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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Saniflush on September 20, 2007, 02:43:23 PM

Title: My sources tell me....
Post by: Saniflush on September 20, 2007, 02:43:23 PM
Well it is only one source.  Just got off the phone with "The Warden" (my father) who is buddies with Coach Dye.  Dye told dad that Brandon is not well.  According to Dye it relates back to his disease.  My father does not lie or even think about stretching the truth.  If he says Dye told him this he did.  Whether or not Dye knows what he is talking about, you be the judge.
Title: Re: My sources tell me....
Post by: Lurking Tiger on September 20, 2007, 02:49:50 PM
Well it is only one source.  Just got off the phone with "The Warden" (my father) who is buddies with Coach Dye.  Dye told dad that Brandon is not well.  According to Dye it relates back to his disease.  My father does not lie or even think about stretching the truth.  If he says Dye told him this he did.  Whether or not Dye knows what he is talking about, you be the judge.

I’m not surprised. I am going to tell you something that was told to me directly by someone who was on the team. I do not know this for a fact, but I believe the guy.

Brandon gets drunk. A lot. Apparently this can aggravate his condition.

I’m not calling him an alcoholic.

I share this with you in confidence.
Title: Re: My sources tell me....
Post by: Saniflush on September 20, 2007, 02:52:00 PM
I’m not surprised. I am going to tell you something that was told to me directly by someone who was on the team. I do not know this for a fact, but I believe the guy.

Brandon gets drunk. A lot. Apparently this can aggravate his condition.

I’m not calling him an alcoholic.

I share this with you in confidence.


Something certainly is going on and you can be as dumb as Taylor and see that.
Title: Re: My sources tell me....
Post by: AWK on September 20, 2007, 02:53:51 PM
I LIKE FOOTBALL!   :badger: :pb: :wave:
Title: Re: My sources tell me....
Post by: AUChizad on September 20, 2007, 04:05:39 PM
I've been saying that his disability was the root of the problem since K-State, but I just got called an asshole.
Of course I refered to him as a "fucking diseased cripple".
Title: Re: My sources tell me....
Post by: Saniflush on September 20, 2007, 04:09:34 PM
I've been saying that his disability was the root of the problem since K-State, but I just got called an asshole.
Of course I refered to him as a "fucking diseased cripple".

You woulda been okay if you called him a retard.
Title: Re: My sources tell me....
Post by: D-Day on September 20, 2007, 04:22:04 PM
I've been saying that his disability was the root of the problem since K-State, but I just got called an asshole.
Of course I refered to him as a "fucking diseased cripple".

Hey, asshole! Shut the fuck up! I personally KNOW Brandon Cox and he's a winner! He's going to bounce back because that's what he does when the chips are down. After putting Tubbs in a full nelson and putting Borges in a Jenny Craig clinic he's going to personally lead this team back to VICTORY. You just wait! The sheer throwing power of his arm is going to literally melt the BCS computers and we'll be spanking USC's faggot ass come January for that coveted crystal ball.

Fuckin' haters!
Title: Re: My sources tell me....
Post by: Tiger Six on September 20, 2007, 04:30:49 PM
When he goes swimming in the ocean, he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Coxed. 

Nick Saban wears Brandon Cox pajamas.
Title: Re: My sources tell me....
Post by: Lurking Tiger on September 20, 2007, 04:39:52 PM
Nick Saban wears Brandon Cox pajamas.

With the dickhole in the back.
Title: Re: My sources tell me....
Post by: Saniflush on September 20, 2007, 04:46:32 PM
With the dickhole in the back.

hey fucko it's called a drop hatch.
Title: Re: My sources tell me....
Post by: Lurking Tiger on September 20, 2007, 04:53:00 PM
hey fucko it's called a drop hatch.

My mistake.

I'm not familiar with the accessories that you need in order to pee sitting down.

I see that you have that covered.
Title: Re: My sources tell me....
Post by: Saniflush on September 20, 2007, 04:56:25 PM
My mistake.

I'm not familiar with the accessories that you need in order to pee sitting down.

I see that you have that covered.

Only when I am not peeing.