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Title: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 14, 2009, 11:55:05 AM
So I adopted a little homeless puppy.

She needs a name and I have faith in (some of) you guys to knock this out of the park.

Let 'em rip.

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Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2009, 12:05:01 PM
Pongo
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Ogre on December 14, 2009, 12:07:41 PM
Shell Bell.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Kaos on December 14, 2009, 12:08:49 PM
Cindy. 

She got that Cindy Crawford mole thing going. 
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 14, 2009, 12:15:34 PM
Rachel
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 14, 2009, 12:21:01 PM
wes, my opinion of you just went up.  Anyone who adopts a homeless puppy is ok in my book.  Your Grinch heart must have grown three sizes today...  she is very cute.

As far as a name, let me think about it...
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 14, 2009, 12:43:16 PM
Shug
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2009, 12:47:41 PM
Of course, you could go the obvious route.  Fred.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Saniflush on December 14, 2009, 01:08:45 PM
Jumbo's Love.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Thrilla on December 14, 2009, 01:11:30 PM
Whitey.  Or, Cracka.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Jumbo on December 14, 2009, 01:18:41 PM
Jumbo's Love.
That name has such a welcoming feel, I like the name Jordan.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 14, 2009, 01:25:20 PM
Fister
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: ggraf71 on December 14, 2009, 01:28:27 PM
Abbie (like Aubie, but for a female)
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: CCTAU on December 14, 2009, 01:35:17 PM
Whatever you decide, just put Dammit in front of it. At least that is what you'll call her the first 6 months.

Since Kaos is mourning Rita, why not name her Rita.

"Dammit Rita"
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wreckingball on December 14, 2009, 01:51:15 PM
The Burger King.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Aubie16 on December 14, 2009, 02:00:31 PM
I named our dog "Haley". That was really one of the few Auburn-themed girls names I could think of. I was an education major and had most of my classes in that building.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: CCTAU on December 14, 2009, 02:03:06 PM
I named our dog "Haley". That was really one of the few Auburn-themed girls names I could think of. I was an education major and had most of my classes in that building.

Haley Sinner. I like that. An Auburn pornstar dog. Nice suggestion.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: ibelonginprison on December 14, 2009, 02:11:56 PM
#102
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 14, 2009, 04:19:48 PM
Shell Bell.
gfy Ogre.

I don't have a lot of experience naming girl dogs....but these are ones I love for your new beauty.

Cuppie
Brine
Wyatt....I know its a boy name but I would name a girl that in a hearbeat
And because when I was 5 I insisted on it for our first girl dog....War.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2009, 04:27:57 PM
Whatever you decide, just put Dammit in front of it. At least that is what you'll call her the first 6 months.

Since Kaos is mourning Rita, why not name her Rita.

"Dammit Rita"

...but Dad, I'm Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 14, 2009, 04:36:56 PM
A lot of chaff and no wheat so far.

Color me disappointed.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2009, 04:41:35 PM
Kimbo Kardashian?
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 14, 2009, 04:48:59 PM
Lacy
Zoot or Dingo
Pussy (as in Sorry guys I gotta get home to some Pussy)
Gin
Sapphire
Angel
Lexxxie
Destiny
Blanco
Nubia
Justice
Lady


She looks a bit like a Lily
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Ogre on December 14, 2009, 05:00:47 PM
Lacy
Zoot or Dingo
Pussy (as in Sorry guys I gotta get home to some Pussy)
Gin
Sapphire
Angel
Lexxxie
Destiny
Blanco
Nubia
Justice
Lady


She looks a bit like a Lily


This has to be the shittiest compilation of dog names I've ever seen.

Keep it simple:

Cammy (or Cam)

My work here is done.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 14, 2009, 05:01:07 PM
Lacy
Zoot or Dingo
Pussy (as in Sorry guys I gotta get home to some Pussy)
Gin
Sapphire
Angel
Lexxxie
Destiny
BlancA
Nubia
Justice
Lady


She looks a bit like a Lily

You could moonlight naming strippers.

But I think she looks a bit like a Lily too.

Abigail
Addie
Chloe
Broynwin
Bronte


Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 14, 2009, 05:04:40 PM
This has to be the shittiest compilation of dog names I've ever seen.

Keep it simple:

Cammy (or Cam)

My work here is done.
Just because you don't get it, doesn't mean I can help you.  You spend a lot of time looking at dog list names do you?
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Ogre on December 14, 2009, 05:06:26 PM
Just because you don't get it, doesn't mean I can help you.  You spend a lot of time looking at dog list names do you?

I get that they seem to be either porn star names or stripper names.  Lexxxie gave that away.   

Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2009, 05:08:28 PM
OK...I'll get my thinking stick out too.

Karma
Nappy (headed Ho)
Sheba
Roxy
CeeCee
Puddles
Collette
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 14, 2009, 05:12:51 PM
I get that they seem to be either porn star names or stripper names.  Lexxxie gave that away.   


Uhh that would be a negative...only 3 happen to be stripper names.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 14, 2009, 05:19:03 PM
Uhh that would be a negative...only 3 happen to be stripper names.
I counted 6.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 14, 2009, 05:28:26 PM
I counted 6.
Just cause you counted 6 doesn't mean that was the meaning.

ie Sapphire...not a stripper name, but the type of Gin Weskie likes to drink.  I cannot help it if I have been intimate with the man, and that Ogre and yourself are jealous. 
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 14, 2009, 05:33:15 PM
Just cause you counted 6 doesn't mean that was the meaning.

ie Sapphire...not a stripper name, but the type of Gin Weskie likes to drink.  I cannot help it if I have been intimate with the man, and that Ogre and yourself are jealous. 

Just a little. Wes can be had pretty easily. Not cheaply, which I respect him for, but easily...which I also respect him for.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 14, 2009, 05:36:43 PM
Just a little. Wes can be had pretty easily. Not cheaply, which I respect him for, but easily...which I also respect him for.
The stripper names were:

Lexxxie
Destiny
and
Angel
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: jadennis on December 14, 2009, 06:24:02 PM
Let's see, a female dog?  Hmmm, a name for a bitch?  Hmmmm....Ingram?   

Just kidding. 

How about Piper.  That's the name of one of my female chocolate labs.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: jadennis on December 14, 2009, 06:26:22 PM
I have a friend with a female labradoodle named Roxy, she's a cute dog and the name fits her.

This actually makes me realize something....only you really know her...your best bet for help is to maybe come up with 3-4 names that you feel fit her personality and just seem right for her.  Let us hear them, and then we can vote to help you pick.  

Without being around her, we're all just throwing out impersonal, semi-generic names.  Let us know what she seems like to you, and we'll help narrow it down.  Maybe start a poll with your top 4 choices.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: chinook on December 14, 2009, 07:31:46 PM
elle ("L")

keep the name to one syllable...helps during training.  
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 14, 2009, 07:38:33 PM
Lacy------stripper
Zoot or Dingo
Pussy (as in Sorry guys I gotta get home to some Pussy)
Gin
Sapphire-----stripper
Angel-----stripper
Lexxxie-----stripper
Destiny-----stripper
Blanco
Nubia-----real name, but she was, a stripper
Justice
Lady


She looks a bit like a Lily

Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: chinook on December 14, 2009, 07:52:59 PM
Lacy------stripper
Zoot or Dingo
Pussy (as in Sorry guys I gotta get home to some Pussy)
Gin
Sapphire-----stripper
Angel-----stripper
Lexxxie-----stripper
Destiny-----stripper
Blanco
Nubia-----real name, but she was, a stripper
Justice
Lady


She looks a bit like a Lily

quote function fail...i hear jumbo's seminars really help.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 14, 2009, 08:19:55 PM
quote function fail...i hear jumbo's seminars really help.

It was not a fail...I put stripper where it applied.

My dog told me NOT going to get tutored by Jumbo.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 14, 2009, 08:42:22 PM
Alright this is my last ditch effort. I don't know why I am trying so hard, I need to be writing a friggin paper, except that she has such a sweet little face.

Rory
Darby
Dixie
Echo
Emma
Moira
Kodi
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 14, 2009, 08:47:17 PM
I like Dixie

And Sweets like I said before just because they sound like stripper names to you doesn't mean they are.

I explained Sapphire....Lacy also has hidden meaning it is the name of one of the best female roles in the history of cinema...Lacy Underalls.

Nubia...is short for Nubian and well I'll let Wes explain that one to you.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 14, 2009, 08:55:21 PM
I like Dixie

And Sweets like I said before just because they sound like stripper names to you doesn't mean they are.

I explained Sapphire....Lacy also has hidden meaning it is the name of one of the best female roles in the history of cinema...Lacy Underalls.

Nubia...is short for Nubian and well I'll let Wes explain that one to you.

Aw sugar I never meant to imply that your momma's baby boy had ever spent that much time in strip clubs. I was just saying....I had a friend in grad school who worked at a gentlemen's club to pay for school. I know they all say that's what they are doing, but she really was.
Anyway, I heard all the names I posted next to...tis all.

Nubia was a mexican girl.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 14, 2009, 11:18:53 PM
At least half Mexican
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: CCTAU on December 15, 2009, 12:39:00 AM
elle ("L")

keep the name to one syllable...helps during training.  

Actually, they say a simple two syllable name is best. Seems dogs grasp those better.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: chinook on December 15, 2009, 01:56:42 AM
Actually, they say a simple two syllable name is best. Seems dogs grasp those better.

partly, i was being a wise guy to wes. i don't know if a dog grasps two syllable names "better" but often many of the commands are one syllable and it can confuse the dog...elle sounds similar to heel.

i've trained 3 dogs (2 waterfowl retrieving and 1 AKC obedience trials) and as a personal preference (and from advice) i've kept it to one syllable for the dogs and myself.   

personally, i don't think it matters...but keep it "simple" like cctau stated.


another suggestion:

lucy

Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 15, 2009, 10:21:06 AM
I appreciate everyone's hard work and effort.

I went with "Annie".
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: CCTAU on December 15, 2009, 10:23:07 AM
I appreciate everyone's hard work and effort.

I went with "Annie".


Yeah. Like the sun's gonna come out any time soon. Much less tomorrow. Nice job Daddy Warbucks.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 15, 2009, 10:40:26 AM
You planning to beat her like a redheaded step-child or something?
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 15, 2009, 10:41:38 AM
You planning to beat her like a redheaded step-child or something?

Only if she chews up my collection of vintage pocket pussies.

Seemed to suit her.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 15, 2009, 10:50:36 AM
Question...You travel a lot, how is that gonna work?
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: chinook on December 15, 2009, 10:56:21 AM
Question...You travel a lot, how is that gonna work?

jumbo's kennel and grooming service.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 15, 2009, 11:02:15 AM
wes - I think Annie is a great name.  I didn't make any suggestions because I agree with whoever said that a dog's name has to fit the dog, and with only two pictures to go on, well...

Plus, I knew all the fisting and hooker related names would be suggested without my help.

Good luck with the training!!
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 15, 2009, 11:35:53 AM
Annie is perfect.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Jumbo on December 15, 2009, 02:04:11 PM
jumbo's almost free kennel and grooming service.
Fixed.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 15, 2009, 03:06:14 PM
Question...You travel a lot, how is that gonna work?

I negotiated a deal with my neighbor.  She's at home all day and has 5 dogs of her own to care for.  She pleaded with me to take the pup and I agreed on the condition that she visit, walk and otherwise entertain Annie during the day and watch her when I travel for work.

Now, when she gets old enough, Annie will travel with me as most of my hotels are pet-friendly.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Saniflush on December 15, 2009, 03:14:05 PM
I negotiated a deal with my neighbor.  She's at home all day and has 5 dogs of her own to care for.  She pleaded with me to take the pup and I agreed on the condition that she visit, walk and otherwise entertain Annie during the day and watch her when I travel for work.

Now, when she gets old enough, Annie will travel with me as most of my hotels are pet-friendly.

Don't lie.  You been hittin the neighbor haven't you.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 15, 2009, 03:20:48 PM
Don't lie.  You been hittin the neighbor haven't you.
You have to ask?
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 15, 2009, 03:30:54 PM
I negotiated a deal with my neighbor.  She's at home all day and has 5 dogs of her own to care for
Since when is wes into 75 year old dog hoarders?
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 15, 2009, 03:33:03 PM
Don't lie.  You been hittin the neighbor haven't you.

No, although I know just about everything she and her husband have ever done to each other...and with other people.  They're very...uh...open.

Cool as shit, but she is not my type.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 15, 2009, 03:35:13 PM
Since when is wes into 75 year old dog hoarders?

I take all women on their individual merits.  Age is nothing to me.  Shit, since I've been single, I've been cougar hunting.  They love me.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AWK on December 15, 2009, 03:48:05 PM
I negotiated a deal with my neighbor.  She's at home all day and has 5 dogs of her own to care for.  She pleaded with me to take the pup and I agreed on the condition that she visit, walk and otherwise entertain Annie during the day and watch her when I travel for work.

Now, when she gets old enough, Annie will travel with me as most of my hotels are pet-friendly.
I figured as much with some of those nasty bitches you bring back to the room.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 15, 2009, 04:07:17 PM
I take all women on their individual merits.  Age is nothing to me.  Shit, since I've been single, I've been cougar hunting.  They love me.
You drive a Jag for chrissakes
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 15, 2009, 04:33:07 PM
I figured as much with some of those nasty bitches you bring back to the room.

If you're fucking based upon faces, then you're missing out on a lot of great pussy.


You drive a Jag for chrissakes

Don't forget my many leather-bound books and apartment that smells of rich mahogany.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 15, 2009, 04:36:09 PM
Don't forget my many leather-bound books and apartment that smells of rich mahogany.

...and some fine French Campagn-ia....

(http://livinglondon.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/the-continental.jpg)
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 15, 2009, 04:47:21 PM
I take all women on their individual merits.  Age is nothing to me.  Shit, since I've been single, I've been cougar hunting.  They love me.

YOU should have won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 15, 2009, 04:48:21 PM
YOU should have won the Nobel Peace Prize.
They have given it to lesser men.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 15, 2009, 04:54:17 PM
They have given it to lesser men.

All men are lesser men than me.


Except Bill Brasky.  He was a bad mofo.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AWK on December 15, 2009, 05:03:05 PM
If you're fucking based upon faces, then you're missing out on a lot of great pussy.

I take based on skillz.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 15, 2009, 05:08:32 PM
I take based on skillz.

And you gauge their skillzzzzzz based upon their faces?
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Thrilla on December 15, 2009, 05:09:00 PM
And you gauge their skillzzzzzz based upon their faces?

Wait...they're not related?
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AWK on December 15, 2009, 05:09:44 PM
And you gauge their skillzzzzzz based upon their faces?
If by faces you mean mouth, and if by mouth you mean gag reflex, then yes.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 15, 2009, 05:30:12 PM
If by faces you mean mouth, and if by mouth you mean gag reflex, then yes.

I'm simply talking about the pre-game assessment.

Any swinging dick can gauge a girl's skillz once she's in the bed.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 15, 2009, 08:36:49 PM
I'm simply talking about the pre-game assessment.
I would love to hear this one.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Saniflush on December 16, 2009, 07:20:35 AM
I would love to hear this one.

me too.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 16, 2009, 08:51:14 AM
If by faces you mean mouth, and if by mouth you mean gag reflex, then yes.
With you that doesn't really thin the herd now does it.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AWK on December 16, 2009, 09:47:45 AM
With you that doesn't really thin the herd now does it.
Rattle, Rattle, here comes the cattle.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2009, 10:42:01 AM
I would love to hear this one.

I was showing Taylor that he is talking about judgments you can only make once the sexy time starts.

Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 16, 2009, 12:08:46 PM
I was showing Taylor that he is talking about judgments you can only make once the sexy time starts.


I might be old fashioned...but I think you can tell a lot by the way someone kisses.

A bad kisser is a deal breaker for me. First of all I can't get past it....second if they suck at that.....well they probably suck at everything else. Can't coach em....can't win with em.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2009, 12:11:14 PM
I might be old fashioned...but I think you can tell a lot by the way someone kisses.

A bad kisser is a deal breaker for me. First of all I can't get past it....second if they suck at that.....well they probably suck at everything else. Can't coach em....can't win with em.

I agree.  Taylor's testing of the gag reflex would probably make him a bad kisser.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Saniflush on December 16, 2009, 12:36:57 PM
I agree.  Taylor's testing of the gag reflex would probably make him a bad kisser.

Wouldn't Taylor have to have something large enough to invoke a gag reflex from the start?


Quote
A bad kisser is a deal breaker for me. First of all I can't get past it....second if they suck at that.....well they probably suck at everything else. Can't coach em....can't win with em.

Agree.  However generally speaking a fat woman sucks the best dick......
Cause they got to!
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Jumbo on December 16, 2009, 12:43:02 PM
I might be old fashioned...but I think you can tell a lot by the way someone kisses.

A bad kisser is a deal breaker for me. First of all I can't get past it....second if they suck at that.....well they probably suck at everything else. Can't coach em....can't win with em.
Bad Kissing and lip hair = mood killer :puke:
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 16, 2009, 12:56:44 PM
Wouldn't Taylor have to have something large enough to invoke a gag reflex from the start?

HELLO...what I was saying a page ago

If by faces you mean mouth, and if by mouth you mean gag reflex, then yes.
With you that doesn't really thin the herd now does it.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 16, 2009, 01:00:37 PM
I might be old fashioned...but I think you can tell a lot by the way someone kisses.

