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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: autigercourt on January 03, 2008, 07:23:52 PM
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After many requests...I finally found my way over to this board...Looking forward to some interesting conversations!!
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After many requests...I finally found my way over to this board...Looking forward to some interesting conversations!!
Welcome! :bar:
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After many requests...I finally found my way over to this board...Looking forward to some interesting conversations!!
Welcome aboard, AUTigerCourt! Watch out for AWK, I heard he likes to suck toes.
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/sucker.jpg)
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What's up with you being a "stunner" and drawing the attention of swinging dirty old men?
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What's up with you being a "stunner" and drawing the attention of swinging dirty old men?
Yeah, here when you're sexually harassed, at least it will be overt, so you'll know it, stunner.
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Dirty old men be warned....my dad is a marine...and so is my boyfriend! They will both hunt you down and beat you to a pulp!
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Dirty old men be warned....my dad is a marine...and so is my boyfriend! They will both hunt you down and beat you to a pulp!
I think she means you, Kaos.
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Dirty old men be warned....my dad is a marine...and so is my boyfriend! They will both hunt you down and beat you to a pulp!
slung that out kind of quick... pulp sounds kind of bad.... :blink:
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After many requests...I finally found my way over to this board...Looking forward to some interesting conversations!!
welcome...post often...and don't go into the concourse. Glad you could join us.
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welcome...post often...and don't go into the concourse. Glad you could join us.
Thanks for the warning....but it's a little too late. I had to check out the board. All I could think was that I have never seen any girls like those walking down the concourse at Auburn. If I did see girls like that...I would think I was in Tuscaloosa.
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Oh you've seen girls like that...you just had no idea the WERE like that...
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Dirty old men be warned....my dad is a marine...and so is my boyfriend! They will both hunt you down and beat you to a pulp!
Marines aren't smart enough to hunt. They'll have to have someone else find us first. :flash:
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After many requests...I finally found my way over to this board...Looking forward to some interesting conversations!!
Welcome aboard and watch your step. You never know what might be lying around here.
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Marines aren't smart enough to hunt. They'll have to have someone else find us first. :flash:
So are you calling my dad and my boyfriend stupid?
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:popcorn:
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So are you calling my dad and my boyfriend stupid?
I got your six on this one.
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Nice to have a woman's touch around here.
By the way, my brother in law is a Marine too and he did the F-18 fly-by at the Iron Bowl. I brag about that ad nauseaum to make you aware that I am the one connected around here. I know people in important and high places. People who know stuff and sometimes let me in on it. People who will hunt down your big Marine boyfriend with sophisticated tracking stuff...and blow him up if he gives us any shit.
Then, we will be free to have our intraweb way with you. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
Oh yeah, welcome and all that other junk.
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So are you calling my dad and my boyfriend stupid?
I think that is exactly what he is saying....would you like his address?
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Nice to have a woman's touch around here.
You are SUCH a piece of shit. Are you going to crank that one out every time another woman joins this internet cesspool? Still doesn't change the fact that I am the original uberbitch around here. Get over it.
Besides, how would YOU know a woman's touch is nice?
Welcome tigercourt. I for one am glad to have ANOTHER woman around here to dilute the raging tesosterone that is leaking out of every post these losers make. I think you and I can make some Concourse contributions of our own, no? Can't let the guys have ALL the fun.
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You are SUCH a piece of shit. Are you going to crank that one out every time another woman joins this internet cesspool? Still doesn't change the fact that I am the original uberbitch around here. Get over it.
Besides, how would YOU know a woman's touch is nice?
Welcome tigercourt. I for one am glad to have ANOTHER woman around here to dilute the raging tesosterone that is leaking out of every post these losers make. I think you and I can make some Concourse contributions of our own, no? Can't let the guys have ALL the fun.
Let me be the third to say I am looking forward to seeing pictures of you two in the concourse... :clap:
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You are SUCH a piece of shit. Are you going to crank that one out every time another woman joins this internet cesspool? Still doesn't change the fact that I am the original uberbitch around here. Get over it.
