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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on August 24, 2009, 05:16:47 PM

Title: Everybody knows....
Post by: Kaos on August 24, 2009, 05:16:47 PM
This is funny.   Even though it is barbed and draws blood, it is funny.


Everyone in the world outside of Auburn, AL knows Gene Chizik is going to fail and get shit-canned within four years and go back to being an assistant. Just like everyone in the world outside of Tuscaloosa, AL knew Mike Shula would fail and get shit-canned within four years and go back to being an assistant.

You're aware of it, along with everyone else. Alabamians, Americans, North Koreans, Sudanese refugees, Brangelina's adopt-a-babies, Lenny Dykstra, Gene Chizik, Gene Chizik's pets, everyone.


http://www.gump4heisman.com/my_weblog/2009/08/10-more-things-to-look-forward-to-this-college-football-season.html#more (http://www.gump4heisman.com/my_weblog/2009/08/10-more-things-to-look-forward-to-this-college-football-season.html#more)
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Kaos on August 24, 2009, 05:26:40 PM
This, too, is funny. 

http://www.gump4heisman.com/my_weblog/2009/04/an-auburn-mans-letter-to-the-delusional-bammer-nation.html (http://www.gump4heisman.com/my_weblog/2009/04/an-auburn-mans-letter-to-the-delusional-bammer-nation.html)

t wait until The Chiz figures out how to put car magnets on submarines.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: RWS on August 24, 2009, 05:34:11 PM
Yeah, nobody is really afraid of Auburn anymore.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: AUChizad on August 24, 2009, 06:03:09 PM
Fuck this thread and all its participants.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Kaos on August 24, 2009, 06:55:33 PM
eff this thread and all its participants.

Efeff you, too, dear.  

Funny is funny.  Even when it's at your expense. Better learn to laugh.  

If you can read those two things I linked and not find them at least moderately funny, well?  I just don't know you any more.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: The Prowler on August 24, 2009, 07:01:02 PM
Yup, I see no differences in when Coach Sheila and when Coach Chizik came in....None whatsoever.  :eyeroll:  It is pretty funny though...but Auburn isn't Coach Chizik's first Head Coaching job and he isn't going from a position coach to a Head Coach at a Major University.  But, other than those two differences, they're pretty similar.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: RWS on August 24, 2009, 07:46:45 PM
Yup, I see no differences in when Coach Sheila and when Coach Chizik came in....None whatsoever.  :eyeroll:  It is pretty funny though...but Auburn isn't Coach Chizik's first Head Coaching job and he isn't going from a position coach to a Head Coach at a Major University.  But, other than those two differences, they're pretty similar.
If you call 5-19 "head coaching", then fuck, you have pretty low expectations. Get ready to see one similarity this season, though; the deer in the headlights look. Shula invented it. Will Chizik perfect it?
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: The Prowler on August 24, 2009, 07:50:28 PM
If you call 5-19 "head coaching", then eff, you have pretty low expectations. Get ready to see one similarity this season, though; the deer in the headlights look. Shula invented it. Will Chizik perfect it?
Have you ever heard of saying "learn from your mistakes or you'll repeat them"?  You bammers had better get ready for another '07 season.  F-bombs from your savior will be perfected this year.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Kaos on August 24, 2009, 09:11:12 PM
Yup, I see no differences in when Coach Sheila and when Coach Chizik came in....None whatsoever.  :eyeroll:  It is pretty funny though...but Auburn isn't Coach Chizik's first Head Coaching job and he isn't going from a position coach to a Head Coach at a Major University.  But, other than those two differences, they're pretty similar.

Dude... seriously.  The Gump4 articles were humor.  That's all. 

PLEASE stop thumping your chest like a fucking gorilla and take a pause.  They were funny. End of story. 

But for the record?  When it comes to success there's not that much difference.  And Shula (at first) had a lot of support from the administraton and fanbase.  More than Chizik has. 