A bad kisser is a deal breaker for me. First of all I can't get past it....second if they suck at that.....well they probably suck at everything else. Can't coach em....can't win with em.
Oh, absolutely!!  You can't coach them, but you CAN teach them if you can find a lip virgin.  I taught a guy to kiss one time - it was a "Never Been Kissed" situation for him - nothing wrong with him, he was really cute, but just VERY shy - and we had been good friends for most of our childhood... anyway, it was the best kiss EVER for me, because he kissed me exactly the way I liked to be kissed.  Too bad it was just a friend thing, because I still remember that kiss... on my mom's back porch swing, in May 1986, one Sunday after church.  Yes, I am a heathen.  He told me not long ago that his wife says he is a good kisser, so I guess it was worth it!

A good kiss can make a lot of good things happen.  A bad kiss - just like a bad first impression, VERY hard to get past, if at all.

** Funny side note - if I told you who he was, some of you involved in north Alabama high school sports would probably know him... heeheehee...
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 16, 2009, 01:03:11 PM
Fat women and hairy lips?

Good gravy. I can't decide if y'all need to drink less or a hell of a lot more.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2009, 01:08:57 PM
I'm a good kisser. 
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 16, 2009, 01:09:33 PM
Fat women and hairy lips?

Good gravy. I can't decide if y'all need to drink less of a hell of a lot more.
I think some of this is related to a certain incident that happened at the last Tigers X basketball game.  A few of these guys have hairy lips and some of the others now have bad memories...
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 16, 2009, 01:10:03 PM
I'm a good kisser. 
Prove it. 

wes, we will expect a full report.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Saniflush on December 16, 2009, 01:11:38 PM
Fat women and hairy lips?

Good gravy. I can't decide if y'all need to drink less of a hell of a lot more.

It's about playing percentages.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 16, 2009, 01:29:52 PM
I like to go in open mouthed and slobbery then I use a lot of tongue movement (think dueling swords)...chicks dig it
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 16, 2009, 01:37:10 PM
I like to go in open mouthed and slobbery then I use a lot of tongue movement (think dueling swords)...chicks dig it
Sounds like you should take a lesson or two on Wench's porch.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Ogre on December 16, 2009, 01:39:33 PM
Sounds like you should take a lesson or two on Wench's porch.

The Godfather has never kissed anyone.  He made that whole story up so he could sound cool.  It backfired.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 16, 2009, 01:43:31 PM
Sounds like you should take a lesson or two on Wench's porch.
Oh wait we were talking about kissing...my bad.  What I was talking about would get me arrested on Wench's porch Sweets.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 16, 2009, 02:03:19 PM
Oh wait we were talking about kissing...my bad.  What I was talking about would get me arrested on Wench's porch Sweets.

Fuck you for making me blush.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 16, 2009, 02:05:39 PM
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Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AWK on December 16, 2009, 03:15:52 PM
A first kiss should always start out with you licking the side of a woman's face...fo sho.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 16, 2009, 03:23:23 PM
Layla

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX5USg8_1gA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX5USg8_1gA#)
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Jumbo on December 16, 2009, 03:49:53 PM
Fat women and hairy lips?

Good gravy. I can't decide if y'all need to drink less or a hell of a lot more.
This girl was hot, but instead of waxing the lip she shaved it! The stubble was a deal breaker.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 16, 2009, 04:02:44 PM
I'm a good kisser. 

You weren't bad, birdman...you're a quick learner.

But, Jumbo....Jumbo got game. ;)
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Jumbo on December 16, 2009, 04:08:04 PM
You weren't bad, birdman...you're a quick learner.

But, Jumbo....Jumbo got game. ;)
I got more game than Calico.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2009, 04:35:17 PM
You weren't bad, birdman...you're a quick learner.

But, Jumbo....Jumbo got game. ;)

You made me blush. 
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 16, 2009, 04:49:37 PM
You made me blush. 

I kept my eyes closed for most of it.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Jumbo on December 16, 2009, 04:53:53 PM
You made me blush. 
You look like a super hero, hell you make me blush.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on December 17, 2009, 06:47:29 PM
Of course, you could go the obvious route.  Fred.

That was the name of my old German Shepherd
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 17, 2009, 10:56:37 PM
That was the name of my old German Shepherd
You mean "Fredericka" or "Freda"? It a girl. But, I guess it doesn't matter after she's been fixed, huh? I know it doesn't matter to women after they are fixed. :blink:
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 10:15:05 AM
Update:

Freaking dog needs hip surgery.

