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Title: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 10, 2009, 09:50:29 AM: http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/top-10-internet-butterfaces/ (http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/top-10-internet-butterfaces/)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: wreckingball on October 10, 2009, 10:03:58 AM: yes, i agree with dave and i would drink most of them hot.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: The Prowler on October 10, 2009, 04:41:35 PM: So...2,3,6,7,9 and 10?
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Libertyhog on October 11, 2009, 12:41:45 AM: I'm betting #3 has a penus.

#7...oof.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 11, 2009, 11:29:12 PM: I want someone, anyone to admit they'd take #4.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Jumbo on October 12, 2009, 05:20:17 AM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 11, 2009, 11:29:12 PM
I want someone, anyone to admit they'd take #4.

The better question is would #4 take me?
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 12, 2009, 01:03:10 PM: Number 4 is... words escape me.

And I feel kind of sorry for #1. You just know she was put up to that by her new secret internet boyfriend in Europe that she has been e-sexting for weeks, you know, the guy who really understands her, and wants to date her but he can't because he's in Europe. She is not ugly in the traditional sense - probably pretty with hair and makeup done - but now she is all over the internet because her European boyfriend is really a 53-year old Subway Sandwich employee from Poughkeepsie who lives in an efficiency apartment in his mother's garage.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Saniflush on October 12, 2009, 01:06:19 PM: Bunch of lying bastards.

I would everyone of them except #1.

Who the hell am, I kidding? I'd hit number 1 also.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: jadennis on October 12, 2009, 01:57:12 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 12, 2009, 01:03:10 PM
Number 4 is... words escape me.

And I feel kind of sorry for #1. You just know she was put up to that by her new secret internet boyfriend in Europe that she has been e-sexting for weeks, you know, the guy who really understands her, and wants to date her but he can't because he's in Europe. She is not ugly in the traditional sense - probably pretty with hair and makeup done - but now she is all over the internet because her European boyfriend is really a 53-year old Subway Sandwich employee from Poughkeepsie who lives in an efficiency apartment in his mother's garage.

I'm not 53 and I don't live in Poughkeepsie.

But otherwise, your analysis is right on.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: wesfau2 on October 12, 2009, 02:01:36 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on October 12, 2009, 01:06:19 PM
Bunch of lying bastards.

I would everyone of them except #1.

Who the hell am, I kidding? I'd hit number 1 also.

Word.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Saniflush on October 12, 2009, 02:06:38 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on October 12, 2009, 02:01:36 PM
Word.

Really? This is what it has come to?

Only the two of us tell the truth?

Sad.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: wesfau2 on October 12, 2009, 02:11:57 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on October 12, 2009, 02:06:38 PM
Really? This is what it has come to?

Only the two of us tell the truth?

Sad.

We know the truth.

Given the bodies on some of those uggos, I wouldn't even require much booze. Just low lighting.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Saniflush on October 12, 2009, 02:14:54 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on October 12, 2009, 02:11:57 PM
We know the truth.

Given the bodies on some of those uggos, I wouldn't even require much booze. Just low lighting.

The truth is I would not require either on some. Extra points if they are REALLY into it. Enthusiasm can outweigh a number of other deficiencies.

Suc it Trebek.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Jumbo on October 12, 2009, 02:16:46 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on October 12, 2009, 02:11:57 PM
We know the truth.

Given the bodies on some of those uggos, I wouldn't even require much booze. Just low lighting.
They would turn me down....
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Saniflush on October 12, 2009, 02:20:55 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on October 12, 2009, 02:16:46 PM
They would turn me down....

Bullshit. Once you break off the winning smile on them....

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/2447259674_07facce308.jpg)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: CCTAU on October 12, 2009, 02:21:21 PM: Sadly enough, as a young man, after a few hours out, all of those women would have met my criteria. I did not see a bad body on any of them. And in the dark, you can't see an ugly head, but you can feel an ugly body.

Besides, #1 looks like she would be very gracious.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 12, 2009, 02:40:35 PM: #4 and #8 worry me for some reason. It'd just take about 3 extra beers and that worry would fade quickly.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 12, 2009, 08:27:30 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on October 12, 2009, 02:06:38 PM
Really? This is what it has come to?

Only the two of us tell the truth?

Sad.

Fuck it. College wasn't that long ago.

10 if she waxed that lip
9
8 looks a bit snaggle toothed and that worries me...so no
7 again, wax the lip
6
5 scares the shit outta me
4 you'd have to pay me AND I'd have to be lying ON the money
3 & 2 I think tie for the best bodies on here
1 I'm sorry but no. Ugly is one thing, loser another.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: The Prowler on October 12, 2009, 09:40:48 PM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 12, 2009, 08:27:30 PM
Fuck it. College wasn't that long ago.

10 if she waxed that lip
9
8 looks a bit snaggle toothed and that worries me...so no
7 again, wax the lip
6
5 scares the shit outta me
4 you'd have to pay me AND I'd have to be lying ON the money
3 & 2 I think tie for the best bodies on here
1 I'm sorry but no. Ugly is one thing, loser another.

(http://darialois.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/1420807-quagmire.jpg)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: wesfau2 on October 12, 2009, 10:05:40 PM: Damn, you women are critical.

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 12, 2009, 08:27:30 PM
Fuck it. College wasn't that long ago.

10 if she waxed that lip

Look at those tits. No "ifs" about that.

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9

Silence? I think it's the expression that's fucking this girl up. Besides she has great tits. Again...she's in.

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8 looks a bit snaggle toothed and that worries me...so no

Agree on the busted grill. But look at that body! Great tits! Hit it from the back! She's in.

