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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Saniflush on February 01, 2010, 03:17:58 PM
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Even though you obviously have some identity crisis issues welcome to the board. Please report to Jumbo with your dog for initiation.
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Welcome to the X schizo! Now go fist yourself! Post often :thumbsup:
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Welcome to the X. Jumbo's been hoping you would join teh board.
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Newbies have to clean the shitter.
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Yes, Welcome, State of Tennessee fan.
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Not only will I post often, but I will fist myself often...after cleaning the toilet with my bare hands. I assume that this is the proper order of completing tasks as a newbie; I'd expect nothing less from this crowd. As for my initiation with Jumbo, I humbly request the opportunity to substitute a cat. It's just how I roll.
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Is it possible for a cat to survive a fisting from Jumbo?
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Is it possible for a cat to survive a fisting from Jumbo?
I took it to mean he wants a catting rather than a fisting. Whatever floats your boat, VV.
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Not only will I post often, but I will fist myself often...after cleaning the toilet with my bare hands. I assume that this is the proper order of completing tasks as a newbie; I'd expect nothing less from this crowd. As for my initiation with Jumbo, I humbly request the opportunity to substitute a cat. It's just how I roll.
Actually, the order of tasks for a newbie also includes giving me a hand job. After fisting yourself and cleaning the shit toilet barehanded, of course. That's how I roll.
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Newbies have to clean the shitter.
What's scarier about this is that someone clicked on it (viewed 1 time), so that they could see that shit up close.
Nice.
:bc:
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Actually, the order of tasks for a newbie also includes giving me a hand job. After fisting yourself and cleaning the shit toilet barehanded, of course. That's how I roll.
You dirty sonofabitch.
What's scarier about this is that someone clicked on it (viewed 1 time), so that they could see that shit up close.
Nice.
:bc:
What I'm still trying to figure out is...why is the guy in the bathtub? I mean, I would think he could get a better angle on cleaning the toilet if he was located on the bathroom floor instead of jammed up in the shower.
Oh yeah, Welcome Vandy Vol. Hope you're into scat.
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What's scarier about this is that someone clicked on it (viewed 1 time), so that they could see that shit up close.
Nice.
:bc:
That's why its the X.
Welcome confused Hillbilly, now go post something worth looking at in the concourse.
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What's scarier about this is that someone clicked on it (viewed 1 time), so that they could see that shit up close.
My money is on AWK. He has a bit of a scat fetish. And by a bit of a scat fetish, I mean he pays me money to freeze-dry my shit for him.
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Had I known you were from Tennessee, I would taken some time to malign both your teams while Chad was in search of the perfect parking space.
Welcome, Vandy Vol!
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What the fuck is a Vandy Vol?
Is that like a Rebel Dawg or a Clemson Cock?
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What the fuck is a Vandy Vol?
Is that like a Rebel Dawg or a Clemson Cock?
You said fuck, cock, and dawg in the same post.
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What the fuck is a Vandy Vol?
It was a typo - I think he meant Dandy Doll. You know how AWK likes teh girly men.
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What the fuck is a Vandy Vol?
Is that like a Rebel Dawg or a Clemson Cock?
People misconstrue the actual relationship between Vanderbilt University and the University of Tennessee. Comparing "Vandy Vol" to "Rebel Dawg" and "Clemson Cock" is like stating that the Gamecocks have a heated rivalry with the Paladins of Furman. The fact that we're in the same state doesn't suddenly make us bitter enemies. I would almost guarantee that any Volunteer fan would tell you that their hatred of Alabama, Georgia, Florida and possibly even Kentucky exceeds that of their dislike of Vanderbilt on game day.
Of course, Vanderbilt and Tennessee do play every year, and it is typically the last game, so there's obviously the attempt to make it an actual rivalry, but you can barely call it a rivalry when Vandy fans fail to even show up at their own stadium. At most, you can claim that Vanderbilt is the Dungeons and Dragons playing brother of UT who is angered by being bullied, but at the same time realizes the futility of even caring enough to do anything about it.
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At most, you can claim that Vanderbilt is the Dungeons and Dragons playing brother of UT who is angered by being bullied, but at the same time realizes the futility of even caring enough to do anything about it.
This explains a lot. About you, and the people you apparently hang around with.
Fucking Dungeons and Dragon douchebags.
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This explains a lot. About you, and the people you apparently hang around with.
Fucking Dungeons and Dragon douchebags.
Don't make me pull out my fucking level 12 dwarf mage...
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This explains a lot. About you, and the people you apparently hang around with.
