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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUTailgatingRules on September 13, 2009, 02:13:45 AM
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2 games in a row, we get points at the end of the 1st half. Last week a field goal, this week a TD. Who thinks TUBs gets any of those points? Both were momentum changers and led to the 2 blowouts.
Hate to break it Kaos and Greasey but your nightmares are not coming true
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speakin' of "Simple Jack"...has he posted on any of the game threads?
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2 games in a row, we get points at the end of the 1st half. Last week a field goal, this week a TD. Who thinks TUBs gets any of those points? Both were momentum changers and led to the 2 blowouts.
Hate to break it Kaos and Greasey but your nightmares are not coming true
Other than the fact that you're being moronic about the nightmares, I agree with your premise.
In the past couple of years we probably wouldn't have played it that way. Glad it worked out. Hope it continues.
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We would have taken a knee and ran the clock out under TT.
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Other than the fact that you're being moronic about the nightmares, I agree with your premise.
In the past couple of years we probably wouldn't have played it that way. Glad it worked out. Hope it continues.
Don't expect sympathy. You've made yourself the martyr for the Chizik and his staff will make us look back at 08 with fond memories cause.
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Don't expect sympathy. You've made yourself the martyr for the Chizik and his staff will make us look back at 08 with fond memories cause.
We're two games in, Chizad. I don't expect sympathy and I don't want it. I'd sort of like to see how it plays out over the long run, but I realize your need to somehow get one up on me (which isn't possible, but have fun trying).
But I also don't expect stupidity. At no time in my life have I ever wished ill on Auburn. I realize those of you who leaped on the Franklin bandwagon and got your asses burned feel as if you must somehow find redemption because I told you so there, but if that's the reason for your existence? I have pity for you.
Me? I'm going to enjoy the good things Auburn does. I'll happily comment on them. And if things go badly? Well, I'll have my opinion then as well. Because that's what I do. It's what I've always done -- for the last 20 years it's what I've done.
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Don't expect sympathy. You've made yourself the martyr for the Chizik and his staff will make us look back at 08 with fond memories cause.
I would hold up declaring this thing a success. You may just want to deal with the foot rather than the shoes as well.
I saw a lot of good things last night but we had some glaring breakdowns. When we pushed the offense snapping the ball with 18 or more seconds left on the clock MSU could not keep up. When we got lax on hurry up we struggled.
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We're two games in, Chizad. I don't expect sympathy and I don't want it. I'd sort of like to see how it plays out over the long run, but I realize your need to somehow get one up on me (which isn't possible, but have fun trying).
But I also don't expect stupidity. At no time in my life have I ever wished ill on Auburn. I realize those of you who leaped on the Franklin bandwagon and got your asses burned feel as if you must somehow find redemption because I told you so there, but if that's the reason for your existence? I have pity for you.
Me? I'm going to enjoy the good things Auburn does. I'll happily comment on them. And if things go badly? Well, I'll have my opinion then as well. Because that's what I do. It's what I've always done -- for the last 20 years it's what I've done.
First, I never said Franklin would set the world on fire. I may have made an optimistic statement or two, but I'm an Auburn fan. Sue me.
Second, you've been the one with the solid position that this year would be beyond failure. You've used the feather you stuck in your cap after Franklin flopped to say that you're never wrong about anything ever.
And I know the season's not close to being over yet. But considering what we've seen in the first two games have put the record books through the shredder, and has provided excitment not seen in my lifetime, including this point in 04, I'd say it's a safe bet that the "chizdick sucking loons" who dared to have the utter stupidity as you saw it, to say that maybe this season could work out, and Chizik & his staff know are not complete & utter failures in all facets of life just might not have been so brainless after all.
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Second, you've been the one with the solid position that this year would be beyond failure. You've used the feather you stuck in your cap after Franklin flopped to say that you're never wrong about anything ever.
May I suggest the Sylvan Learning Center for your reading dysfunction?
You can go anywhere you want on this board and you'll find I've said the same motherfucking thing from day one until today.
Let me break it down for you into little pieces:
1) Auburn had enough talent to win the West last year according to everybody who should know. That talent is still there.
2) When Jacobs promised a nationwide search and the best money could buy and brought back Chizik, that was a fail of epic proportions no matter how it eventually turns out. We've had this discussion a million times and I can't understand why some of you can't get that through your skulls.
3) I fully expect Chizik to post seven or eight wins this season due to #1. Anything less would be pretty bad. I've said that since December. Haven't wavered. So how they bleeding fuck you could get that I'm "pissed" or sad that Auburn is winning is beyond me. It shows a complete lack of intelligence.
4) I've been right about a hell of a lot more than Franklin (including my prediction for yesterday's result) but some of you fucksticks were such assholes about it when I TOLD you what was happening with Franklin that YOU continue to have a problem with me being right about that. You heard me. The problem with that is ALL, every bit, you. Me being right about that -- and being right while I was out there on an island and some of you jello-brained monkeys were showing your ass -- changed the way you react to everything I've said or thought since. Because YOU have the problem.
Yeah, I was right. So what? I would rather have been wrong. For some of you, your entire life on this board has become dedicated to finding something about which I'm wrong -- good luck -- and harping on it so you can wipe up some of the godzilla sized egg you got on our collective faces last year.
5) I don't GIVE A FUCK about being right. I just say what I think. My thinking changes based on what I see and hear sometimes. It happens. I used to think Ryan Leaf was a better draft pick than Manning. Obviously I don't think that NOW, but given the same information at the same time, I'd probably think the same thing.
I've been wrong before. I'll be wrong again. Maybe now. Maybe not. All I want is what's best for Auburn and if that happens to be me being wrong about something, then I'm 10000% okay with it.
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Damn the same post's for the past 6 months?
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Damn the same post's for the past 6 months?
Pretty much. I say something a few people soil their diapers and spend eight pages explaining to me what I meant to say. At the end, I say what I originally said again and try to clarify it.
Then a few days later somebody comes back with the very same thing again. It's like they just don't listen. They certainly don't hear.
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I have a question. Is it possible...just possible that in the interview process that Gene Chizik said all the right things? That they actually went into the search with certain criteria for a Corch and he was the one that met all those far more than any other Corch they interviewed? Could it be that they laid out a plan and said, "The next Corch we hire needs to be..A..B..C, and D..We want to hear him say that he will do those things before we hire him"?
As Pat Dye so aptly bitch slapped Finebaum with in an interview right after Chizik was hired, you weren't there. You don't know who was interviewed and what was asked and answered and how they answered. Dye said that Chizik blew them away with his interview and that he said everything that they wanted to hear and was exactly what they were looking for in a Corch. We were all stunned after looking for Vince Lombardi to be dug up from the grave and instead, getting a Corch who could not turn the most pathetic D1 school in history around. But, is it possible that they actually went into the search with an open mind to see who on the list fit the criteria? Wow, what a novel idea.
I was as stunned as anyone when Chizik was hired, but then, I didn't interview Turner Gill or anybody else and I wasn't there when the interviews took place. Maybe Corch Chizik said, "I would do this, this and this..." and Jacobs, Dye, Lowder Ranes, Barfield or whoever said...now that's what we're looking for in a Coach.
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You are rollin'!
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You are rollin'!
He can also deep snap.
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I have a question. Is it possible...just possible that in the interview process that Gene Chizik said all the right things? That they actually went into the search with certain criteria for a Corch and he was the one that met all those far more than any other Corch they interviewed? Could it be that they laid out a plan and said, "The next Corch we hire needs to be..A..B..C, and D..We want to hear him say that he will do those things before we hire him"?
As Pat Dye so aptly bitch slapped Finebaum with in an interview right after Chizik was hired, you weren't there. You don't know who was interviewed and what was asked and answered and how they answered. Dye said that Chizik blew them away with his interview and that he said everything that they wanted to hear and was exactly what they were looking for in a Corch. We were all stunned after looking for Vince Lombardi to be dug up from the grave and instead, getting a Corch who could not turn the most pathetic D1 school in history around. But, is it possible that they actually went into the search with an open mind to see who on the list fit the criteria? Wow, what a novel idea.
I was as stunned as anyone when Chizik was hired, but then, I didn't interview Turner Gill or anybody else and I wasn't there when the interviews took place. Maybe Corch Chizik said, "I would do this, this and this..." and Jacobs, Dye, Lowder Ranes, Barfield or whoever said...now that's what we're looking for in a Coach.
Forget it Harvey, I've said this since WAY early in the process and I was immediately labeled a fucking moron for thinking this type of hyperbole.
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Forget it Harvey, I've said this since WAY early in the process and I was immediately labeled a phuking moron for thinking this type of hyperbole.
Liar. You're a fucking moron for a lot of reasons that have nothing to do with this particular issue.
Here's the thing, Harvey. If you're so stupid you hire somebody based on what they say in an interview and ignore their entire body of work then you're Jay Jacobs. You've hired people. You know that if you're going to hire somebody for a high profile job, they've got to do more than talk the game. They've got to give you examples of their work.
