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Title: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 12, 2009, 08:53:26 PM: Which one of these gets your vote?

http://lifestyle.msn.com/your-life/just-dreaming/staticslideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=18113507&imageindex=1 (http://lifestyle.msn.com/your-life/just-dreaming/staticslideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=18113507&imageindex=1)
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: The Prowler on March 12, 2009, 09:25:05 PM: Salma Hayek
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Tarheel on March 12, 2009, 09:28:16 PM: Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 12, 2009, 09:43:04 PM: Sheryl Crowe
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2009, 10:22:13 PM: 1. Jennifer Anniston

2. Halle Berry

3. Salma Hayek

4. Sheryl Crowe

5. Sarah Palin (Just to say I did)
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: lifesapplepie on March 12, 2009, 11:09:04 PM: What the Fuck is Susy Colber doing on there?
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Saniflush on March 13, 2009, 09:07:09 AM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 12, 2009, 10:22:13 PM
1. Jennifer Anniston

2. Halle Berry

3. Salma Hayek

4. Sheryl Crowe

5. Sarah Palin (Just to say I did)

The distinguished gentleman from the wiregrass is correct.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 13, 2009, 09:13:35 AM: Quote from: lifesapplepie on March 12, 2009, 11:09:04 PM
What the Fuck is Susy Colber doing on there?
Joe Namath got a vote.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Ogre on March 13, 2009, 09:24:31 AM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 12, 2009, 10:22:13 PM
1. Jennifer Anniston

2. Halle Berry

3. Salma Hayek

4. Sheryl Crowe

5. Sarah Palin (Just to say I did)

Swap Sheryl and Salma and you've got a winner in my book.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 13, 2009, 09:37:27 AM: My wife got one of those women's fitness, uterus type magazines about a year ago and Crowe was on the cover in a little workout suit or bikini (Not much fabric). I know it was touched up, airbrushed and all that but daayyyuuummm.... :idhitit: twice
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: CCTAU on March 13, 2009, 10:07:14 AM: Bellucci has to be high on the list. That pic does no do her justice. When I judge beauty, I try to think which one would look the best right out of bed in the morning. I mean even Jim thought Tammy Faye was alive when she had her makeup on.

That would put Hayek, Bellucci, Aniston, and Williams near the top. I wold like to throw Berry in there, but she is looking more ethnic as she gets older, gaunt, sunken eyes. Still beautiful, but for how long.

That being said, five or so out of ten are truly still beautiful women.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: AUJarhead on March 13, 2009, 10:40:30 AM: Catherine Bell should be on that list.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 13, 2009, 10:48:37 AM: Quote from: AUJarhead on March 13, 2009, 10:40:30 AM
Catherine Bell should be on that list.

I agree with that.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Saniflush on March 13, 2009, 11:26:08 AM: Quote from: AUJarhead on March 13, 2009, 10:40:30 AM
Catherine Bell should be on that list.

I got her JAG.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 13, 2009, 11:38:54 AM: Good thing I am only 38 - I would hate to bump someone off the list...
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: lifesapplepie on March 13, 2009, 12:19:27 PM: How old is Vanna White...she has to be in her late 40's maybe even 50's and she is still smokin on Wheel of Furtune...with about 2-3 kids
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 13, 2009, 01:44:53 PM: Quote from: lifesapplepie on March 13, 2009, 12:19:27 PM
How old is Vanna White...she has to be in her late 40's maybe even 50's and she is still smokin on Wheel of Furtune...with about 2-3 kids

Good choice. I'd also bet there would be a few votes for Demi Moore-Kutcher.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: lifesapplepie on March 13, 2009, 02:08:04 PM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 13, 2009, 01:44:53 PM
Good choice. I'd also bet there would be a few votes for Demi Moore-Kutcher.

Another very good choice!!
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 13, 2009, 02:45:43 PM: So, they have this list of sexiest over 40 women and they include a 63 year old??? There are tons of hot ass women in their 40's, but damn...63? A woman in her 40's who takes good care of herself is still going to be pretty tight in most places and overall, still hot as hell. But 63? There's definitely some wrinkledy, sagging, something on that woman. No disrespect. She's a beautiful woman...but top 10 over 40?
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Tarheel on March 13, 2009, 05:18:14 PM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 13, 2009, 02:45:43 PM
So, they have this list of sexiest over 40 women and they include a 63 year old??? There are tons of hot ass women in their 40's, but damn...63? A woman in her 40's who takes good care of herself is still going to be pretty tight in most places and overall, still hot as hell. But 63? There's definitely some wrinkledy, sagging, something on that woman. No disrespect. She's a beautiful woman...but top 10 over 40?

She's probably on teh botox.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 14, 2009, 12:30:02 PM: There are not many women, over 40 or not, that I would choose over Jennifer Anniston. That girl is SMOKIN! She is my all-time crush I think. I have had some that have over taken her at one point or another, but over the long haul, she's still got it going on! The only other woman I would compare to her is Heidi Klum. She has been fine for a long long time too...
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: GarMan on March 15, 2009, 03:25:45 PM: Quote from: War Eagle!!! on March 14, 2009, 12:30:02 PM
There are not many women, over 40 or not, that I would choose over Jennifer Anniston. That girl is SMOKIN! She is my all-time crush I think. I have had some that have over taken her at one point or another, but over the long haul, she's still got it going on!

