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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: The Prowler on February 14, 2010, 04:23:52 PM
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URGENT – WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BIRMINGHAM AL
159 PM CST SUN FEB 14 2010
…SIGNIFICANT WINTER STORM EXPECTED THIS EVENING THROUGH
MONDAY…
JEFFERSON-SHELBY-TALLADEGA-CLAY-RANDOLPH-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF…BIRMINGHAM…HOOVER…COLUMBIANA…
PELHAM…ALABASTER…TALLADEGA…SYLACAUGA…ASHLAND…ROANOKE
159 PM CST SUN FEB 14 2010
…WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 11 PM THIS EVENING TO NOON
CST MONDAY…
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BIRMINGHAM HAS ISSUED A WINTER
STORM WARNING FOR HEAVY SNOW…WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 11 PM THIS
EVENING TO NOON CST MONDAY.
A STRONG STORM SYSTEM WILL DEVELOP OVER PORTIONS OF CENTRAL
ALABAMA LATE TONIGHT AND CONTINUE THROUGH MONDAY. ALTHOUGH THIS
EVENT IS EXPECTED TO BEGIN AS RAIN THIS EVENING…A CHANGE
OVER TO SNOW IS EXPECTED AS COLDER TEMPERATURES SETTLE ACROSS THE
AREA AFTER 11 PM. ACCUMULATIONS OF TWO TO THREE INCHES WILL BE
POSSIBLE IN THE WARNED AREA…ESPECIALLY ALONG AND NORTH OF A LINE
FROM VESTAVIA HILLS TO CHILDERSBURG…TO WEDOWEE. THERE COULD BE
ISOLATED AREAS WITH AS MUCH AS FOUR INCHES.
A WINTER STORM WARNING FOR HEAVY SNOW MEANS SEVERE WINTER WEATHER
CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED OR OCCURRING. SIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS OF SNOW
ARE FORECAST THAT WILL MAKE TRAVEL DANGEROUS. ONLY TRAVEL IN AN
EMERGENCY. IF YOU MUST TRAVEL…KEEP AN EXTRA FLASHLIGHT…
FOOD…AND WATER IN YOUR VEHICLE IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY.
LISTEN TO NOAA WEATHER RADIO OR YOUR LOCAL MEDIA FOR THE LATER
UPDATES ON THIS SITUATION.
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What sucks is that AT MOST, they will delay school (work). Also, they won't announce the delay until about 5:00am, so I still have to wake up early.
Oh well, I guess I can't complain about a little time off due to water falling from the sky.
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At least I don't have to go go work tomorrow. Gotta love Presidents Day!
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Dear Al Gore,
Go fuck yourself.
Signed,
Earth's climatic cycle
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At least I don't have to go go work tomorrow. Gotta love Presidents Day!
We were scheduled to have President's Day off, but we're using it as a make-up day for the inclement weather (which never actually happened) we had a few weeks ago.
It's funny that we might actually get the day off due to real snow.
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well...the olympics could use some snow. thanks el nino.
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It was 58 and sunny at work today in Mobile, beats the rain and snow.
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I am really going to be pissed off if it does snow. I couldn't deposit my check on Friday because the fucking banks were closed (and the roads weren't even bad), and now everyone's going to be scared shitless again because of this winter weather advisory.
FML.
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I am really going to be pissed off if it does snow. I couldn't deposit my check on Friday because the fucking banks were closed (and the roads weren't even bad), and now everyone's going to be scared shitless again because of this winter weather advisory.
FML.
Do people still actually deposit checks themselves? I haven't been to anything besides the atm in forever.
Although I didn't see Montgomery anywhere on that list, I would love love love to have class canceled again tomorrow. Look on the bright side Vandy, the banks may close, but there is always a bar open.
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Do people still actually deposit checks themselves? I haven't been to anything besides the atm in forever.
When you own your own business and are too cheap to have automatic deposit, yes.
Look on the bright side Vandy, the banks may close, but there is always a bar open.
