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Title: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: Tiger Six on February 02, 2008, 06:39:22 PM
She's ****ing Matt Damon!

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Title: Re: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: Lurking Tiger on February 02, 2008, 07:05:05 PM
She's ****ing Matt Damon!

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That YouTube feature is Hell trying to figure out.
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: Ogre on February 02, 2008, 07:08:34 PM
Let me help a brotha out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KUowJzpgxs
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: Tiger Six on February 02, 2008, 07:10:48 PM
That YouTube feature is Hell trying to figure out.

I am an idiot. 

It was the tasty burger I had yesterday for lunch.  It came at me so fast, it just messed me up...
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: Jumbo on February 03, 2008, 03:19:09 AM
Let me help a brotha out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KUowJzpgxs
That was funny as hell!
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: wesfau on February 05, 2008, 12:08:32 PM
I want to do evil, naughty, nasty things to Sarah. 
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 05, 2008, 12:18:26 PM
I want to do evil, naughty, nasty things to Sarah. 

Sarah Silverman seems like the kind of girl that has a HUGE bush and whose pussy stinks!!!
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: wesfau on February 05, 2008, 12:22:24 PM
Sarah Silverman seems like the kind of girl that has a HUGE bush and whose pussy stinks!!!

Anti-semite.
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: Saniflush on February 05, 2008, 12:24:51 PM
I am an idiot. 

It was the tasty burger I had yesterday for lunch.  It came at me so fast, it just messed me up...

Good job.  Only four days late and in your own thread no doubt.

http://tigersx.net/forum/index.php?topic=491.15
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on February 05, 2008, 05:52:33 PM
Sarah Silverman seems like the kind of girl that has a HUGE bush and whose pussy stinks!!!

Sounds like you have had a stinky one yourself.
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 05, 2008, 06:14:34 PM
Sounds like you have had a stinky one yourself.

You never been with a chick back in the day when things are getting hot and heavy, you guys are rubbing on each other, she is rubbing all over you, you her...so you get your hands down her pants and start playing with the poo nanny a bit. She seems to like it and you think you may want to munch on a little carpet but you need to check out the situation a bit before you committ. You have a couple of choices:

A) Bring your hand out of her pants and get a whiff of your finger to decide whether to go further

or

B) Procede in taking off the pants but leave on the panties. When the pants are off, kiss down to the stomach and slowly creep down with panties still on to see if everything seems OK to procede.

I haven't been with too many that I have had to turn and go the ther way with bt I know for a fact there have been a couple. And the strange thing, it wasn't the freaks...it was like it was the nice wholesome girls that didn't think they were going to give it up anyway so they didn't take care of themselves...
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: wesfau on February 05, 2008, 10:10:42 PM
And the strange thing, it wasn't the freaks...it was like it was the nice wholesome girls that didn't think they were going to give it up anyway so they didn't take care of themselves...


So what is it about Silverman screams "nice wholesome girl"?  She is a woman who wrote a song for her boyfriend wherein she proclaims that she's engaged in an affair with another man.  She routinely makes shit and fart jokes.  She is naaaaaaasty....in such a good way.
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: Jumbo on February 06, 2008, 05:38:12 AM
Sarah Silverman seems like the kind of girl that has a HUGE bush and whose pussy stinks!!!
Just buy her a razor and some soap?
Title: Re: Sarah Silverman breaks the news to Jimmy Kimmel...
Post by: Saniflush on February 06, 2008, 07:42:41 AM
Just buy her a razor and some soap?

So many times in life the simple solution eludes us.