I hated Jacobs BEFORE he hired Chizik. I didn't like him being hired in the first place. I won't ever like him. He's not a smart man.
I ask you again. Please name one thing in the Auburn athletic department that is better since Jacobs took over than it was before he got there. Facilities? Maybe. But all of our programs either have or are languishing under his direction. The hire of Chizik was just an extension of that. I think most people agree that if it DOES work out long term it won't be from any real brilliance on the part of Jacobs. He just got lucky.
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Liar. You're a fucking moron for a lot of reasons that have nothing to do with this particular issue.
Here's the thing, Harvey. If you're so stupid you hire somebody based on what they say in an interview and ignore their entire body of work then you're Jay Jacobs. You've hired people. You know that if you're going to hire somebody for a high profile job, they've got to do more than talk the game. They've got to give you examples of their work.
I hated Jacobs BEFORE he hired Chizik. I didn't like him being hired in the first place. I won't ever like him. He's not a smart man.
I ask you again. Please name one thing in the Auburn athletic department that is better since Jacobs took over than it was before he got there. Facilities? Maybe. But all of our programs either have or are languishing under his direction. The hire of Chizik was just an extension of that. I think most people agree that if it DOES work out long term it won't be from any real brilliance on the part of Jacobs. He just got lucky.
What Harvey said was common sense. YOU weren't involved. YOU are fucking clueless. You having your opinion is fine. You calling people liars, morons or stupid is just you being your typical PRICK self.
This is something you should seriously consider shutting your hole for two seconds about.
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What Harvey said was common sense. YOU weren't involved. YOU are phuking clueless. You having your opinion is fine. You calling people liars, morons or stupid is just you being your typical PRICK self.
This is something you should seriously consider shutting your hole for two seconds about.
Tick, tock. Two seconds are up. AHHHHHHHH, go phuk a duck. Or some reptile or something. If anything I'm about to get louder.
Nope. YOU, puckernuts, with your self-pitying whining because mean old Kaos hurt your little bitty feelings and you can't help but troll for sympathy with your self indulgent little jibes --- that's why you keep getting smacked.
You had a chance to let it ride. You don't have it in you. Cause deep down you're just insecure. I know this. Yes, I do.
Oh. Stop lying and I won't mention it. That would help.
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Tick, tock. Two seconds are up. AHHHHHHHH, go phuk a duck. Or some reptile or something. If anything I'm about to get louder.
Nope. YOU, puckernuts, with your self-pitying whining because mean old Kaos hurt your little bitty feelings and you can't help but troll for sympathy with your self indulgent little jibes --- that's why you keep getting smacked.
You had a chance to let it ride. You don't have it in you. Cause deep down you're just insecure. I know this. Yes, I do.
Oh. Stop lying and I won't mention it. That would help.
Haha. You see, you've dug yourself a hole here Kaos. Fact is EVERYONE HERE remembers me, and others making this point. Harvey makes it again tonight. Go dig up the "Chopper's Stupid Fucking Opinion" thread and then call me a liar. It's the EXACT reason I posted it because I knew you'd lie and act like this and try to misrepresent me at any opportunity.
You didn't bother responding remember? If you had read it, and taken two seconds to stop misrepresenting MY position, you'd know to shut your fucking pie hole.
You've turned football debate into, me being insecure, more namecalling, being stupid and acting like you hurt my feelings. You act like you're above everything and yet are THE very source of all your OWN petty shit. You just get pissed at me because I'm one of the few that throws your bullshit back in your face.
As far as being "loud", that's about all you're capable of anymore in this forum. Your writing is excellent on the front. Too bad your Dr. Jekyl / Mr. Hyde routine is way too transparent to be hidden anymore when it comes to the forums.
You fucked up. Period. You've tried to cover up, back pedal and do everything you can, but you can't escape your own words and actions over a period of eight months.
Sorry.
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Here it is Kaos.... There's not a THING that can be brought back on me to make me look like you've portrayed. How did you respond? You fucking didn't. That's why you constantly look like an uneducated loon when it comes to me and MY opinion.
This may be shockingly simple, but really, what else do we have? We have a whole lot of, well, not much. Not much to go on here when it comes to Gene Chizik as HC at Auburn. He simply hasn't been there long, and he hasn't coached a game yet.
Let me go point by point:
1. Am I happy with the hire? I think if you went back to the day the announcement was made, I had my pitchfork sharpened, torch, matches and was lacing up my bootstraps. Then, a little common sense hit me. Like most, I was pissed because Chizik was so out of left field. Nobody expected it. We were all looking for a bigger name, and had just gone through an embarrassment with Turner Gill. We had interviewed everyone short of my mother to coach. It sucked. I simply figured, I have to trust, that even though the timing of his hire couldn't be worse due to expectations of the fans, that people intimate with the situation knew better. These are highly educated men, that could not afford a major mistake in hiring a HC. Their lives, families lives and job security ALL depended on THIS hire. So, I put my pitchfork, torch down, put my flipflops back on and decided to watch, and see.
2. Coaches? Who can argue with who he's hired as a staff???? (Well, we know one or two that certainly will.) Malzahn? There are some here that would have been probably happier if we had hired HIM as HC. We got him anyway. Roof? A former HC at Duke, and a coach that brought a Big Ten cellar dwellar respectable defenses at Minnesota. Between Roof and Chizik, I like our D. Trooper and Luper? Serious recruiting presence and by all accounts know what the hell they're doing at their positional responsibilities.
3. Recruting? Well, I believe that they've got Auburn back into conversations where it had dissappeared here recently. In the living rooms of top recruits. I don't believe that Auburn will score loads of top talent in the first year or two simply because, we've got words and big weekends on top of NO results on the field yet. If we pull a few major recruits, show some results on the field (win or lose), I believe we'll see an uptick in the recruiting over the next few years.
4. Todd as QB? Well, let's face it. He was dealing with just a little bit last year. Coaches fucking up behind the curtain, and fucking each other in the mouth in front of it also. Injury to his throwing shoulder. I'm not a doctor, don't play one on TV, but I'm almost certainly positive that it effected his throwing abilities. No, we didn't know that a lot of last year, but having that information now, certainly can't be ignored..although some do anyway. An offensive line blocking from a two point stance and grossly underweight. Do I need to go on? I think if he came in, and understands the offense, executes it, has the players backing (which appears to be so from what I've seen or read), WINS the preseason competition to get the starters job, then I'm willing to support it. I've been on the road talking bricks and steel to customers, not watching the QB's practice and throw footballs. I'll leave this one up to the coaches right there. Could he curl up in a little ball continuously and lay a turd? Sure. You'll have to ask others for that one, certainly they seem to already know.
5. Other QB's? They must suck if Todd wins the job, right? Absolutley not. It just MIGHT be possible that Todd knows, and can execute the offense better right now. Kodi happily took a WR position in support of Todd. Tells me something.
6. Ames vs. Auburn. I think we almost all universally agree what a shitbag place Ames is compared to Auburn football speaking. I've lived near or in both. They're just is NOT the same thing.
7. Season Prediction? Shoot, I seriously hope we finish with a winning record. I don't know if we will or not. Depth is going to be an issue this year, and that's going to be something that we've got to get used to. If our offense can execute, then I'm hoping we can have early success in games and outscore a few folks. If we can't score, we're dead. Period. I think this year will probably be a lot like last year in a sense that we'll be in a lot of games, even a few we shouldn't, but in the end, it'll be an even split on the wins and losses.
I'm more interested in how the kids respond. How the coaches respond. How the recruits see it. Will Auburn fold like a cheap deck chair, or grind games out like AU vs. LSU '04, or other great games. Not sure. It's all brand new.
So, I suppose I'm a middle of the road guy. I've allowed myself to use enough common sense to understand that this season could go either way. They're my Auburn Tigers, just as much as any other one of you out there. I want only the best. I see things a little rosier than some sometimes, because I want to see my team do well. One thing I won't do is ignore circumstance and facts to form an opinion, only to call it fact. That's for others to do.
Keep getting louder though.
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POSTING TEMPLATE FOR KAOS
Insult of previous post author (i.e. Dumb fuck, stop posting while drunk, fucking idiot, you need grammar lessons, go suck a goose dick etc.)
Restate that you have said the same things since day one etc.
State your point above post.
Call out the previous poster for not agreeing with me, how they are always confused about what I post, recommendations for going back and reading the previous 4811 posts about how I am right and you will be forever wrong.
Last statement, recommended that you tell the previous posters to once again fuck themselves, go back to school, watch the game again. Insinuate that the above poster should stop posting and go play in a fire and or traffic.
****Example****
CHF, you are a moronic fuck that only posts irrelevant bullshit. You need to mind your own business because this has nothing to do with my postings, you cock sucking, donkey fucking, pile of rat shit.
I have said before that I don't care if you believe me or not or like the way I post, I'm not going to change my responses for you or anyone else. I speak the truth and what I fucking say is the only opinion that you should ever remember.
