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Title: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: wesfau2 on February 03, 2009, 12:08:14 PM: I recognize the handle from ITAT.

Have a look around and stay a while.

Beware the coarse bastards in these parts.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: AUChizad on February 03, 2009, 12:14:00 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on February 03, 2009, 12:08:14 PM
I recognize the handle from ITAT.

Have a look around and stay a while.

Beware the coarse bastards in these parts.
AWK's probably gonna try to suck her toes...
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: wesfau2 on February 03, 2009, 12:15:24 PM: Quote from: Chizad on February 03, 2009, 12:14:00 PM
AWK's probably gonna try to suck her toes...

The man has a problem. Perhaps an intervention is in order.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2009, 12:33:02 PM: Welcome femme...don't get too comfy though. The duct tape tends to chafe after a while.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 12:39:05 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2009, 12:33:02 PM
Welcome femme...don't get too comfy though. The duct tape tends to chafe after a while.

I'm just here to start some trouble...and my feet are ticklish.

Cute emoticons.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2009, 12:41:42 PM: You guys really don't pay me enough for my recruiting efforts. I'm over here bringing in 5 star recruits, while the rest of you will just be happy getting 2 and 3 star posters.

I may just talk to Bama Online and see if they have an opening...
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: ssgaufan on February 03, 2009, 12:44:27 PM: Welcome femme4auburn! Now go find Jumbo for a fist...nevermind.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 12:46:52 PM: Thanks for the welcome. I'm still finding my way around.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Kaos on February 03, 2009, 12:48:32 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2009, 12:41:42 PM
You guys really don't pay me enough for my recruiting efforts. I'm over here bringing in 5 star recruits, while the rest of you will just be happy getting 2 and 3 star posters.

I may just talk to Bama Online and see if they have an opening...

Maybe you should focus your attention on Texas.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 03, 2009, 12:49:35 PM: Welcome femme. I'd try to say something cute, funny and/or witty but you'll get enough of that shit if you hang around.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 12:50:38 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on February 03, 2009, 12:08:14 PM
I recognize the handle from ITAT.

Have a look around and stay a while.

Beware the coarse bastards in these parts.

I should have come in incognito...some of y'all already know all my secrets.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Jumbo on February 03, 2009, 12:50:48 PM: Welcome Femme, do you have any pets?
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 12:56:39 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on February 03, 2009, 12:50:48 PM
Welcome Femme, do you have any pets?

I have a female dog named Webster. If that's a code question, tell me now.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Saniflush on February 03, 2009, 01:00:50 PM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 12:56:39 PM
I have a female dog named Webster. If that's a code question, tell me now.

Oooooh. Wrong answer. Welcome anyway though.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Jumbo on February 03, 2009, 01:02:16 PM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 12:56:39 PM
I have a female dog named Webster. If that's a code question, tell me now.
We love to welcome the entire Auburn family.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: chinook on February 03, 2009, 01:06:31 PM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 12:56:39 PM
I have a female dog named Webster. If that's a code question, tell me now.

this webster...?

(http://timstvshowcase.com/webster1.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: ssgaufan on February 03, 2009, 01:17:54 PM: Quote from: chinook on February 03, 2009, 01:06:31 PM
this webster...?

(http://timstvshowcase.com/webster1.jpg)

Jumbo has already been there and got the t-shirt.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 01:21:14 PM: Do I know anyone other than Buzz and wes?
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on February 03, 2009, 01:22:43 PM: Alright another female on the board. Are you going to show us your :tits: too.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Saniflush on February 03, 2009, 01:24:43 PM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 01:21:14 PM
Do I know anyone other than Buzz and wes?

I have an account over there as "howmou" but rarely post.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 03, 2009, 01:46:59 PM: Welcome, post often. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Jumbo on February 03, 2009, 01:54:34 PM: Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on February 03, 2009, 01:22:43 PM
Alright another female on the board. Are you going to show us your :tits: too.
Damn I miss all the good shit.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: AWK on February 03, 2009, 02:00:32 PM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 01:21:14 PM
Do I know anyone other than Buzz and wes?
I'm on ITAT, but I refuse to tell you my name.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 02:14:47 PM: Quote from: AWK on February 03, 2009, 02:00:32 PM
I'm on ITAT, but I refuse to tell you my name.

You have to tell me...I might not want to talk to you. :)
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Thrilla on February 03, 2009, 02:25:06 PM: Welcome, m'lady. May the topic matter discussed here on our message board help you to realize what you've been missing out on.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Saniflush on February 03, 2009, 02:26:33 PM: Quote from: Thrilla on February 03, 2009, 02:25:06 PM
Welcome, m'lady. May the topic matter discussed here on our message board help you to realize what you've been missing out on.

Who the hell do you think you are now, Lord freakin' Byron?
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: AWK on February 03, 2009, 02:30:25 PM: Quote from: Thrilla on February 03, 2009, 02:25:06 PM
Welcome, m'lady. May the topic matter discussed here on our message board help you to realize what you've been missing out on.
I don't know, but he does look like the King of Buttfuckingham Palace.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: wesfau2 on February 03, 2009, 02:31:36 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 03, 2009, 02:26:33 PM
Who the hell do you think you are now. Lord freakin' Byron?

Little Lord Fauntleroy.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Thrilla on February 03, 2009, 02:39:00 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 03, 2009, 02:26:33 PM
Who the hell do you think you are now, Lord freakin' Byron?

If I'm trying to put on a facade of being a gentleman, thou shan't ruin it for me, kind sir.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 03:42:24 PM: Quote from: Thrilla on February 03, 2009, 02:39:00 PM
If I'm trying to put on a facade of being a gentleman, thou shan't ruin it for me, kind sir.
You'll ruin it all by yourself soon enough, sweetie.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Thrilla on February 03, 2009, 04:24:24 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 03:42:24 PM
You'll ruin it all by yourself soon enough, sweetie.