If I can't deposit my money, then I have nothing with which to go to the bar. Dark clouds may have silver linings, but the dark cloud is still fucking looming over me.
I really hate banks...
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I've been at Ft. Knox for nine days now, and it has snowed seven of those. Luckily for me, it's suppose to dump another six inches of snow tonight.
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I guess none of you guys want to hear about how it was sunny, gorgeous and 68 degrees in Houston today... and will be sunny and 60 degress tomorrow for my day off...
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I believe every school system in the B'ham area has either delayed or cancelled for tomorrow.
Shelby County? "Please watch the website and news outlets for an announcement sometime tomorrow morning."
I know I'm thinking like a teenager, and I just want to sleep in. But have some consideration for the massive amount of parents in the ENTIRE county who will have to adjust their schedule and plans depending on what the superintendent decides. It's not hard. You know the weather forecast. You know what every other school system is doing.
Either decide to be open or decide on a delay. Geebus.
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When you own your own business and are too cheap to have automatic deposit, yes.
If I can't deposit my money, then I have nothing with which to go to the bar. Dark clouds may have silver linings, but the dark cloud is still fucking looming over me.
I really hate banks...
Banks are closed Monday, President's Day....
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Banks are closed Monday, President's Day....
(http://spartans.sstx.org/~wgoodman/GrDepClosedBank.jpg)
Hogbear shutting shit down.
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Article in yesterday's paper about the record cold weather.
Noted that for perhaps the first time in history snow fell on the same day in the 49 states on the US mainland.
Closed by saying that extreme cold or record breaking winters did not disprove global warming.
Unreal. If you look out your window and see snow in Baldwin County, it means nothing. If it's 24 degrees at a Mardi Gras parade, take off your jacket because it's so fucking hot there aren't even winters any more.
Idiots.
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Article in yesterday's paper about the record cold weather.
Noted that for perhaps the first time in history snow fell on the same day in the 49 states on the US mainland.
Closed by saying that extreme cold or record breaking winters did not disprove global warming.
Unreal. If you look out your window and see snow in Baldwin County, it means nothing. If it's 24 degrees at a Mardi Gras parade, take off your jacket because it's so fucking hot there aren't even winters any more.
Idiots.
Idiots are those that think Global Warming is talking only about hot weather. It also has to do with climate changes.
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Well, it looks like my superintendent isn't so stupid after all.
Not a drop of snow left on the ground this morning. No delay or cancellation necessary.
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Idiots are those that think Global Warming is talking only about hot weather. It also has to do with climate changes.
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Fucking dupe.
You mean like the climate change occurring on Mars? The same "climate change" that mimics what's happening here?
Why don't you fly your happy ass up there and see if you can get the martians to "go green" and reduce their carbon footprint.
Al Gore = PT Barnum. There's a sucker born every minute. And you're one.
You do realize that respected scientists who study the sun's activity report the lowest activity in quite a while. They suggest that if the pattern does not change, earth is in store for a prolonged period of frigid weather -- one that could rival the Little Ice Age that lasted 500 years and didn't end until around the time of the Civil War.
Global warming does not exist. Climate change (what there is) is cyclical, not something people created.
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:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Fucking dupe.
You mean like the climate change occurring on Mars? The same "climate change" that mimics what's happening here?
Why don't you fly your happy ass up there and see if you can get the martians to "go green" and reduce their carbon footprint.
Al Gore = PT Barnum. There's a sucker born every minute. And you're one.
You do realize that respected scientists who study the sun's activity report the lowest activity in quite a while. They suggest that if the pattern does not change, earth is in store for a prolonged period of frigid weather -- one that could rival the Little Ice Age that lasted 500 years and didn't end until around the time of the Civil War.
Global warming does not exist. Climate change (what there is) is cyclical, not something people created.
In some strange way, I think prowler was agreeing with you and possibly adding a point to the anti-global warming argument. Don't ask me to explain how I came to that conclusion, it just didn't look like he was taking an opposing stance.