Fucking Dungeons and Dragon douchebags.
Don't you have some innocent people to be beating?
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Don't you have some innocent people to be beating?
http://68.213.89.230/smartweb/ViewImageFull.aspx?ecsoid=ECSO10MNI000368 (http://68.213.89.230/smartweb/ViewImageFull.aspx?ecsoid=ECSO10MNI000368)
Kidding aside, that ^^^^ motherfucker almost killed me yesterday. Very, very bad shit. Headline of most news networks kind of bad shit. New case law, bad kind of shit.
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http://68.213.89.230/smartweb/ViewImageFull.aspx?ecsoid=ECSO10MNI000368 (http://68.213.89.230/smartweb/ViewImageFull.aspx?ecsoid=ECSO10MNI000368)
Kidding aside, that ^^^^ motherfucker almost killed me yesterday. Very, very bad shit. Headline of most news networks kind of bad shit. New case law, bad kind of shit.
Looks like a Reece City meth cooker.
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http://68.213.89.230/smartweb/ViewImageFull.aspx?ecsoid=ECSO10MNI000368 (http://68.213.89.230/smartweb/ViewImageFull.aspx?ecsoid=ECSO10MNI000368)
Kidding aside, that ^^^^ motherfucker almost killed me yesterday. Very, very bad shit. Headline of most news networks kind of bad shit. New case law, bad kind of shit.
Looks like a skinhead.
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Looks like a Reece City meth cooker.
Gallant.
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Gallant.
Close. I shoot skeet in Altoona pretty frequently. There are a bunch of folks up that way that look like they could take on 3 or 4 tasers without flinching.
What happened?
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Looks like a skinhead.
Coulda been a crackhead that got hold of the wrong stuff!
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Don't make me pull out my phuking level 12 dwarf mage...
It sounds like he's not scared of you Token, I think you have been challenged.
http://68.213.89.230/smartweb/ViewImageFull.aspx?ecsoid=ECSO10MNI000368 (http://68.213.89.230/smartweb/ViewImageFull.aspx?ecsoid=ECSO10MNI000368)
Kidding aside, that ^^^^ motherphuker almost killed me yesterday. Very, very bad poop. Headline of most news networks kind of bad poop. New case law, bad kind of poop.
You said almost, so spill the details. How bad did you fuck him up?
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It sounds like he's not scared of you Token, I think you have been challenged.
The only dwarf in his possession rest between his legs. Vandy Vol. Sounds more like War Tiger to me.
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It sounds like he's not scared of you Token, I think you have been challenged.
You said almost, so spill the details. How bad did you fuck him up?
Don't you see the scratch marks on his neck. Token almost broke one nail.
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The only dwarf in his possession rest between his legs.
It's actually a night elf mohawk, sucka!
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Don't you see the scratch marks on his neck. Token almost broke one nail.
(http://www.outdoorpros.com/images/prod/1/59300-019-S.jpg)
I'm tactical. I don't break nails or leave fingerprints.
Bitch.
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It's actually a night elf mohawk, sucka!
Aside from being a nerdy bitch and hanging out with douchebag lawyers, I like your style.
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(http://www.outdoorpros.com/images/prod/1/59300-019-S.jpg)
I'm tactical. I don't break nails or leave fingerprints.
Bitch.
And he will shoot your ass in the back of the head..........which is why I haven't logged on in three weeks.
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Aside from being a nerdy bitch and hanging out with douchebag lawyers, I like your style.
Correction: I'm a nerdy bitch AND a douchebag lawyer. The libel lawsuit's in the mail.
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Correction: I'm a nerdy bitch AND a douchebag lawyer. The libel lawsuit's in the mail.
Another attorney? Is this supposed to be Harvey's replacement? You got some big shoes to fill, brother. Big shoes.
Of course, you're halfway there with the law degree and dwarf dick.
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Another attorney? Is this supposed to be Harvey's replacement? You got some big shoes to fill, brother. Big shoes.
Of course, you're halfway there with the law degree and dwarf dick night elf mohawk wang.
I fill shoes and dude's assholes. Who wants a mustache ride?
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I fill shoes and dude's assholes. Who wants a mustache ride?
Douchebags unite! Let's cross weiners for good luck!
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I fill shoes and dude's assholes. Who wants a mustache ride?
Up in the club like damn that's hott. Welcome Brad, Call me at 1-900-Fist-A-Lot we can fist those nasty thoughts.
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Up in the club like damn that's hott. Welcome Brad, Call me at 1-900-Fist-A-Lot we can fist those nasty thoughts.
