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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Godfather on March 30, 2009, 11:19:36 AM
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I live above a star, and yet I never burn,
I have eleven neighbors, and yet none of them turn,
I am visited in sequence, first, last or in between,
PRS (& sometimes Q) are my initials, what am I.
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I will not ruin it for everyone else.
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what am I.
Gay?
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Gay?
Sick Burn.
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Gay?
Damn! :rofl:
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Not me, I'm rotary.
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Gay?
Are you asking cause your hopeful?
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A rotary telephone? Titz already said it....is that it?
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The "7" on a phone's dial pad?
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The "7" on a phone's dial pad?
Yep.
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Yep.
So do I get to go to Hawaii or something now? :vn:
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So do I get to go to Hawaii or something now? :vn:
Duwatchalike.
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Duwatchalike.
Bitch betta have my money.
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Possibly history's most famous commander of a vessel actually was hoping to run aground from the minute his journey began. Who was he??
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Possibly history's most famous commander of a vessel actually was hoping to run aground from the minute his journey began. Who was he??
(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/r3plikazt47/alanhalejr.jpg)
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Possibly history's most famous commander of a vessel actually was hoping to run aground from the minute his journey began. Who was he??
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/07/31/michaelcostner_narrowweb__300x416,2.jpg)
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Possibly history's most famous commander of a vessel actually was hoping to run aground from the minute his journey began. Who was he??
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A rotary telephone? Titz already said it....is that it?
We still have a rotary phone at the family cabin on the river. I get a kick out of my kids friends that come up who have never seen one. I know that dates me, but I'm funny like that. It'll be there as long as I an here or the system quits recognizing the rotary tone. Usually the first thing I do when I get to the camp is to unplug the phone and turn off the cell anyways. Tough shit. I have got back home and learned that an aunt had died and was buried while I was incommunicado. Again, tough shit. I'm not good at funerals. The next one I go to will probably be mine.
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Possibly history's most famous commander of a vessel actually was hoping to run aground from the minute his journey began. Who was he??
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(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/r3plikazt47/alanhalejr.jpg)
Glenn, I don't know why that struck me funny, but I laughed until I cried. I think it was the whole "picture worth a thousand words" thing.
Damn, dude... :rofl:
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Nimitz ran one of his first commands aground. Is that who it is?
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Nimitz ran one of his first commands aground. Is that who it is?
nope, aside from the comedy no one has gotten it yet.
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Columbus.
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Columbus.
nope but your heading in the right direction
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I no ah should no this.
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Boartitz given all the clues...anyone?
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Noah. :drevil:
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What is the most frequently run distance in American sports?
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What is the most frequently run distance in American sports?
1 ft.
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nope
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What is the most frequently run distance in American sports?
Couch-bathroom-fridge-couch.
Roughly 50 ft.
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Couch-bathroom-fridge-couch.
Roughly 50 ft.
I can help.
(http://www.northdrugstore.com/productimages/detrol_la.jpg)
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I can help.
(http://www.northdrugstore.com/productimages/detrol_la.jpg)
Hey ...smaller folks have smaller bladders
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Hey ...smaller folks have smaller bladders
:rofl: :rofl: = avatar
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That's hilarious!!
Yes, indeed it is. I believe I'm witnessing a moderator war. The safe bet would be with the godfather, but I know that ginger child has a few tricks hidden up his sleeve.
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Yes, indeed it is. I believe I'm witnessing a moderator war. The safe bet would be with the godfather, but I know that ginger child has a few tricks hidden up his sleeve.
If it's his, it's a short sleeve.
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If it's his, it's a short sleeve.
You can hide a lot in a triple XL, though.
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You can hide a lot in a triple XL, though.
He is starting to go all beefcake.
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The sequence of avatars is absolutely making my stomach hurt. I have almost regurgitated my lunch.
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Since BK can't hang, he has taken away my ability to change his avatar.
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Seriously. Still laughing. I am going to die.
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I have done no such thing.
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I have done no such thing.