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:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Fucking dupe.
You mean like the climate change occurring on Mars? The same "climate change" that mimics what's happening here?
Why don't you fly your happy ass up there and see if you can get the martians to "go green" and reduce their carbon footprint.
Al Gore = PT Barnum. There's a sucker born every minute. And you're one.
You do realize that respected scientists who study the sun's activity report the lowest activity in quite a while. They suggest that if the pattern does not change, earth is in store for a prolonged period of frigid weather -- one that could rival the Little Ice Age that lasted 500 years and didn't end until around the time of the Civil War.
Global warming does not exist. Climate change (what there is) is cyclical, not something people created.
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Banks are closed Monday, President's Day....
MOTHER FUCKER.
I'm never going to get this check in...
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:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Fucking dupe.
You mean like the climate change occurring on Mars? The same "climate change" that mimics what's happening here?
Why don't you fly your happy ass up there and see if you can get the martians to "go green" and reduce their carbon footprint.
Al Gore = PT Barnum. There's a sucker born every minute. And you're one.
You do realize that respected scientists who study the sun's activity report the lowest activity in quite a while. They suggest that if the pattern does not change, earth is in store for a prolonged period of frigid weather -- one that could rival the Little Ice Age that lasted 500 years and didn't end until around the time of the Civil War.
Global warming does not exist. Climate change (what there is) is cyclical, not something people created.
Global Warming does exist, stupid fuck. It's a fucking cycle. Did I say that people are creating it? NO. Two Summers ago, when it was hitting 114 degrees, it broke a record that was set back in the, I think, 30's. They didn't know what to call it back then, they just knew that it was hotter than a mutha fucka outside while they tended to their fields. Had Al Gore been around back then, he would've been screamin' "Global Warming" just like he was two or three years ago. Also, in the movie "Day After Tomorrow", IMO that's what is going on right now....but not to that extreme. When the Polar Ice Caps (freshwater) melt into salt water, the way it has been doing for years, it's going to change shit up. If anyone don't think that shit has changed a little, remember what 8 degrees felt like? I do, it fuckin' sucked, it was so damn cold that morning that......Holy shit it's snowing in Warrior right now (5:31pm Feb. 15th)....anyway it was so damn cold that morning that my windows weren't frosen over, it was too cold for the dew. I'm not kidding, it's coming down pretty steady right now.
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Holy shit it's snowing in Warrior right now (5:31pm Feb. 15th)....anyway it was so damn cold that morning that my windows weren't frosen over, it was too cold for the dew. I'm not kidding, it's coming down pretty steady right now.
The kids and I just got back from the park. Not a cloud in the sky - maybe 60 degrees. I had to turn on the air conditioner in my dark blue car because the sun had heated it up too much...
Enjoy your snow... you guys can get me back in July when I am screaming about the heat....
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The kids and I just got back from the park. Not a cloud in the sky - maybe 60 degrees. I had to turn on the air conditioner in my dark blue car because the sun had heated it up too much...
Enjoy your snow... you guys can get me back in July when I am screaming about the heat....
Well, it's not snowing anymore.....wait nevermind, yup it's still snowin'. WOOO HOOO!!!! Does this mean the mole saw it's shadow?
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The kids and I just got back from the park. Not a cloud in the sky - maybe 60 degrees. I had to turn on the air conditioner in my dark blue car because the sun had heated it up too much...
Enjoy your snow... you guys can get me back in July when I am screaming about the heat....
Yall need to lay off the aerosol hairspray.
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In some strange way, I think prowler was agreeing with you and possibly adding a point to the anti-global warming argument. Don't ask me to explain how I came to that conclusion, it just didn't look like he was taking an opposing stance.
Fail.