Besides, how would YOU know a woman's touch is nice?
Welcome tigercourt. I for one am glad to have ANOTHER woman around here to dilute the raging tesosterone that is leaking out of every post these losers make. I think you and I can make some Concourse contributions of our own, no? Can't let the guys have ALL the fun.
Jen, Jen, Jen...
He was using his best patter and you slammed the door on his head. "It's nice to have a woman's touch" is on par with "come her often", "what's your sign" and "are your legs tired because you've been running through my dreams all day"
I'm going to go on record here and state that if I see man-nipples or crotch bulges in the Concourse, I might hurl. Men should be paunchy and fully clothed.
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You are SUCH a piece of shit. Are you going to crank that one out every time another woman joins this internet cesspool? Still doesn't change the fact that I am the original uberbitch around here. Get over it.
Besides, how would YOU know a woman's touch is nice?
A woo wooooooooooo.
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Jen, Jen, Jen...
He was using his best patter and you slammed the door on his head. "It's nice to have a woman's touch" is on par with "come her often", "what's your sign" and "are your legs tired because you've been running through my dreams all day"
If that's his best patter, his wife is either deaf or stupid.
I'm going to go on record here and state that if I see man-nipples or crotch bulges in the Concourse, I might hurl.
Then you may want to avoid the Concourse thread today. :drool:
Men should be paunchy and fully clothed.
Are you and Howard and Randall going to do some Concourse shots too?
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Are you and Howard and Randall going to do some Concourse shots too?
Honey if it were 20 years ago when I was in the Corps it would be something to see. Now I am afraid it would just be MORE to see.
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The toesucker strikes again, God I'm glad that there are actually two females on the board. It sucked for a while when Howard and Brian volunteered to play the part of psuedo boyfriend/girlfriend :fag:
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Honey if it were 20 years ago when I was in the Corps it would be something to see. Now I am afraid it would just be MORE to see.
Don't sell yourself short Howard those days were not long ago.
(http://tigersx.net/images/homusc.jpg)
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After many requests...I finally found my way over to this board...Looking forward to some interesting conversations!!
What he said....
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What he she said....
:vn:
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I don't have to use smooth pick up lines. I've got a penis.
No wait, my wife made me leave it at home today. Damn.
Can I get moderated for saying damn.
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I don't have to use smooth pick up lines. I've got a penis.
No wait, my wife made me leave it at home today. Damn.
Can I get moderated for saying damn.
No, but you can be banned for lying about you ever possessing a penis.
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My wife keeps it in a jar on her desk at work any time I go out of town.
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My wife keeps it in a baby food jar on her desk at work any time I go out of town.
Fixed that for you.
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Fixed that for you.
damn....
:popcorn:
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:vn:
sorry, it's this damn A.D.D. :bounce:
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Fixed that for you.
The force is stronger in this one than I initially realized.
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The force is stronger in this one than I initially realized.
Never underestimate the power of the Goddess... or that power shall be unleashed upon thee.
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Fixed that for you.
I'd just been swimming. Women know about shrinkage.......DON'T THEY????
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I'd just been swimming. Women know about shrinkage.......DON'T THEY????
And hey! Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!
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Damnit!!
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:rofl: :rofl:
Man, I've got to meet you fools one of these days.... Shit I travel to all your areas...
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No, but you can be banned for lying about you ever possessing a penis.
Disco Inferno!
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Damn, I should have checked back before you guys pissed off Jen.
And hey, I didn't say they were stupid,,just not smart enough.......At least that's what my boy tells me. He says he chose the Army so that he would always have the best equipment. Charging a hill with nothing but a paper clip didn't sound exciting....Or very smart. But I do appreciate their service. Just not sure they could hunt me down.......
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:rofl: :rofl:
Man, I've got to meet you fools one of these days.... Shit I travel to all your areas...
Sure you do?
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Sure you do?
