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Title: More Bottles
Post by: wesfau2 on November 02, 2009, 12:51:23 PM
Hey, management, who does a guy have to blow around here to get some more bottles under my name?

Is it all post-count-driven?

I'll let jumbo fist my dog for a few extra frosty cold ones.

My self e-steem is taking a huge hit with the one, sad bottle.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Argo on November 02, 2009, 12:55:19 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 02, 2009, 12:51:23 PM
Hey, management, who does a guy have to blow around here to get some more bottles under my name?

Is it all post-count-driven?

I'll let jumbo fist my dog for a few extra frosty cold ones.

My self e-steem is taking a huge hit with the one, sad bottle.

At least you have a bottle and not cans.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Thrilla on November 02, 2009, 12:55:39 PM
I'm yet to see a poster step forward and describe the complex algorithm that translates into earned stars alcoholic drinks.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 02, 2009, 12:56:51 PM
 I like where this thread is going...

:popcorn:
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Argo on November 02, 2009, 12:57:31 PM
Quote from: Thrilla on November 02, 2009, 12:55:39 PM
I'm yet to see a poster step forward and describe the complex algorithm that translates into earned stars alcoholic drinks.

I'm fairly certain the more posts you have, the better the alcoholic beverage.  

I'm stuck with what appears to be Nasty Light.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: wesfau2 on November 02, 2009, 12:58:04 PM
Quote from: Thrilla on November 02, 2009, 12:55:39 PM
I'm yet to see a poster step forward and describe the complex algorithm that translates into earned stars alcoholic drinks.

It's all smoke and mirrors.  And a popularity contest.

Apparently management hates me.

Fuckers.

I even bought dinner Saturday night.  More bottles?  Nope.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: chinook on November 02, 2009, 12:58:29 PM
i tell ya it's the premium membership that gets you anything.  
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Saniflush on November 02, 2009, 01:00:44 PM
Quote from: chinook on November 02, 2009, 12:58:29 PM
i tell ya it's the premium membership that gets you anything.  

Suc it Trebek
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Argo on November 02, 2009, 01:01:52 PM
Quote from: chinook on November 02, 2009, 12:58:29 PM
i tell ya it's the premium membership that gets you anything.  

Ignore feature.  Chat system.  More bottles.  

Premium douche-bags if you ask me.

Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Godfather on November 02, 2009, 01:13:19 PM
I seem to follow fine but, since you all are a bunch of whiners. The formula is not that hard.   It is a hybrid between post count and seniority.



                         Post Count
Freshman                    0     (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)
Sophomore                  150    (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)
Junior                         300    (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)
Senior                         600    (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)
6th Year                      1200 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)
Graduate Student          1800 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)   
Alumni                      2200 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)
Alumni President              4800 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)   
Board of Trustees      12000 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)

These supersede any of the above
President (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)
Senior Officer (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)
Officer (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)
Little Sister (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/wine.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/wine.png)

 
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: wesfau2 on November 02, 2009, 01:16:30 PM
Quote from: Godfather on November 02, 2009, 01:13:19 PM
I seem to follow fine but, since you all are a bunch of whiners. The formula is not that hard.   It is a hybrid between post count and seniority.



                         Post Count
Freshman                    0     (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)
Sophomore                  150    (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)
Junior                         300    (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)
Senior                         600    (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/natty.png)
6th Year                      1200 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)
Graduate Student          1800 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/draft.png)   
Alumni                      2200 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)
Alumni President              4800 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)   
Board of Trustees      12000 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)

These supersede any of the above
President (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)
Senior Officer (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)
Officer (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)
Little Sister (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/wine.png)(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/wine.png)

 

Well, there.  That wasn't sofaking hard, was it?

Now, about my offer of bribery...
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Saniflush on November 02, 2009, 01:18:17 PM
The man did make a run at halftime outside of the stadium to fetch bourbon and brought it back in.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Godfather on November 02, 2009, 01:20:10 PM
Quote from: Saniflush on November 02, 2009, 01:18:17 PM
The man did make a run at halftime outside of the stadium to fetch bourbon and brought it back in.
It has been changed for him.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Argo on November 02, 2009, 01:21:00 PM
Are those dinosaur eggs?
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: chinook on November 02, 2009, 01:21:11 PM
are those vagina's?
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Godfather on November 02, 2009, 01:21:48 PM
Quote from: chinook on November 02, 2009, 01:21:11 PM
are those vaginas?
winner
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: wesfau2 on November 02, 2009, 01:23:05 PM
Quote from: chinook on November 02, 2009, 01:21:11 PM
are those vagina's?