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Global Warming does exist, stupid fuck. It's a fucking cycle. Did I say that people are creating it? NO. Two Summers ago, when it was hitting 114 degrees, it broke a record that was set back in the, I think, 30's. They didn't know what to call it back then, they just knew that it was hotter than a mutha fucka outside while they tended to their fields. Had Al Gore been around back then, he would've been screamin' "Global Warming" just like he was two or three years ago. Also, in the movie "Day After Tomorrow", IMO that's what is going on right now....but not to that extreme. When the Polar Ice Caps (freshwater) melt into salt water, the way it has been doing for years, it's going to change shit up. If anyone don't think that shit has changed a little, remember what 8 degrees felt like? I do, it fuckin' sucked, it was so damn cold that morning that......Holy shit it's snowing in Warrior right now (5:31pm Feb. 15th)....anyway it was so damn cold that morning that my windows weren't frosen over, it was too cold for the dew. I'm not kidding, it's coming down pretty steady right now.
Don't be a moron. "Global warming" and cyclical (normal, regular) changes in climate due to a variety of factors are NOT the same things. Not even you are stupid enough to believe that.
Oh wait, you believe what happened in some fucking movie like Day After Tomorrow has basis in reality. You're one of the idiots who'll be telling us ten years from now that the jewish theater owner and her black boyfriend helped some band of renegades kill Hitler. You'll be claiming that Will Smith shot down an alien and Uncle Eddie flew a biplane up their ship's ass. You'll claim you rode a float with Ferris Buehler. You'll insist that werewolves and vampires are engaged in a centuries old struggle for control of the underworld. You'll tell everybody Billy Bob Thornton and Bruce Willis fucked Aerosmith and then rode a rocket to blow up a meteor. You'll believe the Emperor turned a young Anakin and made him become Darth Vader back in the ancient times before the Mayans.
Yeah. All that shit happened sucker.
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You'll be claiming that Will Smith shot down an alien and Uncle Eddie flew a biplane up their ship's ass.
It's COUSIN Eddie. COUSIN. Your entire argument just lost all credibility. Forget it. Just... forget it...
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It's COUSIN Eddie. COUSIN. Your entire argument just lost all credibility. Forget it. Just... forget it...
You're right. Cousin Eddie. How could I possibly have missed that?
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Don't be a moron. "Global warming" and cyclical (normal, regular) changes in climate due to a variety of factors are NOT the same things. Not even you are stupid enough to believe that.
Oh wait, you believe what happened in some fucking movie like Day After Tomorrow has basis in reality. You're one of the idiots who'll be telling us ten years from now that the jewish theater owner and her black boyfriend helped some band of renegades kill Hitler. You'll be claiming that Will Smith shot down an alien and Uncle Eddie flew a biplane up their ship's ass. You'll claim you rode a float with Ferris Buehler. You'll insist that werewolves and vampires are engaged in a centuries old struggle for control of the underworld. You'll tell everybody Billy Bob Thornton and Bruce Willis fucked Aerosmith and then rode a rocket to blow up a meteor. You'll believe the Emperor turned a young Anakin and made him become Darth Vader back in the ancient times before the Mayans.
Yeah. All that shit happened sucker.
I know you're referring to Prowler, but the reason I posted the Day After Tomorrow example, was NOT because I believe it to be scientific documentary by any stretch.
It's that you are arrogantly mischaracterizing the opponent's argument, as is your M.O.
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Whatever Kaos, Hitler did die in a movie theater and Global Warming does exist, it's a fuckin' cycle. You call it whatever the fuck you want to call it, but Earth goes through cycles of Warming and Cooling has been for 14 Bwazillion years, it'll continue to do it until the end of time...Dec. 21st, 2012.
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MOTHER FUCKER.
I'm never going to get this check in...
(http://spartans.sstx.org/~wgoodman/GrDepClosedBank.jpg)
You're correct...until Hogbear says otherwise.
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Whatever Kaos, Hitler did die in a movie theater and Global Warming does exist, it's a fuckin' cycle. You call it whatever the fuck you want to call it, but Earth goes through cycles of Warming and Cooling has been for 14 Bwazillion years, it'll continue to do it until the end of time...Dec. 21st, 2012.