I frequent these cities for work: Atlanta, Birmingham (regional warehouse, so I'm here more than anywhere...), Huntsville, Dothan, Mobile, Panama City Bch, Ft. Walton, Pensacola, Tallahassee, Albany, Macon, Savannah, Gulfport (Biloxi), Jackson, Meridian, Columbus (MS & GA).... and I live in the Gump....
I'm in other cities on occassion (MS, GA, AL & North FL). About a 3 week rotation, and I'm in one of those cities at least once in those three weeks.
....So... I DO travel to most of the places you are......
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I frequent these cities for work: Atlanta, Birmingham (regional warehouse, so I'm here more than anywhere...), Huntsville, Dothan, Mobile, Panama City Bch, Ft. Walton, Pensacola, Tallahassee, Albany, Macon, Savannah, Gulfport (Biloxi), Jackson, Meridian, Columbus (MS & GA).... and I live in the Gump....
I'm in other cities on occassion (MS, GA, AL & North FL). About a 3 week rotation, and I'm in one of those cities at least once in those three weeks.
....So... I DO travel to most of the places you are......
I dont doubt you travel, just your willingness to have a beer with us nerds
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I might not be able to get out and get shitty...but a beer or six is not out of the question. I'm a nerd... ....a sort of "super-nerd".... made from parts of lesser nerds.... :bar:
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I might not be able to get out and get shitty...but a beer or six is not out of the question. I'm a nerd... ....a sort of "super-nerd".... made from parts of lesser nerds.... :bar:
I'm drunk now, Howard pass me a Heinken
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I frequent these cities for work: Atlanta, Birmingham (regional warehouse, so I'm here more than anywhere...), Huntsville, Dothan, Mobile, Panama City Bch, Ft. Walton, Pensacola, Tallahassee, Albany, Macon, Savannah, Gulfport (Biloxi), Jackson, Meridian, Columbus (MS & GA).... and I live in the Gump....
I'm in other cities on occassion (MS, GA, AL & North FL). About a 3 week rotation, and I'm in one of those cities at least once in those three weeks.
....So... I DO travel to most of the places you are......
Holla next time you're in FWB.
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Holla next time you're in FWB.
It'll be in Feb...I'll keep it out there where I'll be. I'm actually stopping there next Tues, but I'll be moving through quickly... Staying in PC Monday night, then Mobile Tues night.... Jackson, MS Wed.... Home to the Gump Thurs....
In Atlanta tonight, tomorrow (Cartersville Wed night) this week...
movin' right along... :vn:
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It'll be in Feb...I'll keep it out there where I'll be. I'm actually stopping there next Tues, but I'll be moving through quickly... Staying in PC Monday night, then Mobile Tues night.... Jackson, MS Wed.... Home to the Gump Thurs....
In Atlanta tonight, tomorrow (Cartersville Wed night) this week...
movin' right along... :vn:
Hey somebody has got to deliver those Vienna sausages
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Eastbound and down
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Hey somebody has got to deliver those Vienna sausages
(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/23/00/22620023.jpg)
Eastbound and down
Chitlins....
They go bad ya know.. :nagger:
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Did anybody notice that TigerCourt has not visites since this thread started?
Think we scared her off? :doh:
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Did anybody notice that TigerCourt has not visites since this thread started?
Think we scared her off? :doh:
Probably...immediately hit her with the "toe sucking" incident smack...... Way to scare off the girls dufuses.... :blink:
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Probably...immediately hit her with the "toe sucking" incident smack...... Way to scare off the girls dufuses.... :blink:
That is definitely not the reason. She was in on that whole thing with me from the get-go, then Taylor had to go get all pissed and cry to sto and David. Bitch.
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That is definitely not the reason. She was in on that whole thing with me from the get-go, then Taylor had to go get all pissed and cry to sto and David. Bitch.
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/sucker.jpg) This was seriously :bugs: Probably some of my best work.
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Top to bottom, that had to be one of the best pranks pulled. I still laugh about it.
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Top to bottom, that had to be one of the best pranks pulled. I still laugh about it.
I can't take credit for the prank, while I was involved I was not the lead.
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I can't take credit for the prank, while I was involved I was not the lead.
