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Title: Bullet Proof Vest?
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2008, 09:45:18 AM
Army recruit kicked out over fake boobs

A female recruit is appealing after she was kicked out of army training in Germany for having breast implants.

Alessija Dorfmann, 23, who has a D cup after the operation, said: "I am devastated - it has always been my dream to be a soldier and have a great figure - and now my fake boobs have cost me my job.

"I could not stop crying when they told me. I wanted to work as an army medic and help save lives."

The brunette who earned the money for the boob job working as a carer in an OAP's home before joining the army has now appealed the ruling - and military chiefs have pledged to review the situation.

Army spokesman Harald Kammerbauer said: "The rule that was brought in because of the increased risk of an injury is under review.

"It was introduced more than a decade ago and it may be that it is no longer relevant in the modern army. In future we may be prepared to make exceptions."

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Title: Re: Bullet Proof Vest?
Post by: Saniflush on January 08, 2008, 09:48:27 AM
Kick her out of the Army.

Signed,
Playboy
Title: Re: Bullet Proof Vest?
Post by: CCTAU on January 08, 2008, 11:08:34 AM
What if she had them removed and replaced with kevlar implants. That would make her like a super soldier, huh?

Bullet Proof Breasts.
Title: Re: Bullet Proof Vest?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 08, 2008, 01:53:28 PM
What if she had them removed and replaced with kevlar implants. That would make her like a super soldier, huh?

Bullet Proof Breasts.
With gun barrels for nipples
Title: Re: Bullet Proof Vest?
Post by: Tarheel on January 08, 2008, 02:38:08 PM
With gun barrels for nipples

She's a fembot!
Title: Re: Bullet Proof Vest?
Post by: Saniflush on January 08, 2008, 03:02:20 PM
She's a fembot!

Machine gun juggies?????  How did I miss those?