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Whatever Kaos, Hitler did die in a movie theater and Global Warming does exist, it's a fuckin' cycle. You call it whatever the fuck you want to call it, but Earth goes through cycles of Warming and Cooling has been for 14 Bwazillion years, it'll continue to do it until the end of time...Dec. 21st, 2012.
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How can you fail to understand that the concept of "global warming" as it is presented today has no relation whatsoever to the cyclical changes the planet endures?
The two things are polar (pun intended) opposites.
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"global warming" as it is presented today has no relation whatsoever to the cyclical changes the planet endures?
The two things are polar (pun intended) opposites.
by Al Gore? Correct.
There is also something known as Global Cooling. It always follows Global Warming.
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BTW, it's still snowing.
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by Al Gore? Correct.
There is also something known as Global Cooling. It always follows Global Warming.
"Global warming" as it is presented today is always brought up by tree hugging, bleeding heart liberals who claim people are causing the planet to warm. It's a bullshit argument.
Kaos' argument is against the "cause", and you are counter-arguing with the "effect".
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"Global warming" as it is presented today is always brought up by tree hugging, bleeding heart liberals who claim people are causing the planet to warm. It's a bullshit argument.
Kaos' argument is against the "cause", and you are counter-arguing with the "effect".
Except it's not.
Whether or not you accept the argument as fact, at least understand it.
Was The Day After Tomorrow being endorsed by Al Gore & the hippies? I keep using that as an example, only because you have to be at least familiar with it. I'd reference actual studies and articles on the topic, but you would no doubt use it to stray the argument into one I wasn't trying to make about the validity of such claims.
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The Day After Tomorrow was nothing but a watered down version of An Inconvenient Truth.
Gore and his band of willing hippie idiots have done more to supress scientific fact than any other group of idealogical thugs in the history of mankind.
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Except it's not.
Whether or not you accept the argument as fact, at least understand it.
Was The Day After Tomorrow being endorsed by Al Gore & the hippies? I keep using that as an example, only because you have to be at least familiar with it. I'd reference actual studies and articles on the topic, but you would no doubt use it to stray the argument into one I wasn't trying to make about the validity of such claims.
I don't care enough to stray arguments. Al Gore's "enhanced greenhouse effect" is bullshit. Kaos can correct me if wrong, but I'm fairly certain that was and still is the basis of his argument. The climate does change, I don't argue that. It's a scientific fact. But the heat wave of the 90's wasn't caused by Bon Jovi or Van Halen.
You and Prowler are getting cause and effect confused. Or maybe just the cause.
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I don't care enough to stray arguments. Al Gore's "enhanced greenhouse effect" is bullshit. Kaos can correct me if wrong, but I'm fairly certain that was and still is the basis of his argument. The climate does change, I don't argue that. It's a scientific fact. But the heat wave of the 90's wasn't caused by Bon Jovi or Van Halen.
You and Prowler are getting cause and effect confused. Or maybe just the cause.
All the BULLSHIT coming from your posts as well as Kaos' is causing Global Warming....I hope you're happy.
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All the BULLSHIT coming from your posts as well as Kaos' is causing Global Warming....I hope you're happy.
Bullshit from theirs, massive clouds of blathering hot gas from yours...
Po-TAY-toe, Po-TAH-toe...
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Bullshit from theirs, massive clouds of blathering hot gas from yours...
Po-TAY-toe, Po-TAH-toe...
:clap:
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All the BULLSHIT coming from your posts as well as Kaos' is causing Global Warming....I hope you're happy.
I'm only happy when it rains.
And I'm impressed with the apostrophe action. Most people fuck that up.
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And I'm impressed with the apostrophe action. Most people fuck that up.
Actually, he sort of did... per this grammar cite, since Kaos is a two syllable word, it should have had an "apostrophe s" at the end... Kaos's. Generally speaking, if the noun that ends with "s" is a plural noun, then just add an apostrophe, not an "s". Like "Look at all of the sailors' boats!" The boats belong to the sailors (plural: there is more than one sailor). If you want to write about a party given by Luke and Ashley Smart and all their children, write "the Smarts' party" (Smarts is a plural, then add the possessive apostrophe).