So just let it be and quit defecating in threads with your ponderous pontification. 
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Birmingham on August 24, 2009, 09:25:36 PM
Birmingham Prediction:
Gene Chizik will not win as many games at Auburn as Mike Shula did at Alabama.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 24, 2009, 09:28:59 PM
"We. got. elongatized. sedans. And they're magnatized."

I chortled...
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Kaos on August 24, 2009, 09:45:33 PM
"We. got. elongatized. sedans. And they're magnatized."

I chortled...

Thank you.  For getting it. 

The submarine rant was hysterical to me. 
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Jumbo on August 25, 2009, 01:26:53 PM
Birmingham Prediction:
Gene Chizik will not win as many games at Auburn as Mike Shula did at Alabama.
Wager?
10 Wins 23 Losses, I would say he should pass that in 2 years
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 25, 2009, 01:36:12 PM
Wager?
10 Wins 23 Losses, I would say he should pass that in 2 years

The man's got a point here....
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: AUChizad on August 25, 2009, 01:50:01 PM
Wager?
10 Wins 23 Losses, I would say he should pass that in 2 years
I would venture to say that Chizik wins more in his first two years than Saban did in his (14-8).
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: wesfau2 on August 25, 2009, 01:52:22 PM
I would venture to say that Chizik wins more in his first two years than Saban did in his (14-8).

Sweeten the pot by including a caveat that none of the L's come to La-Monroes and you've got something sweeter than yoohoo.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Iwannaplay on August 25, 2009, 02:30:38 PM
I would venture to say that Chizik wins more in his first two years than Saban did in his (14-8).

If you're talking about Saban's first two years as a head coach at all where he went 15-7-1, you can't really compare that now because Chizik went 5-19 his first two years as a head coach.  If you're talking first two years in the $EC where Saban went 18-7, which is the only true comparison you can make right now, then I highly doubt Chizik wins more
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: AUChizad on August 25, 2009, 03:34:21 PM
If you're talking about Saban's first two years as a head coach at all where he went 15-7-1, you can't really compare that now because Chizik went 5-19 his first two years as a head coach.  If you're talking first two years in the $EC where Saban went 18-7, which is the only true comparison you can make right now, then I highly doubt Chizik wins more
WRONG

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football#Head_coaching_history (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football#Head_coaching_history)

Quote
Nick Saban    2007–    14–8‡    .636    0(NCs)    0(SECCs)

‡ Pending appeal, NCAA vacated 21 victories, including the 2005 Cotton Bowl, during the 2005-2007 seasons. (Shula was 26-23 on the field, and Saban is currently 19-8 on the field.)
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: RWS on August 25, 2009, 03:49:49 PM
WRONG

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football#Head_coaching_history (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football#Head_coaching_history)

pending
Main Entry: 1pend·ing
Pronunciation: \ˈpen-diŋ\
Function: preposition
Etymology: French pendant, from present participle of pendre
Date: 1642
1 : during
2 : while awaiting <pending approval>


appeal
Main Entry: 1ap·peal
Pronunciation: \ə-ˈpēl\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English appel, from Anglo-French apel, from apeler
Date: 13th century
1 : a legal proceeding by which a case is brought before a higher court for review of the decision of a lower court
2 : a criminal accusation
3 a : an application (as to a recognized authority) for corroboration, vindication, or decision b : an earnest plea : entreaty <an appeal for help> c : an organized request for donations <the annual appeal>
4 : the power of arousing a sympathetic response : attraction <movies had a great appeal for him>
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Jumbo on August 25, 2009, 03:57:35 PM
pending
Main Entry: 1pend·ing
Pronunciation: \ˈpen-diŋ\
Function: preposition
Etymology: French pendant, from present participle of pendre
Date: 1642
1 : during
2 : while awaiting <pending approval>


appeal
Main Entry: 1ap·peal
Pronunciation: \ə-ˈpēl\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English appel, from Anglo-French apel, from apeler
Date: 13th century
1 : a legal proceeding by which a case is brought before a higher court for review of the decision of a lower court
2 : a criminal accusation
3 a : an application (as to a recognized authority) for corroboration, vindication, or decision b : an earnest plea : entreaty <an appeal for help> c : an organized request for donations <the annual appeal>
4 : the power of arousing a sympathetic response : attraction <movies had a great appeal for him>

You cant spell dictionary without Dic.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: boartitz on August 25, 2009, 06:31:49 PM
You cant spell dictionary without Dic.