You gripe about the way I post, maybe you should research more and come up with your own insightful posts and enlighten us as to what a good post should look like you mommy part drizzle.
Yeah CHF, you are definitely a wasted wad of sperm and in fact, you should just go douse yourself with some gas and light up a cig. Fucking idiot.
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POSTING TEMPLATE FOR KAOS
Insult of previous post author (i.e. Dumb fuck, stop posting while drunk, fucking idiot, you need grammar lessons, go suck a goose dick etc.)
Restate that you have said the same things since day one etc.
State your point above post.
Call out the previous poster for not agreeing with me, how they are always confused about what I post, recommendations for going back and reading the previous 4811 posts about how I am right and you will be forever wrong.
Last statement, recommended that you tell the previous posters to once again fuck themselves, go back to school, watch the game again. Insinuate that the above poster should stop posting and go play in a fire and or traffic.
****Example****
CHF, you are a moronic fuck that only posts irrelevant bullshit. You need to mind your own business because this has nothing to do with my postings, you cock sucking, donkey fucking, pile of rat shit.
I have said before that I don't care if you believe me or not or like the way I post, I'm not going to change my responses for you or anyone else. I speak the truth and what I fucking say is the only opinion that you should ever remember.
You gripe about the way I post, maybe you should research more and come up with your own insightful posts and enlighten us as to what a good post should look like you mommy part drizzle.
Yeah CHF, you are definitely a wasted wad of sperm and in fact, you should just go douse yourself with some gas and light up a cig. Fucking idiot.
***** and two thumbs up.
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POSTING TEMPLATE FOR KAOS
Insult of previous post author (i.e. Dumb phuk, stop posting while drunk, phuking idiot, you need grammar lessons, go suck a goose tool etc.)
Restate that you have said the same things since day one etc.
State your point above post.
Call out the previous poster for not agreeing with me, how they are always confused about what I post, recommendations for going back and reading the previous 4811 posts about how I am right and you will be forever wrong.
Last statement, recommended that you tell the previous posters to once again phuk themselves, go back to school, watch the game again. Insinuate that the above poster should stop posting and go play in a fire and or traffic.
****Example****
CHF, you are a moronic phuk that only posts irrelevant bullpoop. You need to mind your own business because this has nothing to do with my postings, you cock sucking, donkey phuking, pile of rat poop.
I have said before that I don't care if you believe me or not or like the way I post, I'm not going to change my responses for you or anyone else. I speak the truth and what I phuking say is the only opinion that you should ever remember.
You gripe about the way I post, maybe you should research more and come up with your own insightful posts and enlighten us as to what a good post should look like you hair pie drizzle.
Yeah CHF, you are definitely a wasted wad of sperm and in fact, you should just go douse yourself with some gas and light up a cig. phuking idiot.
Two small items.
One, you confirm the fact that I'm consistent and maintain the same position. I'm good with that. I do have to repeat the same thing over and over because the same question keeps getting asked. Thanks for that.
Two (and this is a big one), only a small handful of people get the dumbass treatment. It's really down to about one now except in the rare occasions when somebody else attempts to mediate.
Here let me give you an example:
Posting template for (insert poster of your choice here):
Post something really stupid and moronic,but use lots and lots of words and emphasize the use of commas.
Complain about being attacked without noting that 95% of your posts contain references to another poster in one way or another. Don't understand that this is a manifestation of extreme insecurity and self-loathing issues.
Celebrate with yourself for scoring big.
Turn every thread into a rampaging dinosaur shit fest.
Rinse and repeat.
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I still say you two should just fuck and get that shit over with.
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MUAH, WINK
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I still say you two should just fuck and get that shit over with.
Mmmm. Hate sex.
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I still say you two should just phuk and get that poop over with.
I'm just going to put his schizo ass back on ignore. I don't care about anything he has to say and certainly don't give a flying fuck at a rainbow Skittle about his jurassic attempts to interpret what I say. The dead horsefly on my back porch has more and better insight anyway.
I tried the ignore thing for several months and was okay with it. It was peaceful, in fact. I just got tired of seeing **This user is currently ignored ** after every single one of my posts. He can claim to be the victim and pretend he's the martyr (which he's done ad infinitum) but his insecurity and jealousy won't allow him to let it die. He's so insecure and so completely lacking in self awareness that he has a compelling need to prove he's somehow better or smarter or something than I am. That's not going to happen. I could get struck by lightning and have half my brain blasted out of my head and I'd still have the advantage.
Chopper? You're better at golf, or so I hear. And you can drink more than I do. There you go. Just take that and go with it. It's all you'll ever get.
Back to ignore where he belongs.
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Posting template for (insert poster of your choice here):
Post something really stupid and moronic,but use lots and lots of words and emphasize the use of commas.
Complain about being attacked without noting that 95% of your posts contain references to another poster in one way or another. Don't understand that this is a manifestation of extreme insecurity and self-loathing issues.
Celebrate with yourself for scoring big.
Turn every thread into a rampaging dinosaur shit fest.
Rinse and repeat.
This is just YOUR template again. :doh:
I'm just going to put his schizo ass back on ignore. I don't care about anything he has to say and certainly don't give a flying fuck at a rainbow Skittle about his jurassic attempts to interpret what I say. The dead horsefly on my back porch has more and better insight anyway.
I tried the ignore thing for several months and was okay with it. It was peaceful, in fact. I just got tired of seeing **This user is currently ignored ** after every single one of my posts. He can claim to be the victim and pretend he's the martyr (which he's done ad infinitum) but his insecurity and jealousy won't allow him to let it die. He's so insecure and so completely lacking in self awareness that he has a compelling need to prove he's somehow better or smarter or something than I am. That's not going to happen. I could get struck by lightning and have half my brain blasted out of my head and I'd still have the advantage.
Chopper? You're better at golf, or so I hear. And you can drink more than I do. There you go. Just take that and go with it. It's all you'll ever get.
Back to ignore where he belongs.
Same rehashed insults and repetitive crap....Chopper's insecure. Chopper's a jurrasic this or that. Chopper's a martyr.... blah blah blah....
Man, you SURE love to dish it, but you're the only one constantly running off to the ignore button.
Sucks not having EVERYONE respect your bullshit, huh.
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Mmmm. Hate sex.
Nah you've seen Chop he looks more like a gentle lover.
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Nah you've seen Chop he looks more like a gentle lover.
Evidently you glossed over "The Spocker" pic.... :silence:
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Evidently you glossed over "The Spocker" pic.... :silence:
That's what the Godfather considers gentle. The other involves Jumbo when he's been dogless.
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That's what the Godfather considers gentle. The other involves Jumbo when he's been dogless.
DAYYUMMMNN.... Understood.... Then yes...Gentle it is.
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Wow. Mr. Insecurity wasted no time.
The very next post after I pointed out that every post of mine is followed by **This user is currently ignored ** when I have him on ignore?
Guess what the post following that one said?
** This user is currently ignored **
Can we just change the wording to ** This user lacks a shred of self-awareness and continues to post out of some compelling need to prove something to himself and hopefully others **
At least I'd get a laugh out of that.
** sigh **
Rampage on, dinosaur. I'll not be seeing it. Although I do realize that when I have you on ignore your neediness increases tenfold.
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Wow. Mr. Insecurity wasted no time.
The very next post after I pointed out that every post of mine is followed by **This user is currently ignored ** when I have him on ignore?
Guess what the post following that one said?
** This user is currently ignored **
Can we just change the wording to ** This user lacks a shred of self-awareness and continues to post out of some compelling need to prove something to himself and hopefully others **
At least I'd get a laugh out of that.
** sigh **
Rampage on, dinosaur. I'll not be seeing it. Although I do realize that when I have you on ignore your neediness increases tenfold.
Another dinosaur reference...imagine that... More references to my insecurity... Dude, you should rename yourself "Groundhog Day"...for real.
Find the ignore button dumbass, it STILL says ZERO. The reason you see that, is because I've actually been talking to others on here too. It's not all about you unfortunately. This is AGAIN, another example, where you say you'll finally put me back on ignore, only not to do it. DO IT!!!! PLEASE. I find it ironic you talking about "wasting" no time in responding when you did it just as fast, if not faster.
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And.... again. ** This user currently ignored **
I'm sure he'll follow THIS post with another of his own, but I think we've clearly established a pattern here.
Get over yourself, Chopper, please. I'm not ever going to fuck you. You can just get that out of your head. I don't swing that way. Obsess over somebody else for a while.
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Write it down ladies and gentlemen, we will be the first team in the history of any sport to constantly bitch at each other after winning a championship someday... People will talk about us for decades... :suicide:
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And.... again. ** This user currently ignored **
I'm sure he'll follow THIS post with another of his own, but I think we've clearly established a pattern here.
Get over yourself, Chopper, please. I'm not ever going to fuck you. You can just get that out of your head. I don't swing that way. Obsess over somebody else for a while.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You want to talk about "patterns" Kaos? You're the king of them for sure.