Spit that shit.
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Spit that shit.
All the rapper's in the top 10 please allow me to fist the.
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All the rapper's in the top 10 please allow me to fist the.
I once got fisted in a Burger King bathroom, I'm sick with it, straight gangsta mack.
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In the 69 my fisty nose will tickle your rear
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In the 69 my fisty nose will tickle your rear
69?
More like L7.
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In the 69 my fisty nose will tickle your rear
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed, Big like a fisting, I'm still getting paid.
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I'm spunky, I like my fistings lumpy
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First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I've been fisted
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I'm still gettin' my fist in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
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The Newbie dance is your chance to do the fist, Fist me baby.
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Alright stop. Collaborate and listen. Jumbo's back and it's time for a fistin'.
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To the extreme I lock a fist like a vandal
Light up a stage and stick it in like a candle
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Deadly when I play a fist melody
Anything less than 18 is a felony
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The block was dead, yo,
So I continued to A-1-A, Fistmyasshole
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Jumbo's out with his fist
Shoves it in your dog up to the wrist
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Now the fistin' isn't over, but all the shit is dried up,
Jumbo fistin' dudes in the butt gettin' fired up,
Lookin' for the fellow that makes him really horny,
A fist for a fist, so now your ass is what you owe me.
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One and One we'll be fisting some fun
In the bed room all day, and all of the night
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Somebody say...Heeeey, we want some fistin'
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Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those fists were fast as lightning
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Don't call it a comeback!
I've fisted for years!
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We in that sunshine state with the bomb ass fistees,
The state where ya never find an asshole empty,
And pimps be on a mission for them teens,
Lean mean fist-fuckin'-machines servin' fiends.
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I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a knuckle outta me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' F.I.S.T.
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I challenge someone to do a Young MC version.
Ready...
Go.
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I've been in the game ten years making rap tunes,
Now I'm fisting honeys wearing Sassoon.
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I challenge someone to do a Young MC version.
Ready...
Go.
You're on a mission, and you're wishin'
Someone could cure your need for fistin'.
You're lookin' for love in all the wrong places,
Fistin' girls with ugly faces.
From frustration, first inclination,
Is to become a monk and leave the fist station.
But every dark ass has a lighter hope,
So don't fist yourself with a bar of soap.
Some guys are fistin', so you chipped in,
Could care less about the five guys you slipped in.
Theater gets dark just to start the show,
When you spot a fine woman sittin' in your row
She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello,
Come sit next to me you fist fellow."
You run over there and find out she's a dude
And what comes next,
HEY FIST A DUDE!
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I hate the offseason. It can go fist itself.
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You're on a mission, and you're wishin'
Someone could cure your need for fistin'.
You're lookin' for love in all the wrong places,
Fistin' girls with ugly faces.
From frustration, first inclination,
Is to become a monk and leave the fist station.
But every dark ass has a lighter hope,
So don't fist yourself with a bar of soap.
Some guys are fistin', so you chipped in,
Could care less about the five guys you slipped in.
Theater gets dark just to start the show,
When you spot a fine woman sittin' in your row
She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello,
Come sit next to me you fist fellow."
You run over there and find out she's a dude
And what comes next,
HEY FIST A DUDE!
Impressive.
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My MIND is telling me nooooooooo,
But my fist, my fist is telling me yessssssss
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My MIND is telling me nooooooooo,
But my fist, my fist is telling me yessssssss
Baby, I don't want to hurt nobody,
but there is something that I must confesssssssssssssss...
To you...
I don't see nothing wrong,
With a little fist and grind.
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You got fists to the left
Fists to the right
And you're the only butt in town...
Cannot believe I am playing along...
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Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to get a fisting soon
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Out on bail fresh outta jail, California fistin'
Soon as I stepped on the scene, I'm fistin' hoochies screamin
Fistin' for money and alcohol
the life of a west side playa where cowards die and its all fist
Only in Cali where we fist not rally to live and die
In L.A. we wearin Chucks not Ballies (that's right)
Dressed in Locs and khaki suits and ride is what we do
Fistin' but have caution we collide with other crews
Fistin cause we program worldwide
Let'em recognize from Long Beach to Rosecrans
Fistin' and grindin like a slow jam, it's west side
So you know the row won't bow down to no man
Say what you say
But give me that bomb beat from Dre
Let me fist the streets of L.A.
From Oakland to Fisttown
The Bay Area and back down
Cali is where they put they fist down
Give me love!