I go there. What else are the saying?
Besides what I posted above, they are just posting hilarious things and harassing the woman.  Many demotivational posters.  Also, they are hell bent on finding the white girl with earphones on.  They claim she is the coolest female on the face of the planet.  hahaha.

4chan takes a while to get used to.  They have a thing where a lot of words are ciphers to speak.  I.e. Noob is a bfag, etc. 
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 18, 2010, 02:41:45 PM
Besides what I posted above, they are just posting hilarious things and harassing the woman.  Many demotivational posters.  Also, they are hell bent on finding the white girl with earphones on.  They claim she is the coolest female on the face of the planet.  hahaha.

4chan takes a while to get used to.  They have a thing where a lot of words are ciphers to speak.  I.e. Noob is a bfag, etc. 
A Noob is a newfag.

bfags are people that primarily read /b/.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AWK on February 18, 2010, 02:43:49 PM
A Noob is a newfag.

bfags are people that primarily read /b/.
Yeah see, I still barely get it.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Token on February 18, 2010, 02:45:49 PM
Someone should tell Vietnam Tom that it isn't cool to hit a black man in February. 
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AWK on February 18, 2010, 02:47:35 PM
Someone should tell Vietnam Tom that it isn't cool to hit a black man in February. 
Hey Cop, Ambalamps, get dem.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: ggraf71 on February 18, 2010, 09:42:06 PM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/whitey2kaccord/1266546939092.jpg)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: CCTAU on February 18, 2010, 10:36:26 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Token on February 18, 2010, 11:14:49 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man)

Wow.  The google map of her house?  Her beating is much worse than amberlamps.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Token on February 18, 2010, 11:21:45 PM
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=308828864193 (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=308828864193)

Finally, a cause worth joining.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 18, 2010, 11:24:59 PM
This almost made me shit myself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08#)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 18, 2010, 11:25:22 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/1266553151833.jpg)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 18, 2010, 11:35:00 PM
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs375.snc3/24047_354507903081_500468081_5021240_4155231_n.jpg)

(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs208.snc3/21555_328440369024_637199024_3368406_4747491_n.jpg)

(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs174.snc3/20172_1386562544565_1247093441_1135628_3454605_n.jpg)

(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs217.snc3/22470_316761661939_599481939_3448458_531091_n.jpg)

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs188.snc3/19570_316343971939_599481939_3446562_8335829_n.jpg)

(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs215.snc3/22235_108498585832289_100000164450404_226605_2661741_n.jpg)

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs158.snc3/18566_1349517586009_1473437835_941918_3707476_n.jpg)

(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs168.snc3/19569_471462230388_746175388_11094098_4582889_n.jpg)

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs188.snc3/19545_309183029164_504419164_3320098_519263_n.jpg)

Also, this shirt will sweep the nation.

http://epicbeardman.spreadshirt.net/ (http://epicbeardman.spreadshirt.net/)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 18, 2010, 11:40:09 PM
Also, this shirt will sweep the nation.

http://epicbeardman.spreadshirt.net/ (http://epicbeardman.spreadshirt.net/)

That makes me want to dye my beard white and buy that shirt.  And a fanny pack.  A fanny pack with an "Epic Beard Man as a Superhero" theme.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Token on February 18, 2010, 11:45:11 PM
This has a chance to be the greatest thing to happen in 2010.  Vietnam Tom is my hero.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 18, 2010, 11:46:29 PM
That makes me want to dye my beard white and buy that shirt.  And a fanny pack.  A fanny pack with an "Epic Beard Man as a Superhero" theme.
Too bad Halloween's so far away.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 12:16:27 AM
Apparently, they found the bag.

Only had grocery items in it, but /b/ got it from her and returned it to EBM.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 12:33:13 AM
http://www.insidebayarea.com/oaklandtribune/localnews/ci_14429686 (http://www.insidebayarea.com/oaklandtribune/localnews/ci_14429686)

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AC Transit bus brawler has video past
By Angela Woodall
Oakland Tribune
Posted: 02/18/2010 06:16:36 PM PST
Updated: 02/18/2010 07:34:56 PM PST

Related

    * Feb 17:
    * You Tube video of AC Transit bus fight in Oakland creating buzz

OAKLAND -- A 67-year-old man captured in a YouTube video beating a fellow AC Transit passenger Tuesday is the same man whom Oakland police stunned twice with a Taser gun in August during an A's baseball game.

