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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on August 24, 2009, 05:16:47 PM
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This is funny. Even though it is barbed and draws blood, it is funny.
Everyone in the world outside of Auburn, AL knows Gene Chizik is going to fail and get shit-canned within four years and go back to being an assistant. Just like everyone in the world outside of Tuscaloosa, AL knew Mike Shula would fail and get shit-canned within four years and go back to being an assistant.
You're aware of it, along with everyone else. Alabamians, Americans, North Koreans, Sudanese refugees, Brangelina's adopt-a-babies, Lenny Dykstra, Gene Chizik, Gene Chizik's pets, everyone.
http://www.gump4heisman.com/my_weblog/2009/08/10-more-things-to-look-forward-to-this-college-football-season.html#more (http://www.gump4heisman.com/my_weblog/2009/08/10-more-things-to-look-forward-to-this-college-football-season.html#more)
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This, too, is funny.
http://www.gump4heisman.com/my_weblog/2009/04/an-auburn-mans-letter-to-the-delusional-bammer-nation.html (http://www.gump4heisman.com/my_weblog/2009/04/an-auburn-mans-letter-to-the-delusional-bammer-nation.html)
t wait until The Chiz figures out how to put car magnets on submarines.
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Yeah, nobody is really afraid of Auburn anymore.
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Fuck this thread and all its participants.
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eff this thread and all its participants.
Efeff you, too, dear.
Funny is funny. Even when it's at your expense. Better learn to laugh.
If you can read those two things I linked and not find them at least moderately funny, well? I just don't know you any more.
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Yup, I see no differences in when Coach Sheila and when Coach Chizik came in....None whatsoever. :eyeroll: It is pretty funny though...but Auburn isn't Coach Chizik's first Head Coaching job and he isn't going from a position coach to a Head Coach at a Major University. But, other than those two differences, they're pretty similar.
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Yup, I see no differences in when Coach Sheila and when Coach Chizik came in....None whatsoever. :eyeroll: It is pretty funny though...but Auburn isn't Coach Chizik's first Head Coaching job and he isn't going from a position coach to a Head Coach at a Major University. But, other than those two differences, they're pretty similar.
If you call 5-19 "head coaching", then fuck, you have pretty low expectations. Get ready to see one similarity this season, though; the deer in the headlights look. Shula invented it. Will Chizik perfect it?
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If you call 5-19 "head coaching", then eff, you have pretty low expectations. Get ready to see one similarity this season, though; the deer in the headlights look. Shula invented it. Will Chizik perfect it?
Have you ever heard of saying "learn from your mistakes or you'll repeat them"? You bammers had better get ready for another '07 season. F-bombs from your savior will be perfected this year.
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Yup, I see no differences in when Coach Sheila and when Coach Chizik came in....None whatsoever. :eyeroll: It is pretty funny though...but Auburn isn't Coach Chizik's first Head Coaching job and he isn't going from a position coach to a Head Coach at a Major University. But, other than those two differences, they're pretty similar.
Dude... seriously. The Gump4 articles were humor. That's all.
PLEASE stop thumping your chest like a fucking gorilla and take a pause. They were funny. End of story.
But for the record? When it comes to success there's not that much difference. And Shula (at first) had a lot of support from the administraton and fanbase. More than Chizik has.
So just let it be and quit defecating in threads with your ponderous pontification.
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Birmingham Prediction:
Gene Chizik will not win as many games at Auburn as Mike Shula did at Alabama.
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"We. got. elongatized. sedans. And they're magnatized."
I chortled...
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"We. got. elongatized. sedans. And they're magnatized."
I chortled...
Thank you. For getting it.
The submarine rant was hysterical to me.
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Birmingham Prediction:
Gene Chizik will not win as many games at Auburn as Mike Shula did at Alabama.
Wager?
10 Wins 23 Losses, I would say he should pass that in 2 years
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Wager?
10 Wins 23 Losses, I would say he should pass that in 2 years
The man's got a point here....
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Wager?
10 Wins 23 Losses, I would say he should pass that in 2 years
I would venture to say that Chizik wins more in his first two years than Saban did in his (14-8).
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I would venture to say that Chizik wins more in his first two years than Saban did in his (14-8).
Sweeten the pot by including a caveat that none of the L's come to La-Monroes and you've got something sweeter than yoohoo.
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I would venture to say that Chizik wins more in his first two years than Saban did in his (14-8).
If you're talking about Saban's first two years as a head coach at all where he went 15-7-1, you can't really compare that now because Chizik went 5-19 his first two years as a head coach. If you're talking first two years in the $EC where Saban went 18-7, which is the only true comparison you can make right now, then I highly doubt Chizik wins more
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If you're talking about Saban's first two years as a head coach at all where he went 15-7-1, you can't really compare that now because Chizik went 5-19 his first two years as a head coach. If you're talking first two years in the $EC where Saban went 18-7, which is the only true comparison you can make right now, then I highly doubt Chizik wins more
WRONG
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football#Head_coaching_history (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football#Head_coaching_history)
Nick Saban 2007– 14–8‡ .636 0(NCs) 0(SECCs)
‡ Pending appeal, NCAA vacated 21 victories, including the 2005 Cotton Bowl, during the 2005-2007 seasons. (Shula was 26-23 on the field, and Saban is currently 19-8 on the field.)
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WRONG
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football#Head_coaching_history (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football#Head_coaching_history)
pending
Main Entry: 1pend·ing
Pronunciation: \ˈpen-diŋ\
Function: preposition
Etymology: French pendant, from present participle of pendre
Date: 1642
1 : during
2 : while awaiting <pending approval>
appeal
Main Entry: 1ap·peal
Pronunciation: \ə-ˈpēl\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English appel, from Anglo-French apel, from apeler
Date: 13th century
1 : a legal proceeding by which a case is brought before a higher court for review of the decision of a lower court
2 : a criminal accusation
3 a : an application (as to a recognized authority) for corroboration, vindication, or decision b : an earnest plea : entreaty <an appeal for help> c : an organized request for donations <the annual appeal>
4 : the power of arousing a sympathetic response : attraction <movies had a great appeal for him>
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pending
Main Entry: 1pend·ing
Pronunciation: \ˈpen-diŋ\
Function: preposition
Etymology: French pendant, from present participle of pendre
Date: 1642
1 : during
2 : while awaiting <pending approval>
appeal
Main Entry: 1ap·peal
Pronunciation: \ə-ˈpēl\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English appel, from Anglo-French apel, from apeler
Date: 13th century
1 : a legal proceeding by which a case is brought before a higher court for review of the decision of a lower court
2 : a criminal accusation
3 a : an application (as to a recognized authority) for corroboration, vindication, or decision b : an earnest plea : entreaty <an appeal for help> c : an organized request for donations <the annual appeal>
4 : the power of arousing a sympathetic response : attraction <movies had a great appeal for him>
You cant spell dictionary without Dic.
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You cant spell dictionary without Dic.
Nary a time.
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WRONG
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football#Head_coaching_history (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football#Head_coaching_history)
I was talking about his first two years in the $EC which was at LSU you effing douche.
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Your warn meter just went up too 100%
Whoa, whoa, whooooaaa, there Titan. Remember where you are.
His Fist-O-Meter just elevated to 2 digits.
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I was talking about his first two years in the $EC which was at LSU you fucking douche.
*edit* Watch the racist shit
When did Norm Chow become a racist term?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5KYdGiedqQ&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5KYdGiedqQ&feature=related)
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When did Norm Chow become a racist term?
That's Norm Chowberg to you, buddy.
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That was pretty effing Jewish to edit Iwannaplay, you antisemite.
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That was pretty effing Jewish to edit Iwannaplay, you antisemite.
It's bullshit when you have to go to that level to try to make a point.
This place is getting douched up enough without getting racist about things. Say something bad about red headed Irishmen and I'll meet you halfways for a face to face discussion.
I know yall like freedom of speech here and I am merely a guest, but yall have a bunch of real dickweeds posting here, lately.
Yeah, I'm drunk. But that is how I feel at the moment.
If I use some Rogaine and pull my hair out, will it come back?
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Agree 100%.
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That was pretty effing Jewish to edit Iwannaplay, you antisemite.
No its called a rule, we don't have many around here, but I find it funny that some people seem to want to push the few we have.
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:poke:
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It's bullshit when you have to go to that level to try to make a point.
This place is getting douched up enough without getting racist about things. Say something bad about red headed Irishmen and I'll meet you halfways for a face to face discussion.
I know yall like freedom of speech here and I am merely a guest, but yall have a bunch of real dickweeds posting here, lately.
Yeah, I'm drunk. But that is how I feel at the moment.
If I use some Rogaine and pull my hair out, will it come back?
Fuck the Irish.
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Fuck the Irish.
The Irish aren't a race. However, that is technically discrimination by alienage or nationality.
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The Irish aren't a race. However, that is technically discrimination by alienage or nationality.
I never said the Irish were a race, I was merely stating to ginger balls how I felt about them.
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Always after me Lucky Charms.
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Always after me Lucky Charms.
I went to the end of the rainbow. There was no pot of gold.
Just a drunk little asshole and a unicorn. I shot them both.
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Just a drunk little asshole and a unicorn. I shot them both.
:bowl:?