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Title: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 07, 2010, 02:28:54 PM
This "University of Auburn" comments from the recruits makes for good fodder for all opposition. On television. That shit is getting old!
Title: Re: Chizik and company FAIL at one thing for sure...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 07, 2010, 02:31:55 PM
You're a half glasss empty mother fucker...
Title: Re: Chizik and company FAIL at one thing for sure...
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 07, 2010, 02:33:47 PM
You obviously didn't get the memo:

Auburn will officially be the state's name after Dinky's carcass is picked clean at midfield of BDS by the new mascot.
Title: Re: Chizik and company FAIL at one thing for sure...
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 07, 2010, 03:21:34 PM
You're a half glasss empty mother fucker...

Name calling. Not very "Auburn man/woman" of you. Excuse me for wanting them to get it right.
Title: Re: Chizik and company FAIL at one thing for sure...
Post by: Token on February 07, 2010, 03:32:57 PM
Prayers sent.
Title: Re: Chizik and company FAIL at one thing for sure...
Post by: The Prowler on February 07, 2010, 03:37:00 PM
Name calling. Not very "Auburn man/woman" of you. Excuse me for wanting them to get it right.
Maybe if you keep Bitching and Crying about it, someone will give a shit.

I don't care how the prospects say Auburn University, just as long as they suit up for us....The War Eagles, that's all that matters.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Jumbo on February 07, 2010, 03:56:39 PM
We need a leader, not a loser.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Kaos on February 07, 2010, 04:52:56 PM
We need a leader, not a loser.

Jumbo gets the first annual Prowler trophy for proper quotation.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: The Prowler on February 07, 2010, 05:34:58 PM
Jumbo gets the first annual Prowler trophy for proper quotation.
Jumbo said it wrong.......we don't need one of those losers, what we need is a winner.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Jumbo on February 07, 2010, 05:45:03 PM
Jumbo gets the first annual Prowler trophy for proper quotation.
My Skreet cred has been established. I know sensible.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Token on February 07, 2010, 08:15:54 PM
My Skreet cred has been established. I know sensible.

Don't play humble. 

Your skreet cred was established when your middle knuckle penetrated the first dog's anus. 
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Jumbo on February 07, 2010, 08:26:29 PM
Don't play humble. 

Your skreet cred was established when your middle knuckle penetrated the first dog's anus. 
I shed a tear the first time I went wrist deep.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Token on February 07, 2010, 08:54:19 PM
I shed a tear the first time I went wrist deep.

Yeah. I mean, I know you're a bigshot now.  But did you at least cuddle the first time?
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 08, 2010, 02:48:53 AM
Already posted this once, but it is worth repeating... what about this basic, blessedly simple explanation??

These kids go through recruitment talking about "Auburn University" - their mail comes from "Auburn University" - their new gear comes from "Auburn University".  I doubt they don't know the name of the school.  But now they are playing the up to media hype, dragging out the suspense, right? 

Most colleges are The University of... Miami, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Mississippi, Kentucky (insert your preference here).

Our school is Auburn University.  The first word is kind of a giveaway - not much of a chance for a fan of The University of __________ to gets his hopes up for one brief shining moment before they are crushed to bits when they hear the word Auburn...

That is the take I have had on this from the get-go...  give them the benefit of the doubt, for Pete's sake, and I don't even know Pete...
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 08, 2010, 07:42:46 AM
Why do you hate Pat Dye, sensi?
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 08, 2010, 09:52:37 AM
Why do you hate Pat Dye, sensi?

Come again?
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: GH2001 on February 08, 2010, 09:54:32 AM
Come again?

Thats what she said.....
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Saniflush on February 08, 2010, 09:57:38 AM
Come again?

I think that may have a reference to coach Dye's first press conference.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Kaos on February 08, 2010, 10:13:16 AM
Thats what she said.....

(http://www.theofficequotes.com/images/scranton-business-park/scott.png)

Dammit Dwight, thats my joke
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 08, 2010, 10:35:24 AM
I think that may have a reference to coach Dye's first press conference.

Blame that on the bourbon.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: GH2001 on February 08, 2010, 12:03:33 PM
(http://www.theofficequotes.com/images/scranton-business-park/scott.png)

Dammit Dwight, thats my joke

I knew with you online, I had to act fast. Minutes were all I had......
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: RWS on February 08, 2010, 01:42:04 PM
This "University of Auburn" comments from the recruits makes for good fodder for all opposition. On television. That shit is getting old!
Don't forget the "War Eagles".

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/runswithxissors/16951_791398214541_7009520_44298663.jpg)
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 08, 2010, 06:01:49 PM
Already posted this once, but it is worth repeating... what about this basic, blessedly simple explanation??

These kids go through recruitment talking about "Auburn University" - their mail comes from "Auburn University" - their new gear comes from "Auburn University".  I doubt they don't know the name of the school.  But now they are playing the up to media hype, dragging out the suspense, right? 

