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Title: You guys arent a (someone mustve changed the b to a p)unch of pussies, are you?
Post by: LivnonaPryr on December 19, 2009, 03:37:54 PM
It looks as if I will be banned from my second AU message board, def. not a e-badass, but I do like to argue.  My question is are you all a bunch of thin skinned little bitches like the pussies on wareagleauburn.com?
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 19, 2009, 03:54:18 PM
Add the accomplishment to your Christmas letter; it's obviously a tremendous feat in your life. Put it in the paragraph right below the one where you tell the reader how you fucked yourself in da mouf.
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Post by: boartitz on December 19, 2009, 04:02:02 PM
What the fuck is this all about?
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Post by: The Prowler on December 19, 2009, 04:06:57 PM
Nice name....Faggot
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Post by: Birmingham on December 19, 2009, 04:08:40 PM
It looks as if I will be banned from my second AU message board, def. not a e-badass, but I do like to argue.  My question is are you all a bunch of thin skinned little bitches like the pussies on wareagleauburn.com?

Dude, call me when you get to 18 AU message boards.  In the world of bannedable shit talking message board tools you're pre-cum.
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Post by: Tiger Wench on December 19, 2009, 04:09:38 PM
Rather than get pissed at the challenge implied in the title of your post, I will just assume it was written with a tone of awestruck admiration and respect. However bad you think you are, the bad has not yet been invented that could get your sorry ass kicked off this board. We have buried bigger epenises than yours.

Best of luck trying tho, asshole.    
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Post by: LivnonaPryr on December 19, 2009, 04:11:41 PM
That's what I like to hear...
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Post by: Birmingham on December 19, 2009, 04:13:31 PM
Couple starter questions for pre-cum.

1)  What do you think of Gene Chizik?
2)  Do you wish Tuberville was still coach?
3)  Will you cheer for Alabama in the Title game?
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: LivnonaPryr on December 19, 2009, 04:26:37 PM
I hated the hire of CGC at first, but I cant help but be impressed w/ what he has doen at AU.  I was not quite as bad as the airport heckler.

I am ashamed to say I was not one of the ones that wanted him gone initially. I thought he just needed to get his shit together, get a real OC (imagine if Tubs hired Malzahn not Frankles).  Now that the new shit (depleted roster) has come to light I am thinking why didnt we get rid of him a year ago?

I wont know how i truly feel until it starts.  On the one hand, I have friends and family who are tide fans, but secretly I love to watch them suffer.  On the other hand, if it helps the local economy I am all for it.  If this happens I will find a way to dismiss their accomplishment based on cheating & favoritism.
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 19, 2009, 04:37:19 PM
I hated the hire of CGC at first, but I cant help but be impressed w/ what he has doen at AU.  I was not quite as bad as the airport heckler.

I am ashamed to say I was not one of the ones that wanted him gone initially. I thought he just needed to get his shit together, get a real OC (imagine if Tubs hired Malzahn not Frankles).  Now that the new shit (depleted roster) has come to light I am thinking why didnt we get rid of him a year ago?

I wont know how i truly feel until it starts.  On the one hand, I have friends and family who are tide fans, but secretly I love to watch them suffer.  On the other hand, if it helps the local economy I am all for it.  If this happens I will find a way to dismiss their accomplishment based on cheating & favoritism.

You will fit in fine. Oh yeah, fuck you. Give your dog to Jumbo...
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: jadennis on December 19, 2009, 04:38:55 PM
...but secretly I love to watch them suffer..
:blink:

Secretly?  Sounds like you're the puss.

Oh, and welcome to the board.  WDE.
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Post by: The Prowler on December 19, 2009, 04:39:56 PM
:blink:

Secretly?  Sounds like you're the puss.

Oh, and welcome to the board.  WDE.
And, Boom goes the dynamite
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Post by: LivnonaPryr on December 19, 2009, 04:49:10 PM
Dont mistake my kindness for weakness...
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Post by: Kaos on December 19, 2009, 04:59:41 PM
Not too far from where I am. Hated the hire but have put the shotgun down for the time being. It's still loaded and I can reach it though.

Will never be glad Tuberville is gone unless he makes a point to fuck us over down the road. Remain confident he could have unfucked what was fucked. The Franklin hire was the right idea but just poor execution. Wrong man. But the hire showed he was willing to make a bold move to boost the offense.

Fuck Alabama. If they were playing Dave Matthews I would download all his songs. 
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 19, 2009, 05:06:57 PM

Fuck Alabama. If they were playing Dave Matthews I would download all his songs. 

I knew you'd come around...
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: jadennis on December 19, 2009, 05:19:43 PM
Dude, call me when you get to 18 AU message boards.  In the world of bannedable poop talking message board tools you're pre-cum.

Are you the climax of said "shit talking message board dicks"?

And 18?  That actually is impressive in a pitiful way.  Can you name them?  Just curious. 
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: LivnonaPryr on December 19, 2009, 05:22:48 PM
Just noticed Vagisil referenced seminal fluid... Wow that was pretty out there.  This is just like home.
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 19, 2009, 05:27:47 PM
Just noticed Vagisil referenced seminal fluid... Wow that was pretty out there.  This is just like home.

The really really funny thing is that you just called him Vagisil.........
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: LivnonaPryr on December 19, 2009, 05:30:29 PM
Something you want to say there chief?
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: jadennis on December 19, 2009, 05:31:57 PM
Just noticed Vagisil referenced seminal fluid... Wow that was pretty out there.  This is just like home.

He's one of our resident Bama fans.  His name used to be "Birmingham" until he recently changed it to Vagisil.  No one knows why exactly, but it fits, so we don't ask questions.

Actually it was changed for him, then there was a poll as to what his name should be....Vagisil won out.  "Chief" was just finding it amusing that you called him by that name, not knowing any different.  
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Post by: boartitz on December 19, 2009, 05:49:17 PM
This could be Vagisil. Don't yall do ISP checks? It's fun to out the multiple accounts. Especially when they get to bantering back and forth amongst themself.
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Post by: The Prowler on December 19, 2009, 05:55:28 PM
Well, birmingham, it looks like your name has stuck....HAHA.
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Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 19, 2009, 05:56:37 PM
Bon Jovi sucks no matter how many times we play it at our home games.   :haha:
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: LivnonaPryr on December 19, 2009, 06:00:22 PM
That is funny.
He's one of our resident Bama fans.  His name used to be "Birmingham" until he recently changed it to Vagisil.  No one knows why exactly, but it fits, so we don't ask questions.

Actually it was changed for him, then there was a poll as to what his name should be....Vagisil won out.  "Chief" was just finding it amusing that you called him by that name, not knowing any different.  
Bon Jovi sucks no matter how many times we play it at our home games.   :haha:
Not a fan of Bon Jovi, didnt even know he was the artist.  How did you come up with your message board alias?   
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 19, 2009, 06:05:02 PM
That is funny. Not a fan of Bon Jovi, didnt even know he was the artist.  How did you come up with your message board alias?   

About seven years ago I was learning two songs on the guitar.  One was named Town Hall Shuffle and the other was Stompin' at the Savoy.  I had to create a login for something, and it just stuck.  Townhallsavoy. 

Interesting, I know.
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Post by: The Prowler on December 19, 2009, 06:15:23 PM
Not a fan of Bon Jovi, didnt even know he was the artist.    

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a383/shaz_/loldog.jpg)
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: LivnonaPryr on December 19, 2009, 06:19:31 PM
About seven years ago I was learning two songs on the guitar.  One was named Town Hall Shuffle and the other was Stompin' at the Savoy.  I had to create a login for something, and it just stuck.  Townhallsavoy. 

Interesting, I know.

Names gotta come from somewhere...
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: djsimp on December 19, 2009, 08:56:10 PM
It looks as if I will be banned from my second AU message board, def. not a e-badass, but I do like to argue.  My question is are you all a bunch of thin skinned little bitches like the pussies on wareagleauburn.com?

Phuk you mutherphukin ass bitch. Suck the fumundachesse from my nutz sack you pussy ass ho.

Glad you could make it over here and War Eagle.
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Post by: LivnonaPryr on December 19, 2009, 09:13:29 PM
Why cant we say fuck?
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Post by: jesus on December 19, 2009, 09:47:20 PM

Just noticed Vagisil referenced seminal fluid... Wow that was pretty out there.  This is just like home.



I'm gonna guess that your dad and granddad were both sailors and you come from a whole long line of semen.
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Post by: Token on December 19, 2009, 11:31:33 PM
About seven years ago I was learning two songs on the guitar.  One was named Town Hall Shuffle and the other was Stompin' at the Savoy.  I had to create a login for something, and it just stuck.  Townhallsavoy. 

Interesting, I know.

Good to know. 

But the appropriate response would have been, "It's the last comprehensible word(s) your mother was able to mutter before blacking out from the sensational, yet horrifying, paroxysmal excitement of having my throbbing, penile extension of heavenly goodness, in, or around, the perimeters of her labia minora." 
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 20, 2009, 12:39:15 AM
Brother, the resident pussies around here have got more game than you have displayed thus far.

Go fuck yourself and step it up you piece of shit. War Eagle.
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Post by: bottomfeeder on December 20, 2009, 01:17:52 AM
Good to know. 

But the appropriate response would have been, "It's the last comprehensible word(s) your mother was able to mutter before blacking out from the sensational, yet horrifying, paroxysmal excitement of having my throbbing, penile extension of heavenly goodness, in, or around, the perimeters of her labia minora." 
:rofl:
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: LivnonaPryr on December 20, 2009, 01:37:24 AM
Good to know. 

But the appropriate response would have been, "It's the last comprehensible word(s) your mother was able to mutter before blacking out from the sensational, yet horrifying, paroxysmal excitement of having my throbbing, penile extension of heavenly goodness, in, or around, the perimeters of her labia minora." 

I bet you get all the ladies w/ that line...
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 20, 2009, 02:58:23 AM
I wont know how i truly feel until it starts.  On the one hand, I have friends and family who are tide fans, but secretly I love to watch them suffer.  On the other hand, if it helps the local economy I am all for it.  If this happens I will find a way to dismiss their accomplishment based on cheating & favoritism.

Pussy
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Post by: Jumbo on December 20, 2009, 03:37:36 AM
It looks as if I will be banned from my second AU message board, def. not a e-badass, but I do like to argue.  My question is are you all a bunch of thin skinned little bitches like the pussies on wareagleauburn.com?
Welcome, you piece of shit. You/your dog have a welcome fisting coming.....hard.
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Post by: AWK on December 20, 2009, 04:31:45 AM
Good to know. 

But the appropriate response would have been, "It's the last comprehensible word(s) your mother was able to mutter before blacking out from the sensational, yet horrifying, paroxysmal excitement of having my throbbing, penile extension of heavenly goodness, in, or around, the perimeters of her labia minora." 
:hug:
Title: Re: You guys arent a punch of pussies, are you?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 20, 2009, 08:42:41 AM
Why cant we say fuck?

You can turn the language filter off. 

Find it yourself.
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Post by: Token on December 20, 2009, 09:20:41 AM
You can turn the language filter off. 

Find it yourself.

Or, he can create 3 more separate threads asking the same fucking question until someone finally acknowledges him.
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Post by: Jumbo on December 20, 2009, 09:37:04 AM
Or, he can create 3 more separate threads asking the same fucking question until someone finally acknowledges him.
you got game today, Thanks for keeping me entertained during my 3 hour road trip with the in-laws. Now go kill folks on COD you fuckin' nerd.
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Post by: djsimp on December 20, 2009, 10:16:26 AM
...my 3 hour road trip with the in-laws...
:puke:
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Post by: RWS on December 20, 2009, 11:31:13 AM
Why cant we say fuck?
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

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Post by: Jumbo on December 20, 2009, 05:45:11 PM
:puke:
The X and the Headphones have kept me sane.
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Post by: boartitz on December 20, 2009, 05:52:56 PM
The X and the Headphones have kept me sane.
That and scratching the monitor and smelling fish.
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Post by: Jumbo on December 20, 2009, 06:09:57 PM
BTW, What the fuck is a punch of pussies?
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Post by: The Prowler on December 20, 2009, 06:13:34 PM
BTW, What the fuck is a punch of pussies?
LOL, was gonna ask the same thing...

I guess livinonaprayer needs to learn how to fuckin' spell before he trys to make a splash on this board.....this board ain't like all the others.
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Post by: djsimp on December 20, 2009, 06:46:23 PM
BTW, What the phuk is a punch of pussies?

Would that be called, "Sex on the Bitch"?
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Post by: Jumbo on December 20, 2009, 06:59:30 PM
Would that be called, "Sex on the Bitch"?
Like a Cocaine nose job?
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Post by: Token on December 20, 2009, 07:10:06 PM
LOL, was gonna ask the same thing...

I guess livinonaprayer needs to learn how to phukin' spell before he trys to make a splash on this board.....this board ain't like all the others.

I googled it.  Below is the most likely answer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErU3GdzVJRA&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErU3GdzVJRA&feature=related#)
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Post by: djsimp on December 20, 2009, 09:09:30 PM
Like a Cocaine nose job?

Yes, and maggots on his sleeve.
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Post by: LivnonaPryr on December 21, 2009, 12:21:12 AM
I see my thread lived 24 hours w/o me... Dont you have anything better to do than edit peoples grammar on a football fan board?
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Post by: Jumbo on December 21, 2009, 12:26:07 AM
I see my thread lived 24 hours w/o me... Dont you have anything better to do than edit peoples grammar on a football fan board?
Don't think so highly of yourself, keep dancin' nubie.
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Post by: jmar on December 21, 2009, 12:53:32 AM
I see my thread lived 24 hours w/o me... Dont you have anything better to do than edit peoples grammar on a football fan board?

NO, you get edited just like the rest of us. Is a "punch of pussies" like a gaggle or a pride?  Welcome!
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Post by: djsimp on December 21, 2009, 09:18:33 AM
NO, you get edited just like the rest of us. Is a "punch of pussies" like a gaggle or a pride?  Welcome!

Again, its something that you drink with naked ho's listening to Beck.
Title: Re: You guys arent a (someone mustve changed the b to a p)unch of pussies, are you?
Post by: Ogre on December 21, 2009, 09:46:08 AM
No one edited the title of this gay-assed thread.  You're just a dumbass.

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Post by: Jumbo on December 21, 2009, 02:19:00 PM
No one edited the title of this gay-assed thread.  You're just a dumbass.


This^^^^
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Post by: LivnonaPryr on December 21, 2009, 10:14:50 PM
Dumbass like a fox...
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Post by: Token on December 21, 2009, 11:52:47 PM
Dumbass like a fox...

If by fox, you mean teenage douchebag who whacks off to the moans of his mother getting her birth canal beat down by every swinging dick with a gram of meth, then yeah. 
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Post by: BZ770 on December 22, 2009, 04:55:15 AM
I see my thread lived 24 hours w/o me... Dont you have anything better to do than edit peoples grammar on a football fan board?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNPIOi2LiQk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNPIOi2LiQk#)



2:20 mark :thumbsup:
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Post by: LivnonaPryr on December 22, 2009, 11:41:42 AM
I shot BIG.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on December 22, 2009, 12:51:53 PM
I shot BIG.