For singular names ending in "s," the Chicago Manual of Style adds an "s" after the apostrophe, as in "Charles's bike." If your work or assignment requires you to adhere to one convention or another, then do so. Otherwise, either form is acceptable so long as it is consistent throughout a single piece of written work. A common rule-of-thumb for singular nouns ending in "s" is to go by whether the word is pronounced with an extra syllable when in possessive form. With an extra syllable, add "'s.", otherwise, just add an apostrophe.
They do not call me the Grammar Wench for nothing... :)
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Bullshit from theirs, massive clouds of blathering hot gas from yours...
Po-TAY-toe, Po-TAH-toe...
Ap-ple-s, Ro-ck-s....
Sancho
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Actually, he sort of did... per this grammar cite, since Kaos is a two syllable word, it should have had an "apostrophe s" at the end... Kaos's. Generally speaking, if the noun that ends with "s" is a plural noun, then just add an apostrophe, not an "s". Like "Look at all of the sailors' boats!" The boats belong to the sailors (plural: there is more than one sailor). If you want to write about a party given by Luke and Ashley Smart and all their children, write "the Smarts' party" (Smarts is a plural, then add the possessive apostrophe).
They do not call me the Grammar Wench for nothing... :)
My head hurts. I'm staying away from all possessive plural situations.
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You're correct...until Hogbear says otherwise.
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Here's a quick way to make some cash....
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I know you're referring to Prowler, but the reason I posted the Day After Tomorrow example, was NOT because I believe it to be scientific documentary by any stretch.
It's that you are arrogantly mischaracterizing the opponent's argument, as is your M.O.
Yeah, Sancho. That's what's happening.
Your poster was funny. I assumed it was a joke.
Prowler? That damn boy was serious. He thinks what he saw in The Day After speaks to what's happening now. And he's sorry he wasn't alive in the 1930s so he could have gone to New York to see that giant monkey, too.
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Here's a quick way to make some cash....
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I see the error of my ways; I usually do that shit for free when it's a hot chick.
You have brought me to the light, Token. I will now proceed to amass a Trump-sized fortune by fellatio.
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I see the error of my ways; I usually do that shit for free when it's a hot chick.
You have brought me to the light, Token. I will now proceed to amass a Trump-sized fortune by fellatio.
There's a market for everything. Just don't set the mood with any hippie indie bullshit.
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There's a market for everything. Just don't set the mood with any hippie indie bullshit.
No fear there. Nobody in Birmingham listened to that so they shitcanned it.
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I see the error of my ways; I usually do that shit for free when it's a hot chick.
You have brought me to the light, Token. I will now proceed to amass a Trump-sized fortune by fellatio.
Wait, so will you be performing cunnilingus as demonstrated in the picture, or fellatio?
Freudian slip?
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Coincidentally?
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/02/15/global-warming-insignificant-years-admits-uks-climate-scientist/?test=latestnews (http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/02/15/global-warming-insignificant-years-admits-uks-climate-scientist/?test=latestnews)
The embattled ex-head of the research center at the heart of the Climate-gate scandal dropped a bombshell over the weekend, admitting in an interview with the BBC that there has been no global warming over the past 15 years.
I saw a movie where monkeys could fly and witches melted when you threw water on them. I got to get me one of those flying monkeys. Because they're obviously real.
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Wait, so will you be performing cunnilingus as demonstrated in the picture, or fellatio?
Freudian slip?
he DOES work with Taylor...
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Wait, so will you be performing cunnilingus as demonstrated in the picture, or fellatio?
Freudian slip?
Ain't no slip involved except my tongue slippin' on yo dick; that will be $20.
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Ain't no slip involved except my tongue slippin' on yo dick; that will be $20.
**SIGH**
[folds up hundred dollar bill and puts it back in her purse...]