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Title: Name my dog...
Post by: Godfather on May 04, 2009, 04:10:15 PM
Ok so the wife and I got a new addition to our family yesterday. Need assitance in naming her.

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Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: The Prowler on May 04, 2009, 04:14:42 PM
I'd say, she's a Roxy
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 04, 2009, 04:19:14 PM
Roxy, good name for a dog.


Please tell me that you have blocked Jumbo from viewing this thread?
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: CCTAU on May 04, 2009, 04:27:00 PM
Needaburger.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Kaos on May 04, 2009, 04:30:58 PM
You should name it Chuck.  Chuck Physic.   

Think about it....
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Godfather on May 04, 2009, 04:32:35 PM
Please tell me that you have blocked Jumbo from viewing this thread?
Jumbo had to give us his approval....it really was a beautiful thing.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: wesfau2 on May 04, 2009, 05:03:00 PM
Shithead.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on May 04, 2009, 05:14:20 PM
Rachel
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Post by: boartitz on May 04, 2009, 05:29:12 PM
Harry
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Post by: Saniflush on May 04, 2009, 05:46:08 PM
Shithead.

HE HATES THESE CANS.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: wesfau2 on May 04, 2009, 05:51:05 PM
HE HATES THESE CANS.

I couldn't believe it, but I sat through a presentation at a chamber of commerce breakfast a month ago for a new emergency operations/teaching facility at our local airport.  The name of this place was going to be...wait for it...

The Special Pupose Center.

No shit.

Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 04, 2009, 06:30:54 PM
Shithead.
Damn, beat me to it.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Saniflush on May 04, 2009, 06:37:23 PM
I couldn't believe it, but I sat through a presentation at a chamber of commerce breakfast a month ago for a new emergency operations/teaching facility at our local airport.  The name of this place was going to be...wait for it...

The Special Pupose Center.

No shit.




Please tell me you did not miss the Kodak opportunity?
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: AWK on May 04, 2009, 07:12:15 PM
Donkey Raping Shit Eater...

Brian for short.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: boartitz on May 04, 2009, 08:00:38 PM
Disney has Pluto, how about Uranus?
My neighbor names his dogs after winds. Zephyr, Sirocco, Norther. Sirocco farts a lot.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 04, 2009, 08:02:58 PM
Diogi
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: wesfau2 on May 04, 2009, 11:41:32 PM

Please tell me you did not miss the Kodak opportunity?

Alas.  I was caught flat-footed.  I don't make a practice of carrying a camera to chamber events.

Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Jumbo on May 05, 2009, 12:42:42 AM
Roxy would be my choice, she is a very special lady.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Kaos on May 05, 2009, 01:09:09 AM
Nobody gets Chuck Physic?  Come on.....
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on May 05, 2009, 12:33:41 PM
Gina (pronounced Jina) as in vagina.

You could pet it everyday.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Saniflush on May 05, 2009, 12:48:30 PM
Nobody gets Chuck Physic?  Come on.....

I am gonna need a map.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 05, 2009, 01:08:48 PM
Nobody gets Chuck Physic?  Come on.....

Buck Fama
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Saniflush on May 05, 2009, 01:13:59 PM
Buck Fama

Light dawns on yonder head.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 06, 2009, 03:39:15 PM
I like Lily - that was my first dog's name.  She is too cute for Roxy - that name makes me think of a chain smoking raspy voiced overweight waitress at a greasy spoon diner.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Jumbo on May 06, 2009, 04:02:15 PM
I like Lily - that was my first dog's name.  She is too cute for Roxy - that name makes me think of a chain smoking raspy voiced overweight waitress at a greasy spoon diner.
It just moved!
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 06, 2009, 04:21:06 PM
It just moved!
How could you tell?
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 06, 2009, 04:54:26 PM
How could you tell?


Oh snippity snap!!!

I still like Rachel....after your favorite "Establishment".
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Jumbo on May 06, 2009, 05:04:56 PM
How could you tell?
I smell Bacon!
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 06, 2009, 06:26:34 PM
I like Lily - that was my first dog's name.  She is too cute for Roxy - that name makes me think of a chain smoking raspy voiced overweight waitress at a greasy spoon diner.
Why do you hate the Waffle House in Leeds?
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 06, 2009, 07:21:45 PM
Why do you hate the Waffle House in Leeds?

FTFY
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Godfather on May 07, 2009, 01:43:25 PM
BTW we went with Sadie, you fucks were no help.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Thrilla on May 07, 2009, 04:05:01 PM
BTW we went with Sadie, you fucks were no help.

Fuck you, that's the name I picked.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Godfather on May 07, 2009, 04:14:57 PM
Fuck you, that's the name I picked.  :thumbsup:
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Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Thrilla on May 07, 2009, 04:27:07 PM
(http://www.livingstonbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bozo.jpg)

That's a really big button.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 07, 2009, 09:38:35 PM
I knew he didn't have the coconuts to go with Rachel
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Saniflush on May 08, 2009, 07:59:11 AM
I knew he didn't have the coconuts to go with Rachel

You should really have this thing you have for "Rachel" investigated.  It could become debilitating.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 08, 2009, 01:30:54 PM
You should really have this thing you have for "Rachel" investigated.  It could become debilitating.

I've never actually been with a Rachel.  I just felt the name was appropriate since the dog is female and it's the same name as his favorite establishment where females get naked and shake their tightly shaved cooters in front of you for money.  But nooooo...."Sadie" is just a fine name for a dog. 
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Saniflush on May 08, 2009, 02:34:23 PM
I've never actually been with a Rachel.  I just felt the name was appropriate since the dog is female and it's the same name as his favorite establishment where females get naked and shake their tightly shaved cooters in front of you for money.  But nooooo...."Sadie" is just a fine name for a dog. 

I thought it was your favorite character on Friends?
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Jumbo on May 08, 2009, 02:51:26 PM
I've never actually been with a Rachel.  I just felt the name was appropriate since the dog is female and it's the same name as his favorite establishment where females get naked and shake their tightly shaved cooters in front of you for money.  But nooooo...."Sadie" is just a fine name for a dog. 
You should be an Artist.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 08, 2009, 03:06:51 PM
I thought it was your favorite character on Friends?

I want to be with her soooo bad. 
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Saniflush on May 08, 2009, 03:10:02 PM
I want to be with her soooo bad. 

So badly I think you would sniff Meyer's cock.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 08, 2009, 03:27:59 PM
So badly I think you would sniff Meyer's cock.

That's MAyer and yes I would....if it was shortly after a hot monkey love session with Jen.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Saniflush on May 08, 2009, 03:36:46 PM
That's MAyer and yes I would....if it was shortly after a hot monkey love session with Jen.

You can just about spell his name "dave mathews" and it would be the same.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Thrilla on May 08, 2009, 03:46:08 PM
You can just about spell his name "dave mathews" and it would be the same.


Say what you must and hate how you will, but I went and saw DMB last week up in Alphatucky at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre, and I still maintain that they are one the best live shows out there.  They are some musically talented muthafuckas, from the best drummer of all time (Carter Beaufort) to the new guys in the brass section.  Amazing musicians.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 08, 2009, 05:05:16 PM
I have been preaching that for 3 years Thrilla...they will only mock you...
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: GarMan on May 08, 2009, 05:15:11 PM
That's MAyer and yes I would....if it was shortly after a hot monkey love session with Jen.
You and your fantasy again...  Even after you swatted away all of the dung flies, you'd still have to deal with the maggots.   :puke:
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Tarheel on May 08, 2009, 05:29:53 PM

Say what you must and hate how you will, but I went and saw DMB last week up in Alphatucky at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre, and I still maintain that they are one the best live shows out there.  They are some musically talented muthafuckas, from the best drummer of all time (Carter Beaufort) to the new guys in the brass section.  Amazing musicians.


You've been living in Decatur way too long, Thrilla.   :poke:
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: GarMan on May 08, 2009, 05:47:35 PM
You've been living in Decatur way too long, Thrilla.   :poke:
No doubt!!!  That ghey-ish yodeling of his gets under my skin like nothing else. 
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: boartitz on May 09, 2009, 04:42:20 AM
Jam band= They can't play the same thing twice.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Thrilla on May 09, 2009, 09:30:24 AM
No doubt!!!  That ghey-ish yodeling of his gets under my skin like nothing else. 
Actually, any artist that sounds the exact same in the studio and on stage is talented.  His voice is strong enough to carry over the awesomeness of the instruments of his bandmates, and is always on key.  The guy can sing.  I recommend his live sessions with Tim Reynolds (just the two of them, and their guitars) as proof.



You've been living in Decatur way too long, Thrilla.   :poke:

I'm pretty sure they listen to the Indigo Girls out here...not DM.  Therefore the only influence they continue to have on me is to show love for the poonanny.
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Post by: wesfau2 on May 09, 2009, 11:50:04 AM

  Amazing musicians.

