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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on September 16, 2009, 12:53:03 PM
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Didn't know there was such an award, but he got it.
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Didn't know there was such an award, but he got it.
There didn't use to be. They invented it for him.
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There didn't use to be. They invented it for him.
Would have made a good addition to the story...
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Would have made a good addition to the story...
There is always room for part deux later if warranted.
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There is always room for part deux later if warranted.
Right now I'm working on two pieces. One is a farce on sideline reporters. Probably funny only to me, but here's the premise:
Remember Animaniacs? Best cartoon series ever probably in terms of intelligence. There was a segment on there with Pinky and The Brain. At some point in every show Brain would ask Pinky "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" And Pinky would always say something like "I think so Brain, but this time you put the stockings on the buffalo."
To me, sideline reporters are so stupid I wish players would come up with "Pinkyisms" to answer their inane questions.
Holly Rowe or whoever asks the SAME TWO DAMN QUESTIONS every time. It's either "What were you thinking when you..." or "How does it feel, knowing that..." Just once I'd like for somebody to say: "I was thinking how many cows had to die to make that leather coat, Holly, four?"
The other piece is a prediction for Saturday. I'm actually doing research.
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Didn't know there was such an award, but he got it.
I guess that's because we've been Auburn fans all of our lives?
And forget the cows, I want to know just what/who Holly had to do to get that job.
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I guess that's because we've been Auburn fans all of our lives?
And forget the cows, I want to know just what/who Holly had to do to get that job.
Whatever. Like someone would deep six her. She has pictures of somebody with dead hookers or live boys.
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There is a Broyles award for the best assistant in college football annually. I don't think Gus has ever been nominated. Figure that.
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There is a Broyles award for the best assistant in college football annually. I don't think Gus has ever been nominated. Figure that.
That award is only presented to those coaches who have systems that will work in division 1.
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There is a Broyles award for the best assistant in college football annually. I don't think Gus has ever been nominated. Figure that.
He hasn't been a finalist, interesting though, Reggie Herring, defensive coordinator at Arkansas when Malzahn was OC in 2006, was named a finalist.
And of course Chizik won it in 2004.
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That award is only presented to those coaches who have systems that will work in division 1.
It's politics, too. Especially when Gus was having success at Tulsa and he wasn't even nominated.
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It's politics, too. Especially when Gus was having success at Tulsa and he wasn't even nominated.
It is surprising he wasn't nominated, but Stan Parrish from Ball State was, so it's just weird to me.
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Frank Broyles hates Jews.
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Frank Broyles hates Jews.
PawPaw likes ethnicity though.
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Holly Rowe or whoever asks the SAME TWO DAMN QUESTIONS every time. It's either "What were you thinking when you..." or "How does it feel, knowing that..." Just once I'd like for somebody to say: "I was thinking how many cows had to die to make that leather coat, Holly, four?"
Not to long ago the question would have ended with "two".
She must have something on somebody, cause her insights are not very deep.
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Not to long ago the question would have ended with "two".
She must have something on somebody, cause her insights are not very deep.
All the sideline babes are told what to ask from a producer in the truck. Therefore beauty before brains definately applies. Makes you wonder how Holly got the gig
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All the sideline babes are told what to ask from a producer in the truck. Therefore beauty before brains definately applies. Makes you wonder how Holly got the gig
Hey, you...
Kiss my tiny little perky ass!
Al, back to you.
Signed,
Suzy
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Holly Rowe is the solution to the Namath problem
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Holly Rowe is the solution to the Namath problem
Broadway has no problems. Well, none that can't be fixed with massive amounts of alcohol.
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Broadway has no problems. Well, none that can't be fixed with massive amounts of alcohol.
He already learned that move from the best in the business.
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He already learned that move from the best in the business.