I'm not talking to you in 90% of the threads here. Only in one here right now were YOU have addressed me directly. But, I'M obsessed??? Laughable. STILL not ignored like you've said for an hour... Who's obsessed???
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Write it down ladies and gentlemen, we will be the first team in the history of any sport to constantly bitch at each other after winning a championship someday... People will talk about us for decades... :suicide:
Nope. You should have seen the wars on some of the LSU boards back in the day.
I'm sorry, I just have a low tolerance for churlish idiot. I realize it demeans me to lower myself to the level of others, but I keep thinking that maybe one day I'll get through and make a change for the better. It's like that special ed teacher who keeps going back to the classroom day after day when little Frankie just poops on himself and makes bubbling noises. She keeps trying, hoping that one day the light might go on in little Frankie's head.
It's that power of hope that keeps me going. But for the time being, I'm giving hope a vacation.
The user is still ignored. And still replying. I guess stupid never goes on vacation.
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The user is still ignored. And still replying. I guess stupid never goes on vacation.
Hey, Captain Smartass...
You DO know that EVERYONE can see your profile and where it says "0" members on ignore....Right? Cause right now (unless you change it RIGHT NOW) you have "0" members.
Also, I'd like to point out, that I never said I was going to ignore you. You're supposedly ignoreing ME...remember?
HELLLOOOO!!!
Get on that. Do us this favor....
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Less talking, more fucking.
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Less talking, more fucking.
He's all yours RWS. I know you miss him when you're cold at night.
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Write it down ladies and gentlemen, we will be the first team in the history of any sport to constantly bitch at each other after winning a championship someday... People will talk about us for decades... :suicide:
When we win a championship, you better get the KY ready cause I am a callin.
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Less talking, more fucking.
+1
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He's all yours RWS. I know you miss him when you're cold at night.
Maybe if you would have paid more attention to me, I would miss you when I'm cold at night. But no, you're always out with your friends. I was so lonely......I couldn't wait for you forever......and War Eagle!!! was always there for me.....and.....
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Maybe if you would have paid more attention to me, I would miss you when I'm cold at night. But no, you're always out with your friends. I was so lonely......I couldn't wait for you forever......and War Eagle!!! was always there for me.....and.....
Wench is stealing him... I know... I know... If you come by, you'll find Kaos banging on my door, cold and wet on the doorstep... wrapped in a snuggie and full of content...
He could use you right now. He needs a friend. Be his friend RWS.
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Why did I get brought into this? I hadn't said shit to anyone...I still think it is the same shit everyone has been argueing about for over 6 months...
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Why did I get brought into this? I hadn't said shit to anyone...I still think it is the same shit everyone has been argueing about for over 6 months...
We know... It's cool. RWS just wants to cuddle is all...
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We know... It's cool. RWS just wants to cuddle is all...
Too bad...I am all wench's...
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Too bad...I am all wench's...
Music to my ears, baby...
Now go get momma a piece of pecan pie, okay? Thanks, sugar.
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Too bad...I am all wench's...
That's what I told him...he wept.
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Music to my ears, baby...
Now go get momma a piece of pecan pie, okay? Thanks, sugar.
I've been meaning to talk to you about this, you might want to cut back on the snacks.
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I've been meaning to talk to you about this, you might want to cut back on the snacks.
Then find me a man around here who might constitute a whole meal... you certainly don't qualify.
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Then find me a man around here who might constitute a whole meal... you certainly don't qualify.
Nevermind what I said, you might want to eat something, hunger is making you angry!
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Then find me a man around here who might constitute a whole meal... you certainly don't qualify.
Whatever, 3 inches is a delicacy in Asia. Just ask Thrilla.
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Hey, Captain Smartass...
You DO know that EVERYONE can see your profile and where it says "0" members on ignore....Right? Cause right now (unless you change it RIGHT NOW) you have "0" members.
Also, I'd like to point out, that I never said I was going to ignore you. You're supposedly ignoreing ME...remember?
HELLLOOOO!!!
Get on that. Do us this favor....
Chopper, I don't mean to interject in the "on again, off again" with Kaos, but the profile you are speaking of shows, " Ignored by: ". Kaos' profile shows that he is ignored by 0 members. Your's shows that you are ignored by 1 member.
I think you may have that feature confused.
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Chopper, I don't mean to interject in the "on again, off again" with Kaos, but the profile you are speaking of shows, " Ignored by: ". Kaos' profile shows that he is ignored by 0 members. Your's shows that you are ignored by 1 member.
I think you may have that feature confused.
Fair enough. I DO think it was funny however that I was obviously NOT being ignored.... I've moved on, and thankfully, the thread has too. For the record also, I'm GLAD he's ignoring me...haha...
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Chopper, I don't mean to interject in the "on again, off again" with Kaos, but the profile you are speaking of shows, " Ignored by: ". Kaos' profile shows that he is ignored by 0 members. Your's shows that you are ignored by 1 member.
I think you may have that feature confused.
Just let him go. He's apparently on a roll.
:taunt:
And don't quote him. I have no need to view excrement. I don't even look when I do it. I've heard some people are paper peekers and look at the wipe, others stare into the bowl. I just don't need to see it.
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Just let him go. He's apparently on a roll.
:taunt:
And don't quote him. I have no need to view excrement. I don't even look when I do it. I've heard some people are paper peekers and look at the wipe, others stare into the bowl. I just don't need to see it.
How are you not a paper peeker? How do you know your ass is clean? Do you go with a standard 3 wipes for EVERY occasion? You know...some shits are just messier than others...
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How are you not a paper peeker? How do you know your ass is clean? Do you go with a standard 3 wipes for EVERY occasion? You know...some shits are just messier than others...
You use toilet paper??? WTF, I just shake that shit off.
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How are you not a paper peeker? How do you know your ass is clean? Do you go with a standard 3 wipes for EVERY occasion? You know...some shits are just messier than others...
Tell me about it. I'm lactose intolerant, but I love ice cream. Anytime I eat Blue Bell, I shit like a pet raccoon for hours. Ben & Jerry's goes down just fine, though.
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You use toilet paper??? WTF, I just shake that shit off.
I use roommates T-shirts and corners of the wall.
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corners of the wall.
:bugs:
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Fair enough. I DO think it was funny however that I was obviously NOT being ignored.... I've moved on, and thankfully, the thread has too. For the record also, I'm GLAD he's ignoring me...haha...
For Kaos
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For Kaos
And I think it is beyond funny that he is too fucking stupid to recognize that he WAS being ignored. Just illustrates my point.
Thanks Jumbo.
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And I think it is beyond funny that he is too fucking stupid to recognize that he WAS being ignored. Just illustrates my point.
Thanks Jumbo.
What's funnier is you talking about how awesome you are, but having to resort to the ignore button. You like to badger the shit out of people, but blow a gasket when it happens in return. You push push push, call out, call people names, go apeshit, then run to the ignore button claiming that I'M going "dino"...haha...Biggest pussy move. EVER.
I'm VERY comfortable with saying I didn't start 85% of the shit that's been exchanged. Not my problem. I certainly haven't ran from it though.
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And I think it is beyond funny that he is too fucking stupid to recognize that he WAS being ignored. Just illustrates my point.
Thanks Jumbo.
I have a 5 year old, and sometimes, he has another 5 year old over to play. And when they are playing sometimes, they may get mad at each other. First, one will call the other a meanie, then the other will call the other one dumb. Then one ends of pushing his friend and then the other retaliates by trying to punch him in the arm. They fight for a bit and then one usually tells on the other. I don't care because really...how much harm is one going to do to the other by calling him mean or giving a weak 5 year old hit in the arm?
That is how I view you 2 right now. It's like watching 2 five year olds fight. It is a bit amusing at first, but then finally, when you are trying to watch a game or catch the latest Psych on TV, it gets annoying as hell. That's where I am with this...it is just plain annoying as hell...
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Whatever, 3 inches is a delicacy in Asia. Just ask Thrilla.
You gotta go for the creamy filling first.
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I have a 5 year old, and sometimes, he has another 5 year old over to play. And when they are playing sometimes, they may get mad at each other. First, one will call the other a meanie, then the other will call the other one dumb. Then one ends of pushing his friend and then the other retaliates by trying to punch him in the arm. They fight for a bit and then one usually tells on the other. I don't care because really...how much harm is one going to do to the other by calling him mean or giving a weak 5 year old hit in the arm?
That is how I view you 2 right now. It's like watching 2 five year olds fight. It is a bit amusing at first, but then finally, when you are trying to watch a game or catch the latest Psych on TV, it gets annoying as hell. That's where I am with this...it is just plain annoying as hell...
I can't deny that. Agree even. Guess, when you get called out time after time after time after time after time... err... I guess if you've been called a Chizdick Sucking Loon, misrepresented and called shit for eight months (or longer), you'd be willing to go back and forth a little with the asshole yourself....
I know where you're coming from though...and apologize you have to see it.