The latest altercation involving Thomas Bruso began when a younger man on the bus began yelling at Bruso, who calls himself "Tom Slick," "Vietnam Tom" and "Epic Beard Man." LOL! Calls himself EBM?

Bruso was taken to the John George Psychiatric Pavilion for an evaluation after he struck the male passenger several times with his fist and continued to rant about the incident, Alameda County Sheriff's spokesman Sgt. J.D. Nelson said.

A video of the brawl captured by a college student, Iyanna Washington, showed the two men speaking to each from across the aisle near the center or rear of the bus. Within minutes, an argument broke out and quickly escalated. Bruso incensed the man by asking, "How much you charge me for a spit shine?" according to witness accounts.

The younger man then ordered the 6-foot-1, 280-pound Bruso away from him, to the front of the bus.

Bruso angrily stalked to the front, followed by the younger man who continued to yell at Bruso. The exchange continued with the goading of other passengers until finally the younger man struck him. Bruso stood up and returned the blows, beating the man until he fell to the floor with a bloody nose.

AC Transit spokesman Clarence Johnson said the younger man's nose was broken. No one was arrested.

"He (expletive) hit me. He
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(expletive) hit me in the face," the enraged Bruso bellowed after the driver escorted him off the bus. I'm 67 years old and I'm not getting killed," he screamed.

Last year, Bruso was involved in another incident, also captured on video and widely circulated on YouTube and other Web sites.

At an Aug. 3, 2009, A's ballgame, Oakland police officers used a stun gun on Bruso because he refused repeated requests to leave the ballpark. He hadn't been drinking but had brought alcohol into the stadium, police spokesman Jeff Thomason said at the time. When Bruso refused to leave, Coliseum security asked Oakland police officers working the game to eject him. Three officers verbally tried several times to get Bruso to leave, but he refused.

The situation quickly escalated after Bruso made a rude gesture at one of the two officers. They then placed a handcuff on Bruso's left wrist. A third officer arrived with a Taser, stunning the man in the left shoulder blade while another officer was placing the other cuff on Bruso's right wrist. The third officer applied the Taser on Bruso again, this time near the middle of his back, which caused Bruso to fall forward into an aisle. He was charged with resisting arrest and taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 12:43:21 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/1266555556805.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/1266557224956s.jpg)

Here's the prequel to Epic Beard Man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcEJcEUnN7Qhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcEJcEUnN7Q# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcEJcEUnN7Qhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcEJcEUnN7Q#)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 12:47:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKjmRM6Umms# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKjmRM6Umms#)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 19, 2010, 12:49:23 AM
This one isn't as good as the Mortal Kombat version I posted, but it's still pretty fucking classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz-l-9U9BxE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz-l-9U9BxE#ws)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 19, 2010, 12:50:47 AM
And for the Dragonball dorks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U099RpYhx2U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U099RpYhx2U)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 19, 2010, 12:53:46 AM
And this is Part 2, taken after he got kicked off the bus.  He basically paces around angrily and screams:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWsuUrlz6QA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWsuUrlz6QA#)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 19, 2010, 12:56:01 AM
This shit only happened two days ago, and there's already a website dedicated to him:

http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com/ (http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com/)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 01:07:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbsX5j-8T3Y&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbsX5j-8T3Y&feature=related#)
 :bs:

Here's her argument getting ripped to shreds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptyjFSIUV-o&NR=1# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptyjFSIUV-o&NR=1#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=025vm_Sg-Ys#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=025vm_Sg-Ys#ws)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 01:18:41 AM
This shit only happened two days ago, and there's already a website dedicated to him:

http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com/ (http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com/)
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(http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/epic-beard-man-bravest-man-in-the-world-225x300.png)
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Epic Beard Man Cast – The Bravest Man on Earth
After putting a walloping on Amber Lamps, Epic Beard Man was briefly ( and stupidly) tested by another bus patron. We call this patron “The Bravest Man on Earth” because nobody has ever put their hands on Epic Beard Man and walked away without a size 11 up his/her booty. The Bravest Man on Earth let go of Epic Beard Man as quickly as he tried to hold on to him. It’s obvious that he felt Epic Beard Man’s out of this world strength and did not want any part of the fury. Though you went out like a little hoe, we still must raise our glasses to you because compared to Epic Beard Man we are all little hoes.