:gig:
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Holly Rowe is the solution to the Namath problem
Slightly off topic - did any of you see Namath up in the suite at the Jets game? Great balls o' fire, he looked HORRIBLE - for a minute there, I thought he was the reincarnation of Howard Cosell and Yogi Berra's love child - big ears, transition lenses, bowl hair cut, honker nose... It was disgusting.
(http://www.buckdopp.com/images/591_Joe_Namath,_Steve_and_Buck.jpg)
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Slightly off topic - did any of you see Namath up in the suite at the Jets game? Great balls o' fire, he looked HORRIBLE - for a minute there, I thought he was the reincarnation of Howard Cosell and Yogi Berra's love child - big ears, transition lenses, bowl hair cut, honker nose... It was disgusting.
(http://www.buckdopp.com/images/591_Joe_Namath,_Steve_and_Buck.jpg)
Wll let's examine this.......
Yankee who went to Alabama.
nuff said?
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Slightly off topic - did any of you see Namath up in the suite at the Jets game? Great balls o' fire, he looked HORRIBLE - for a minute there, I thought he was the reincarnation of Howard Cosell and Yogi Berra's love child - big ears, transition lenses, bowl hair cut, honker nose... It was disgusting.
I did see that. He looked like he had been deflated by about 20%...extra wrinkly, kind of wobbly, and seemed like a old-timer with a touch of dementia celebrating their 98th birthday...he knew he was happy about something, I'm not so sure he know's what it was though.
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He kind of reminded me of the 2,500 yr old David Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China...
(http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq200/jadennis100/davidlopan.jpg)
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Holly Rowe is the solution to the Namath problem
Wonder when the new abstinence video of Holly walking around naked in her hotel room is going to come out?
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(http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq200/jadennis100/davidlopan.jpg)
Monte Kiffin, is that you??
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Wonder when the new abstinence video of Holly walking around naked in her hotel room is going to come out?
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.
You beat me to it.
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You beat me to it.
That's me baby. Three pumps and a jump.
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Wonder when the new abstinence video of Holly walking around naked in her hotel room is going to come out?
You're assuming someone would be willing to film such a scene.
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Good Gawd, can we please stop talking about it?
Mental visualization can be a cruel thing. :flag:
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That's me baby. Three pumps and a jump.
Sounds like you need a visit from Smiling Bob.
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Sounds like you need a visit from Smiling Bob.
I smile plenty already. I just like to get the first one out of the way.
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I smile plenty already. I just like to get the first one out of the way.
I hear ya, always thinking ahead.
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I smile plenty already. I just like to get the first one out of the way.
Must.Not.Reply.
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I smile plenty already. I just like to get the first one out of the way.
As I always say, " It's a race. I won. Where is your honor?"
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As I always say, " It's a race. I won. Where is your honor?"
Now I know why the winners pop a cork in celebration.
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Now I know why the winners pop a cork in celebration.
:box: Near 300 victories thus far!
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:box: Near 300 victories thus far!
Are we talking rounds? or fights?
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Are we talking rounds? or fights?
Rounds of course... I have some self-respect.
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Must.Not.Reply.
You disappoint. I set it up and nothing.
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Rounds of course... I have some self-respect.
I have none.
Ladies, the line forms to the left. Big, small, whatever. I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.
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I have none.
Ladies, the line forms to the left. Big, small, whatever. I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.
Changing your tune?
You have expressed feelings ranging from disinterest to outright disgust at the mention of some women.
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I have none.
Ladies, the line forms to the left. Big, small, whatever. I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.
Afterward, you'd favor Yoda.. But I am sure some women, somewhere think that is hot.
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I have none.
Ladies, the line forms to the left. Big, small, whatever. I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.
First one is Kirston Dunst.
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You disappoint. I set it up and nothing.
But Sani, I thought you made me promise never to talk about that night? I told you, it happens to a lot of guys...
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I have none.
Ladies, the line forms to the left. Big, small, whatever. I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.
Smiling Bob can.
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But Sani, I thought you made me promise never to talk about that night? I told you, it happens to a lot of guys...