Finally, someone with faith in the Great Thrilla.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: AUChizad on February 04, 2009, 08:55:00 AM: Quote from: Thrilla on February 03, 2009, 04:24:24 PM
Finally, someone with faith in the Great Thrilla.
I thought it was Thrillexander Tha Great
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Aubie16 on February 04, 2009, 09:13:14 AM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 01:21:14 PM
Do I know anyone other than Buzz and wes?

You may know my name.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Godfather on February 04, 2009, 12:42:15 PM: Quote from: Chizad on February 04, 2009, 08:55:00 AM
I thought it was Thrillexander Tha Great
I think it's more along the lines of his lesser known brother Thrillevan the Midget.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Thrilla on February 04, 2009, 12:49:56 PM: Quote from: BK AU on February 04, 2009, 12:42:15 PM
I think it's more along the lines of his lesser known brother Thrillevan the Midget.

Dammit, I said that no one should ever take his name in vain. If he chooses to be involved in certain shows on Bourbon Street, then at least he's making an attempt at earning a living, instead of waiting for gub'ment handouts.

But you folks can also call me The Rilla Dilla Evanda HolyThrilla, if you so desire.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 04, 2009, 12:55:47 PM: Meanwhile in X land...the ladies have run away scared from all you fucks. :sad:
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Godfather on February 04, 2009, 01:02:37 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 04, 2009, 12:55:47 PM
Meanwhile in X land...the ladies have run away scared from all you fucks. :sad:
Nahhhh, If anything the Yeti scared them away.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: wesfau2 on February 04, 2009, 02:46:25 PM: Quote from: BK AU on February 04, 2009, 01:02:37 PM
Nahhhh, If anything the Yeti scared them away.

Paaaaaaarkay.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Godfather on February 04, 2009, 03:03:50 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on February 04, 2009, 02:46:25 PM
Paaaaaaarkay.
nooooo butter!
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: femme4auburn on February 04, 2009, 05:39:17 PM: Quote from: Aubie16 on February 04, 2009, 09:13:14 AM
You may know my name.

Of course I do. Hey Aubie16.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: femme4auburn on February 04, 2009, 05:40:37 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 04, 2009, 12:55:47 PM
Meanwhile in X land...the ladies have run away scared from all you fucks. :sad:

I'm not that easy to get rid of...unless this place turns into a retirement home too.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Jumbo on February 04, 2009, 05:59:01 PM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 04, 2009, 05:40:37 PM
I'm not that easy to get rid of...unless this place turns into a retirement home too.
We are old and mature now.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 04, 2009, 06:31:02 PM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 04, 2009, 05:40:37 PM
I'm not that easy to get rid of...unless this place turns into a retirement home too.
Not a retirement home, per se, but let's just say that the Viagra drug reps do a brisk business around here...
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 05, 2009, 08:45:38 AM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 04, 2009, 06:31:02 PM
Not a retirement home, per se, but let's just say that the Viagra drug reps do a brisk business around here...
Ahem...Cialis.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 09:00:01 AM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 04, 2009, 05:40:37 PM
I'm not that easy to get rid of...unless this place turns into a retirement home too.

You don't sell knives on the side do you?
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 12:27:08 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 09:00:01 AM
You don't sell knives on the side do you?

Scalpels mostly. Something you need?
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 12:33:11 PM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 12:27:08 PM
Scalpels mostly. Something you need?

Just confirming, how should I put it? A non-identity.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 12:38:37 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 12:33:11 PM
Just confirming, how should I put it? A non-identity.

I don't get it.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Ogre on February 05, 2009, 12:39:27 PM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 12:38:37 PM
I don't get it.

He was making sure you weren't someone else. He has an ex-girlfriend that posts on Auburn boards.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 12:43:51 PM: Quote from: Ogre on February 05, 2009, 12:39:27 PM
He was making sure you weren't someone else. He has an ex-girlfriend that posts on Auburn boards.

Me? I never met the person question at a gathering and CERTAINLY had NO carnal knowledge like some who shall remain anonymous.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 12:45:54 PM: Quote from: Ogre on February 05, 2009, 12:39:27 PM
He was making sure you weren't someone else. He has an ex-girlfriend that posts on Auburn boards.

I'm pretty sure I'm not someone else.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 12:50:24 PM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 12:45:54 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm not someone else.

So nobody on here knows you in the biblical sense? Gotcha.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: ssgaufan on February 05, 2009, 12:52:05 PM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 12:45:54 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm not someone else.

You'd remember him if it was you. He is VERY impressive, in a small kinda way.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: CCTAU on February 05, 2009, 01:19:56 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 12:43:51 PM
Me? I never met the person question at a gathering and CERTAINLY had NO carnal knowledge like some who shall remain anonymous.

You mean to tell me, someone hooked up with her....AND LIVED?

Lucky man. Must have performed the following:

Name change-check. Address change-check. Shots-check.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 05, 2009, 01:56:39 PM: Quote from: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 12:45:54 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm not someone else.
You seem very sure about yourself. I like that.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 01:58:08 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 05, 2009, 01:56:39 PM
You seem very sure about yourself. I like that.

I thought she meant she only had one personality.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 05, 2009, 02:00:06 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 01:58:08 PM
I thought she meant she only had one personality.
Nevermind then.
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: AWK on February 05, 2009, 02:01:59 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 01:58:08 PM
I thought she meant she only had one personality.
Well, that makes for no fun...
Title: Re: Welcome femme4auburn
Post by: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 02:07:36 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 01:58:08 PM
I thought she meant she only had one personality.

One at a time. I rarely go on overload.