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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: stewiegriffin on December 19, 2007, 03:49:13 PM

Title: Newbie here
Post by: stewiegriffin on December 19, 2007, 03:49:13 PM
Is this one of those message boards I've heard so much about? :clap:
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: wesfau on December 19, 2007, 03:50:06 PM
Is this one of those message boards I've heard so much about? :clap:

Indeed it is.

Welcome.  Look around.  Start some discussion.

Then fist yourself and your dog.
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: Ogre on December 19, 2007, 03:51:00 PM
Welcome, stewie.  Don't worry, about 90% of the members here are newbies, considering we just opened up for public consumption yesterday.  

Jump on in, the water's nice. 
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: stewiegriffin on December 19, 2007, 03:52:20 PM
I'm pretty sure the dog will bite me if I try that! but rules is rules I suppose! :doh:
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: ssgaufan on December 19, 2007, 05:02:23 PM
Welcome fucktard!  I too am a newbie, and after the fisting that the mods instructed you to do, post five pics in the Concourse.
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: stewiegriffin on December 19, 2007, 05:26:01 PM
Welcome fucktard!  I too am a newbie, and after the fisting that the mods instructed you to do, post five pics in the Concourse.

of myself or the dog? By the way the dog did bite me, but he warmed up to it after an hour or so :drool:
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: ssgaufan on December 19, 2007, 05:40:46 PM
of myself or the dog? By the way the dog did bite me, but he warmed up to it after an hour or so :drool:

Well, they do say that a dog is mans best friend.
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: Jumbo on December 20, 2007, 03:34:58 AM
Indeed it is.

Welcome.  Look around.  Start some discussion.

Then fist yourself and your dog.
If you wake up with a good fist every morning it will start your day off right. Welcome
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 20, 2007, 08:51:31 AM
Welcome stewie.  Don't drop the soap.
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: autiger96 on December 20, 2007, 10:22:49 AM
Newbie Here too.

Just wanted to see if the post worked. 
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 20, 2007, 10:27:18 AM
If you wake up with a good fist every morning it will start your day off right. Welcome

And you work in a restaurant? 
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: Jumbo on December 20, 2007, 11:19:24 AM
And you work in a restaurant? 
We have found that the Health Department enjoy's a nice fist as well!
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 20, 2007, 11:34:47 AM
Spankatouille
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: bushtiger on December 20, 2007, 03:37:52 PM
My first post.  War Eagle 96 on aunation.net

Pretty cool here.
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: Jumbo on December 21, 2007, 04:10:57 AM
My first post.  War Eagle 96 on aunation.net

Pretty cool here.
We've got Bush! Welcome
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: evilme on December 21, 2007, 11:49:06 AM
We've got Bush! Welcome



Funny, I took you as a male.



yeah
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: WarEagle on December 21, 2007, 12:11:38 PM
Another first time poster on this board.  Thanks to whoever created/administers the board.

That is a dizzying array of emoticons available to us.  I particularly like:

 :rimshot:

And I'm sure this one will come in handy as well:

 :s&m:
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 21, 2007, 12:12:53 PM
Welcome.  Post often.  Piss off.
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: evilme on December 21, 2007, 12:13:24 PM
Another first time poster on this board.  Thanks to whoever created/administers the board.

That is a dizzying array of emoticons available to us.  I particularly like:

 :rimshot:

And I'm sure this one will come in handy as well:

 :s&m:



Who's the giraffe in your avatar?


yeah
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: WarEagle on December 21, 2007, 12:17:19 PM


Who's the giraffe in your avatar?


yeah

Gwyneth Paltrow is hotness personified.  (Classy-hot, as opposed to ho-hot).  But I'll admit that isn't the best pic of her.
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 21, 2007, 12:31:15 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow is hotness personified.  (Classy-hot, as opposed to ho-hot).  But I'll admit that isn't the best pic of her.

What about assy-hot?
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: evilme on December 21, 2007, 12:35:06 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow is hotness personified.  (Classy-hot, as opposed to ho-hot).  But I'll admit that isn't the best pic of her.


Classy hot. 

If classy means I can't stick my thumb up her ass while I'm taking her from behind  :sex:  then what's the point?


btw - welcome.  You'll probably last here a lot longer than me.

yeah
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: WarEagle on December 21, 2007, 12:41:42 PM
Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie would be top choices for assy-hot.
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 21, 2007, 12:47:54 PM
Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie would be top choices for assy-hot.
Alba   :drool:
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: ssgaufan on December 21, 2007, 12:48:23 PM
I don't think of Gweneth as the  type to get all kinky in bedroom.  She probably gets pissed off if you cum on her.  But,  :idhitit: just so I could brag about it.
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: AWK on December 21, 2007, 01:02:15 PM
Jessica Alba has herpes...on that note.   :idhitit:
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: stewiegriffin on December 21, 2007, 01:24:23 PM
Jessica Alba has herpes...on that note.   :idhitit:

Alba has a case of bammer? too bad.

 :idhitit:anyway
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 21, 2007, 02:06:39 PM
I don't think of Gweneth as the  type to get all kinky in bedroom.  She probably gets pissed off if you cum on her.  But,  :idhitit: just so I could brag about it.

She probably gets pissed if you cum at all. 
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 21, 2007, 02:16:03 PM
NO!  Jessica Beil is "assy-hot".  Get with the program newbs!!!!

 :doh:
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: evilme on December 21, 2007, 02:26:24 PM
NO!  Jessica Beil is "assy-hot".  Get with the program newbs!!!!

 :doh:

AND - She looks like she would swallow by the gallon-full.   I think I'd break myself on her.


yeah
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: WarEagle on December 21, 2007, 03:11:25 PM
NO!  Jessica Beil is "assy-hot".  Get with the program newbs!!!!

 :doh:

Alba is by far a hotter Jessica than Biel.  Don't get my wrong, Biel is attractive, but Alba is  :drool: :tongue: :drool:
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: ssgaufan on December 21, 2007, 05:48:09 PM
Alba is by far a hotter Jessica than Biel.  Don't get my wrong, Biel is attractive, but Alba is  :drool: :tongue: :drool:

Oh HELL NO!  Biel is the hottest Jessica in this discussion.  Now go find something to hit yourself in the head with.   :no:
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 21, 2007, 06:13:06 PM
Oh HELL NO!  Biel is the hottest Jessica in this discussion.  Now go find something to hit yourself in the head with.   :no:

You must like that masculine look. 
Title: Re: Newbie here
Post by: Jumbo on December 22, 2007, 04:12:03 AM


Funny, I took you as a male.



yeah
Fuck off cock breath.
Yeah