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I ignore the ignore button.
You two have at it all you want. Each time I come to one of the back and forths..I handle it like an RWS post.
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I ignore the ignore button.
You two have at it all you want. Each time I come to one of the back and forths..I handle it like an RWS post.
I don't need the stupid in my life. Or any more of the martyr whining that he's being attacked or abused or whatever. It's pointless. Serves no purpose. Besides, I'm holding back most of the time anyway. Better to just let stupid do as stupid does and ignore it.
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..I handle it like an RWS post.
You beat your dick unmercifully in the corner?
:stewie:
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You beat your tool unmercifully in the corner?
:stewie:
I believe he said he handles YOUR post.
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I don't need the stupid in my life. Or any more of the martyr whining that he's being attacked or abused or whatever. It's pointless. Serves no purpose. Besides, I'm holding back most of the time anyway. Better to just let stupid do as stupid does and ignore it.
Yeah, it's easy to continuously call someone stupid, names and make generalizations when you don't have to handle the response. Like I said, biggest pussy move...ever.
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I believe he said he handles YOUR post.
Well, if thats what you kids are calling it nowadays.....
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pssssstttt...
<whispers>
Is there some part of *This user is currently ignored* that is unclear? I mean, because there is still one of those posts after almost everything I write. Should it maybe say "talk to the hand?" or "This user is currently beating his head against a wall"? Just curious.
Maybe one day it will get the hint and leave. I dunno.
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pssssstttt...
<whispers>
Is there some part of *This user is currently ignored* that is unclear? I mean, because there is still one of those posts after almost everything I write. Should it maybe say "talk to the hand?" or "This user is currently beating his head against a wall"? Just curious.
Maybe one day it will get the hint and leave. I dunno.
psssssttttt.... did you not read where I said, you are the one that's being a pussy and ignoring me, and that I had no intention of ignoring you....
Dontcha think it's a little bit of a dumbass move on your part to keep showing everyone that you can't let it drop and you KEEP bringing it up??
If you're going to be a pussy and ignore....ignore it and shut the fuck up about it already.
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^^ and again... ^^
We need an emoticon for "just doesn't get it"
:sad:
What are the odds we can get through the day with one single post of mine not immediately followed by that
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What he said
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What he said
For all intensive purposes, I meant it.
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I like toast.
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^^ and again... ^^
We need an emoticon for "just doesn't get it"
:sad:
What are the odds we can get through the day with one single post of mine not immediately followed by that
You're a broken record. The world doesn't revolve around you.
Personally, I think anyone that ignores anyone on a message board is a pussy.
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You're a broken record. The world doesn't revolve around you.
Personally, I think anyone that ignores anyone on a message board is a pussy.
I ignore people in social situations that I don't like. Pointedly ignore, actually. This is no different. Why wade through a bunch of garbage that means nothing and is intended primarily to portray himself as the martyr? It's useless.
And you are completely wrong. I checked. The world DOES revolve around me. Nothing exists until I arrive. It's all dark and colorless, waiting on my presence to animate it. I am the world. I am the children. I am the one who makes a brighter day, so I'll keep giving. There's a choice we're making, Chizad. I'm saving my own life. It's true I make a better day, just me and me.
Come on, sing along....
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I ignore people in social situations that I don't like. Pointedly ignore, actually. This is no different. Why wade through a bunch of garbage that means nothing and is intended primarily to portray himself as the martyr? It's useless.
And you are completely wrong. I checked. The world DOES revolve around me. Nothing exists until I arrive. It's all dark and colorless, waiting on my presence to animate it. I am the world. I am the children. I am the one who makes a brighter day, so I'll keep giving. There's a choice we're making, Chizad. I'm saving my own life. It's true I make a better day, just me and me.
Come on, sing along....
I'm thirsty all of a sudden.
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I ignore people in social situations that I don't like. Pointedly ignore, actually. This is no different. Why wade through a bunch of garbage that means nothing and is intended primarily to portray himself as the martyr? It's useless.
And you are completely wrong. I checked. The world DOES revolve around me. Nothing exists until I arrive. It's all dark and colorless, waiting on my presence to animate it. I am the world. I am the children. I am the one who makes a brighter day, so I'll keep giving. There's a choice we're making, Chizad. I'm saving my own life. It's true I make a better day, just me and me.
Come on, sing along....
What, are you offering shiny apples and eternal life? Do you have a bomb strapped to your chest waiting on your 75 chocolate covered raisins too?
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What, are you offering shiny apples and eternal life? Do you have a bomb strapped to your chest waiting on your 75 chocolate covered raisins too?
Apples, yeah. I'll give you an apple.
But I'm not much on raisins. Chocolate covered marshmallows. And like eight dozen.
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What, are you offering shiny apples and eternal life? Do you have a bomb strapped to your chest waiting on your 75 chocolate covered raisins too?
He's calling ME a martyr. He's referred to it 5000 times now. It now has not made sense 5000 times.
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He's calling ME a martyr.
Look at the bright side, at least theres some virgins in the deal.
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Look at the bright side, at least theres some virgins in the deal.
The martyr keeps replying to me. RWS, will you explain the meaning of the word "ignore" to him?
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The martyr keeps replying to me. RWS, will you explain the meaning of the word "ignore" to him?
After RWS comes and tells me about "ignore", I'm going to have him explain it to you. Since you've claimed your "ignoring Chopper" stance, you've either replied, or referred to me at least six times in this thread alone.
Second, have him keep the dictionary with him so he can read the word "martyr" and have him explain that I'm still here ready to take on whatever, and not the one that's committed message board suicide by hiding behind the ignore button.
Third, explain to Captain Smartass, that I have in fact actually been replying to OTHER people in this thread, and like Chizad pointed out, the world does NOT revolve around him. I am ONLY responding in this thread where I've been referred to by the one supposedly ignoring me. Nowhere else.... So obviously somebody has a false sense of paranoia or self importance here.
:taunt:
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^^ Is it necessary for me to keep pointing out the obvious or does everyone yet realize that even when I ignore it, it continues its stalking while claiming martyrdom? ^^
If just seeing it post after each of mine (repeatedly) is enough, I can stop pointing it out.
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I just put the whole board on ignore
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I just put the whole board on ignore
So does this mean you'll continue to read, refer to it and point it out to everyone else? This shit is getting confusing. :rofl:
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I just put the whole board on ignore
I'm going to go back on my own admonishment and ridicule of another and ask if you got the PM I sent you. After you reply, I will delete this question, but the content of that message concerns me deeply and on a personal level.
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I'm going to go back on my own admonishment and ridicule of another and ask if you got the PM I sent you. After you reply, I will delete this question, but the content of that message concerns me deeply and on a personal level.
Cowboy Butt Sex?
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Cowboy Butt Sex?
Oh hell no! Thats def an ignore content message.......but funny.
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The tension between these guys! Gonna be awkward for them to ignore each other and try to avoid eye contact when they're playing tummysticks later
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The tension between these guys! Gonna be awkward for them to ignore each other and try to avoid eye contact when they're playing tummysticks later
Tummysticks for the win.
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Tummysticks for the win.
I made you a painting. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.
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After RWS comes and tells me about "ignore", I'm going to have him explain it to you. Since you've claimed your "ignoring Chopper" stance, you've either replied, or referred to me at least six times in this thread alone.
Second, have him keep the dictionary with him so he can read the word "martyr" and have him explain that I'm still here ready to take on whatever, and not the one that's committed message board suicide by hiding behind the ignore button.
Third, explain to Captain Smartass, that I have in fact actually been replying to OTHER people in this thread, and like Chizad pointed out, the world does NOT revolve around him. I am ONLY responding in this thread where I've been referred to by the one supposedly ignoring me. Nowhere else.... So obviously somebody has a false sense of paranoia or self importance here.
:taunt:
Quoted....LOL
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Quoted....LOL
Why thanks, Prowler. You're too good to me.
I won't address the rest of his dinosaurian rant, but I will give him a quick explanation on proper word usage. Martyr has nothing to do with suicide, cabbage head.
Read the definition for yourself:
mar⋅tyr [mahr-ter]
–noun
1. a person who willingly suffers death rather than renounce his or her religion.
2. a person who is put to death or endures great suffering on behalf of any belief, principle, or cause: a martyr to the cause of social justice.
3. a person who undergoes severe or constant suffering: a martyr to severe headaches.
4. a person who seeks sympathy or attention by feigning or exaggerating pain, deprivation, etc.
Oh, I think the entire X nation can agree that options 3 and 4 are pixel perfect descriptions of our friend Chopper. Yes. Yes I do.
Once again, I'm right. It's a trend.
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Why thanks, Prowler. You're too good to me.
I won't address the rest of his dinosaurian rant, but I will give him a quick explanation on proper word usage. Martyr has nothing to do with suicide, cabbage head.
Read the definition for yourself:
mar⋅tyr [mahr-ter]
–noun
1. a person who willingly suffers death rather than renounce his or her religion.