No, but the picture you provided definitely set it over the top. I agree that it was some of your best work.
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No, but the picture you provided definitely set it over the top. I agree that it was some of your best work.
Thanks...this still gets top billing. This has to be one of my favorites, I have also learned and gotten better since.
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/body3.jpg)
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/lance3.jpg)
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Screw you Brad, You hit me while I'm not even near a computer. My revenge is already in the making for all of you.
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Screw you Brad, You hit me while I'm not even near a computer. My revenge is already in the making for all of you.
Actually if I remember correctly you instigated the whole thing by messing with profiles. Ah good times
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Actually if I remember correctly you instigated the whole thing by messing with profiles. Ah good times
Actually, that was Brad that started all of that. Read a book.
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Actually if I remember correctly you instigated the whole thing by messing with profiles. Ah good times
Yeah Taylor, you shouldn't have gone messing with other people's profiles. I remember what you put in Brian's. Something to the effect of 'I like tickling bunny rabbits with rainbows." Not to mention the bit about Salsa Dancing that you put in wes' profile.
I was simply taking up for the defenseless.
Actually, that was Brad that started all of that. Read a book.
Oh yeah...my memory is starting to fade. Damn, I was a pretty shitty moderator. I used my powers for shenanigans instead of providing order amongst a sea of helpless peon posters. I have seen the error of my ways. Do you think if I shell out $120 they'll let me back in to the fold?
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Yeah Taylor, you shouldn't have gone messing with other people's profiles. I remember what you put in Brian's. Something to the effect of 'I like tickling bunny rabbits with rainbows." Not to mention the bit about Salsa Dancing that you put in wes' profile.
I was simply taking up for the defenseless.
Oh yeah...my memory is starting to fade. Damn, I was a pretty shitty moderator. I used my powers for shenanigans instead of providing order amongst a sea of helpless peon posters. I have seen the error of my ways. Do you think if I shell out $120 they'll let me back in to the fold?
Hey whats the name of that place you like to eat at, where all the waiters wear funny buttons on their uniforms
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I'm still here, but sometimes it's more fun to just sit back and watch you guys. The toe-sucking prank was all in good fun. It was pretty funny seeing how everyone on the board bought into it. I had several messages from other users apologizing for AWK's comments. haha....Is that thread still around?! I'd like to go back and read it again...
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Yeah...I missed that thread too. I'd like to see it also...
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I think AWK deleted it.....
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Thanks...this still gets top billing. This has to be one of my favorites, I have also learned and gotten better since.
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/body3.jpg)
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/lance3.jpg)
I have to admit.
The boy is good.
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I think AWK deleted it.....
Negative Ghostrider, The pattern is full. It should be around there somewhere, unless someone else used his iron fist of moderation to delete it. And for what its worth, I have never sucked toes, but you know what they say...Dont knock it till you try it (assuming its under the age of 23). Isn't that right Howard?
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Negative Ghostrider, The pattern is full. It should be around there somewhere, unless someone else used his iron fist of moderation to delete it. And for what its worth, I have never sucked toes, but you know what they say...Dont knock it till you try it (assuming its under the age of 23). Isn't that right Howard?
I looked for it a little bit ago. It was in one of the scoreboard threads. I think I found it, but the topic description had been changed to say "merged, with all the other stuff cut out". Was it not you who cut out all the "other stuff"?!?!
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probably one of the demigods that did it.
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I looked for it a little bit ago. It was in one of the scoreboard threads. I think I found it, but the topic description had been changed to say "merged, with all the other stuff cut out". Was it not you who cut out all the "other stuff"?!?!
The entire prank was cut out of the scoreboard thread and moved to a hidden forum called The Archives. My last move as a mod was going to be to move that thread into the Classics Forum, but I was de-modded before I was able to do so.
I'll make a request to see if we can get it moved back out into the open.
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Dammit, Kevin. Why oh why did you have to delete every thread known to man on AUN?
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Dammit, Kevin. Why oh why did you have to delete every thread known to man on AUN?