Free puppy to $1K puppy in a 10 minute vet consult.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: CCTAU on December 18, 2009, 10:18:03 AM
Update:

Freaking dog needs hip surgery.

Free puppy to $1K puppy in a 10 minute vet consult.

No dog needs hip surgery. Some dogs limp. Gives them character.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 18, 2009, 10:51:19 AM
Update:

Freaking dog needs hip surgery.

Free puppy to $1K puppy in a 10 minute vet consult.
A puppy?

I feel you brother...when we rescued Sadie is was a $250 "donation" not 3 days later she had developed pneumonia of course it was on a Sunday (ie Emergency = $$$), we caught it early but between emergency and then regular care it was about $950.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Saniflush on December 18, 2009, 10:56:40 AM
Update:

Freaking dog needs hip surgery.

Free puppy to $1K puppy in a 10 minute vet consult.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 18, 2009, 10:57:49 AM
Jumbo you bastard...it was only a puppy.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 18, 2009, 12:08:35 PM
Update:

Freaking dog needs hip surgery.

Free puppy to $1K puppy in a 10 minute vet consult.

Ouch. Brew got sick not long after I got him, and since the shelter takes care of everything...he didn't even have a vet yet. He puked for freaking HOURS....and it was Friday night....and I busted out the checkbook.
My $100 dog turned into a $700 dog pretty damn fast.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Ogre on December 18, 2009, 12:18:39 PM
My bitch (female dog in this instance) had bladder stones about 6 months ago.  They had to completely remove her bladder, cut it and remove about 4 marble-sized stones, then put her bladder back in and sew her up.

I don't even want to talk about how much that vet bill was.  I seriously contemplated doing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVX8Ab6Gjhk&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVX8Ab6Gjhk&feature=related#)
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 18, 2009, 12:22:48 PM
I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

Sani. Just when we were getting somewhere, damn.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: jadennis on December 18, 2009, 12:34:28 PM
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/hititjackblackanim4os.gif) (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1425)

 :rofl:

I have two chocolate labs (sisters from the same litter...born and raised in Auburn, AL).  They went through a period of about a year or a year and a half where they fought (like...."I will kill you" fought) about 5-7 times.  Every time it ended up with trips to the emergency room...staples, stitches, etc.  I felt like I had bought another car the way the monthly bills were racking up.

The last five years...no fights, no bills, just two great dogs.  

So don't take Sani's advice....unless the rabies come along...

The rabies +  (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nMO-Wn2E17g/SUXtp-3gSFI/AAAAAAAAEA4/ijmpRG7bdYk/s320/Old+Yeller.jpg) =  (http://www.outdoorsportgifts.com/images/SSL25.jpg)
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Ogre on December 18, 2009, 12:36:03 PM
The rabbis +  (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nMO-Wn2E17g/SUXtp-3gSFI/AAAAAAAAEA4/ijmpRG7bdYk/s320/Old+Yeller.jpg) =  (http://www.outdoorsportgifts.com/images/SSL25.jpg)

Why do you hate Jews?
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: jadennis on December 18, 2009, 12:39:41 PM
Why do you hate Jews?

 :bugs:

Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 12:41:08 PM
Why do you hate Jews?

Dude...the dogs are secretly running the global economy.  Well, they get help from the lizard people.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Saniflush on December 18, 2009, 12:41:57 PM
Sani. Just when we were getting somewhere, damn.

Look.  This is the deal.  I grew up on a beef farm.  Been around animals all my life.  As bad as it sucks to put a beloved animal or family pet down, it is a necessary part of farm life.  I don't enjoy it but better to end their suffering than to prolong their life for my own enjoyment.

Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 12:45:34 PM
Look.  This is the deal.  I grew up on a beef farm.  Been around animals all my life.  As bad as it sucks to put a beloved animal or family pet down, it is a necessary part of farm life.  I don't enjoy it but better to end their suffering than to prolong their life for my own enjoyment.



To be clear: the dog is no pain right now, she just doesn't have full range of motion and left untreated, her hip will degenerate into an arthritic nightmare.

Back Story: The asshole that dropped the dog at my neighbors house put a boot to her hip/leg when she was about 6 weeks old.  Broke her femur and shattered her hip socket.  I don't want this animal living a life of avoidable pain because of some redneck fuckstick.  I have the means and I can fix it.

Call me a softie if you must.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Thrilla on December 18, 2009, 12:46:30 PM
To be clear: the dog is no pain right now, she just doesn't have full range of motion and left untreated, her hip will degenerate into an arthritic nightmare.

