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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: dallaswareagle on May 18, 2009, 03:29:26 PM
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FYI
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So you have your own wash and detail business. So what?
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So you have your own wash and detail business. So what?
We get any slower where I work and they may be what I have to do.
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So you're compensating for your obvious lack of man meat. So what?
Oooh. You have a hot mustang, mister. I'm 12 years old. Can you give me a ride?
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Up until now AWK has been the resident douche with a Mustang. Looks like he's got some competition.
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So you're compensating for your obvious lack of man meat. So what?
Oooh. You have a hot mustang, mister. I'm 12 years old. Can you give me a ride?
Most likely would not be your first.
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Most likely would not be your first.
Rimshot
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Most likely would not be your first.
You don't understand when somebody goes into another persona, do you?
*sigh*
Sucks when you have to explain it.
Basically saying your mustang impresses 12 year old girls.
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FYI
And? :taunt:
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I have the hottest car on this board, its all about Respect!
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Want me to tell you when you're a man?
When you can drive a fucking mini-van or a fucking Toyota Camry or some shit like that because it's what you have to have for the family -- and you can STILL roll like a badass in it.
THAT'S when you have some credibility.
Any asshole can buy a shiny car and turn a head or two. It takes a man of true charisma and power to overcome the Honda Odyssey.
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Want me to tell you when you're a man?
When you can drive a fucking mini-van or a fucking Toyota Camry or some shit like that because it's what you have to have for the family -- and you can STILL roll like a badass in it.
THAT'S when you have some credibility.
Any asshole can buy a shiny car and turn a head or two. It takes a man of true charisma and power to overcome the Honda Odyssey.
Keep telling yourself that, Mr. Town and Country...
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Gentlemen...and lady, please welcome Michael Knight to the board.
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Keep telling yourself that, Mr. Town and Country...
Wood grain panels?
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Wood grain panels?
Mr. Moped chimes in.
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Heads turn when I pull up on 14's!
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Mr. Moped chimes in.
It's NOT a moped.
It's a Schwinn 150 Scooter. Big difference, Mister.
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It's NOT a moped.
It's a Schwinn 150 Scooter. Big difference, Mister.
You have to be 6'3 240 lb's to pull off the moped and still get laid.
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Keep telling yourself that, Mr. Town and Country 1973 Ford Econoline...
FTFY
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It's NOT a moped.
It's a Schwinn 150 Scooter. Big difference, Mister.
Girls love teh scooters... the tiny little engines still put out some nice vibrations...
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Girls love teh scooters... the tiny little engines still put out some nice vibrations...
See, now that's what I'm talkin' bout. Because I've definitely got a tiny little...wait, what?
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See, now that's what I'm talkin' bout. Because I've definitely got a tiny little...wait, what?
As long as she has small hands your good!
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Girls love teh scooters... the tiny little engines still put out some nice vibrations...
My Harley throbs deeply.
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My Harley throbs deeply.
The rumble of a Harley makes my knees weak...
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The rumble of a Harley makes my knees weak...
ahh, but my mustang has a bigger and louder engine. Goes faster when it needs to, but knows how to cruise.
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ahh, but my mustang has a bigger and louder engine. Goes faster when it needs to, but knows how to cruise.
Cager.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cager (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cager)
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ahh, but my mustang has a bigger and louder engine. Goes faster when it needs to, but knows how to cruise.
I was over Mustangs in 9th grade. Honey, it is not about bigger and louder, it's about smooth precision. Bigger and louder just screams for attention like a little kid, when in reality? There's nothing to see...
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I was over Mustangs in 9th grade. Honey, it is not about bigger and louder, it's about smooth precision. Bigger and louder just screams for attention like a little kid, when in reality? There's nothing to see...
You got me there.
Incorrect on that one.
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I was over Mustangs in 9th grade. Honey, it is not about bigger and louder, it's about smooth precision. Bigger and louder just screams for attention like a little kid, when in reality? There's nothing to see...
Brutal. Mustang says to me: "40 year old man with jell in his hair, or maybe even a mullet, and that still goes by a boys name, like Jamie, Bobby, or Billy, and has a girlfriend that wears gaudy fake nails, and goes by a stripper like name such as Brandee."
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Brutal. Mustang says to me: "40 year old man with jell in his hair, or maybe even a mullet, and that still goes by a boys name, like Jamie, Bobby, or Billy, and has a girlfriend that wears gaudy fake nails, and goes by a stripper like name such as Brandee."
Don't have enough hair to have a mullet-Just have always been a big Mustang guy.
Would be interested in the stripper part though :tits:
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Don't have enough hair to have a mullet-Just have always been a big Mustang guy.
Would be interested in the stripper part though :tits:
Not a stripper, but a stripper like name, and a chick that would get tossed out for being too ugly to dance at Wesley's Boobie Trap.
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I like Mustangs, too, but only in the classic sense.
First car was a '65 Pony. 289 V-8. Auto. No air. AM radio. (But I wired in an 8-track with some Jensen speakers).
THAT is the way to roll.
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I like Mustangs, too, but only in the classic sense.
First car was a '65 Pony. 289 V-8. Auto. No air. AM radio. (But I wired in an 8-track with some Jensen speakers).
THAT is the way to roll.
First car was a '95 Saturn (turned 16 in 2000). Purple. Spoiler. Two door. Auto with Turbo button. No air. No radio but I wife (wife was calling when I typed this) wired some headphones into a portable CD player.
THAT is not something any 16 year old in high school should be subjected to.
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I like Mustangs, too, but only in the classic sense.
First car was a '65 Pony. 289 V-8. Auto. No air. AM radio. (But I wired in an 8-track with some Jensen speakers).
THAT is the way to roll.
I think the 2006 model kind of goes back to that classic look. Which is why I got it, and have modifyed it to look the way I want. Back windows covers-and have added 4 fog lights across the bottom.
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Is that all you have done to it? Just made it "LOOK" fast?
This guy here thinks he could take you: Pic taken before the shaker hood and cutouts. I don't even like to drive it. A GT with a 5-speed and tuner is for a 21 yr old. He can keep it. I only drive it a few times while he is deployed.
(http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01562/24/87/1562547842_l.jpg)
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I think the 2006 model kind of goes back to that classic look. Which is why I got it, and have modifyed it to look the way I want. Back windows covers-and have added 4 fog lights across the bottom.
Car bragging that does not include the term "German engineering" or "Italian horsepower or "vintage model" is for homosexuals.
Closet door couldn't hold you?
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Is that all you have done to it? Just made it "LOOK" fast?
This guy here thinks he could take you: Pic taken before the shaker hood and cutouts. I don't even like to drive it. A GT with a 5-speed and tuner is for a 21 yr old. He can keep it. I only drive it a few times while he is deployed.
(http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01562/24/87/1562547842_l.jpg)
And you just keep thinking that. :rofl:
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Car bragging that does not include the term "German engineering" or "Italian horsepower or "vintage model" is for homosexuals.
Closet door couldn't hold you?
:pwnd:
:rofl:
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I would put my stang up against anything you guys have!
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only acceptable mustang.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/p51-4463864-main.jpg)
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only acceptable mustang.
Must disagree: This is also acceptable.
(http://www.remarkablecars.com/main/ford/1965-mustang.jpg)
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I would put my stang up against anything you guys have!
Very nice-but "stock rims" :bs:
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Very nice-but "stock rims" :bs:
Once again we stray into "gay mullet" territory with the new guy.
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Very nice-but "stock rims" :bs:
Rims? Racing all about keeping the rubber to the road, the Paxton under the hood will make up for the rims!
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Must disagree: This is also acceptable.
(http://www.remarkablecars.com/main/ford/1965-mustang.jpg)
Yep!
Dad had a 65, White, Red Interior, 289. Sold it when they had me.
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Sold it when they had me.
Boy did he get screwed on that trade.
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Boy did he get screwed on that trade.
Exactly what I told him some years later!
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I would put my stang up against anything you guys have!
I thought you drove an old red Civic with the shocks busted on the left side?
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I'm a Mustang man myself. Nothing wrong with the new body style that Ford came out with. I would love to go out and purchase one, but the wife and kids wouldn't be able to ride with me. I started out with a 68 coupe three speed with a 302. Totaled that one, later I got a 95 GT with the 302, had to sell that one a couple of years later.
Nice car new guy, and no I'm not a 21 year old, mullet wearing, cousin fucking moron.
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I'm a Mustang man myself. Nothing wrong with the new body style that Ford came out with. I would love to go out and purchase one, but the wife and kids wouldn't be able to ride with me. I started out with a 68 coupe three speed with a 302. Totaled that one, later I got a 95 GT with the 302, had to sell that one a couple of years later.
Nice car new guy, and no I'm not a 21 year old, mullet wearing, cousin fucking moron.
Thanks & Well, no kids so I get to buy all the toys.
What do you think about the 2010 stang?
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Thanks & Well, no kids so I get to buy all the toys.
What do you think about the 2010 stang?
Not sure that I've seen it yet. Got a pick?
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I thought you drove an old red Civic with the shocks busted on the left side?
I'm rich bitch!
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Not sure that I've seen it yet. Got a pick?
I don't like it
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The overarching mulletized gayness of this thread is creeping me out.
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The overarching mulletized gayness of this thread is creeping me out.
You and me both. Although I am suprised with you being the big KISS fan you are...I would imagine that the ratio of people that love KISS and Mustangs are pretty comparitive... :popcorn:
I don't have a mustang, so maybe this is just a "muscle car" deal...but what the fuck is up with taking a picture of your car...YOUR FUCKING CAR... and showing it off on the internet as "how you roll"...
I can honestly say, I don't think I have ever even THOUGHT of taking a picture of one of my cars. Much less, take a picture of it then try to show it off on a board where I don't know anyone. It's like you can't get and credibility any other way than saying..."hey, I am not sure if anyone will take me seriously with just my post, so check out what I drive". Seriously...what. the. fuck?
The damn car isn't even that expensive...and it's just a fucking car for christ sake. Maybe if you had a porsch or even a tricked out benz...but a FORD? I just don't get it...
I am not even going to get into driving a mustang around...different strokes and shit...but to throw a picture up as to what you drive as if to brag about it is just wierd to me...
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I'm going to post a picture of my schlong on this thread for some serious street cred.
If I can just get my wife to give it back to me for a while.
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I'm going to post a picture of my schlong on this thread for some serious street cred.
If I can just get my wife to give it back to me for a while.
She says you would need that zoom lens anyway.
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She says you would need that zoom lens anyway.
I doubt the mods would even delete it for breaking any rules on nudity.
BUT, if I do get that super zoom lens, street cred is mine.
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I'm going to post a picture of my schlong on this thread for some serious street cred.
If I can just get my wife to give it back to me for a while.
It was your nuts she took, look closer and you'll find your pecker.
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I have a Camry and posting a pic of it would cause this site to explode as it would not be able to contain the awesomeness.
Carry on.
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You and me both. Although I am suprised with you being the big KISS fan you are...I would imagine that the ratio of people that love KISS and Mustangs are pretty comparitive... :popcorn:
I really think they gravitate more toward camaros, chevy S-10s and El Caminos.
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It was your nuts she took, look closer and you'll find your pecker.
Nope, I'm sure it's my Ta La La. She keeps it in a mason jar on her desk at school. Every time I have to go out of town without it, she shows it to her teacher friends and they all laugh maniacally.
I've heard them.
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I have a Camry and posting a pic of it would cause this site to explode as it would not be able to contain the awesomeness.
Carry on.
I feel the same way about my Nissan Frontier.
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I'm going to post a picture of my schlong on this thread for some serious street cred.
If I can just get my wife to give it back to me for a while.
No dear - you still have your schlong - she has your nutzzz. I know it has been a while since you used either, but there is a difference.
We chicks don't want your penises - why should we? Battery operated ones are harder, bigger, longer, cover all the bases, available in a multitude of designer colors and shapes, and deliver better results. :idhitit:
And I would NEVER refer to my vibrator(s) as my Ta La La...
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I feel the same way about my Nissan Frontier.
Whoa! Eeeeasy! Man, droppin' somethin like that without warning is dangerous. :bowl:
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I have a Camry and posting a pic of it would cause this site to explode as it would not be able to contain the awesomeness.
Carry on.
I feel the way about my Ford Five Hundred. But hell, the company pays for it so I ain't complaining in the least!
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Whoa! Eeeeasy! Man, droppin' somethin like that without warning is dangerous. :bowl:
I like living on the edge like that! It's how I roll and all.
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I feel the way about my Ford Five Hundred. But hell, the company pays for it so I ain't complaining in the least!
Sshhhhh.... Mine's free too. :vn: (company car as well)
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I like living on the edge like that! It's how I roll and all.
Edgy indeed sir. :thumbsup:
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I feel the way about my Ford Five Hundred. But hell, the company pays for it so I ain't complaining in the least!
You sir are rolling better than most. A car w/out a payment or expense of having it maintained and serviced.....nice! I hate nothing more than having to have a vehicle worked on. Besides making the payment on that bastard.
EDIT: Same goes for you as well Chop!
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Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer. We'll try to help you out here.
Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
Borat: *Hard*
Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.
Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
Car Dealership owner: Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.
Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
Car Dealership owner: Huh-Jesus...
Borat: How do I know that this will not happen with the car?
Car Dealership owner: Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.
