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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: JohnDeere on January 24, 2008, 10:07:22 AM
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Seriously, could you enjoy anything other than the back of her head?
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Dude,
Girl got an ass like a Mack truck. I am always scared of a woman that could fit in my jeans. I am very afraid of drowning.
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You're all liars. You'd hit it. I'd hit it. Borat would hit it. :vn:
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I think that I am starting to develop a fetish for red X's. Because they are all over this fucking place. Am I sick? Do I need counseling? Are there any of you that have this same fetish? PLEASE tell me that I'm not alone on this one. I think my wife is gonna leave me over it.
Fucking red X, ruining my life. :throw:
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"Dana Jacobson is not hot, but I will say she is attractive in a Xena warrior princess kind of way. I’m mostly attracted to her ass. I happen to be a rear end kind of man and she has an ample supply. Though I rarely get the chance for my eyes to feast on the hams she has stuffed in those jeans, when I do, it’s great. Her butt is a phenomenon."
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"Dana Jacobson is not hot, but I will say she is attractive in a Xena warrior princess kind of way. I’m mostly attracted to her ass. I happen to be a rear end kind of man and she has an ample supply. Though I rarely get the chance for my eyes to feast on the hams she has stuffed in those jeans, when I do, it’s great. Her butt is a phenomenon."
MACK TRUCK!
HOOOONNNKKK! HOOONNNNKKKK!
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I bet she could out drink you.
Were you intimadated by those softball/volleyball/basketball playing chicks in college?
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I bet she could out drink you.
Were you intimadated by those softball/volleyball/basketball playing chicks in college?
Those girls were the best...they really knew how to handle the balls.
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Those girls were the best...they really knew how to handle the balls.
The Pitcher's loved to catch!
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Three of you are liers.
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Boy, you Mu's really know how to party.
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By the way, you faggots, I've been stuck on 221 post count for like...ever. I want my post count where it's supposed to be. I need a sense of self-worth that only a high post count can provide.
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Didn't she just get suspended from ESPN for a week?
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=59838
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Didn't she just get suspended from ESPN for a week?
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=59838
My reply on AUNation on this topic, that will no doubt cause a few cardiac arrests. :jesus:
It's a roast. A roast is supposed to be incredibly offensive.
Notre Dame is the "Touchdown Jesus" school.
If she said that just arbitrarily on First Take, then yes, there would be cause to get your panties in a twist.
ESPN just hand crafted a controversy. They're doing it strictly for the ratings. They hosted a roast, where the standard is to use the absolute most offensive jokes you can come up with, and then sure enough they took the most offensive one and made a cover story about it, so that their brand name is being discussed. That's equivalent to hosting a football game, and then saying "Whoa whoa whoa! I didn't know we were actually gonna tackle people!"
They did the same thing when John Amaechii came out of the closet, and interviewed every ex-NBA player under the sun baiting someone to say something controversial, until sure enough, Tim Hardaway bit.
And by the way, I can say with full faith that I would not hit it. At least use a somewhat flattering picture of her if you really want to skew the results in the positive direction.
And I wouldn't hit it with your dick, cause that would just be weird. I'd have to bang an ugly chick AND grip a dude's cock. No thanks.
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And by the way, I can say with full faith that I would not hit it.
Liar.
At least use a somewhat flattering picture of her if you really want to skew the results in the positive direction.
That probably is a flattering picture.
As a Christian, her rant offends me. But I couldn't care less about it. It's none of my business.
You are right about ESPN's motives. But they jumped the shark along time ago, so this type of stunt doesn't surprise me.
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I'd have to bang an ugly chick AND grip a dude's cock. No thanks.
Liar
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Yeah, but it wasn't a rant. It was a comedy bit.
It was SUPPOSED to offend you.
If a comedian stands on stage and says "Fuck (Allah, Buddha, or any other religious figure not associated with Christianity)", you would probably think it was funny.
It's like when Isaac Hayes quit South Park over making the Scientology episode. It's weak sauce when you think it's funny to offend everyone but your own group.
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The best analogy I can come up with is, it's kind of like that tall dorky "ugly duckling" from high school (perhaps even a bit of a tomboy), who grew up and became a smoking-hot milf. Only, the second part doesn't appear to have happened yet.... But nevertheless, who among you wannabe Chippendale wankers would really turn it down?
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I voted no. When the front two teeth are as long as the bridge of the nose, then I know there are other things that are not proportional. I don't do manimals.
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Yeah, but it wasn't a rant. It was a comedy bit.
It was SUPPOSED to offend you.
If a comedian stands on stage and says "Fuck (Allah, Buddha, or any other religious figure not associated with Christianity)", you would probably think it was funny.
It's like when Isaac Hayes quit South Park over making the Scientology episode. It's weak sauce when you think it's funny to offend everyone but your own group.
Exactly.
It is offensive, but it doesn't bother me. I know that sounds impossible. I'm not mad at her for saying it. I feel a little sorry for her that she would.
I found the SP episode where they made fun of the Scientology idiots high comedy. Yes I said idiots. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. They would probably call me an idiot. They might be right. I DO NOT CARE.
That's the crux of it. People are too thin skinned.
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I'd hit it with a stick until it stopped moving.
And as for her remark about Jesus - I'm not so much offended by it as I am upset that people can get fired for saying anything derogatory about a black person. Something as simple as "nappy headed hoes" cost Don Imus his job. There are STILL stupid public outcries over the lynch comment towards Tiger Woods.
Based on the past twenty years of political correctness, I have no reason to believe that if Dana Jacobson had said, "Fuck a damn Martin Luther King," she would have gotten a simple week's worth of suspension. She would have more than likely been fired or obliterated in the press. Al Sharpton would be busting down her door. Jesse Jackson would be bending over saying, "kiss it."
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I'm offended by the whole fuckin thread :rofl:
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Bottom line is, is that she opened her trap in a very public setting wtih a B.A.L. factor (blood alchohol level) in the stratosphere. I think her intent was to "roast" Mike Golic, and Mike only.... She knew that would gig him, so she said it, but since everyone else wants to be the next person on CNN, Fox or Sharptonvision, it blew up into something more than it was. I don't think that Dana Jacobson honestly feels everything she said, or she wouldn't have made it where she is today.
Sensitive little bitches have taken over. No doubt, that her lack of professionalism, and getting pasted at a major event (a fundraiser at that...) was a definate example of poor judgement, but her comments were empty in context and, while very stupid, were delivered at a FUCKING ROAST...
This shit just tires me... :&
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Bottom line is, is that she opened her trap in a very public setting wtih a B.A.L. factor (blood alchohol level) in the stratosphere. I think her intent was to "roast" Mike Golic, and Mike only.... She knew that would gig him, so she said it, but since everyone else wants to be the next person on CNN, Fox or Sharptonvision, it blew up into something more than it was. I don't think that Dana Jacobson honestly feels everything she said, or she wouldn't have made it where she is today.
Sensitive little bitches have taken over. No doubt, that her lack of professionalism, and getting pasted at a major event (a fundraiser at that...) was a definate example of poor judgement, but her comments were empty in context and, while very stupid, were delivered at a FUCKING ROAST...
This shit just tires me... :&
Roasts are fucking nasty....fuck roasts.
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Can't believe there is a debate over this.
I turned on Cold Pizza or whatever she used to be on and wondered why there was a damn horse in the studio. Then it talked and I figured, wow. A talking horse. Pretty cool. I can see why they'd have that on the TV. But I didn't want to watch it. If I want to hear talking horses, I'll cue up a rerun of Mr. Ed. Mr. Ed knew what was up.