Great musicians are certainly capable of playing lame music.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Thrilla on May 09, 2009, 12:22:29 PM
Great musicians are certainly capable of playing lame music.

And you are certainly entitled to your opinion.  Although I tend to agree with you on the later stuff, vs. what they put out in the early to mid 90's.

 :bow: time...there's plenty out there, but this is a good clip of CB beatin' the shit outta the drums.  In this vid, he does his patented blurred arms move at 1:23.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lDf6JIfoBE&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lDf6JIfoBE&feature=related)

Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: wesfau2 on May 09, 2009, 12:25:39 PM
And you are certainly entitled to your opinion.  Although I tend to agree with you on the later stuff, vs. what they put out in the early to mid 90's.

 :bow: time...there's plenty out there, but this is a good clip of CB beatin' the shit outta the drums.  In this vid, he does his patented blurred arms move at 1:23.




You're missing my point.  They are certainly gifted musicians, as that clip proves.  Solos are quite different than the songs that they play, though.  These guys are wasting their gifts to play in a lame band. 
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: GarMan on May 10, 2009, 11:00:03 PM
Actually, any artist that sounds the exact same in the studio and on stage is talented. 
Interesting definition of "talent".  I imagine you think the same of Cyndi Lauper...  and other skreetchy, whinny, yodeling singers. 
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Thrilla on May 11, 2009, 02:55:55 PM
You're missing my point.  They are certainly gifted musicians, as that clip proves.  Solos are quite different than the songs that they play, though.  These guys are wasting their gifts to play in a lame band. 

No, I get your point.  CB does that kind of thing throughout each set he plays with the band.  Therefore, he's using his talents appropriately.  I think it's great that he mixes up his drum beats in live songs...it's like he never plays the same show twice.  What you hear on the studio album is not what's presented live.  This is not anything out of the ordinary for musicians, but I would hardly call his performances a waste.  If I were a musician, I'd much rather use my talents to play in a band and make great songs...instead of playing by myself.

Interesting definition of "talent".  I imagine you think the same of Cyndi Lauper...  and other skreetchy, whinny, yodeling singers. 

Your arguments are typically better then the ridiculous stretch of the imagination posted here.  I'm not sure what you're listening to, but DM is not into yodeling.  Unless there's some underground black market shit out there that I haven't heard.

However, I've been known to sing along with "Time After Time" when no one is looking.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on May 11, 2009, 03:17:38 PM
No, I get your point.  CB does that kind of thing throughout each set he plays with the band.  Therefore, he's using his talents appropriately.  I think it's great that he mixes up his drum beats in live songs...it's like he never plays the same show twice.  What you hear on the studio album is not what's presented live.  This is not anything out of the ordinary for musicians, but I would hardly call his performances a waste.  If I were a musician, I'd much rather use my talents to play in a band and make great songs...instead of playing by myself.

Your arguments are typically better then the ridiculous stretch of the imagination posted here.  I'm not sure what you're listening to, but DM is not into yodeling.  Unless there's some underground black market shit out there that I haven't heard.

However, I've been known to sing along with "Time After Time" when no one is looking.

Cyndi did a song about chick masturbation.  She earned points in my book once someone told me what it was about.  Not musician related but you gotta' love chicks playing with the little man in the boat.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: wesfau2 on May 11, 2009, 03:42:22 PM
  If I were a musician, I'd much rather use my talents to play in a band and make great songs...instead of playing by myself.


I still think you're missing my point.  DMB doesn't write "great songs".  They (well, Dave really) write schlock.  Lame schlock.  These musicians, and I agree that they are very talented, are wasting their talents playing Dave's lame music when they could be authoring mind-blowing, face-melting (ok, the hyperbole is a bit much) music with a quality songwriter.

I'm not advocating that these guys all go solo and never play with another musician.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 11, 2009, 03:57:11 PM
I still think you're missing my point.  DMB doesn't write "great songs".  They (well, Dave really) write schlock.  Lame schlock.  These musicians, and I agree that they are very talented, are wasting their talents playing Dave's lame music when they could be authoring mind-blowing, face-melting (ok, the hyperbole is a bit much) music with a quality songwriter.

I'm not advocating that these guys all go solo and never play with another musician.

