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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: AUChizad on November 29, 2009, 06:19:06 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw#)
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I saw a T-shirt for a vacation bible school that stated, "Jesus is my homie".
It amazes me at how far a church will go to "reach the kids."
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I'm a devout Christian.
There's nothing wrong with a front hug. In fact, Jesus would probably encourage it. The very notion of preaching the "side hug" only instigates the thought of sex. Every time those kids "side hug," they'll be thinking about how they're NOT thinking about having sex with each other. Of course, that only leads to them thinking about having sex with each other because they're sex-crazed teenagers.
I remember being 14 and my youth pastor telling me to abstain from sex. I listened whole heartedly. I swore and swore and promised and promised. You know what, though? If a girl I thought was hot asked me to put it in her butt in front of the congregation in the middle of communion on a Sunday morning, I would have done it and asked the youth pastor to take pictures. That's what teenagers do. They think about sex.
Trying to quell the urge is useless. Teaching how to understand what sex means in a relationship is useful. By doing that, you have more of a chance to persuade a boy or girl to wait until marriage because that's when sex would be the most meaningful.
Sorry for the rant, but these kind of ignorant "youth conferences" are giving my faith a bad name. It gives comedians like :vn: a chance to make fun and be funny doing it.
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I was never once led astray by a front hug.
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I mean, there's so much to make fun of, it's hard to pick a starting point.
1) Hugging from the front = bad, but shooting people is ok? (implied by the gun cocking, shots, and ambulances in the beat)
2) Do you think they have any idea what a Rough Rider is?
3) "You ain't no rabbi, you ain't no priest, so rise up off me like that shortbread with no yeast".
A) Um...isn't yeast exactly what makes shortbread, or any bread for that matter, "rise up"?
B) If you were a Rabbi or a priest, don't bother raising off me. Front hugs are ok from clergy.
4) WTF is the "Democrat Shift in the Congress" refrain about?
5) I like the guy that admits to front hugging, but it's cool, he's married. He "front hugs all day long without other demands."
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I'm a devout Christian.
There's nothing wrong with a front hug. In fact, Jesus would probably encourage it. The very notion of preaching the "side hug" only instigates the thought of sex. Every time those kids "side hug," they'll be thinking about how they're NOT thinking about having sex with each other. Of course, that only leads to them thinking about having sex with each other because they're sex-crazed teenagers.
I remember being 14 and my youth pastor telling me to abstain from sex. I listened whole heartedly. I swore and swore and promised and promised. You know what, though? If a girl I thought was hot asked me to put it in her butt in front of the congregation in the middle of communion on a Sunday morning, I would have done it and asked the youth pastor to take pictures. That's what teenagers do. They think about sex.
Trying to quell the urge is useless. Teaching how to understand what sex means in a relationship is useful. By doing that, you have more of a chance to persuade a boy or girl to wait until marriage because that's when sex would be the most meaningful.
Sorry for the rant, but these kind of ignorant "youth conferences" are giving my faith a bad name. It gives comedians like :vn: a chance to make fun and be funny doing it.
Same for me from my youth pastor, I think preaching safe sex would have been of more use than no sex. Kids are going to have sex, why not show them how to stay safe.
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I was never once led astray by a front hug.
They obviously weren't doing it right then.
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I'm a devout Christian.
That's a ridiculous phrase.
A) Um...isn't yeast exactly what makes shortbread, or any bread for that matter, "rise up"?
Shortbread doesn't use yeast as its leavening agent.
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They obviously weren't doing it right then.
Obviously we aren't supposed to butt fuck these kids.
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I was never once led astray by a front hug.
I know. I know. It was that slow quiet hug from behind that did it for you, huh?
Hugs are hugs. If you came from a family that didn't hug, then you might misconstrue what a hug is. But for me, a hug was just a hug. But back then, you shook a guys hand and gave a small hug to the girl.
I guess in today's bump and grind world, the hug is different and must be addressed.
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I know. I know. It was that slow quiet hug from behind that did it for you, huh?
Hugs are hugs. If you came from a family that didn't hug, then you might misconstrue what a hug is. But for me, a hug was just a hug. But back then, you shook a guys hand and gave a small hug to the girl.
I guess in today's bump and grind world, the hug is different and must be addressed.
:bc:
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That's a ridiculous phrase.
It isn't.