So through the magic of teh interwebs, I can no longer change it?
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So through the magic of teh interwebs, I can no longer change it?
Maybe you ate the directions.
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I don't need to go to that level, perhaps your hair is in the way. :moon:
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You gotta' admit, that does look like a big ass cereal bowl cut.
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That's it. I've puked my lunch back up AND shit my pants. Time to go home.
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I win!
Back on track...we still have this one out there.
What is the most frequently run distance in American sports?
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:rofl: :rofl: = avatar
:rimshot:
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A yard?
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I win!
Why does this post remind me of George W. Bush's "Mission Accomplished" speech?
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Why does this post remind me of George W. Bush's "Mission Accomplished" speech?
Folks really missed out on an epic internet battle today. Funniest thing I've ever seen on this board.
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A yard?
I think he's on to something.
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A yard?
right idea wrong sport
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Folks really missed out on an epic internet battle today. Funniest thing I've ever seen on this board.
Spill it...what happened?
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Spill it...what happened?
An epic moderator battle between the Godfather and Ogre. An avatar war, if you will. Methinks that we have not seen the last of it.
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Spill it...what happened?
Basically this
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And this
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That makes me rofl in ways I never knew I could before.
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What is the most frequently run distance in American sports?
Off deep ends? Bama fans do it every day.
/I got nuthin'
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The most frequently run distance in American sport is 90 ft (the distance from Home Plate to First Base).
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There is a game that has only four letters in its name. If you reverse the last two letters,
you get a whole new game. Name the two games. (Hint one must be played right handed.)
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There is a game that has only four letters in its name. If you reverse the last two letters,
you get a whole new game. Name the two games. (Hint one must be played right handed.)
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Polo/Pool
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There is a game that has only four letters in its name. If you reverse the last two letters,
you get a whole new game. Name the two games. (Hint one must be played right handed.)
Polo/Pool
Damn quote function she is the bitch.
Very nice, that one was to easy apparently.
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Here's a letter series most of us see everyday. Which letter does not belong "D, T, N, P, R"
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Here's a letter series most of us see everyday. Which letter does not belong "D, T, N, P, R"
I'd say "D", because it's the only one that isn't within one letter of another.
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The most frequently run distance in American sport is 90 ft (the distance from Home Plate to First Base).
That's trivia, not a riddle.
Jess sayin'.
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I drive a standard shift.
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Here's a letter series most of us see everyday. Which letter does not belong "D, T, N, P, R"
There are several people I would like to see the letters DNR associated with.
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T! The answer is T!
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T! The answer is T!
Yeah, you only THINK you're going to Hawaii now.....
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Yeah, you only THINK you're going to Hawaii now.....
What do I win? What do I win? Please say herpes!
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What do I win? What do I win? Please say herpes!
Well, not entirely, but it could be something like going on a rowboat to Hawaii while Kaos rows and tells you his thoughts on Auburn's coaching change. There are no life rings aboard.
Aloha!!
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T! The answer is T!
Why "T"? I miss the riddle...
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What do I win? What do I win? Please say herpes!
You win a night with this guy
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Why "T"? I miss the riddle...
The Riddle was
Here's a letter series most of us see everyday. Which letter does not belong "D, T, N, P, R"
The answer is T because D, N, P, R is on your drive shaft. Titz with the clue again.
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The Riddle wasThe answer is T because D, N, P, R is on your drive shaft. Titz with the clue again.
How do you know what is on my shaft and what I do with it?
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How do you know what is on my shaft and what I do with it?
:rimshot:
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Tony asked Mitch, "How old is your son?" Mitch replied, "My son is 5 times as old as my daughter and my wife is 5 times as old as my son. I am twice as old as my wife and her great aunt, who is 81, is as old as all of us put together." How old is Mitch's son?
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What do I win? What do I win? Please say herpes!
This guy will come over to your house and let you lick his vagina:
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Tony asked Mitch, "How old is your son?" Mitch replied, "My son is 5 times as old as my daughter and my wife is 5 times as old as my son. I am twice as old as my wife and her great aunt, who is 81, is as old as all of us put together." How old is Mitch's son?
Is the daughter legal? That's all I need to know.
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Tony asked Mitch, "How old is your son?" Mitch replied, "My son is 5 times as old as my daughter and my wife is 5 times as old as my son. I am twice as old as my wife and her great aunt, who is 81, is as old as all of us put together." How old is Mitch's son?
Why didn't Mitch just answer "5 years old"?
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I gotta say, we are gonna have to discuss your shirt and tie selection.
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Tony asked Mitch, "How old is your son?" Mitch replied, "My son is 5 times as old as my daughter and my wife is 5 times as old as my son. I am twice as old as my wife and her great aunt, who is 81, is as old as all of us put together." How old is Mitch's son?
Mitch went to USC west and is fucking all of them wimmen.
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Why didn't Mitch just answer "5 years old"?
Or he could have answered, "Well, my son here from my ex-wife, is 5. And although I am 50, my 25 year old new wife, who used to be my secretary, is not quite as hot since she won't lose all that god damn baby weight she gained when I got her pregnant with my 1 year old daughter."
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Or he could have answered, "Well, my son here from my ex-wife, is 5. And although I am 50, my 25 year old new wife, who used to be my secretary, is not quite as hot since she won't lose all that god damn baby weight she gained when I got her pregnant with my 1 year old daughter."
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I gotta say, we are gonna have to discuss your shirt and tie selection.
I'm a goddamn American icon!
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I'm a goddamn American icon!
Damn, Eagle, are ye bald?
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Folklore tells of Bigfoot Pete who discovered a vein of gold on the edge of the desert. Fearing that others might jump his claim, he knew he had to rush across the desert to the assay/claim office. The route was six days walk across the desert. Pete had no animals to help him but the local natives offered to help. The trouble was that no one (including Pete) could carry more than four days food and water. Can the trip be made - and how many helpers would Pete need?
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I am horny with anticipation for my pric... I mean Rowh Tyde.
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I'm a goddamn American icon!
You betta pump ya brakes boy
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You betta pump ya brakes boy
They didn't have cellphones in '67. I'm head-to-toe legit, baby.
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They didn't have cellphones in '67. I'm head-to-toe legit, baby.
You cant go full retard.
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You cant go full retard.
Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...
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I'm a goddamn American icon!
You betta pump ya brakes boy
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. You did not pull my quote from the correct movie. There by breaking the rules of the game...I award you no points....and may God have mercy on your soul.
P.s. There are no tags on these mattresses.
NIB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!
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You betta pump ya brakes boy
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. You did not pull my quote from the correct movie. There by breaking the rules of the game...I award you no points....and may God have mercy on your soul.
P.s. There are no tags on these mattresses.
NIB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!
You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.
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You betta pump ya brakes boy
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. You did not pull my quote from the correct movie. There by breaking the rules of the game...I award you no points....and may God have mercy on your soul.
P.s. There are no tags on these mattresses.
NIB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!
I was actually trying to cover your ass since you didn't post the most appropriate one. Now everyone knows you are full tard.
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You betta pump ya brakes boy
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. You did not pull my quote from the correct movie. There by breaking the rules of the game...I award you no points....and may God have mercy on your soul.
P.s. There are no tags on these mattresses.
NIB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!
Settle down, Fender Roads...
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I was actually trying to cover your ass since you didn't post the most appropriate one. Now everyone knows you are full tard.
What makes mine unappropriate, I contend, it fit the situation perfect. You could have even come in with something like: Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four?
Just saying you're better than that. And shake the tail when you walk.
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Maybe I just knew I had to represent
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What makes mine unappropriate, I contend, it fit the situation perfect. You could have even come in with something like: Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four?
Just saying you're better than that. And shake the tail when you walk.
You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD...no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.
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You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD...no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.
I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable.
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I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable.