Nary a time.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Iwannaplay on August 26, 2009, 10:11:52 PM
WRONG

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football#Head_coaching_history (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football#Head_coaching_history)


I was talking about his first two years in the $EC which was at LSU you effing douche.

Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 26, 2009, 11:05:43 PM
Your warn meter just went up too 100%


Whoa, whoa, whooooaaa, there Titan. Remember where you are.

His Fist-O-Meter just elevated to 2 digits.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: AWK on August 26, 2009, 11:16:28 PM
I was talking about his first two years in the $EC which was at LSU you fucking douche.

*edit* Watch the racist shit
When did Norm Chow become a racist term?
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Argo on August 26, 2009, 11:17:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5KYdGiedqQ&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5KYdGiedqQ&feature=related)
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 26, 2009, 11:20:37 PM
When did Norm Chow become a racist term?



That's Norm Chowberg to you, buddy.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: wreckingball on August 27, 2009, 10:23:06 PM
That was pretty effing Jewish to edit Iwannaplay, you antisemite.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: boartitz on August 28, 2009, 12:07:23 AM
That was pretty effing Jewish to edit Iwannaplay, you antisemite.
It's bullshit when you have to go to that level to try to make a point.
This place is getting douched up enough without getting racist about things. Say something bad about red headed Irishmen and I'll meet you halfways for a face to face discussion.
I know yall like freedom of speech here and I am merely a guest, but yall have a bunch of real dickweeds posting here, lately.
Yeah, I'm drunk. But that is how I feel at the moment.
If I use some Rogaine and pull my hair out, will it come back?
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: AUChizad on August 28, 2009, 09:01:16 AM
Agree 100%.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Godfather on August 28, 2009, 09:23:26 AM
That was pretty effing Jewish to edit Iwannaplay, you antisemite.
No its called a rule, we don't have many around here, but I find it funny that some people seem to want to push the few we have.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: ssgaufan on August 28, 2009, 09:24:23 AM
 :poke:
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: wreckingball on August 28, 2009, 12:21:52 PM
It's bullshit when you have to go to that level to try to make a point.
This place is getting douched up enough without getting racist about things. Say something bad about red headed Irishmen and I'll meet you halfways for a face to face discussion.
I know yall like freedom of speech here and I am merely a guest, but yall have a bunch of real dickweeds posting here, lately.
Yeah, I'm drunk. But that is how I feel at the moment.
If I use some Rogaine and pull my hair out, will it come back?

Fuck the Irish.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: AWK on August 28, 2009, 12:50:09 PM
Fuck the Irish.
The Irish aren't a race.  However, that is technically discrimination by alienage or nationality.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: wreckingball on August 28, 2009, 01:00:41 PM
The Irish aren't a race.  However, that is technically discrimination by alienage or nationality.
I never said the Irish were a race, I was merely stating to ginger balls how I felt about them.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2009, 01:47:27 PM
Always after me Lucky Charms.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Kaos on August 28, 2009, 01:56:24 PM
Always after me Lucky Charms.

I went to the end of the rainbow.  There was no pot of gold. 

Just a drunk little asshole and a unicorn.  I shot them both.
Title: Re: Everybody knows....
Post by: Godfather on August 28, 2009, 02:07:21 PM
Just a drunk little asshole and a unicorn.  I shot them both.
:bowl:?