According to the image properties, they are.

Nice.  I'm collecting snatches.  

For the record, though, I don't want special treatment.  I want the same pics that everyone else has.  It's only right.

So...one bottle of beer = three pussies?  That must be mighty fine barley pop.  I think I'd rather have beer that is as good as three pussies than the pussies themselves.  Well, since these are pussies without women attached, I'd take the pussies.  If they come with women, you can keep all three and I'll just have the beer.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Godfather on November 02, 2009, 01:33:01 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 02, 2009, 01:23:05 PM
According to the image properties, they are.

Nice.  I'm collecting snatches.  

For the record, though, I don't want special treatment.  I want the same pics that everyone else has.  It's only right.

So...one bottle of beer = three pussies?  That must be mighty fine barley pop.  I think I'd rather have beer that is as good as three pussies than the pussies themselves.  Well, since these are pussies without women attached, I'd take the pussies.  If they come with women, you can keep all three and I'll just have the beer.
Nice argument counselor, I am confused as hell.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: boartitz on November 02, 2009, 02:04:40 PM
Quote from: Godfather on November 02, 2009, 01:33:01 PM
Nice argument counselor, I am confused as hell.
Maybe he wants a tampon to go.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Godfather on November 04, 2009, 11:21:06 AM
I didn't like that Alumni only had one little bottle so I changed some things.

Alumni now get 3 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)
Alumni President gets 4 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/heniken.png)

and

Officers get 3 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/Themes/sonsuztheme/images/whiskey.png)
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: chinook on November 04, 2009, 12:42:18 PM
by the way godfather, the site looks great.  thanks for your hard work. 

Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 04, 2009, 07:19:37 PM
Quote from: boartitz on November 02, 2009, 02:04:40 PM
Maybe he wants a tampon to go.
A Bloody Mary perhaps?
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: boartitz on November 05, 2009, 08:32:22 PM
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on November 04, 2009, 07:19:37 PM
A Bloody Mary perhaps?
A tampon does not make a good swizzle stick. You have to floss with it to get the goodies out.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 06, 2009, 11:04:55 AM
Quote from: boartitz on November 05, 2009, 08:32:22 PM
A tampon does not make a good swizzle stick. You have to floss with it to get the goodies out.

E.  NOUGH.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: wesfau2 on November 06, 2009, 01:08:16 PM
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 06, 2009, 11:04:55 AM
E.  NOUGH.

Sure.  Just cuz you said so. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 06, 2009, 02:12:23 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 06, 2009, 01:08:16 PM
Sure.  Just cuz you said so. :rolleyes:
I had no idea you were a tampon guru, wes.  My apologies.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: wesfau2 on November 06, 2009, 02:17:09 PM
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 06, 2009, 02:12:23 PM
I had no idea you were a tampon guru, wes.  My apologies.

Know your enemy.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 06, 2009, 02:24:44 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 06, 2009, 02:17:09 PM
Know your enemy.
It's a fine line between love and hate, isn't it, baby?
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: wesfau2 on November 06, 2009, 02:29:55 PM
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 06, 2009, 02:24:44 PM
It's a fine line between love and hate, isn't it, baby?

I harbor no hate for the wimmins.  They are just doing as they are programmed to do.

That does not, however, mean that I don't keep a watchful fucking eye on them.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 06, 2009, 02:36:24 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 06, 2009, 02:29:55 PM
I harbor no hate for the wimmins.  They are just doing as they are programmed to do.

That does not, however, mean that I don't keep a watchful fucking eye on them.
Speaking of, you need to get to Shout Box NOW.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: wesfau2 on November 06, 2009, 02:38:35 PM
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 06, 2009, 02:36:24 PM
Speaking of, you need to get to Shout Box NOW.

I'm boycotting the screaming vag.
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 06, 2009, 02:42:09 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 06, 2009, 02:38:35 PM
I'm boycotting the screaming vag.
NO.. Trust me!!!
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 06, 2009, 02:55:50 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 06, 2009, 02:38:35 PM
I'm boycotting the screaming vag.
Dammit man, get in there STAT!
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: ibelonginprison on November 06, 2009, 07:09:02 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 06, 2009, 02:38:35 PM
I'm boycotting the screaming vag.

Did someone say va-jay-jay?
Title: Re: More Bottles
Post by: jesus on November 08, 2009, 03:24:44 AM
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 06, 2009, 02:17:09 PM

Know your enemy.



Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.