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Title: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: AlicevilleEagle on January 16, 2008, 11:01:08 AM
Some are NSFW...

http://cottonandsand.com/sandandcotton/?p=594 (http://cottonandsand.com/sandandcotton/?p=594)
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: Saniflush on January 16, 2008, 11:05:54 AM
HOLY FREAKING SHIT!   

You aren't gonna believe this but I know where this tattoo was done and knew the dumbass in the picture. It was done in Subic Bay, Philippines and that dumbass was in A company marine barricks.  I wonder how he likes that puppy now that it is 18 years later?
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: AUChizad on January 16, 2008, 11:29:30 AM
HOLY FREAKING SHIT!   

You aren't gonna believe this but I know where this tattoo was done and knew the dumbass in the picture. It was done in Subic Bay, Philippines and that dumbass was in A company marine barricks.  I wonder how he likes that puppy now that it is 18 years later?
Yeah, bush is kind of out these days.
I hear it's makin a comeback though, so good luck with that.
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: Thrilla on January 16, 2008, 11:32:22 AM
And we all now know why this tattoo was so popular back then...them Phillipine women just didn't cut the mustard...

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Introduction

Axillary intercourse is non-penetrative sex, or "outercourse," in which a man places his penis under the armpit of his lover to stimulate himself sexually. Often used as foreplay, axillary intercourse can also bring you to orgasm without the fears of unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Steps
1Step One)  Perform axillary intercourse in virtually any position. Your partner may lay comfortably on a bed as you straddle her, or may rest on her knees while you stand. From the front or from behind, the position really doesn't matter as long as both of you are relaxed and comfortable.
2Step Two)  Shave the armpit region. While not all people find shaving necessary, the friction caused during axillary sex can pull on the hairs and cause pain to your partner. Likewise, stubble from previously shaven armpits may be uncomfortable against your penis. Shave it clean and smooth.
3Step Three)  Lubricate your partner's armpit and your penis. Reapply lubricant as necessary. The constant skin on skin rubbing can be uncomfortable for both of you. Place your penis in the armpit of your partner and thrust back and forth as she holds her arm close to her body.
4Step Four)  Come to complete sexual release or ejaculate during axillary intercourse or use it as foreplay. Remember to communicate with your partner constantly so that the sexual experience is pleasing for both of you.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2155783_have-axillary-intercourse.html?ref=fuel (http://www.ehow.com/how_2155783_have-axillary-intercourse.html?ref=fuel)
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: AUChizad on January 16, 2008, 11:41:15 AM
Armpits? Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with titty "outercourse"?
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: AWK on January 16, 2008, 12:08:44 PM
Armpits? Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with titty "outercourse"?
Stop living in 2007 Chad. 
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 16, 2008, 12:31:40 PM
Yeah Chad.  Now get in the van.
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: AUChizad on January 16, 2008, 12:37:39 PM
Stop living in 2007 Chad. 
2008: The Year Of The Armpit Fucking.
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: Saniflush on January 16, 2008, 12:41:18 PM
2008: The Year Of The Armpit Fucking.

And leveled dungeon masters.
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: Tiger Six on January 16, 2008, 02:10:12 PM
And leveled dungeon masters.

Dumbass.  Dungeon masters don't have levels. 
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: Lurking Tiger on January 16, 2008, 06:41:45 PM
Armpits? Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with titty "outercourse"?

Alive and well, brotha.

Step One Straddle your female partner with your knees wrapped around her upper body and chest. She should be in the most comfortable position possible.

Step Two Apply lubricant to your penis and your partner's cleavage. The constant skin on skin friction of mammary intercourse can be uncomfortable for both of you if you don't lube.

Step Three Cup the breasts around your penis and pushing them together tightly without hurting your partner. Thrust back and forth with your penis. To increase the stimulation for your partner, caress her nipples. If desired, the woman may hold her own breasts together, helping to stimulate you sexually.

Step Four Adapt mammary intercourse in a variety of ways for heightened stimulation. For instance, your female partner may place her head on a pillow or lift her head gently and perform oral sex as you continue your thrusting motions. You may also hover your partner's head, facing towards her feet, and perform mammary intercourse while she stimulates your anus with her tongue and lips.

Step Five Communicate with your partner as you approach ejaculation. Some women may not enjoy the experience of receiving ejaculate on their faces. You can ejaculate between her breasts, on her face or neck, or even in her mouth if she so desires. You may also end mammary intercourse by removing your penis from her breasts and finishing on another part of her body.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2155782_have-mammary-intercourse.html (http://www.ehow.com/how_2155782_have-mammary-intercourse.html)
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 16, 2008, 07:03:08 PM
Alive and well, brotha.

Step One Straddle your female partner with your knees wrapped around her upper body and chest. She should be in the most comfortable position possible.

Step Two Apply lubricant to your penis and your partner's cleavage. The constant skin on skin friction of mammary intercourse can be uncomfortable for both of you if you don't lube.

Step Three Cup the breasts around your penis and pushing them together tightly without hurting your partner. Thrust back and forth with your penis. To increase the stimulation for your partner, caress her nipples. If desired, the woman may hold her own breasts together, helping to stimulate you sexually.

Step Four Adapt mammary intercourse in a variety of ways for heightened stimulation. For instance, your female partner may place her head on a pillow or lift her head gently and perform oral sex as you continue your thrusting motions. You may also hover your partner's head, facing towards her feet, and perform mammary intercourse while she stimulates your anus with her tongue and lips.