2. a person who is put to death or endures great suffering on behalf of any belief, principle, or cause: a martyr to the cause of social justice.
3. a person who undergoes severe or constant suffering: a martyr to severe headaches.
4. a person who seeks sympathy or attention by feigning or exaggerating pain, deprivation, etc.
Oh, I think the entire X nation can agree that options 3 and 4 are pixel perfect descriptions of our friend Chopper. Yes. Yes I do.
Once again, I'm right. It's a trend.
Any time, lol. But, I think #3 and #4 can be said about you too....."Puking Blood", "Eyes are bleeding", etc.
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Martyr has nothing to do with suicide, cabbage head.
Lovely, come in slappin' like a bitch and then have your own glove snatched from you just to have your silly ass slapped right back to reality with it. See "a" in your own posted definition. Suicide bombers are considered WHAT when they kill themselves in the name of their religions????
mar⋅tyr [mahr-ter]
–noun
1. a person who willingly suffers death rather than renounce his or her religion.
2. a person who is put to death or endures great suffering on behalf of any belief, principle, or cause: a martyr to the cause of social justice.
3. a person who undergoes severe or constant suffering: a martyr to severe headaches.
4. a person who seeks sympathy or attention by feigning or exaggerating pain, deprivation, etc.
Oh, I think the entire X nation can agree that options 3 and 4 are pixel perfect descriptions of our friend Chopper Kaos, the "ignore button" using pussy. Yes. Yes I do.
Once again... "ignoring" Chopper....at it's finest. You're absolutely incapable of leaving it be. You can't. You'll be back. I GUARANTEE you'll be back.
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Any time, lol. But, I think #3 and #4 can be said about you too....."Puking Blood", "Eyes are bleeding", etc.
No, because I'm not seeking sympathy or consolation with those comments. That's the key to martyrdom. The attention-seeking part.
Prone to hyperbole to make a point? Sure. But I have no deep-seated need to be liked. I don't pretend to be some kind of long-suffering victim (when nothing could be further from the truth in his case) in order to snivel around and hope vapor people will be my friends.
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Martyr has nothing to do with suicide, cabbage head.
Lovely, come in slappin' like a bitch and then have your own glove snatched from you just to have your silly ass slapped right back to reality with it. See "a" in your own posted definition. Suicide bombers are considered WHAT when they kill themselves in the name of their religions????
mar⋅tyr [mahr-ter]
–noun
1. a person who willingly suffers death rather than renounce his or her religion.
2. a person who is put to death or endures great suffering on behalf of any belief, principle, or cause: a martyr to the cause of social justice.
3. a person who undergoes severe or constant suffering: a martyr to severe headaches.
4. a person who seeks sympathy or attention by feigning or exaggerating pain, deprivation, etc.
Oh, I think the entire X nation can agree that options 3 and 4 are pixel perfect descriptions of our friend Chopper Kaos, the "ignore button" using pussy. Yes. Yes I do.
Once again... "ignoring" Chopper....at it's finest. You're absolutely incapable of leaving it be. You can't. You'll be back. I GUARANTEE you'll be back.
*Quote*
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Sweet merciful Jesus
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Sweet merciful Jesus
He was a man he had a beard!
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Sweet merciful Jesus
I was supposed to be ignored back around page three...I think. haha...
Hey, at least I'm keeping it all in this thread. He's free to do whatever anywhere else... He just keeeeeeps coming back.
He was a man he had a beard!
:bugs:
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He was a man he had a beard!
and he was 40
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I can put everyone on ignore and it's like my own little world. Cool.
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I can put everyone on ignore and it's like my own little world. Cool.
I did that at the beach once.....I am never allowed back there again. Although alcohol was involved, they didnt accept it as an excuse.
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I can put everyone on ignore and it's like my own little world. Cool.
I'm ignoring you after this post. So, you'll be ignored from your own little world....AHAHAHAHA, SUCK IT!!!!
*SHUN!!*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-0LrQ8b8SY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-0LrQ8b8SY)
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*Quote*
Thanks Prowler. Again.
Tell bucket brain that I was unaware Jesus offed himself. Or that Martin Luther King pulled his own trigger. Damn. The family of James Earl Ray will be seriously distraught to find this out.
What a maroon. When there's more than one possible definition for a word, you use the one that fits in the way it was presented.
*Hint: Kaos is right ..... again. It really is a trend. *
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Thanks Prowler. Again.
Tell bucket brain that I was unaware Jesus offed himself. Or that Martin Luther King pulled his own trigger. Damn. The family of James Earl Ray will be seriously distraught to find this out.
What a maroon. When there's more than one possible definition for a word, you use the one that fits in the way it was presented.
*Hint: Kaos is right ..... again. It really is a trend. *
Daddy...Tommy keeps hitting me...
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Daddy...Tommy keeps hitting me...
Yeah. You might want to step in. Whoever I'm hitting is out of teeth and might be paralyzed. But they keep making a funny sound so I'll kick them again until they stop.
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Yeah. You might want to step in. Whoever I'm hitting is out of teeth and might be paralyzed. But they keep making a funny sound so I'll kick them again until they stop.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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So I'm confused.
The points that Tubs would have never gotten, would those be the points behind this thread and the pre-pubescent rants therein?
Just tryin' to make sure I'm following.
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So I'm confused.
The points that Tubs would have never gotten, would those be the points behind this thread and the pre-pubescent rants therein?
Just tryin' to make sure I'm following.
That's so page 1
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Thanks Prowler. Again.
Tell bucket brain that I was unaware Jesus offed himself. Or that Martin Luther King pulled his own trigger. Damn. The family of James Earl Ray will be seriously distraught to find this out.
What a maroon. When there's more than one possible definition for a word, you use the one that fits in the way it was presented.
*Hint: Kaos is right ..... again. It really is a trend. *
This would make sense if you were taking it the way it was presented. You're not. Go figure....
Oh, and I'm not taking your gaping pussy route... I can read what you're saying... No ignore button here.
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Second, have him keep the dictionary with him so he can read the word "martyr" and have him explain that I'm still here ready to take on whatever, and not the one that's committed message board suicide by hiding behind the ignore button.
mar⋅tyr [mahr-ter]
–noun
a. a person who willingly suffers death rather than renounce his or her religion.
b. a person who is put to death or endures great suffering on behalf of any belief, principle, or cause: a martyr to the cause of social justice.
c. a person who undergoes severe or constant suffering: a martyr to severe headaches.
d. a person who seeks sympathy or attention by feigning or exaggerating pain, deprivation, etc.
Read that, then your "a" definition...then go fuck yourself. :thumbsup:
Just another example of how you misrepresent, bury and bullshit your way around the board...
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So I'm confused.
The points that Tubs would have never gotten, would those be the points behind this thread and the pre-pubescent rants therein?
Just tryin' to make sure I'm following.
I award you no points.
Tuberville would not get the point of this entire exercise, actually. Because it's all about some people scoring points. That's the most important thing, you know.
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I am ready to strap a C4 vest on both you assholes and ship you to God's Own Litterbox!!
Both of you - SHUT THE FUCK UP!! You are BOTH stupid, ridiculous, yammering IDIOTS who cannot see past the ends of their owns noses to recognize how totally moronic you sound! Holy shit! You guys make my kids look mature!! It makes me absolutely sick to think that you two dickheads are going to ruin every single gotdamm thread in the regular season just like you did during the offseason. I don’t even want to think about what new members must be wondering when they read thread after thread after thread full of your back and forth blathering.
And what is so funny is that although you each would rather die than admit it, you are EXACTLY alike!!! Your stupid positions may be polar opposites when it comes to what ever phrase you are trying to parse or whatever quote you are splitting hairs over, but it turns out that underneath all the ranting and bullshit, you are THE SAME GUY. You are two of the most pathetically desperate, attention craving, self-centered jackasses I have ever had the misfortune to come across. You are both so convinced of your own wit and brilliance and have become so enamoured with smell of your own bullshit that you are oblivious to everyone else around you!! You don't give a damn about the rest of us on here who are being subjected to this shit. Instead, you insist on acting like this board is your own personal sandbox and forcing the rest of us to wade through page after page after page of scintilating argument like who has whom on ignore before we can find one hardy soul who tries to get back to the original topic and talk about something other than what total assholes you each think the other are. But guess what, fellas? NO ONE ELSE FINDS THIS EVEN SLIGHTLY AMUSING ANYMORE. At least on one point, the vast majority of us DO agree - you are BOTH dicks.
Auburn football is here and there is lots of real discussion to be had. If you want to join in and discuss the topic at hand without reverting to your petty crap, then fine, join on in. When you two are acting like adults, you both make some great points, and I enjoy reading. But otherwise, take your juvenile bullshit outside and leave the rest of us to actually discuss Auburn football in peace. If you two want to play circle jerk with each other, then fine. Maybe Brian will create your very own "Kaos and Chop's Circle Jerk Thread". Then you can take this insipid, meaningless, useless, thread clogging tripe into one place and bang each other silly without ruining this for everyone else.