Oddly enough...even if you do treat it, this is still likely to happen.    :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 12:47:50 PM
Oddly enough...even if you do treat it, this is still likely to happen.    :thumbsup:

At least I tried.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 18, 2009, 12:48:31 PM
Look.  This is the deal.  I grew up on a beef farm.  Been around animals all my life.  As bad as it sucks to put a beloved animal or family pet down, it is a necessary part of farm life.  I don't enjoy it but better to end their suffering than to prolong their life for my own enjoyment.

I'm sorry!  I only thought I grew up under those circumstances.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 18, 2009, 12:50:10 PM
Look.  This is the deal.  I grew up on a beef farm.  Been around animals all my life.  As bad as it sucks to put a beloved animal or family pet down, it is a necessary part of farm life.  I don't enjoy it but better to end their suffering than to prolong their life for my own enjoyment.


Well the dog isnt dying for fuck's sake. But I agree with you for the most part, I just don't want to be the one to do it.
My grandpa has a farm, don't think I didn't eat a tear stained pork chop or two.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Thrilla on December 18, 2009, 12:51:45 PM
At least I tried.

It's the right thing to do.  My ten year old Weimaraner is paralyzed in half of her face.  All three of my parent's past German Shephards had hip and spinal problems, and were paralyzed later in their lives.  Some get stuck with it early, some late, and some get screwed throughout the dog's life.  Fortunately, the companionship aspect far outweighs all of this.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 18, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
To be clear: the dog is no pain right now, she just doesn't have full range of motion and left untreated, her hip will degenerate into an arthritic nightmare.

Back Story: The asshole that dropped the dog at my neighbors house put a boot to her hip/leg when she was about 6 weeks old.  Broke her femur and shattered her hip socket.  I don't want this animal living a life of avoidable pain because of some redneck fuckstick.  I have the means and I can fix it.

Call me a softie if you must.

I'm going to call you my new hero. Period.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 18, 2009, 12:56:17 PM
Back Story: The butthole that dropped the dog at my neighbors house put a boot to her hip/leg when she was about 6 weeks old.  Broke her femur and shattered her hip socket. 

Got a name?
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Saniflush on December 18, 2009, 12:56:52 PM
Well the dog isnt dying for fuck's sake. But I agree with you for the most part, I just don't want to be the one to do it.
My grandpa has a farm, don't think I didn't eat a tear stained pork chop or two.

Just a difference.  

The cattle we were fattening up for our own use I named while I was fattening them and while I was getting fat from them.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Saniflush on December 18, 2009, 12:57:27 PM
Got a name?

Who?  The dog or the butthole?
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 18, 2009, 01:00:23 PM
The cattle we were fattening up for our own use I named while I was fattening them and while I was getting fat from them.
You win.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Saniflush on December 18, 2009, 01:05:51 PM
You win.

What?
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 18, 2009, 01:20:32 PM
Who?  The dog or the butthole?

the asshole
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 02:05:43 PM
the asshole

Unfortunately I do not.

If I find out who he is, however, I'm finding a way to cost that motherfucker $1K.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 18, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
It will all be worth it.

(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l9/pmichelle_lee/BrewtheChristmasdog.jpg)
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 02:59:05 PM
It will all be worth it.

No doubt.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 18, 2009, 08:48:14 PM
Unfortunately I do not.

If I find out who he is, however, I'm finding a way to cost that motherphuker $1K.
I just wanted a chance to return the favor for the baby girl that's all.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 18, 2009, 11:19:08 PM
It's the right thing to do.  My ten year old Weimaraner is paralyzed in half of her face.  All three of my parent's past German Shephards had hip and spinal problems, and were paralyzed later in their lives.  Some get stuck with it early, some late, and some get screwed throughout the dog's life.  Fortunately, the companionship aspect far outweighs all of this.
A Christmas Story...By: Thrilla
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Thrilla on December 19, 2009, 09:18:22 AM
A Christmas Story...By: Thrilla

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 19, 2009, 11:49:04 AM
wes, I hereby take back everything I ever said on this board or any other about you being a crotchety grumpy old fart.  This is one of the kindest, sweetest things I have ever read.  Annie will love you unconditionally either way, but you are doing the right thing by her. What a good man you are. 

Merry Christmas, wes. 
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: The Prowler on December 19, 2009, 07:27:45 PM
Name your dog (Damn It)
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Jumbo on December 20, 2009, 03:25:07 AM
Change her name to Lucky.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 23, 2009, 10:12:18 AM
Post-op update:

Monday night Annie was pitiful.  Couldn't move, pissed on herself, lots of whining/pain.