Sto was the one who moved it, but it would probably be blamed on Kevin anyway.
I just sent a PM to Titan to see if he'd move it back to the open forums. I guess we'll see.
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The entire prank was cut out of the scoreboard thread and moved to a hidden forum called The Archives. My last move as a mod was going to be to move that thread into the Classics Forum, but I was de-modded before I was able to do so.
I'll make a request to see if we can get it moved back out into the open.
BK to the rescue, I had saved it when the Toe Sucker pictures were up to show Sani because he was out of town. You can only access this one page but this is the jist of it. It was off my home server.
http://kleisley.com/index.php.htm
Whos your daddy?
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Dammit, Kevin. Why oh why did you have to delete every thread known to man on AUN?
I'd lock this one and delete everything but my responses if I could find the damn button. I keep clicking and clicking, but all I get is porn.
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Titan moved the thread to the ATC forum, for your viewing pleasure. Here's a link:
http://www.aunation.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=38546&hl= (http://www.aunation.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=38546&hl=)
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I forgot sto edited AUTigerCourt's original post. It said something to the effect of her Marine boyfriend was going to drive down from NC and kick Taylor's ass.
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Titan moved the thread to the ATC forum, for your viewing pleasure. Here's a link:
http://www.aunation.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=38546&hl= (http://www.aunation.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=38546&hl=)
Like I said good times...more to come on this board
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Hahaha! I didn't realize that he edited my post until just now! That was fun! :big:
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Ah, memories.
I was cleaning out my PM inbox over there this morning and I ran across the PM sto sent me when all this was going on. Let's just say some people didn't find it as funny as we did.
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haha, I told you so. I got like 3 or 4 PM's, some telling me I was a sicko, others thinking It was a joke. EIther way, you got it coming guys. Did you guys have fun drinking beer last night while I was at school?
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Chad should have been banned. Did you see how he completely spelled out the name, "Paul Finebaum"?
How David let that through, I'll never know.
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Speaking of beer, Taylor I'm strongly considering a CLE again at Cumberland in a few weeks.
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haha, I told you so. I got like 3 or 4 PM's, some telling me I was a sicko, others thinking It was a joke. EIther way, you got it coming guys. Did you guys have fun drinking beer last night while I was at school?
Yeah, Chad and I ruled this Miller Lite craps game and got some serious bling, and then helped ourselves to a few free Millers. This Lauren chick told me to ask you why you didn't call her back after the other night. Something about 'oiling her FUPA'.
Speaking of beer, Taylor I'm strongly considering a CLE again at Cumberland in a few weeks.
I'm definitely in this time.
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Yeah, Chad and I ruled this Miller Lite craps game and got some serious bling, and then helped ourselves to a few free Millers. This Lauren chick told me to ask you why you didn't call her back after the other night. Something about 'oiling her FUPA'.
I'm definitely in this time.
Steve, you have to come up for CLE, and we can get drunk and avoid weird S & M folks. Do It. Brad and Chad will join this time as well.
What Lauren Chick? She sounds hot with her FUPA and what not.
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What? No Spaniards and Mexicans? What are you, some kind of racist? Yeah, I do feel like blowing the froth off a couple and staring at young, lawyer-to-be chicks.
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Steve, you have to come up for CLE, and we can get drunk and avoid weird S & M folks. Do It. Brad and Chad will join this time as well.
What Lauren Chick? She sounds hot with her FUPA and what not.
It's funny that you ask Taylor because I just so happen to have a picture of her right here:
(http://tigersx.net/images/shebrad.jpg)
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Oh shit....that wig....the memories...god help me...I was drunk :puke:
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Oh shit....that wig....the memories...god help me...I was drunk :puke:
THE BRAIN BABY! THE BRAIN!
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It's funny that you ask Taylor because I just so happen to have a picture of her right here:
(http://tigersx.net/images/shebrad.jpg)
DAMN that chick is hot! I want me some of that right there.
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DAMN that chick is hot! I want me some of that right there.
You're four fingers and and a couple of snot rockets away from getting some of "that". Looks like Kate Walsh on crack
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You're four fingers....