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Obviously we aren't supposed to butt fuck these kids.
If you can manage it from the side, I guess it's ok.
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This is my version of the "side hug"
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g59/mikey_595/36a40b68.gif)
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That's a ridiculous phrase.
Can you explain? My guess is you are just talking about THS saying this and not the phrase itself.
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This is my version of the "side hug"
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g59/mikey_595/36a40b68.gif)
LOL..Prowler, you lady killer you.
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LOL..Prowler, you lady killer you.
LOL....But I don't think about SEX when I "side hug".
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Okay in that video, the white girls....ain't got no rhythm.
(http://www.clownstotheleftofme.com/Clowns/Homey.gif)
Homie Don't Play Dat
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You need some latino blood for rhythm.
About 1/2, I'd say.
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You need some latino blood for rhythm.
About 1/2, I'd say.
Bull Hockey.....I've got rhythm and I don't have a drop of latino blood in me. I've got German, Irish, and Russian blood in me.
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Bull Hockey.....I've got rhythm and I don't have a drop of latino blood in me. I've got German, Irish, and Russian blood in me.
Don't talk shit, Prowler. Just bring it.
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It isn't.
It certainly is.
You either are following JC's command to "judge not"...or you're not.
If you qualify your membership in the club as "devout", then you are judging the level of others' "devoutness"/faith/whatever.
If you qualify your membership in the club as somehow better than others', then you've missed the message.
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snap.
Jim Baker was devout as well.
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Oh yeah we got a religious smack down in this mother f'er Yo!
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You fuckers break out the vials of holy water and start chucking'em.
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You fuckers break out the vials of holy water and start chucking'em.
I always preferred communion wine.
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I always preferred communion wine.
I don't be bruising the Jesus juice by throwing it unless it is down the hatch.
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I don't be bruising the Jesus juice by throwing it unless it is down the hatch.
My bad, I swear it said chuggin. Just on my first cup of coffee. :blink:
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My bad, I swear it said chuggin. Just on my first cup of coffee. :blink:
Guzzler even?
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Guzzler even?
I believe she is
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I believe she is
Keep it up and I'll stick one of you with my bar tab in Tampa.
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Keep it up and I'll stick one of you with my bar tab in Tampa.
I fear no tab
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Keep it up and I'll stick one of you with my bar tab in Tampa.
As long as I can reciprocate with a sticking of my own, I'll happily pay that tab.
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As long as I can reciprocate with a sticking of my own, I'll happily pay that tab.
*sigh* It's a sad day when you can be had for the price of a cocktail.
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*sigh* It's a sad day when you can be had for the price of a cocktail.
He can be persuaded to do just about anything for a Sweetwater 420 on tap. He's easy like that
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*sigh* It's a sad day when you can be had for the price of a cocktail.
The economy will pick up soon. ;)
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*sigh* It's a sad day when you can be had for the price of a cocktail.
I only buy the best.
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*sigh* It's a sad day when you can be had for the price of a cocktail.
With this bunch (myself included) that is called every day.
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With this bunch (myself included) that is called every day.
I was referring to myself as well.
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It certainly is.
You either are following JC's command to "judge not"...or you're not.
If you qualify your membership in the club as "devout", then you are judging the level of others' "devoutness"/faith/whatever.
If you qualify your membership in the club as somehow better than others', then you've missed the message.
You're better than this, Wes.
I can 100% judge whether or not I am devoted to my faith. I never said I was perfect nor did I say I had it right. I just meant that I was earnest in what I believe.
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Since we're talking religion...and...it's the Christmas season..I thought the beginning of the Christams story, as told in LUKE would be appropriate. However, LOL Cats have been nice enough to translate the this book into..well..LOL Cats. Enjoy.
LUKE 1
Lotz of pplz tried to tel dis stori,2 its turnded into sort of an urbn lejnd LOL.3 So I investigaetd evrithin for mai frend Theophilus,4 so u will know teh truef.
I knows Ceiling Cat5 Wen Herrud hads cheezburgers, sum dood callz Zac hads waif callz Liz.6 Dey laiks Ceiling Cat and does not pee on his rug.7 But dey waz old and still has no kittehs.8 One dai, Zac waz serving Ceiling Cat,9 He hadz to smoke da catnip10 Wen every doodz was preying.11 And dey was an BirdKat in da catnip -12 O noes!13 But teh Birdcat sed "is okai. You can has a kitteh. Calls him Jon.14 You can has partiez, and all teh doodz also15 Foar Ceiling Cat will laik him; but he cans not has da drinkies.16 An he will work foar teh Ceiling Cat17 And makes all teh doodz sry dey was bad."18 An Zac sed: "wat? But me and mai waif has rinkles"19 An teh angel sed "Du, Iz can tel. Srsly, Iz Gabriowl. I knows Ceiling Cat, who sendz me,20 But 'cos you doesn't beleeve me you can has no voys foar now, kthxbai".
21 Evribodi wondrd whai Zechariah wuz takin so long in teh templ.22 When he comed out he cudnt talk. But evribodi figrd out he hadded a visiun, bcz he actd it out.23 Evenchly hiz tour of duti wuz up n he comed home.24 N hiz wief Elizabeth gotted pregnant.25 "Thank u Ceiling Cat," she sed.
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Don't talk shit, Prowler. Just bring it.
Oh.....it's already been broughten
Also, that's not all Wes will do for a COCKtail
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Oh.....it's already been broughten
Also, that's not all Wes will do for a COCKtail
We're going to find out. On both counts.
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We're going to find out. On both counts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=218zbfprnAI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=218zbfprnAI#)
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THAT might be the gayest video I've ever seen.
What kind of Breakfast Club bullshit was that?
I really hope this isn't indicative of your self proclaimed dance skills, Prowler.
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I really hope this isn't indicative of your self proclaimed dance skills skillz, Prowler.
FTFY
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You're better than this, Wes.
I can 100% judge whether or not I am devoted to my faith. I never said I was perfect nor did I say I had it right. I just meant that I was earnest in what I believe.
No, sir.
You are perfectly free to gauge/quantify your own faith privately....but....as soon as you add a public qualifier to your self-identification of "Christian" then you are comparing yourself to other self-proclaimed Christians.
If you say that you are a "devout Christian" then you are implicitly judging your level of faith/devoutness/Christian-ness against all others that claim to be Christians in an attempt to differentiate yourself.
To call oneself "Christian" should be enough...when you add a qualifier, you are creating a sub-category and implying that you are more Christian than those that don't self-identify as "devout."
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*sigh* It's a sad day when you can be had for the price of a cocktail.
I'm easy....but not cheap.
I assumed you would run that bar tab up a bit.
If I'm wrong and you drink like Howie at the Strutting Duck, then so much the better for me.
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I'm easy....but not cheap.
I assumed you would run that bar tab up a bit.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.....
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No, sir.
You are perfectly free to gauge/quantify your own faith privately....but....as soon as you add a public qualifier to your self-identification of "Christian" then you are comparing yourself to other self-proclaimed Christians.
If you say that you are a "devout Christian" then you are implicitly judging your level of faith/devoutness/Christian-ness against all others that claim to be Christians in an attempt to differentiate yourself.
To call oneself "Christian" should be enough...when you add a qualifier, you are creating a sub-category and implying that you are more Christian than those that don't self-identify as "devout."
Forget it I'm just being stubborn.
But it isn't a big deal in the slightest, despite you trying to nitpick it.
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despite you trying to nitpick it.
Sorry, boss. It's what I do.
Hug it out?
No hard feelings.
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I'm easy....but not cheap.
I assumed you would run that bar tab up a bit.
If I'm wrong and you drink like Howie at the Strutting Duck, then so much the better for me.
Strutting Duck get the award for the weakest ass bar that used to be good.
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Strutting Duck get the award for the weakest ass bar that used to be good.
It's doesn't even exist in its old form. It merged with Olde Auburn Ale House and now resides in that building.
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It's doesn't even exist in its old form. It merged with Olde Auburn Ale House and now resides in that building.
All I know is it's bad.
From the service to the food on through the entertainment.
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All I know is it's bad.
From the service to the food on through the entertainment.
Hell...they play both types of music. Country AND Western.
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I hated the Strutting Duck when I was there.
Loved Auburn Ale House.
They merged into one big pile of shit that neither crowd of patrons recognize anymore.
Ale House was the shit when they had their own beer. Good food too. We lived for two-for-one Burger Tuesdays when I was there. And local original bands, which I know isn't everyone's cup of tea, but I was into it.