Most colleges are The University of... Miami, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Mississippi, Kentucky (insert your preference here).

Our school is Auburn University.  The first word is kind of a giveaway - not much of a chance for a fan of The University of __________ to gets his hopes up for one brief shining moment before they are crushed to bits when they hear the word Auburn...

That is the take I have had on this from the get-go...  give them the benefit of the doubt, for Pete's sake, and I don't even know Pete...

This comment is 100% valid if and only if you can provide a link or quote of a recruit saying "The University of LSU."
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: The Prowler on February 08, 2010, 06:44:35 PM
This comment is 100% valid if and only if you can provide a link or quote of a recruit saying "The University of LSU."
I've never heard a recruit say that they were going to commit/sign with Louisiana State University, it's always "I'm committing or signing with LSU".

How about FSU?  I've never heard a recruit say "I'm committing or signing with Florida State University".  I've heard them say Florida State or FSU.....Hell, even the German, DE Bejorn Werner, said that he was going to Florida State.

What about UCLA?  I've never heard anyone say that they're going to commit or sign with the University of California, Los Angeles.  I've heard them say UCLA.

Should I keep going?  Because I can.

Do you think Georgia Tech fans are mad when a recruit doesn't say that he'll be committing to the Georgia Institute of Technology?
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 08, 2010, 08:22:01 PM
I've never heard a recruit say that they were going to commit/sign with Louisiana State University, it's always "I'm committing or signing with LSU".

How about FSU?  I've never heard a recruit say "I'm committing or signing with Florida State University".  I've heard them say Florida State or FSU.....Hell, even the German, DE Bejorn Werner, said that he was going to Florida State.

What about UCLA?  I've never heard anyone say that they're going to commit or sign with the University of California, Los Angeles.  I've heard them say UCLA.

Should I keep going?  Because I can.

Do you think Georgia Tech fans are mad when a recruit doesn't say that he'll be committing to the Georgia Institute of Technology?

Completely wrong argument. FSU and LSU are RECOGNIZED names for those programs and universities. Georgia Institute of Technology is the official name but is often referred to as Georgia Tech.

"The University of Auburn"  is never - NEVER - an acceptable or known correct reference to Auburn University under any circumstance.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: The Prowler on February 08, 2010, 09:32:13 PM
Completely wrong argument. FSU and LSU are RECOGNIZED names for those programs and universities. Georgia Institute of Technology is the official name but is often referred to as Georgia Tech.

"The University of Auburn"  is never - NEVER - an acceptable or known correct reference to Auburn University under any circumstance.
How about the War Eagles?  That seems to have caught on too.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 08, 2010, 09:45:57 PM
I've never heard a recruit say that they were going to commit/sign with Louisiana State University, it's always "I'm committing or signing with LSU".

How about FSU?  I've never heard a recruit say "I'm committing or signing with Florida State University".  I've heard them say Florida State or FSU.....Hell, even the German, DE Bejorn Werner, said that he was going to Florida State.

What about UCLA?  I've never heard anyone say that they're going to commit or sign with the University of California, Los Angeles.  I've heard them say UCLA.

Should I keep going?  Because I can.

Do you think Georgia Tech fans are mad when a recruit doesn't say that he'll be committing to the Georgia Institute of Technology?

I'm not really sure how this is applicable to the point I was trying to make.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 08, 2010, 09:54:47 PM
How about the War Eagles?  That seems to have caught on too.

You are as thick as a stack of IHOP pancakes, bro.  :nagger:
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: The Prowler on February 08, 2010, 10:08:00 PM
You are as thick as a stack of IHOP pancakes, bro.  :nagger:
Mmmmmm, IHOP pancakes with strawberrys on top.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 08, 2010, 11:10:13 PM
This comment is 100% valid if and only if you can provide a link or quote of a recruit saying "The University of LSU."

LSU, FSU, USC - those abbreviations are more common than the full school name. (Some of those kids may not even know what LSU or FSU stands for...)  No one says "AU" or "UA" or "UK" except as short hand on a message board.

Did not say it was right.   BUt these kids plan this shit out.  When you look at it from an objective POV, it makes sense... one more moment of drama llama.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: GH2001 on February 08, 2010, 11:54:26 PM
Mmmmmm, IHOP pancakes with strawberrys on top.

And maple syrup with some pork patties....mmmm mmmm.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Kaos on February 09, 2010, 08:12:43 AM
BAAAHAAAHAAA... 

Prowler attempts to prove someone wrong by giving examples that support their argument. 

HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA

Here's a recreation:

THS- There were lots of good looking women on Charlies Angels.

Prowler: Idiot. There was Farrah, Kate, Cheryl, Jacklyn. Should I go on? Because I can.

BAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA.

Fail. Hahahahaha


I've never heard a recruit say that they were going to commit/sign with Louisiana State University, it's always "I'm committing or signing with LSU".

How about FSU?  I've never heard a recruit say "I'm committing or signing with Florida State University".  I've heard them say Florida State or FSU.....Hell, even the German, DE Bejorn Werner, said that he was going to Florida State.