Borat: I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?
Car Dealership owner: Fifty-two thousand.
Borat: I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.
Car Dealership owner: We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty.
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Hater's, I get respect when I pull up in the Silver Bullet!
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Hater's, I get respect when I pull up in the Silver Bullet!
Isn't that your wife's SUV?
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I feel the same way about my Nissan Frontier.
I, too, have a Frontier.
Two Camrys and a Sequoia.
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Isn't that your wife's SUV?
She has the Porshe Cayenne.
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She has the Porshe Cayenne.
I know... Jumbo's rockin the silver bullet!
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I really think they gravitate more toward camaros, chevy S-10s and El Caminos.
I stand corrected...
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I stand corrected...
I have driven, owned all three.
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I can't really talk shit about how I roll (because I drive a beat up old Tahoe), but this is how my wife rolls:
(http://dealerrevs.com/pictures/1706727.jpg)
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I can't really talk shit about how I roll (because I drive a beat up old Tahoe), but this is how my wife rolls:
(http://dealerrevs.com/pictures/1706727.jpg)
She's rollin"
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How Boartitz be rolling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53wp9jytzIc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53wp9jytzIc)
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Ya'll ain't got shit on my '99 Nissan Altima. I inherited this little jewel from my wife after she got a company car. She drove the Altima in college, and this motherfucker has more dents then the face of freshman at SPuat.
The pussy magnet referenced above? Yes...I drive the opposite. But I don't know what a car payment is.
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But I don't know what a car payment is.
...more money for booze and hookers.
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...more money for booze and hookers.
...and childcare.
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Ya'll ain't got shit on my '99 Nissan Altima. I inherited this little jewel from my wife after she got a company car. She drove the Altima in college, and this motherfucker has more dents then the face of freshman at SPuat.
The pussy magnet referenced above? Yes...I drive the opposite. But I don't know what a car payment is.
I have one of those as well, to go along with my Frontier and my wife's CRV. KICK ASS! That's all I have to say about my vehicles.
Kaos: Funny thing about that Frontier, my neighbor has one of the new Toyota 4-door Tundra (loaded) and he is always giving me hell about my "little truck". When I am able to pull up in with my new Xpress H51 (17ft bass boat, nothing fancy) and he is still pulling his 16ft, 10 year old tracker he won't say shit. He wants a new boat, but he has to work tons of OT to pay for it. That $16K difference in price for the "bigger, badder" truck wasn't all that good of a deal after all.
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I drive a 03' Civic that bitch will haul ass! It has 127 horsepower and I weight 300+ pounds so you can imagine thats a speed combo!
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Fuck all of you yuppie bastards. There's nothing wrong with liking the old American muscle cars. Just because it's a Ford means it doesn't run fast? Why don't you rich jackasses go fuck yourselves. You're too good to drive American, so the poor bastards that made their livings in Detroit are now in the food stamp line. (Yes I know the Unions fucked up more, than the population that likes foreign cars.)
By the way, I own an extended cab Z71, Dodge Durango, and a VW Passat.
dallaswareagle, the only thing that looks bad on that pic of the 10 model is the wheels. I could live with the rest.
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You're too good to drive American, so the poor bastards that made their livings in Detroit are now in the food stamp line. (Yes I know the Unions fucked up more, than the population that likes foreign cars.)
Their products are inferior. There is plenty of blame to go around, but none of it should fall on the consumers' shoulders.
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Their products are inferior. There is plenty of blame to go around, but none of it should fall on the consumers' shoulders.
I had to find someway to take a jab at you fuckers.
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Fuck all of you yuppie bastards. There's nothing wrong with liking the old American muscle cars. Just because it's a Ford means it doesn't run fast? Why don't you rich jackasses go fuck yourselves. You're too good to drive American, so the poor bastards that made their livings in Detroit are now in the food stamp line. (Yes I know the Unions fucked up more, than the population that likes foreign cars.)
By the way, I own an extended cab Z71, Dodge Durango, and a VW Passat.
dallaswareagle, the only thing that looks bad on that pic of the 10 model is the wheels. I could live with the rest.
:thumbsup: I also Drive this:
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I would not trade my midnight blue 2007 Volvo XC90 with a V8 for anything... seriously.
(http://www.lensuttonautos.com/2007XC90Sport.jpg)
Suck on that, bitches. And no, that is not my car - stock photo.
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I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!
I AM VERY IMPORTANT!!
(really I drive a '94 Jeep Wrangler with a bimini top and no doors. Sucks when it rains, or when it's hot.)