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7 again, wax the lip

I think we have a poor photographer to blame here. Otherwise she's got hairy eye sockets as well. Look at those tits! She's in.

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6

This one looks like a bad photoshop. Still...see #8.

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5 scares the shit outta me

She has a vampire/zombie look happening. But check out those tits! In.

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4 you'd have to pay me AND I'd have to be lying ON the money

Looks 'shopped to me. This one is a tough call. Lots of booze will help her cause.

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3 & 2 I think tie for the best bodies on here

Agreed. Not much hesitation in doing these. By the way, did you see those tits?

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1 I'm sorry but no. Ugly is one thing, loser another.

Here's the primary difference between men and women. You dismiss this girl as a loser. I saw "kinky librarian" type. Bet she's a hellcat. And look at those fuckin tits!
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 12, 2009, 10:13:14 PM: Tits?
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 12, 2009, 10:24:32 PM: wesfau2 you remind me of a good friend I had in college. He was a good hearted kid and I guess he just saw the beauty in everyone. He didn't discriminate against the uh, unfortunate looking girls and come formal time he was in very serious demand.
He caught a lot of shit from the rest of us and that was just for the girls we actually saw. I know there were more that never saw the light of day.
My point?

He got laid more than any guy I ever knew. And apparently, as Sani has already pointed out...unfortunate looking girls sometimes really know how to show their appreciation.

Fuck Obama. You and my friend Eric should have won the Peace Prize. Have you seen the tits on it?
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: jadennis on October 12, 2009, 10:33:02 PM: Would wesfau2 hit it? I think we all know the answer...

"check out those tits"

(http://tonybruno.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/andre-smith.jpg)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: The Prowler on October 12, 2009, 10:41:45 PM: Quote from: jadennis on October 12, 2009, 10:33:02 PM
Would wesfau2 hit it? I think we all know the answer...

"check out those tits"

(http://tonybruno.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/andre-smith.jpg)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :puke: :puke:
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 12, 2009, 11:29:56 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on October 12, 2009, 10:05:40 PM
Here's the primary difference between men and women. You dismiss this girl as a loser. I saw "kinky librarian" type. Bet she's a hellcat. And look at those phukin tits!

This man knows and speaks the truth!
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: ggraf71 on October 13, 2009, 12:30:29 AM: Quote from: CCTAU on October 12, 2009, 02:21:21 PM
Sadly enough, as a young man, after a few hours out, all of those women would have met my criteria. I did not see a bad body on any of them. And in the dark, you can't see an ugly head, but you can feel an ugly body.

Besides, #1 looks like she would be very gracious.

I'm with you on this.

I always remember with my grandaddy's advice before I went off to college.

"If you're fucking based on faces, you're missing out on alot of pussy."
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Saniflush on October 13, 2009, 08:06:03 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on October 12, 2009, 10:05:40 PM
Damn, you women are critical.

Look at those tits. No "ifs" about that.

Silence? I think it's the expression that's fucking this girl up. Besides she has great tits. Again...she's in.

Agree on the busted grill. But look at that body! Great tits! Hit it from the back! She's in.

I think we have a poor photographer to blame here. Otherwise she's got hairy eye sockets as well. Look at those tits! She's in.

This one looks like a bad photoshop. Still...see #8.

She has a vampire/zombie look happening. But check out those tits! In.

Looks 'shopped to me. This one is a tough call. Lots of booze will help her cause.

Agreed. Not much hesitation in doing these. By the way, did you see those tits?

Here's the primary difference between men and women. You dismiss this girl as a loser. I saw "kinky librarian" type. Bet she's a hellcat. And look at those fuckin tits!

Boobies. My happy place.

Sweetheart think about it this way. It is best to hone ones craft as much as possible.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Godfather on October 13, 2009, 10:03:50 AM: Let it be known that wesfau2 is the perfect wingman, he has been known to take one for the team.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 13, 2009, 10:12:23 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on October 13, 2009, 08:06:03 AM

Sweetheart think about it this way. It is best to hone ones craft as much as possible.

I'm at the top of my game, Sani.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 13, 2009, 10:19:29 AM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 13, 2009, 10:12:23 AM
I'm at the top of my game, Sani.

All hat???
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Godfather on October 13, 2009, 10:20:08 AM: Quote from: War Eagle!!! on October 13, 2009, 10:19:29 AM
All hat???
I think we need visual proof.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 13, 2009, 10:33:30 AM: Quote from: Godfather on October 13, 2009, 10:20:08 AM
I think we need visual proof.

Of my skills?!

I do plan to be a respected member of the Alabama BAR just like Birdman and AWK...wait, that's not really making my point...
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Jumbo on October 13, 2009, 10:40:57 AM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 13, 2009, 10:33:30 AM
Of my skills?!

I do plan to be a respected member of the Alabama BAR just like Birdman and AWK...wait, that's not really making my point...
Poor interns!
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: No Huddle on October 13, 2009, 03:07:15 PM: Who are you guys kidding I just hit all of them in my room. Time to get back to work.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 13, 2009, 05:10:24 PM: Quote from: No Huddle on October 13, 2009, 03:07:15 PM
Who are you guys kidding I just hit all of them in my room. Time to get back to work.

^^^^THIS^^^^
Title: Re: Would You Hit It?
Post by: wesfau2 on October 14, 2009, 09:38:29 AM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 12, 2009, 10:24:32 PM

Fuck Obama. You and my friend Eric should have won the Peace Prize. Have you seen the tits on it?

Epic Peace Tits. My favorite kind.

Quote from: Godfather on October 13, 2009, 10:03:50 AM
Let it be known that wesfau2 is the perfect wingman, he has been known to take one for the team.

I'm an equal opportunity fucker. Life is short.