What about UCLA?  I've never heard anyone say that they're going to commit or sign with the University of California, Los Angeles.  I've heard them say UCLA.

Should I keep going?  Because I can.

Do you think Georgia Tech fans are mad when a recruit doesn't say that he'll be committing to the Georgia Institute of Technology?
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: The Prowler on February 09, 2010, 11:32:44 AM
The point is the University of Auburn is batting 1.000 in get recruit's commitments....and I don't fucking care how the recruit says that he's committing to play for the Plainsmen, just as long as he knows the name before he graduates.  Plus, there's a possibility that, like TW stated, the recruits are somewhat toying with their peers..."I'm committing to the University of....(fans thoughts...well that rules out Texas Tech, Texas a&m and Auburn....that leaves only one, aluhbamuh!!!)....Auburn!!!! War Eagle."
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Thrilla on February 09, 2010, 11:59:20 AM
Wait...I thought we were The Plainsmen?
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: wesfau2 on February 09, 2010, 12:06:20 PM
Wait...I thought we were The Plainsmen?

C'mon....we're the War PlainsTigers.

Get that shit straight.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Godfather on February 09, 2010, 12:14:12 PM
:drama:
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 09, 2010, 12:36:09 PM
The point is the University of Auburn is batting 1.000 in get recruit's commitments....and I don't fucking care how the recruit says that he's committing to play for the Plainsmen, just as long as he knows the name before he graduates.  Plus, there's a possibility that, like TW stated, the recruits are somewhat toying with their peers..."I'm committing to the University of....(fans thoughts...well that rules out Texas Tech, Texas a&m and Auburn....that leaves only one, aluhbamuh!!!)....Auburn!!!! War Eagle."

I hate the off-season. I hate it more when I start stupid threads. I need to go dip seven times in Lake Martin to cleanse myself.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: RWS on February 09, 2010, 12:38:00 PM
:drama:
Here's a llama, there's a llama, everywhere a llama llama!
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: RWS on February 09, 2010, 12:39:22 PM
Here is my attempt at derailing this thread. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hddCpJ8MfVo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hddCpJ8MfVo#)
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: jadennis on February 09, 2010, 01:26:33 PM
"some guy"?  RWS, is this like one of those things where you say "I have a friend who....", and you really mean it's about you?  Are you "some guy" in this video?  This is what you do between posts isn't it.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: RWS on February 09, 2010, 01:31:02 PM
"some guy"?  RWS, is this like one of those things where you say "I have a friend who....", and you really mean it's about you?  Are you "some guy" in this video?  This is what you do between posts isn't it.
I'm an Alabama fan. I beat my wife between posts, thank you very much.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 09, 2010, 01:40:49 PM
I'm an Alabama fan, but I have never been to a fucking Alabama game.I beat my wife between posts, thank you very much.

FTFY
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: RWS on February 09, 2010, 01:50:04 PM
FTFY
+1
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 09, 2010, 01:59:08 PM
+1

Give your wife the ole one two.  :box:
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: RWS on February 09, 2010, 02:30:51 PM
Give your wife the ole one two.  :box:
She came close on a few games. I've never seen her so thankful for a 370 lb black man.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Mr. Sensible on February 09, 2010, 02:32:39 PM
She came close on a few games. I've never seen her so thankful for a 370 lb black man.

Bet you she could get lost in those rolls...

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1001/nfl.cfb.senior.bowl.practice/images/terrence-cody-weigh-in.jpg)
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: AUChizad on February 09, 2010, 02:32:45 PM
She came close on a few games. I've never seen her so thankful for a 370 lb black man.
Key word: seen.

What you don't know is the problem.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: jadennis on February 09, 2010, 03:05:00 PM
She came close on a few games. I've never seen her so thankful for a 203 lb white man.

You're wife is thankful for Daniel Lincoln, the kicker that used a putter instead of a 5-iron to kick that last kick.

One of these guys could have made that block.

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_02/talkR0804_800x564.jpg)
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Godfather on February 09, 2010, 03:22:08 PM
Bet you she could get lost in those rolls...

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1001/nfl.cfb.senior.bowl.practice/images/terrence-cody-weigh-in.jpg)
Question: Whats the framing square for?
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: Saniflush on February 09, 2010, 03:49:32 PM
Question: Whats the framing square for?

Nothing on him
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: The Prowler on February 09, 2010, 05:31:01 PM
Bet you she could get lost in those rolls...

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1001/nfl.cfb.senior.bowl.practice/images/terrence-cody-weigh-in.jpg)

Official weight....370lbs. of chewed up bubble gum.  BTW, nice spandex.
Title: Re: Chizik and company need to teach the recruits the name
Post by: GH2001 on February 10, 2010, 10:09:31 PM
Official weight....370lbs. of chewed up bubble gum.  BTW, nice spandex.

Doesnt look like he has anything to expose either...no harm no foul.