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe3U4DJE-eY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe3U4DJE-eY)
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Folklore tells of Bigfoot Pete who discovered a vein of gold on the edge of the desert. Fearing that others might jump his claim, he knew he had to rush across the desert to the assay/claim office. The route was six days walk across the desert. Pete had no animals to help him but the local natives offered to help. The trouble was that no one (including Pete) could carry more than four days food and water. Can the trip be made - and how many helpers would Pete need?
I've burned some brain cells on this one. Hint?
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okay, have 4 people leave. after one day two of them give one days f& w to pete and another (leaving the enough to return and giving the 2 guys left 4 days f&w) and turn back. The next day the other guy gives pete one day f&w and turns back (he has 2 days f&w left and pete is back to 4 days left ans 4 days f&w).
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okay, have 4 people leave. after one day two of them give one days f& w to pete and another (leaving the enough to return and giving the 2 guys left 4 days f&w) and turn back. The next day the other guy gives pete one day f&w and turns back (he has 2 days f&w left and pete is back to 4 days left ans 4 days f&w).
Thats not really a hint, thats the answer....nice job Tiger88
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Two men who signed the Declaration of Independence had their respective families produce two
U.S. Presidents for each family. Who were they and who were the Presidents?
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Thats not really a hint, thats the answer....nice job Tiger88
Shit, I hate math. I actually was close but that matters not now. Well done, Tiger88.
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Two men who signed the Declaration of Independence had their respective families produce two
U.S. Presidents for each family. Who were they and who were the Presidents?
John & John Quincy Adams and William Henry and Benjamin Harrison.
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Boog Powell and Jim Palmer?
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I hope this isn't in this thread already but here it goes:
Two men are standing beside a casket and one asks who is in the casket. The other guy tells him:
Brothers and sisters I have none, but this mans father is my fathers son.
Who's in the casket?
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I hope this isn't in this thread already but here it goes:
Two men are standing beside a casket and one asks who is in the casket. The other guy tells him:
Brothers and sisters I have none, but this mans father is my fathers son.
Who's in the casket?
Davis Love III???
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I hope this isn't in this thread already but here it goes:
Two men are standing beside a casket and one asks who is in the casket. The other guy tells him:
Brothers and sisters I have none, but this mans father is my fathers son.
Who's in the casket?
Isn't it just easier to say my son?
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John & John Quincy Adams and William Henry and Benjamin Harrison.
Thats correct BTW nice job Chief!
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On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all are going to the fair?
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On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all are going to the fair?
You weren't very clear, so I have two answers:
1) One person is going to the fair (you never said that the jugglers/etc were also going); or
2) 501 are going to the fair.
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Just me.
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the answer is one...because its on my way to the fair...meaning the others were leaving the fair.
That was easy btw especially if your a Die Hard fan....of riddles.
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There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?
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There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?
The survivor was a pregnant woman?
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The survivor was a pregnant woman?
nope
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The survivors were married, or not single anyway.
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The survivors were married, or not single anyway.
Seconded.
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The survivors were married, or not single anyway.
Correct
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Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
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I'd just imagine I was rescued. I'd imagine the sharks went away. Ummmm... Uhhh... I'd survive because I'd just be making the shit up. Dunno
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I'd just imagine I was rescued. I'd imagine the sharks went away. Ummmm... Uhhh... I'd survive because I'd just be making the shit up. Dunno
these are too easy
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Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?
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Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?
Uh....Johnny.
:bowl:
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Johnny July Jingleheimer Schmitt?
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Boog Powell?
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While you're pondering that one...
2 men are in the desert. Both men have back packs on. The man with a full back pack is dead. The man with an empty back pack is walking out of the desert alive and well.
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Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
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While you're pondering that one...
2 men are in the desert. Both men have back packs on. The man with a full back pack is dead. The man with an empty back pack is walking out of the desert alive and well.
BTW.... Parachutes and your supposed to form a question.
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BTW.... Parachutes and your supposed to form a question.
Cheatin' mutha-licker. You've got the book.
You are hereby banned from answering anything else. Now, bring me a beer and post more riddles...bitch.
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Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
He was a window washer and he jumped inside the building...