Leave Amanda Watson out of this.
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Leave Amanda Watson out of this.
:rofl: And Mary Claunch aka The Preacher's Daughter
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DAMN that chick is hot! I want me some of that right there.
Thats the girl that broke my heart.
Brad, thanks for the text invite, I'm sorry I couldn't make it.
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Thats the girl that broke my heart.
Brad, thanks for the text invite, I'm sorry I couldn't make it.
It's all good. At least you thanked me, which is more than I can say for Randall's sorry ass. He couldn't even come up with a decent excuse, so he just didn't respond.
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Thanks from the bottom of my heart for the invite assholes.
:fu:
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Thanks from the bottom of my heart for the invite assholes.
:fu:
Sorry, I didn't have your number. If you give it to me you'll never be left out in the cold again.
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Sorry, I didn't have your number. If you give it to me you'll never be left out in the cold again.
They like me...they really, really like me!
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Sorry, I didn't have your number. If you give it to me you'll never be left out in the cold again.
or without an anal buddy
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or without an anal buddy
Getting a little lonely down there in South Florida?
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Getting a little lonely down there in South Florida?
I know I got wood from looking at your picture
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It's all good. At least you thanked me, which is more than I can say for Randall's sorry ass. He couldn't even come up with a decent excuse, so he just didn't respond.
Sorry. You texted my work cell phone, which allows me to receive texts, but not respond.
My old personal cell bit the dust in the great AUNation suspension and when I tried to port my old number to my new verizon service, the customer service reps got stupid. I did not have your number handy (not only do they not let you respond to texts on my work phone, they don't even let you know who it is from, another twisted plan to drive me insane.)
I was already at a basketball game anyway.
How about 4:30 today?
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I'm going to be tied up today. I'm free next Monday, though.
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I'm going to be tied up today. I'm free next Monday, though.
AuburnChopper1 Visiting?
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AuburnChopper1 Visiting?
Orge whips the no-look pass to BK, BK shoots ... HE SCORES.
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Want to come War Eagle!!! ?? You are a funny mother fucker and I love your posts!!!
Thanks for the invite man...but I live in Texas now...maybe some other time...
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There's a shot in there at me I guess somewhere..... Yup, I'm lost.
No beer for you bitches! :silence:
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There's a shot in there at me I guess somewhere..... Yup, I'm lost.
No beer for you bitches! :silence:
I must have beer to function!
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Thanks for the invite man...but I live in Texas now...maybe some other time...
It's not sad only if someone gets it....talking about subtle humor at it's finest.....
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It's not sad only if someone gets it....talking about subtle humor at it's finest.....
Want to come War Eagle!!! ?? You are a funny mother fucker and I love your posts!!!
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It's not sad only if someone gets it....talking about subtle humor at it's finest.....
Jumbo will come pick you up in the civic on Monday morning.
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Want to come War Eagle!!! ?? You are a funny mother fucker and I love your posts!!!
Get off your knees Brad, its embarassing.
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Get off your knees Brad, its embarassing.
Yeah Brad...don't be stealing Taylor's Job.
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Get off your knees Brad, its embarassing.
Someone obviously doesn't get the joke. It's not worth explaining it.
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Someone obviously doesn't get the joke. It's not worth explaining it.
Taylor....let me explain...no one invited War Eagle out for beers so he put a quote in his own post that said "Want to come War Eagle!!! ?? You are a funny mother fucker and I love your posts!!!". Which he then responded to. The subtle humor was actually funny, but then he had to ruin it by pointing out the fact that he did it (you can't make everyone laugh WarEagle). Brad tried to save him by saying the same thing again, and you commented which led me to my funny line...thats about where were at.
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Someone obviously doesn't get the joke. It's not worth explaining it.
It must have been subtile.
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It must have been subtile.
It was actually above-tile, Chief Jr.
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It was actually above-tile, Chief Jr.
Chief is now the Squidbillie per Tarheel.
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Hey, I live in St Clair county. That's how we roll here in the 338.