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Title: Fuck Fuck Fuck
Post by: Birmingham on July 15, 2009, 12:49:19 AM
Perry and Auburn football.   



(I hardly drink anymore but I've had 11 beers, take that into consideration when judging this thread)
Title: Re: Fuck Fuck Fuck
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 15, 2009, 01:39:47 AM
What thread?  I just see a lot of blah blah blabbity blah.  Yet another stellar contribution to this Auburn board from your sorry, apparently drunken bammer ass - remind me again why we keep you around?

And seeing as how you are drunk and all, tell us - just how many beers DOES a bammer have to drink to make fucking his sister/cousin pleasurable??
Title: Re: Fuck Fuck Fuck
Post by: BZ770 on July 15, 2009, 07:18:33 AM
What do you call a Bammer at a funeral?  One less drunk :rofl:
Title: Re: Fuck Fuck Fuck
Post by: Birmingham on July 15, 2009, 05:02:16 PM
Tigerwench, it's amazing how different you are on here compared to our private pm relationship.  I'll go along with it, I'd hate for you to be alienated from your barner buddies for falling for a real genuine bammer.
Title: Re: Fuck Fuck Fuck
Post by: AWK on July 15, 2009, 06:03:25 PM
Quote from: Birmingham on July 15, 2009, 05:02:16 PM
Tigerwench, it's amazing how different you are on here compared to our private pm relationship.  I'll go along with it, I'd hate for you to be alienated from your barner buddies for falling for a real genuine bammer.
You are a lying son of a bitch, she only loves me.
Title: Re: Fuck Fuck Fuck
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 15, 2009, 10:38:49 PM
Quote from: Birmingham on July 15, 2009, 05:02:16 PM
Tigerwench, it's amazing how different you are on here compared to our private pm relationship.  I'll go along with it, I'd hate for you to be alienated from your barner buddies for falling for a real genuine bammer.
I would be willing to bet that there are more than a few guys on here that, at my request, would kick your ass just for making that insinuation. 

But then considering I could do it myself with little trouble, I doubt I would have to ask.

Just out of curiosity, why does it amuse you to be labeled a submissive, boot licking, painloving sex slave?  If ever the apocalypse came and eliminated every other man on earth, that is all you would ever be to me.  Perhaps you are giving us a peek into your true nature?
Title: Re: Fuck Fuck Fuck
Post by: Jumbo on July 16, 2009, 02:27:04 AM
Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 15, 2009, 10:38:49 PM
I would be willing to bet that there are more than a few guys on here that, at my request, would kick your ass just for making that insinuation. 

But then considering I could do it myself with little trouble, I doubt I would have to ask.

Just out of curiosity, why does it amuse you to be labeled a submissive, boot licking, painloving sex slave?  If ever the apocalypse came and eliminated every other man on earth, that is all you would ever be to me.  Perhaps you are giving us a peek into your true nature?
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