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I am ready to strap a C4 vest on both you assholes and ship you to God's Own Litterbox!!
Both of you - SHUT THE FUCK UP!! You are BOTH stupid, riciculous, yammering IDIOTS who cannot see past the ends of their owns noses to recognize how totally moronic you sound! Holy shit! You guys make my kids look mature!! It makes me absolutely sick to think that you two dickheads are going to ruin every single gotdamm thread in the regular season just like you did during the offseason. I don’t even want to think about what new members must be wondering when they read thread after thread after thread full of your back and forth blathering.
And what is so funny is that although you each would rather die than admit it, you are EXACTLY alike!!! Your stupid positions may be polar opposites when it comes to what ever phrase you are trying to parse or whatever quote you are splitting hairs over, but it turns out that underneath all the ranting and bullshit, you are THE SAME GUY. You are two of the most pathetically desperate, attention craving, self-centered jackasses I have ever had the misfortune to come across. You are both so convinced of your own wit and brilliance and have become so enamoured with smell of your own bullshit that you are oblivious to everyone else around you!! You don't give a damn about the rest of us on here who are being subjected to this shit. Instead, you insist on acting like this board is your own personal sandbox and forcing the rest of us to wade through page after page after page of scintilating argument like who has whom on ignore before we can find one hardy soul who tries to get back to the original topic and talk about something other than what total assholes you each think the other are. But guess what, fellas? NO ONE ELSE FINDS THIS EVEN SLIGHTLY AMUSING ANYMORE. At least on one point, the vast majority of us DO agree - you are BOTH dicks.
Auburn football is here and there is lots of real discussion to be had. If you want to join in and discuss the topic at hand without reverting to your petty crap, then fine, join on in. When you two are acting like adults, you both make some great points, and I enjoy reading. But otherwise, take your juvenile bullshit outside and leave the rest of us to actually discuss Auburn football in peace. If you two want to play circle jerk with each other, then fine. Maybe Brian will create your very own "Kaos and Chop's Circle Jerk Thread". Then you can take this insipid, meaningless, useless, thread clogging tripe into one place and bang each other silly without ruining this for everyone else.
I've kept it here Wench. It's NOWHERE else on the board right now. .... and talk about your ATTENTION CRAVING BULLSHIT...See rant above. Get over it.
When I stop getting misrepresented and brought up thread after thread after thread by Kaos, I'll quit...until then, live with it, or find the ignore button yourself.
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I am ready to strap a C4 vest on both you assholes and ship you to God's Own Litterbox!!
Both of you - SHUT THE FUCK UP!! You are BOTH stupid, riciculous, yammering IDIOTS who cannot see past the ends of their owns noses to recognize how totally moronic you sound! Holy shit! You guys make my kids look mature!! It makes me absolutely sick to think that you two dickheads are going to ruin every single gotdamm thread in the regular season just like you did during the offseason. I don’t even want to think about what new members must be wondering when they read thread after thread after thread full of your back and forth blathering.
And what is so funny is that although you each would rather die than admit it, you are EXACTLY alike!!! Your stupid positions may be polar opposites when it comes to what ever phrase you are trying to parse or whatever quote you are splitting hairs over, but it turns out that underneath all the ranting and bullshit, you are THE SAME GUY. You are two of the most pathetically desperate, attention craving, self-centered jackasses I have ever had the misfortune to come across. You are both so convinced of your own wit and brilliance and have become so enamoured with smell of your own bullshit that you are oblivious to everyone else around you!! You don't give a damn about the rest of us on here who are being subjected to this shit. Instead, you insist on acting like this board is your own personal sandbox and forcing the rest of us to wade through page after page after page of scintilating argument like who has whom on ignore before we can find one hardy soul who tries to get back to the original topic and talk about something other than what total assholes you each think the other are. But guess what, fellas? NO ONE ELSE FINDS THIS EVEN SLIGHTLY AMUSING ANYMORE. At least on one point, the vast majority of us DO agree - you are BOTH dicks.
Auburn football is here and there is lots of real discussion to be had. If you want to join in and discuss the topic at hand without reverting to your petty crap, then fine, join on in. When you two are acting like adults, you both make some great points, and I enjoy reading. But otherwise, take your juvenile bullshit outside and leave the rest of us to actually discuss Auburn football in peace. If you two want to play circle jerk with each other, then fine. Maybe Brian will create your very own "Kaos and Chop's Circle Jerk Thread". Then you can take this insipid, meaningless, useless, thread clogging tripe into one place and bang each other silly without ruining this for everyone else.
Where is the moot button?
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I am ready to strap a C4 vest on both you assholes and ship you to God's Own Litterbox!!
Both of you - SHUT THE FUCK UP!! You are BOTH stupid, riciculous, yammering IDIOTS who cannot see past the ends of their owns noses to recognize how totally moronic you sound! Holy shit! You guys make my kids look mature!! It makes me absolutely sick to think that you two dickheads are going to ruin every single gotdamm thread in the regular season just like you did during the offseason. I don’t even want to think about what new members must be wondering when they read thread after thread after thread full of your back and forth blathering.
And what is so funny is that although you each would rather die than admit it, you are EXACTLY alike!!! Your stupid positions may be polar opposites when it comes to what ever phrase you are trying to parse or whatever quote you are splitting hairs over, but it turns out that underneath all the ranting and bullshit, you are THE SAME GUY. You are two of the most pathetically desperate, attention craving, self-centered jackasses I have ever had the misfortune to come across. You are both so convinced of your own wit and brilliance and have become so enamoured with smell of your own bullshit that you are oblivious to everyone else around you!! You don't give a damn about the rest of us on here who are being subjected to this shit. Instead, you insist on acting like this board is your own personal sandbox and forcing the rest of us to wade through page after page after page of scintilating argument like who has whom on ignore before we can find one hardy soul who tries to get back to the original topic and talk about something other than what total assholes you each think the other are. But guess what, fellas? NO ONE ELSE FINDS THIS EVEN SLIGHTLY AMUSING ANYMORE. At least on one point, the vast majority of us DO agree - you are BOTH dicks.
Auburn football is here and there is lots of real discussion to be had. If you want to join in and discuss the topic at hand without reverting to your petty crap, then fine, join on in. When you two are acting like adults, you both make some great points, and I enjoy reading. But otherwise, take your juvenile bullshit outside and leave the rest of us to actually discuss Auburn football in peace. If you two want to play circle jerk with each other, then fine. Maybe Brian will create your very own "Kaos and Chop's Circle Jerk Thread". Then you can take this insipid, meaningless, useless, thread clogging tripe into one place and bang each other silly without ruining this for everyone else.
You misspelled ridiculous in the first sentence up there. Your whole point after that was just lost. I couldn't follow it any more.
Okay, you know I keed.
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You misspelled ridiculous in the first sentence up there. Your whole point after that was just lost. I couldn't follow it any more.
Okay, you know I keed.
Thank you, Harvey. It's ok if you didn't read it all. I know you aren't used to things that take longer than 30 seconds... ;)
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Thank you, Harvey. It's ok if you didn't read it all. I know you aren't used to things that take longer than 30 seconds... ;)
Yeah, but I'M happy.
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I am ready to strap a C4 vest on both you assholes and ship you to God's Own Litterbox!!
Both of you - SHUT THE FUCK UP!! You are BOTH stupid, ridiculous, yammering IDIOTS who cannot see past the ends of their owns noses to recognize how totally moronic you sound! Holy shit! You guys make my kids look mature!! It makes me absolutely sick to think that you two dickheads are going to ruin every single gotdamm thread in the regular season just like you did during the offseason. I don’t even want to think about what new members must be wondering when they read thread after thread after thread full of your back and forth blathering.
And what is so funny is that although you each would rather die than admit it, you are EXACTLY alike!!! Your stupid positions may be polar opposites when it comes to what ever phrase you are trying to parse or whatever quote you are splitting hairs over, but it turns out that underneath all the ranting and bullshit, you are THE SAME GUY. You are two of the most pathetically desperate, attention craving, self-centered jackasses I have ever had the misfortune to come across. You are both so convinced of your own wit and brilliance and have become so enamoured with smell of your own bullshit that you are oblivious to everyone else around you!! You don't give a damn about the rest of us on here who are being subjected to this shit. Instead, you insist on acting like this board is your own personal sandbox and forcing the rest of us to wade through page after page after page of scintilating argument like who has whom on ignore before we can find one hardy soul who tries to get back to the original topic and talk about something other than what total assholes you each think the other are. But guess what, fellas? NO ONE ELSE FINDS THIS EVEN SLIGHTLY AMUSING ANYMORE. At least on one point, the vast majority of us DO agree - you are BOTH dicks.