IF YOU HAVE ANY ADDITIONAL INFO REGARDING THIS CAST MEMBER PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT OR EMAIL epicbeardmanfacts@yahoo.com.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 01:21:02 AM
Quote
(http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/epic-beard-man-hot-mystery-girl-128x300.png)
As many of you were watching the confrontation between Epic Beard Man and Tough Thug, some of y’all were busy falling in love with the Hot Headphones Girl AKA Amber Lamps who was relaxing right in the midst of a war. She was given the nickname Amber Lamps because the internet census took it away from Tough Thug Tyrone and coined it for her.  She stood out in this crowd more than a no arm man in a push up contest. What part of heaven did she come from? Many would have to assume the part that manufactures the angels. What kind of music has the honor to bless her ears? Was she gangsta leanin’ to some Tech N9ne perhaps? Maybe boppin’ to some Pat Benatar? What we do know about Hot Headphones Girl is that she has a great sense of fashion to match her stunning facial features. She is equipped with eyes and aura that can penetrate through computer monitors, and most importantly, holds no type of fear in her heart. Her attitude remains cooler than a polar bear’s toe nail throughout the whole incident like, “Y’all bitches hurry up and fight so I can get to where I needs to be”.

IF YOU HAVE ANY ADDITIONAL INFO REGARDING THIS CAST MEMBER PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT OR EMAIL epicbeardmanfacts@yahoo.com.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AWK on February 19, 2010, 01:44:51 AM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2zrezxl.jpg)

LMFAO.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 01:50:20 AM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/f/f5/Amberlamps.jpg/366px-Amberlamps.jpg)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Saniflush on February 19, 2010, 07:16:46 AM
OK let me say these things.


1) Epic beard man is my new hero (sorry Wes)
2) What War Eagle said. If you are going to get your ass beat, don't say "Next time I am going to kick his ass".
3) Where I come from, if you got your ass kicked by some one you were fucking with you toted your ass whoopin' home and shut your fucking mouth. 
4) After all that maybe the most disturbing part was that after toting his ass whoopin their new answer was "we can sue him".
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 10:18:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSe3jABIyC4&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSe3jABIyC4&feature=player_embedded#)

This Iyanna Washington bitch is soaking up her 15 minutes.

I want to see Vietnam Tom's side of the story, even though anyone objective with a pair of eyes can see this guy was harassed, tried to be the better man and move to the front of the bus, then got the first punch thrown on him and had to regulate.

It's also clear this bitch instigated it and screamed racist shit and then stole the dude's bag.

This reporter and his white guilt..."He actually said shine my shoes! Gasp!"

That's not how shit went down.

When the video starts it cuts in the middle of him saying "What a nigga gotta spitshine somebody's shoes to get a seat on the AC Transit?"

Vietnam Tom, perhaps being a smartass said "How much do you charge?" Vietnam Tom is not the one that brought up spitshining, the other dude did.

Despite all this, the media is trying to portray this Iyanna bitch as a hero, and Epic Beard Man as some psychopath. WTF? He's a 67 year old man that was fucked with, tried to avoid confrontation, and then got hit in the face and was forced to retaliate.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Token on February 19, 2010, 10:22:42 AM
and then got hit in the face and was forced to retaliate.

And it was glorious tribulation.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 19, 2010, 10:24:50 AM
Well...epic beard man regulated the hell outta Thugs ass.  I could watch that shit all day.  Thug man should have his ass whipped again if he tries to sue.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AWK on February 19, 2010, 10:53:00 AM
I demand to hear more from Amberlamps.  ASAP.  She is a Goddess. Her fucked up hair and mix matched clothes are bonuses.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 11:05:39 AM
I demand to hear more from Amberlamps.  ASAP.  She is a Goddess. Her fucked up hair and mix matched clothes are bonuses.
I think it has been verified that she was an angel sent to watch over the AC transit to give Epic Beard Man his inhuman brute strength.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 19, 2010, 11:39:45 AM
1. Epic beard man is big.
2. Don't ever fuck with a big due in a "I am a mother fucker" shirt.
3. If you are going to get your ass beat, don't say "Next time I am going to kick his ass".
4. Why does he need an Amber Lamp?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4OnhnvczTk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4OnhnvczTk#)

 :rofl:  

"Kicking The Living Shit Out Of A Criminal Scumbag Will Be Like A Walk In The Park, With The Secrets You'll Find Inside This Prison Based Fight System"
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 19, 2010, 11:59:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKjmRM6Umms# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKjmRM6Umms#)

OTFLMAO!