Step Five Communicate with your partner as you approach ejaculation. Some women may not enjoy the experience of receiving ejaculate on their faces. You can ejaculate between her breasts, on her face or neck, or even in her mouth if she so desires. You may also end mammary intercourse by removing your penis from her breasts and finishing on another part of her body.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2155782_have-mammary-intercourse.html (http://www.ehow.com/how_2155782_have-mammary-intercourse.html)


You should have left off the link...I was beginning to think you had potential as a writer...
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: AUChizad on January 16, 2008, 07:22:46 PM
You should have left off the link...I was beginning to think you had potential as a writer...
Dear Penthouse.
I was damn near chubbing.
Especially that last paragraph.

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Step Five Communicate with your partner as you approach ejaculation. Some women may not enjoy the experience of receiving ejaculate on their faces. You can ejaculate between her breasts, on her face or neck, or even in her mouth if she so desires. You may also end mammary intercourse by removing your penis from her breasts and finishing on another part of her body.
LOLz!
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: Thrilla on January 17, 2008, 10:04:58 AM
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You can ejaculate between her breasts, on her face or neck, or even in her mouth if she so desires is a pornstar   

That's better. 

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You may also hover your partner's head, facing towards her feet, and perform mammary intercourse while she stimulates your anus with her tongue and lips.

WTF?  Isn't this a variation of the "jackhammer"?  Or is it the "wheelbarrow"?  Maybe it's just me, but I'd defer to Ogre for advice on this one.  Leave my brown star out of it.  The Hershey Highway is shut down.  Exit only.  The dookey chute is closed.  The best stink is pink.  Yep.
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: Ogre on January 17, 2008, 10:12:20 AM
That's better. 

WTF?  Isn't this a variation of the "jackhammer"?  Or is it the "wheelbarrow"?  Maybe it's just me, but I'd defer to Ogre for advice on this one.  Leave my brown star out of it.  The Hershey Highway is shut down.  Exit only.  The dookey chute is closed.  The best stink is pink.  Yep.

You have much to learn.  This is nothing like either the jackhammer or the wheelbarrow.  Think 'scissor-lock' without the suffocation, or perhaps a teabag formation.

It also said 'stimulates your anus', not 'penetrates your anus'.  There's nothing wrong with a rim job, as long as you're cornhole is clean and there is no kissing afterwards. 
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: Lurking Tiger on January 17, 2008, 10:19:52 AM
There's nothing wrong with a rim job, as long as you're cornhole is clean.

I think it's supposed to be "After a rim job, your cornhole is clean."

there is no kissing afterwards. 

Be careful. Sometimes they like to sneek in the goodbye kiss on you.


Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 17, 2008, 03:39:22 PM
Please don't kid yourselves - there is nothing about any of that stuff that is remotely sexy/awesome/ or a turn on for the woman involved.  When we agree to do any of that nasty crap, it's because we are just not in the mood but are tired of hearing you whine and cry, and think that an alternative form will be over faster than if we put out the normal way.  But be forewarned - get the evidence in her hair or face and all bets are off.  It's not Oil of Olay.
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: AUChizad on January 17, 2008, 04:01:48 PM
Please don't kid yourselves - there is nothing about any of that stuff that is remotely sexy/awesome/ or a turn on for the woman involved.  When we agree to do any of that nasty crap, it's because we are just not in the mood but are tired of hearing you whine and cry, and think that an alternative form will be over faster than if we put out the normal way.  But be forewarned - get the evidence in her hair or face and all bets are off.  It's not Oil of Olay.
Fully aware of that.
Doesn't make it any less fun for me.
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: ssgaufan on January 17, 2008, 04:02:00 PM
Please don't kid yourselves - there is nothing about any of that stuff that is remotely sexy/awesome/ or a turn on for the woman involved.  When we agree to do any of that nasty crap, it's because we are just not in the mood but are tired of hearing you whine and cry, and think that an alternative form will be over faster than if we put out the normal way.  But be forewarned - get the evidence in her hair or face and all bets are off.  It's not Oil of Olay.

Damn.  Why can't women just rub it on in like lotion?

One more thing, don't knock a rim job until you try it.  Receiving one that is.
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 17, 2008, 04:06:13 PM
Damn.  Why can't women just rub it on in like lotion?

One more thing, don't knock a rim job until you try it.  Receiving one that is.
There are just some places a person's mouth should not go - one orifice is for input, the other for output  - two body parts as far away from each other as possible - there is a reason for this...
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: ssgaufan on January 17, 2008, 04:14:19 PM
Come on now, the puss, and anus are next door neighbors.
Title: Re: Tats, tats and stoopid tats...(link)
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 17, 2008, 04:17:23 PM
Fully aware of that.
Doesn't make it any less fun for me.
Oh, that's right... you're a guy.  Giving a damn about your partner's feelings is an unknown concept.  As long as you get your rocks off, that's all that matters.  

And those of you who are going "Yeah, and?" wonder why your wife/significant other is not interested in sex... with you...

You guys are letting an LSWhoer get one up on you all - there are many reasons I am married to my sweetie, but pretty damn high on the list is that he is the best, most considerate partner I have EVER been with.  It's not all about me, it's not all about him - it is all about US - and it is FABULOUS.