I am in no way a DMB fan.  Like Wes, I appreciate they are all great musicians.  While I can't stand their sound, I acknowledge they have quite a faithful following and would imagine they're knocking down a large stack of cabbage.
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Post by: Thrilla on May 11, 2009, 04:18:02 PM
I still think you're missing my point.  DMB doesn't write "great songs".  They (well, Dave really) write schlock.  Lame schlock.  These musicians, and I agree that they are very talented, are wasting their talents playing Dave's lame music when they could be authoring mind-blowing, face-melting (ok, the hyperbole is a bit much) music with a quality songwriter.

I'm not advocating that these guys all go solo and never play with another musician.

I see this is going the way of the previous DMB arguments that War Eagle!!! participated in.

I think this, then, is the bone of contention.  You think it's schlock, I think the lyrics fit most songs they're written for.  But for me, the music is what sells me.  I guess it comes down to how each individual interprets art...and we interpret the finished product differently.  I'm happy to hear that you think they are each individually talented, however.

I am in no way a DMB fan.  Like Wes, I appreciate they are all great musicians.  While I can't stand their sound, I acknowledge they have quite a faithful following and would imagine they're knocking down a large stack of cabbage.

I read two weeks ago that they earn over $500,000 in just merchandise sales alone...and that's at each show, at the official DMB merchandise vendor booth-thingy that travels with them to each show.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Ogre on May 11, 2009, 04:29:52 PM
That's chump change compared to what Detox On the Rocks brings in on any given night.

Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 11, 2009, 04:45:36 PM
I see this is going the way of the previous DMB arguments that War Eagle!!! participated in.

Hey dude. Did they play So Damn Lucky at the concert you were at? I have heard a couple of live versions of that song and the end of that song has morphed into something fucking ridiculous.

I was supposed to go to the B'ham show a couple of weeks ago but I had to head back to TX early for work and missed it. My brother said it was a great show though...
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Thrilla on May 11, 2009, 05:16:48 PM
Hey dude. Did they play So Damn Lucky at the concert you were at? I have heard a couple of live versions of that song and the end of that song has morphed into something fucking ridiculous.

I was supposed to go to the B'ham show a couple of weeks ago but I had to head back to TX early for work and missed it. My brother said it was a great show though...

I found the set list.  The cover of "Burning Down the House" (originally by the Talking Heads) took me by surprise and was most excellent.  They have this new Trumpet guy that looks like Ruben Studdard that sings it.  I thought the son of bitch was going to die from a heart attack but he made it out OK.  This was one of the better shows I have seen in some time!
 
intro -->Pantala Naga Pampa 
1 Rapunzel   
2 Where Are You Going 
3 Stay or Leave 
4 Funny the Way It Is 
5 Why I Am   
6 Burning Down the House   
7 #41   
8 Spaceman
9 Cornbread   
10 Crash Into Me   
11 Dancing Nancies
12 Warehouse 
13 The Dreaming Tree   
  Anyone Seen the Bridge [fake]
14 Ants Marching   
15 Grey Street     


Encore:
16 Sister 
Rye Whiskey [tease] 
  Stefan solo
17 All Along the Watchtower



You can find other setlists on this insanely detailed website:

http://www.dmbalmanac.com/ (http://www.dmbalmanac.com/)

They played So Damn Lucky at the Birmingham show.
Title: Re: Name my dog...
Post by: Ogre on May 11, 2009, 05:21:19 PM
I found the set list.  The cover of "Burning Down the House" (originally by the Talking Heads) took me by surprise and was most excellent.  They have this new Trumpet guy that looks like Ruben Studdard that sings it.  I thought the son of bitch was going to die from a heart attack but he made it out OK.  This was one of the better shows I have seen in some time!
 
intro -->Pantala Naga Pampa 
1 Rapunzel   
2 Where Are You Going 
3 Stay or Leave 
4 Funny the Way It Is 
5 Why I Am   
6 Burning Down the House   
7 #41   
8 Spaceman
9 Cornbread   
10 Crash Into Me   
11 Dancing Nancies
12 Warehouse 
13 The Dreaming Tree   
  Anyone Seen the Bridge [fake]
14 Ants Marching   
15 Grey Street     


Encore:
16 Sister 
Rye Whiskey [tease] 
  Stefan solo
17 All Along the Watchtower



You can find other setlists on this insanely detailed website:

http://www.dmbalmanac.com/ (http://www.dmbalmanac.com/)

They played So Damn Lucky at the Birmingham show.


I saw them in Memphis a year ago and they covered Burning Down the House.  I love Talking Heads, and I thought it was as good of a cover as I'd heard.  Then again, I was drunk and on drugs at the time, so I probably would have loved it if they covered that insipid Crash Test Dummies "Mmmmm Mmmmm" song.