Trust me darlin', I have no shame or embarassment. I am ALWAYS prepared for any situation.
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First one is Kirston Dunst.
Good. That will make the rest look even better. Will take a little longer and I might need a burlap bag, some airplane glue, a magic marker and a tube of axle grease, but I can make it work.
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Changing your tune?
You have expressed feelings ranging from disinterest to outright disgust at the mention of some women.
I'd fuck a tsetse fly if it would hold still long enough.
Some women aren't attractive. But they are still servicable.
As Paul Stanley once famously said when KISS kicked off an advertising campaign for Lane Bryant -- Big girls need love too.
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I'd phuk a tsetse fly if it would hold still long enough.
Some women aren't attractive. But they are still servicable.
You are all heart, K.
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I'd phuk a tsetse fly if it would hold still long enough.
Some women aren't attractive. But they are still servicable.
As Paul Stanley once famously said when KISS kicked off an advertising campaign for Lane Bryant -- Big girls need love too.
And you better believe that they are starvin' for that lovin'.
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And you better believe that they are starvin' for that lovin'.
......and they all taste like chicken. Im sorry, I just cant leave that alone.
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You are all heart, K.
Just a big teddy bear.
I used to think every woman was beautiful in some way. I have seen some shaved cat ass ugly women since I formulated that opinion, however. I can no longer state that with certainty.
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I have seen some shaved cat ass ugly women since I formulated that opinion, however.
So you're a bush guy, eh?
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Wait...we are talking about butt sex, right?
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Wait...we are talking about butt sex, right?
Different thread. Much more low key here.
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Different thread. Much more low key here.
Why do I always miss the party?
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But Sani, I thought you made me promise never to talk about that night? I told you, it happens to a lot of guys...
Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal.....
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Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal.....
I could see those very words coming Ronald Reagan.
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Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal.....
Tis true,and I've put men on the road for less.....
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Tis true,and I've put men on the road for less.....
:blink:
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Tis true,and I've put men on the road for less.....
Put 'em back where you found 'em?
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Put 'em back where you found 'em?
You don't count. I block out anything under 90 seconds. Like it never happened.
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You don't count. I block out anything under 90 seconds. Like it never happened.
" So you're saying I still have a chance?" -Loyd Christmas
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Tis true,and I've put men on the road for less.....
Oh Here She Comes...
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That's not a shovel I'm leaning on.
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Tis true,and I've put men on the road for less.....
If one has a tongue there is no excuse.
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If one has a tongue there is no excuse.
a.k.a the primer button. I knew you had a little bit of sense about you Sani. This is a very solid tool of prosperity and happiness for both parties. A tool that only the imagination can limit.
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I can think of at least one othwer thing other than just the imagination that would limit me sticking my head down there...
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You don't count. I block out anything under 90 seconds. Like it never happened.
Shit, 90 seconds. Thanks honey, but we both know it was around 30... and you fell in love.
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a.k.a the primer button. I knew you had a little bit of sense about you Sani. This is a very solid tool of prosperity and happiness for both parties. A tool that only the imagination can limit.
I don't like to show my hold cards until it's time.
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poop, 90 seconds. Thanks honey, but we both know it was around 30... and you fell in love.
Of course I did. :)
What was your name again sugar?
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Of course I did. :)
What was your name again sugar?
You called me daddy.
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You called me daddy.
dammit. Walked right into that one.
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dammit. Walked right into that one.
:)
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Damn.
I just opened a Malzahn thread expecting to see 6 pages of back and forth, only to find out that size DOES matter and that my wife has been lying to me for 9 years.
Assholes. The whole lot of you.
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Damn.
I just opened a Malzahn thread expecting to see 6 pages of back and forth, only to find out that size DOES matter and that my wife has been lying to me for 9 years.
Assholes. The whole lot of you.
You underestimate our propensity for diverse conversation.
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You underestimate our propensity for diverse conversation.
Just some good wholesome entertainment......it is entertainment right? RIGHT? No?