Amatuer. I shot TUPAC
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 22, 2009, 01:00:49 PM
Amatuer. I shot TUPAC
I shot the sherriff.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on December 22, 2009, 01:04:30 PM
Well...I didn't shoot no deputy.
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Post by: djsimp on December 22, 2009, 01:52:16 PM
What does Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Eric Clapton?
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Post by: Godfather on December 22, 2009, 02:58:30 PM
What does Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Eric Clapton?
A woman?
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Post by: Buzz Killington on December 22, 2009, 02:59:56 PM
What does Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Eric Clapton?

I would have said a Necrophiliac, but I'm pretty sure Clapton is still with us.
Title: Re: You guys arent a (someone mustve changed the b to a p)unch of pussies, are you?
Post by: djsimp on December 22, 2009, 03:10:39 PM
Cops, cocaine and crotch critters.
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Post by: Godfather on December 22, 2009, 03:13:43 PM
I said a woman, because you never finished your thought...you never said "in common".  So what does Tupac, Biggie, and Eric Clapton....I would guess a woman has done them.
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Post by: djsimp on December 22, 2009, 03:22:40 PM
I said a woman, because you never finished your thought...you never said "in common".  So what does Tupac, Biggie, and Eric Clapton....I would guess a woman has done them.

Yes you are correct, but I would make that plural. Crotch critters are the women you are referring too but since the women they were with were more or less just "hanging" around for the ride. Cops because, well, the rappers loved them so much and Clapton because he likes to make songs about them (also see crotch critters). Also, the cocaine/crack that all three wrote music about. I guess all three objects are cross generational and demographic.
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Post by: BZ770 on December 23, 2009, 04:03:06 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hURr41XQAMo/Rh44gOVbgEI/AAAAAAAAAGY/tMq61tNgnJY/s400/10101010.bmp)

 :rolleyes:
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Post by: djsimp on December 23, 2009, 10:04:04 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hURr41XQAMo/Rh44gOVbgEI/AAAAAAAAAGY/tMq61tNgnJY/s400/10101010.bmp)

 :rolleyes:

that would be an instant exit stage to the left
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Post by: Saniflush on December 23, 2009, 10:16:47 AM
that would be an instant exit stage to the left

That would be an instant reason to get her to shuck dem panties.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 23, 2009, 03:30:40 PM
that would be an instant exit stage to the left
Fuck that. It'd be easier to kill one. Thump that fucker off then knock it rotten.
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Post by: Saniflush on December 23, 2009, 03:32:13 PM
Fuck that. It'd be easier to kill one. Thump that fucker off then knock it rotten.

Listen to him.  He's a Navy man.
Title: Re: You guys arent a (someone mustve changed the b to a p)unch of pussies, are you?
Post by: djsimp on December 23, 2009, 03:45:28 PM
Hasnt anyone ever told you to not mess with a women that has spiders coming in or out of her vagina. Spiders have babies too.
Title: Re: You guys arent a (someone mustve changed the b to a p)unch of pussies, are y
Post by: Jumbo on December 23, 2009, 04:29:44 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hURr41XQAMo/Rh44gOVbgEI/AAAAAAAAAGY/tMq61tNgnJY/s400/10101010.bmp)

 :rolleyes:
I'd turn her around and work that booty.
Title: Re: You guys arent a (someone mustve changed the b to a p)unch of pussies, are you?
Post by: BZ770 on December 24, 2009, 07:37:03 PM
(http://adage.com/images/bin/image/medium/levis-beast01.jpg)

Nice Grill.
Title: Re: You guys arent a (someone mustve changed the b to a p)unch of pussies, are you?
Post by: BZ770 on December 24, 2009, 07:38:40 PM
(http://www.adrants.com/images/bikini_wax_crotch.jpg)
Title: Re: You guys arent a (someone mustve changed the b to a p)unch of pussies, are you?
Post by: BZ770 on December 24, 2009, 07:41:33 PM
KFed killed dem critters. :haha:

(http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/entertainment/archives/britney_spears_070612_22.jpg)