Fast forward to Tuesday morning and she was a new dog.  Tail wagging, running around and generally acting like herself.

Those little pups are so fucking resilient it's scary.

Annie also has a Santa in our own Harvey Birdman.  Thanks for the gifts, Steve.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Saniflush on December 23, 2009, 10:16:01 AM
Annie also has a Santa in our own Harvey Birdman.  Thanks for the gifts, Steve.

You two need to get a room.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on December 23, 2009, 10:22:57 AM
You two need to get a room.

Since you won't join us in Tampa, maybe I'll invite Stevie-poo.  Bitch.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Saniflush on December 23, 2009, 10:25:14 AM
Since you won't join us in Tampa, maybe I'll invite Stevie-poo.  Bitch.

I've had both of you so it's only right that you bitches end up with each other.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 23, 2009, 10:29:46 AM
I've had both of you so it's only right that you bitches end up with each other.
You've got a dirty whorish mouth.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on December 23, 2009, 10:35:16 AM
I smell jealousy
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: AUsweetheart on December 23, 2009, 02:21:49 PM
Post-op update:

Monday night Annie was pitiful.  Couldn't move, pissed on herself, lots of whining/pain.

Fast forward to Tuesday morning and she was a new dog.  Tail wagging, running around and generally acting like herself.

Those little pups are so fucking resilient it's scary.

Annie also has a Santa in our own Harvey Birdman.  Thanks for the gifts, Steve.
Yay for Annie!
I'm glad she's on the mend.

And yay for Santa Birdman.......I'm guessing my gift is coming.....I mean I did sit in your lap.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: chinook on December 23, 2009, 02:37:58 PM
Yay for Annie!
I'm glad she's on the mend.

And yay for Santa Birdman.......I'm guessing my gift is coming.....I mean I did sit in your lap.

and to think after this whole time i thought the birdman was a minute man...never knew old age as caught up with him.    
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 23, 2009, 03:24:42 PM
and to think after this whole time i thought the birdman was a minute man...never knew old age as caught up with him.    

She never said how long she sat in my lap.

I'm glad Annie's doin well.  You did good Weston.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on February 11, 2010, 09:33:15 AM
UPDATE:

After getting spayed yesterday, Annie (the not-so free rescue dog) is finally finished with the vet for a year.  My wallet is breathing a sigh of relief.

She is growing fast (up to 25 lbs already) and has fallen in with the neighbors' pack of dogs, so she has plenty of friends.

Thanks to all for keeping tabs on my girl.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Saniflush on February 11, 2010, 10:14:20 AM
UPDATE:

After getting spayed yesterday, Annie (the not-so free rescue dog) is finally finished with the vet for a year.  My wallet is breathing a sigh of relief.

She is growing fast (up to 25 lbs already) and has fallen in with the neighbors' pack of dogs, so she has plenty of friends.

Thanks to all for keeping tabs on my girl.

Are you not getting enough attention from Swedish women that you feel the need to bring this up again?
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on February 11, 2010, 10:37:32 AM
Are you not getting enough attention from Swedish women that you feel the need to bring this up again?

I am a black hole of attention need.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on February 11, 2010, 11:19:03 AM
Come on Sani, we all know that this board was started just to keep tabs on the Wesman.....tell us more oh soothsayer, and make with the pictures.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on February 11, 2010, 11:34:08 AM
Come on Sani, we all know that this board was started just to keep tabs on the Wesman.

Fuck that Dos Equis guy...I'm the most interesting man in the world.

And I don't give a shit if you're thirsty or not.  I am.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 11, 2010, 11:36:33 AM
UPDATE:

After getting spayed yesterday, Annie (the not-so free rescue dog) is finally finished with the vet for a year.  My wallet is breathing a sigh of relief.

She is growing fast (up to 25 lbs already) and has fallen in with the neighbors' pack of dogs, so she has plenty of friends.

Thanks to all for keeping tabs on my girl.
We need pictures...
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: wesfau2 on February 11, 2010, 11:56:04 AM
We need pictures...


Will have to do that from home tonight.
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Godfather on February 11, 2010, 11:58:26 AM

Will have to do that from home tonight.
Make sure you get a good shot of the ass...for Jumbo (Hogbear)
Title: Re: Help Name My Dog
Post by: Jumbo on February 11, 2010, 02:12:51 PM
Make sure you get a good shot of the ass...for Jumbo (Hogbear)
I was all out of love until now.