Auburn football is here and there is lots of real discussion to be had. If you want to join in and discuss the topic at hand without reverting to your petty crap, then fine, join on in. When you two are acting like adults, you both make some great points, and I enjoy reading. But otherwise, take your juvenile bullshit outside and leave the rest of us to actually discuss Auburn football in peace. If you two want to play circle jerk with each other, then fine. Maybe Brian will create your very own "Kaos and Chop's Circle Jerk Thread". Then you can take this insipid, meaningless, useless, thread clogging tripe into one place and bang each other silly without ruining this for everyone else.
Take Tylenol for headaches, Midol for cramps.
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If those two losers can take up 55 of the 130 posts on this thread alone, you all can indulge me one frustrated rant at how fucking stupid they both are.
Especially since I know damn good and well that more than a few of you are silently agreeing with me.
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If those two losers can take up 55 of the 130 posts on this thread alone, you all can indulge me one frustrated rant at how fucking stupid they both are.
Especially since I know damn good and well that more than a few of you are silently agreeing with me.
2 words...movie quote
You should know dis
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Take Tylenol for headaches, Midol for cramps.
I think Chop and Kaos both ate a lot of paint chips as a kid.
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I think Chop and Kaos both ate a lot of paint chips as a kid.
I heart you
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If those two losers can take up 55 of the 130 posts on this thread alone, you all can indulge me one frustrated rant at how fucking stupid they both are.
Especially since I know damn good and well that more than a few of you are silently agreeing with me.
If I didn't even agree with you to a point Wench, then I'd be ALL OVER THE BOARD doing it. However, I've kept it here out of respect for the fact that others don't want to see it. I realize that. As far as the rant, the name calling and all the other bullshit, I have ZERO compassion for you when ultimately you decided to read the thread in the first place.
You've seen THIS thread and went fucking crazy. Now imagine having Kaos, or anyone else for that matter, hound you thread after thread after thread calling you stupid, uneducated, every fucking name in the book...and then sit there and then seriously tell us you wouldn't say shit yourself.
There have been enough meetings, golf and other things that I'm secure that people know that I'm not like this in the real world. This is a fucking message board!!!!! (as again, evidenced that I'm cognizant enough to keep it in one place) I KNOW people get tired of this shit... However, I'm NOT going to just be walked over...sorry...
THAT...you'll just have to get over.
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EPIC THREAD
I agree with you Tiger Wench, and atleast it is contained to here.
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This thread inspired me to put a kitten in a blender this morning. It was the best pussy juice I've ever had.
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Especially since I know damn good and well that more than a few of you are silently agreeing with me.
Hell I'll agree with you out loud.
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This thread inspired me to put a kitten in a blender this morning. It was the best pussy juice I've ever had.
Did you drink it straight from the blender or put it in a :bowl: ?
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TW
You know I think you're great. But you couldn't be more wrong about me.
Thanks for the rant.
Game over.
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Hell I'll agree with you out loud.
Likewise. We need a sandbox forum.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
:bugs:
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TW
You know I think you're great. But you couldn't be more wrong about me.
Thanks for the rant.
Game over.
There have been enough meetings, golf and other things that I'm secure that people know that I'm not like this in the real world. This is a fucking message board!!!!! (as again, evidenced that I'm cognizant enough to keep it in one place) I KNOW people get tired of this shit... However, I'm NOT going to just be walked over...sorry...
To both of you -
When the only "personas" I know are the ones I read daily on this board, I think I am more than justified in being critical of you based on those personas. If you don't like the fact that you are being ridiculed based solely on the impressions you give others that read this board, then maybe it's time to consider a change of tone. I am supposed to be quiet and tolerate the constant bullshit because "Oh, you guys are really sweet little mushballs in person"? I don't think so. I don't care what you are like in person - I am pissed off by the way you are acting HERE, where others have to deal with you HERE. As the story goes, Hitler liked dogs - does that make up for the rest? Even if I did know you both, and think you were all sunshine and light in person, why should me knowing you are allegedly not a dickhead in real life justify you being a raging asshole here??
Yeah, Chop – it’s a fucking message board. If you want to use it as a means to let your inner asshole lose, be my guest, but understand that if you have the right to be an asshole, I reserve the right to tell you that you are acting like one. Doesn’t mean you even have to acknowlege my opinion (tho I figure you probably will) but I can still point it out.
I am who I am – here, in real life, wherever – which makes it a lot easier to keep things straight. I guess I just have a hard time understanding why it is so important for someone to be able to reinvent themselves on a message board. Just for the sake of argument tho, if I did feel the need to play a role on a message board, I think I would try and be someone that people liked, someone that wasn’t arrogant or argumentative or self-centered, at least not any more than I already am. The last thing I would do would be to openly admit “Yeah, I am acting like a dick, but if you knew me in real life, you wouldn’t think I was one.” Wow – what a cool dude you are! I really want to party with you, guy.
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To both of you -
When the only "personas" I know are the ones I read daily on this board, I think I am more than justified in being critical of you based on those personas. If you don't like the fact that you are being ridiculed based solely on the impressions you give others that read this board, then maybe it's time to consider a change of tone. I am supposed to be quiet and tolerate the constant bullshit because "Oh, you guys are really sweet little mushballs in person"? I don't think so. I don't care what you are like in person - I am pissed off by the way you are acting HERE, where others have to deal with you HERE. As the story goes, Hitler liked dogs - does that make up for the rest? Even if I did know you both, and think you were all sunshine and light in person, why should me knowing you are allegedly not a dickhead in real life justify you being a raging asshole here??
Yeah, Chop – it’s a fucking message board. If you want to use it as a means to let your inner asshole lose, be my guest, but understand that if you have the right to be an asshole, I reserve the right to tell you that you are acting like one. Doesn’t mean you even have to acknowlege my opinion (tho I figure you probably will) but I can still point it out.
I am who I am – here, in real life, wherever – which makes it a lot easier to keep things straight. I guess I just have a hard time understanding why it is so important for someone to be able to reinvent themselves on a message board. Just for the sake or argument tho, if I did feel the need to play a role on a message board, I think I would try and be someone that people liked, someone that wasn’t arrogant or argumentative self-centered, at least not any more than I already am. The last thing I would do would be to openly admit “Yeah, I am acting like a dick, but if you knew me in real life, you wouldn’t think I was one.” Wow – what a cool dude you are! I really want to party with you, guy.
I reinvent you...to me you look like this
(http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/112700_main.jpg)
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I reinvent you...to me you look like this
(http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/112700_main.jpg)
Photoshop the hair color a bit and I will take it!!!
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Photoshop the hair color a bit and I will take it!!!
Me too!
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Photoshop the hair color a bit and I will take it!!!
She has hair?
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She has hair?
I know... right? Took me by surprise too, I didn't realize she had a head.
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I was going to bump this thread just to be a dick. Thanks for picking up my slack, Wench.
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Photoshop the hair color a bit and I will take it!!!
There was hair in that pic? I was so stunned I didn't even read any of the other "no hair" responses. With assets like that, who needs hair?
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:bc: just because
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To both of you -
When the only "personas" I know are the ones I read daily on this board, I think I am more than justified in being critical of you based on those personas. If you don't like the fact that you are being ridiculed based solely on the impressions you give others that read this board, then maybe it's time to consider a change of tone. I am supposed to be quiet and tolerate the constant bullshit because "Oh, you guys are really sweet little mushballs in person"? I don't think so. I don't care what you are like in person - I am pissed off by the way you are acting HERE, where others have to deal with you HERE. As the story goes, Hitler liked dogs - does that make up for the rest? Even if I did know you both, and think you were all sunshine and light in person, why should me knowing you are allegedly not a dickhead in real life justify you being a raging asshole here??
Yeah, Chop – it’s a fucking message board. If you want to use it as a means to let your inner asshole lose, be my guest, but understand that if you have the right to be an asshole, I reserve the right to tell you that you are acting like one. Doesn’t mean you even have to acknowlege my opinion (tho I figure you probably will) but I can still point it out.
I am who I am – here, in real life, wherever – which makes it a lot easier to keep things straight. I guess I just have a hard time understanding why it is so important for someone to be able to reinvent themselves on a message board. Just for the sake of argument tho, if I did feel the need to play a role on a message board, I think I would try and be someone that people liked, someone that wasn’t arrogant or argumentative or self-centered, at least not any more than I already am. The last thing I would do would be to openly admit “Yeah, I am acting like a dick, but if you knew me in real life, you wouldn’t think I was one.” Wow – what a cool dude you are! I really want to party with you, guy.
:doh: Alrighty then. Wow, thanks for explaining all this. Do you feel better?
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:doh: Alrighty then. Wow, thanks for explaining all this. Do you feel better?
Not until the Pamprin kicks in.....
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:bc: just because
Doesn't it just...POP?
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bump
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bump
How's that novel coming along?
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bump
You're gonna get the hose turned on you.....
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You're gonna get the hose turned on you.....
Careful, you're going to get him excited...
RWS is a fan of the hose...
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How's that novel coming along?
As much stuff as I come up with, I don't have shit on this thread.
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As much stuff as I come up with, I don't have poop on this thread.
Come up with better than this, please.