The duck was a bunch of wrangler & cowboy hat wearing rednecks. And they served no liquor and boring beers.
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Hell...they play both types of music. Country AND Western.
They didn' even have that. They had some REALLY REALLY bad band that I would not use to torture an Alabama fan.
I'm not sure what was worse, the music they played or the fact that they actually had a handful of people there who acted like they knew the words to the out of tune and beat song they were attempting to perform.
Hey fucktard here's a clue. When you're starting out you best play shit that the masses know and try to sprinkle in a polished original every now and then. When you make the big time you can play your out of sinc shit and everyone will just think you are trying to be innovative. Now you are just a fucktard with an instrument that has no direction.
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They didn' even have that. They had some REALLY REALLY bad band that I would not use to torture an Alabama fan.
I'm not sure what was worse, the music they played or the fact that they actually had a handful of people there who acted like they knew the words to the out of tune and beat song they were attempting to perform.
Hey fucktard here's a clue. When you're starting out you best play shit that the masses know and try to sprinkle in a polished original every now and then. When you make the big time you can play your out of sinc shit and everyone will just think you are trying to be innovative. Now you are just a fucktard with an instrument that has no direction.
Like I said, it's not everyone's cup of tea, but I dig it.
At the old Ale House, it was understood going in you would be seeing a band play their originals.
As long as you know that going in, I think it's cool to see a potential up-and-coming band from Auburn.
It's called a music scene.
There are plenty of other bars with live cover bands (or at least there used to be).
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Like I said, it's not everyone's cup of tea, but I dig it.
At the old Ale House, it was understood going in you would be seeing a band play their originals.
As long as you know that going in, I think it's cool to see a potential up-and-coming band from Auburn.
It's called a music scene.
There are plenty of other bars with live cover bands (or at least there used to be).
well maybe they are not marketing it correctly then but I know the longer they played the more people were leaving.
Even with that, at least make sure everyone can keep time with each other.
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I'm easy....but not cheap.
I assumed you would run that bar tab up a bit.
If I'm wrong and you drink like Howie at the Strutting Duck, then so much the better for me.
Howie drank at the duck? I though he just slept.
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well maybe they are not marketing it correctly then but I know the longer they played the more people were leaving.
Even with that, at least make sure everyone can keep time with each other.
Maybe if we had gotten served by our suckass waitress more than twice, I would have been drunker and the band would have sounded better.
All I know is we had more entertainment at Niffers, from Kevin Smith balloon guy to my ass in the bushes.
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Niffers was what it's all about!
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Niffers was what it's all about!
Do they still do $1 beers?
I can't tell you how many foundations of a good night out were laid there with dollar beers and cheeseburgers.
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Do they still do $1 beers?
I can't tell you how many foundations of a good night out were laid there with dollar beers and cheeseburgers.
I don't think they were a $1 but they were still cheap. I believe I bought our party's first round (7 people) and it was like 15 dollars.
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I don't think they were a $1 but they were still cheap. I believe I bought our party's first round (7 people) and it was like 15 dollars.
By far the cheapest place we drank.
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Sorry, boss. It's what I do.
Hug it out?
No hard feelings.
It's the X. GatorX especially. No hard feelings at all.
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I really hope this isn't indicative of your self proclaimed dance skills, Prowler.
Wanna see my dance skillz??? Huh Do YA!?!?!?! Okay, you asked for it....But, I must warn ya it's the most awesomest thing you've ever seen, ever.
First I start out with a little of this....(Think of it like the fuse being lit)
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff87/weatherby340/KipDynamite.gif)
Then I get the flow going....(The fuse is starting to burn fast)
(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa29/AKV272/20691_121705585_small.gif)
I throw in some of this....(The fuse is burning even faster)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d180/dmax3270/ANIMATED%20GIFS/thcarlton2.gif)
Then I flop the hammer down....(BOOM!!!)
(http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd105/FoShizzle-x/Randoms/NapoleonDynamiteDancing.gif) (http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/brodygoguen/NapoloeonDynamiteDance3.gif)
**If you're still having trouble envisioning my dancing Skillz**
It's a mixture of....
(http://stuffqueerpeopleneedtoknow.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fergie-maxim-webb.jpg)
and.....
(http://kiddmillennium.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/jesus-thumps-up1.jpg)
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Ahh. I get it. A bunch of fake bumping followed up with a side hug. Awesome.