"You people" are sick! I'll never understand the deranged fascination that some of you have for that empty skirt.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 15, 2009, 06:54:12 PM: Quote from: GarMan on March 15, 2009, 03:25:45 PM
"You people" are sick! I'll never understand the deranged fascination that some of you have for that empty skirt.

Seems to have a hard time keeping a man, just saying but she may be one crazy bitch!!
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 15, 2009, 07:57:26 PM: Quote from: GarMan on March 15, 2009, 03:25:45 PM
"You people" are sick! I'll never understand the deranged fascination that some of you have for that empty skirt.

Dude, I just want to get her naked and have one fantasy night with her. We're not going to be discussing world hunger or advanced trigonometry. I honestly just want to taste he cooter.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: GarMan on March 15, 2009, 08:41:36 PM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 15, 2009, 07:57:26 PM
Dude, I just want to get her naked and have one fantasy night with her. We're not going to be discussing world hunger or advanced trigonometry. I honestly just want to taste he cooter.

Everything about her suggests that she doesn't even like sex. She would just lay there waiting for you to finish. It would probably be the longest 23 seconds of her life... And, she'd likely make you clean up before AND after.

Aside from all that, her "cooter" probably smells and tastes like a bait shack in a third-world country. :puke:
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 15, 2009, 09:14:31 PM: Quote from: GarMan on March 15, 2009, 08:41:36 PM
Everything about her suggests that she doesn't even like sex. She would just lay there waiting for you to finish. It would probably be the longest 23 seconds of her life... And, she'd likely make you clean up before AND after.

Aside from all that, her "cooter" probably smells and tastes like a bait shack in a third-world country. :puke:

You take that back. Jenniphers tightly shaved love muffin emits a heavenly glow when her panties go down and angels sing when I do the same. I must now question your judgment on all matters.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: GarMan on March 15, 2009, 10:30:05 PM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 15, 2009, 09:14:31 PM
You take that back. Jenniphers tightly shaved love muffin emits a heavenly glow when her panties go down and angels sing when I do the same. I must now question your judgment on all matters.

Tightly shaven... MY ASS!!! She's likely to be sporting a rainforest down there. That "singing" you hear is probably a pack of pigmy monkees running for cover. Your fantasy of her is quite comical.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 15, 2009, 11:55:19 PM: What about the lady in the Glade commercials... What's the story on this one? She's gotta be around 40...and she's HAUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Greaseyweasel on March 16, 2009, 12:37:11 AM: Over 40 is still too easy. How bout hottest bitches over 70.
Or Hottest over say 250 pounds. Lets make it not a gimme to list'em.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Saniflush on March 16, 2009, 08:05:34 AM: Quote from: Greaseyweasel on March 16, 2009, 12:37:11 AM
Over 40 is still too easy. How bout hottest bitches over 70.
Or Hottest over say 250 pounds. Lets make it not a gimme to list'em.

See now you're talking some marine shit here.

Everyone kicks in $20 and it's a split pot.

Half to whoever can have sex with the ugliest woman and half to whoever can have sex with the oldest woman. Oh and they have to be brought back to the bar for judging.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 16, 2009, 09:17:25 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on March 16, 2009, 08:05:34 AM
See now you're talking some marine shit here.

Everyone kicks in $20 and it's a split pot.

Half to whoever can have sex with the ugliest woman and half to whoever can have sex with the oldest woman. Oh and they have to be brought back to the bar for judging.

I've seen pics of Greasy's bike weekend escapades, he's at a major advantage for pulling some serious porky ass... I'm out. I'll be ready to see the aftermath pics of the poor bastard that goes through with this though...

:silence:
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Saniflush on March 16, 2009, 09:29:15 AM: What's bad is when you have one guy who takes the whole pot.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: CCTAU on March 16, 2009, 10:09:17 AM: OK, here is a better list of women over forty. And when you get to Hellen Mirren, I think even I have a new respect for 63 looking that good in a bikini.

http://www.gunaxin.com/forty-over-forty-top-sexy-hot-beautiful-older-actresses-women/3920 (http://www.gunaxin.com/forty-over-forty-top-sexy-hot-beautiful-older-actresses-women/3920)
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: wesfau2 on March 16, 2009, 11:36:22 AM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 15, 2009, 07:57:26 PM
he cooter.

Is that like a mangina? A he-pussy?

Paging Dr. Freud.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 16, 2009, 12:48:50 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on March 16, 2009, 11:36:22 AM
Is that like a mangina? A he-pussy?

Paging Dr. Freud.

Anything's possible if I've been drinking enough.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 16, 2009, 01:46:41 PM: "A he-pussy?"

I laughed out loud.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Godfather on March 16, 2009, 01:56:29 PM: Screw you all!!
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Signed,
Christie Brinkley, 55
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: wesfau2 on March 16, 2009, 02:21:42 PM: Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on March 16, 2009, 01:46:41 PM
"A he-pussy?"

I laughed out loud.

Never saw "Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo"? Rent it.

That's a huge bitch!
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 16, 2009, 03:12:46 PM: I'm surprised Bo Derek is not on the list.
Title: Re: 10 sexiest women over 40
Post by: Greaseyweasel on March 21, 2009, 12:51:10 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on March 16, 2009, 09:29:15 AM
What's bad is when you have one guy who takes the whole pot.

As Chopper said.... I know where to go fishing to win this. :rofl: