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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Godfather on January 08, 2008, 01:26:09 PM
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Batshit Crazy Ex-Beauty Queen Goes on a Rampage!!!
3 January 08
There are more than enough legitimate sports items for me to comment on, however, I am still chasing my ass at present, thus I wanted to pass along this little story about Kumari Fulbright — one seriously whacked out ex-beauty queen who decided to take her ex-boyfriend behind the woodshed. In the process, she kidnapped him, bit him several times, tied him to a chair with plastic ties, put a knife to his ear, threatened to kill him, and held him at gunpoint. Unfortunately for her (but fortunately for the rest of us) the ex-boyfriend escaped, and she has been indicted.
A Picture from Kumari Fulbright's glory days
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080102/capt.4c98dc5b9e464631926ba81a4de2a26b.beauty_queen_indicted_ny120.jpg?x=400&y=320&sig=7gPj1g.23NZWaK2Kwv.ggA--)
Here’s the kicker — she’s a second year law student at the University of Arizona, who had recently been serving as an intern to a Federal Judge. I remember law school, and it does mess with your head, but this is ridiculous…
As you can see from her mugshot, it appears that she has let her looks go a bit since her modeling days.
Her Current Centerfold
(http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/CRIME/01/03/beauty.indicted.ap/art.beauty.jpg)
Oh well, I’m sure some of those “ladies” at the Arizona Women’s Prison will still tell her she’s pretty…
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Funny. She kinda looks like Sabban's kissing bandit in the second photo.
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Funny. She kinda looks like Sabban's kissing bandit in the second photo.
could be? That mug shot should be a pro-active commercial.
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Funny. She kinda looks like Sabban's kissing bandit in the second photo.
She looks more like a gremlin or those little troll doll things.
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could be? That mug shot should be a pro-active commercial.
True. Here is Jessica Simpson before using pro-active... :silence:
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She's just a little kinky, that's all. If her guy had given her the pickle tickle properly, it would have never come to this end.
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She's just a little kinky, that's all. If her guy had given her the pickle tickle properly, it would have never come to this end.
Amen, Brother! :gig:
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Seriously. Who among us hasn't been zip-tied to a plastic lawn chair and had some chick with a head full of the crazies threaten to lop off our ear? That's foreplay where I come from.
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That's foreplay where I come from.
Not until the tazer comes out.
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As Jerry Stiller reminds us in The Heartbreak kid:
"Bitches be crazy".
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As Jerry Stiller reminds us in The Heartbreak kid:
"Bitches be crazy".
Chad that movie any good?
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Chad that movie any good?
No, not really.
I saw it with a free movie pass.
Well, I guess it's ok. There's a handful of parts you'll laugh your ass off.
But a lot of cliche' same-old-shit type post-Happy Gilmore-Adam Sandler-Romantic Comedy type shit.
I leave you with the same opinion you had before asking. 5 or 6 out of 10.
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True. Here is Jessica Simpson before using pro-active... :silence:
Jessica has been busy Fuckin' up Romo's season, maybe he needs some pro-active
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Jessica has been busy Fuckin' up Romo's season, maybe he needs some pro-active
I am a big Dallas fan and I don't blame the kid one bit. I would let her fuck up my season in a heart beat...
Evidence A...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_pP9nnxOJo&feature=related
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I am a big Dallas fan and I don't blame the kid one bit. I would let her fuck up my season in a heart beat...
Evidence A...
:gig: :tongue: :gig:
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It's a true shame that that video had to end. Aren't there more dirty cars out there?
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I am a big Dallas fan and I don't blame the kid one bit. I would let her fuck up my season in a heart beat...
Evidence A...
She is a no-talent skank with a pusssoire that you could probably park your truck in. She has bad skin and fake boobs. I fail to see what causes the collective boner that erupts whenever someone mentions her name. She is already at fifteen and a half minutes and I look forward to the time when the pop-culture obsessed, addle-brained American populace moves on to the next white trash imposter they decide to crown as the new hotness.
I'd still hit it though
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She is a no-talent skank with a pusssoire that you could probably park your truck in. She has bad skin and fake boobs. I fail to see what causes the collective boner that erupts whenever someone mentions her name. She is already at fifteen and a half minutes and I look forward to the time when the pop-culture obsessed, addle-brained American populace moves on to the next white trash imposter they decide to crown as the new hotness.
I'd still hit it though
Yeah, she's annoying and has no talent, but I'm pretty sure those boobs are real and her pusssoire smells like petunias.
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She is a no-talent skank with a pusssoire that you could probably park your truck in.
Dude...you have no idea what I would park in her.....I would try to park as much shit as humanly possible!!!!
And I could absolutely care less if she has no talent...