"Call da amberlamps.

"Ehh, he leaking."

"Know when to shut up."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELKET-mtm7E# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELKET-mtm7E#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Plbb2hREgo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Plbb2hREgo#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMKlk7fXAuE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMKlk7fXAuE#ws)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 19, 2010, 12:09:00 PM
I think it has been verified that she was an angel sent to watch over the AC transit to give Epic Beard Man his inhuman brute strength.

Those headphones were connected to  :bc: himself.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 19, 2010, 12:12:56 PM
EBM can teach a Chinese person English in Spanish.
Epic Beard Man knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. Authorities are afraid to ask him.
Epic Beard Man is a crip and a blood. Neither side have a problem with that.

And my personal favorite:
Epic Beard Man doesn’t play door bell ditch. He plays door bell and stand on your porch waiting for you to say something smart.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 01:14:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik2ObVDcnZg#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik2ObVDcnZg#ws)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Jumbo on February 19, 2010, 01:53:25 PM
Oh my god ya'll, What?
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Godfather on February 19, 2010, 01:58:27 PM
My new Avatar
(http://tigersx.com/images/epicbrian2.jpg)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 03:17:17 PM
OTFLMAO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Plbb2hREgo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Plbb2hREgo#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMKlk7fXAuE#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMKlk7fXAuE#ws)
The last video guy was funny.

That 13 year old girl was fucking annoying. She even said that she heard about the whole thing through the guy in that last video. Clearly she was trying to emulate him. Said pretty much exactly what he did except took twice as long doing it, and looked twice as ridiculous.

I personally can't get enough Epic Beard Man, and related YouTube videos.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 03:19:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN2Q6yiQ2VI&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN2Q6yiQ2VI&feature=related#)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Token on February 19, 2010, 03:54:42 PM


I personally can't get enough Epic Beard Man, and related YouTube videos.

I've been watching this all day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egToL0RZJH0&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egToL0RZJH0&feature=related#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aZ2eVrWGsE&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aZ2eVrWGsE&feature=related#)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
It had to be done.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/EpicBeardMancopy.jpg)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 19, 2010, 06:43:02 PM
http://www.thomasbruso.com/ (http://www.thomasbruso.com/)

His Facebook page:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000774128375 (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000774128375)


(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs223.snc3/21074_349175542393_591767393_5317448_2471688_n.jpg)

My new avatar.

Update: Stacey Adams shoes gets a murderer off the streets.   :rofl: :popcorn:

OPERATION MOTHER FUCKER = SUCCESS.
EBM GOT HIS BAG BACK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csQjo6iInIU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csQjo6iInIU#)

Hell even the Germans are talking about this. Thank you internets.

http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/2010/02/epic_baardopa_pwnd_schreeuwneg.html#comments (http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/2010/02/epic_baardopa_pwnd_schreeuwneg.html#comments)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 19, 2010, 06:53:56 PM
Epic Beard Man has a bit of an imagination:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq4IYYQungM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq4IYYQungM#)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Token on February 19, 2010, 07:08:54 PM
Epic Beard Man has a bit of an imagination:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq4IYYQungM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq4IYYQungM#)


Let him remember that shit however he wants too. 

God bless you, EBM.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 08:11:53 PM
/b/ is sending him $1 each in envelopes.

There is currently questions as to whether or not that is confirmed actual address.

May God have mercy on the poor soul's that is if /b/ finds out they were tricked.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 19, 2010, 08:23:28 PM
What is /b/ ?
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 08:26:22 PM
http://www.whitepages.com/search/FindPerson?firstname_begins_with=1&firstname=Thomas&name=Bruso&where=94602 (http://www.whitepages.com/search/FindPerson?firstname_begins_with=1&firstname=Thomas&name=Bruso&where=94602)

The address is to a Senior Center and there is a Thomas Bruso that apparently resides there, so I doubt it's just some random /b/tard.

Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 08:27:40 PM
What is /b/ ?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/B/ (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/B/)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Token on February 20, 2010, 10:26:10 AM
What is /b/ ?


/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is your penis that betrays you when he turns into a raging hard on, right as you are called to stand up in front of the class.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the guy that puts an "I love dead babies" banner on the side of his car and drives past the protesters outside of clinics.


/b/tards are witty, intelligent, well adjusted members of society with Honda civics, a mortgage, cats that they don't light on fire, and successful careers as lawyers, documentarians, and public officials. They have two lovely children and beautiful wives (because, you see, they are all heteronormative) that they met sitting next to on a flight to Fiji.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 20, 2010, 10:51:05 AM
/b/tard communications

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4d/Donvito.gif)

Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 20, 2010, 01:43:56 PM
Please watch this video at least until :36...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh0TOeo4noI&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh0TOeo4noI&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 20, 2010, 03:55:31 PM
Only noteworthy because of the names they used.
(http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fight1.gif)

:bugs:
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 20, 2010, 04:23:44 PM
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs389.snc3/23764_103782109651509_100000591612398_99227_6475251_n.jpg)

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs498.snc3/27170_1278516616007_1622785654_687283_6278933_n.jpg)

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs436.ash1/24100_104297759598715_100000554743834_111872_2771907_n.jpg)

(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs389.snc3/23754_341573670738_689375738_4719787_1035476_n.jpg)

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs187.snc3/19433_339965604202_652059202_4874540_6964484_n.jpg)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 20, 2010, 04:33:08 PM
This thread gets a  :thumsup: X 10 for entertainment value. 
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: The Prowler on February 20, 2010, 04:56:37 PM
(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/EpicBeardManThePimp.gif?t=1266702557)

"I meet tough guys like you an' I slap the SHIT out of 'em" - Tommie Slick
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 20, 2010, 09:52:47 PM
He updated profile pictures on Facebook.

409 friends and counting.

(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs213.snc3/22078_320239696385_544436385_4050457_6398458_n.jpg)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 21, 2010, 11:53:54 AM
The finished cartoon.  :bugs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaP05Qeanq8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaP05Qeanq8#)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 21, 2010, 12:34:07 PM
 :rofl:

Flashback is a viable defense.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Saniflush on February 23, 2010, 10:06:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DA3LK1CChb08%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded#at=35 (http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DA3LK1CChb08%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded#at=35)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 23, 2010, 03:49:18 PM
You're about four pages too late on that one, Sani...tsk, tsk.

This almost made me shit myself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08#)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Saniflush on February 23, 2010, 03:54:49 PM
You're about four pages too late on that one, Sani...tsk, tsk.


When you got mad DeVry skillz you can't be topped.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Godfather on February 23, 2010, 04:03:24 PM
When you got mad DeVry skillz you can't be topped.
This man is much to busy to be bothered with prior pages.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Saniflush on February 23, 2010, 04:05:18 PM
This man is much to busy to be bothered with prior pages.

I am kind of a big deal.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 23, 2010, 04:07:59 PM
When you got mad DeVry skillz you can't be topped.

University of Phoenix, actually.

And you are correct, sir.  The only time I'm not on top is when it comes to sex.  With dudes.  Get in line, sweety.   :wartim:
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 23, 2010, 04:32:19 PM
The black guy speaks out.  Also, more commentary from Vietnam Tom:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I1r3dhMUO4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I1r3dhMUO4#ws)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 23, 2010, 05:01:01 PM
This appears to be the entirety of the Vietnam Tom interview:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf8ZDs-D8Ys#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf8ZDs-D8Ys#ws)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: ggraf71 on February 23, 2010, 10:38:55 PM
The black guy speaks out.  Also, more commentary from Vietnam Tom:

On a bus, talking shit and acting like a bigshot who aint scared of shit: Speaks like Master P.

On a talk show after getting the fuck beat out of you by a 60 something year old man: Speaks like Jeffrey from Fresh Prince.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Saniflush on February 24, 2010, 07:21:28 AM
Another good one.

Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Token on February 24, 2010, 09:11:43 AM
On a bus, talking shit and acting like a bigshot who aint scared of shit: Speaks like Master P.

On a talk show after getting the fuck beat out of you by a 60 something year old man: Speaks like Jeffrey from Fresh Prince.


Say it again.  Pinky.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: GH2001 on February 24, 2010, 09:41:14 AM
This could be the best thread of all time.

All hail to 'Nam Tom     :bow:
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: CCTAU on February 24, 2010, 01:47:56 PM
If anybody at WWE has any brains at all, they will get this guy to do a few appearances. I'm sure he could use the money.


The black dude screwed up and as usual, he is using the racial slur card as an excuse.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on February 24, 2010, 02:31:41 PM
Watching those two interviews does seem like an alternate universe from my original perception of the video.

"Tough Thug" really was talking like Stewie Griffin. He still had cornrows, but everything else showed that he appeared to be an articulate gentleman.

Epic Beard Man, however, casually mentions in passing that he knocked his friends teeth out for stealing his cocaine, and clearly hallucinated about "Tough Thug" being a murderer, and threatening him with a knife, etc.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Saniflush on February 24, 2010, 03:28:47 PM
Roll'em
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: The Prowler on February 24, 2010, 06:35:04 PM
Watching those two interviews does seem like an alternate universe from my original perception of the video.

"Tough Thug" really was talking like Stewie Griffin. He still had cornrows, but everything else showed that he appeared to be an articulate gentleman.

Epic Beard Man, however, casually mentions in passing that he knocked his friends teeth out for stealing his cocaine, and clearly hallucinated about "Tough Thug" being a murderer, and threatening him with a knife, etc.
With Thug, I see it as some thug trying to act like someone that he isn't to try and sway the people onto his side...or Tommie Slick beat the fuck outta him so bad that his face is permanently disfigured and that's causing him to talk different.

With Tommie Slick, I see a 67 year old man that just plain can't remember every single thing that happened, but he's going to give it to you how he saw it...no matter what, and he doesn't care what anyone thinks...because he Is A Mother Fucker.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Lurking Tiger on February 24, 2010, 08:53:39 PM
14:57
14:58
14:59
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 24, 2010, 09:41:29 PM
14:57
14:58
14:59

His 15 minutes aren't up yet.  They just now got around to the funk remix...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvU6xawCyTI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvU6xawCyTI#)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Godfather on February 25, 2010, 03:40:57 PM
our new smiley courtesy of me!

:ebm:
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Jumbo on February 25, 2010, 04:39:51 PM
our new smiley courtesy of me!

:ebm:
you got dem skillz.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Token on February 25, 2010, 09:30:53 PM
our new smiley courtesy of me!

:ebm:

Seriously GF, you are the GREATEST farker in the history of farks!!
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Saniflush on February 26, 2010, 08:21:10 AM
Seriously GF, you are the GREATEST farker in the history of farks!!

let him touch your face.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: GH2001 on February 26, 2010, 10:04:06 AM
His 15 minutes aren't up yet.  They just now got around to the funk remix...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvU6xawCyTI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvU6xawCyTI#)

That video made me dance. Is that wrong?
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 26, 2010, 10:10:24 AM
That video made me dance. Is that wrong?

No. But I still like the Black Betty song the best. That shit is hilarious to me.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 26, 2010, 10:58:52 AM
let him touch your face.

What will he touch for $5?
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: Saniflush on February 26, 2010, 11:00:45 AM
What will he touch for $5?

He'll pay you.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: wesfau2 on February 26, 2010, 12:01:13 PM
No. But I still like the Black Betty song the best. That shit is hilarious to me.

Agreed.  That shit had me howling.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 26, 2010, 09:43:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YIsMYCzQyY#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YIsMYCzQyY#ws)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: bottomfeeder on March 01, 2010, 07:32:38 PM
New videos here and on his Facebook page. :rofl:

http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com/2010/02/28/epic-beard-man-documentary/ (http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com/2010/02/28/epic-beard-man-documentary/)
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on March 01, 2010, 07:42:02 PM
New videos here and on his Facebook page. :rofl:

http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com/2010/02/28/epic-beard-man-documentary/ (http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com/2010/02/28/epic-beard-man-documentary/)
WTF? He was in the mental ward with Ed Gein...and he fucked with him?
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on March 01, 2010, 07:47:14 PM
I'm still watching the documentary, but holy shit this is funny stuff.

He is one deranged motherfucker.

I'd like to see an interview with someone who knows him who is not psychotic, like a family member or something.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: bottomfeeder on March 01, 2010, 08:46:57 PM
It looks like untreated bi-polar disorder.
Title: Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
Post by: AUChizad on March 08, 2010, 04:23:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67XOc_xIA4U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67XOc_xIA4U)