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Title: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
Post by: Tarheel on December 18, 2007, 02:51:00 PM

Let's let only latex stand between our love.

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away!

You look like my next girlfriend.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Lie down; I think I love you.

I'm an organ doner; need anything?

Pardon me but are you a screamer or a moaner?

If I were you I'd do me.

Is that dress felt?  Would you like it to be?

Hi!  I'm Mr. Right.  Someone said you were looking for me.

Oh!  Sorry!  I thought that was a braille nametag!

I'd look good on you.

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

My feet are getting cold 'cause you knocked my socks off!

I need someone really bad.  Are you really bad?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Do you believe in love at first sight?  If not I'll walk by again.

Hi!  I make more money than you can spend.

Can I get some fries to go with that shake?

That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed!

Beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi!  My name is Chance.  Do I have one?

Can I see your tan lines?

Nice dress.  Can I talk you out of it?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you!

Your place or mine?

Were you arrested earlier?  It's gotta be illegal to look that good!

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Title: Re: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
Post by: LSH on December 18, 2007, 02:55:45 PM

Giggity giggity!

Title: Re: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 18, 2007, 03:23:00 PM

You forgot this classic:

Want me to put my sac in your mouth?

Title: Re: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
Post by: Tarheel on December 18, 2007, 03:25:58 PM

Quote from: Hugh Jass on December 18, 2007, 03:23:00 PM

You forgot this classic:

Want me to put my sac in your mouth?

Good one!

Also forgot:

"Ma!  If you want this three-way to happen you better shut up!"

Title: Re: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 18, 2007, 04:19:18 PM

Is that a mirror in your pocket?  Because I can see myself in your pants.

I know milk does a body good.  Just how much milk you been drinkin'?

So many curves and I got no brakes.




So, I guess you can see now why I never get laid.

Title: Re: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
Post by: Ogre on December 18, 2007, 04:21:05 PM

Is that a keg in your pants, because I'd like to tap that ass!

Want a pizza and a fuck?  What's wrong, don't like pizza?

Title: Re: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 18, 2007, 04:33:06 PM

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me.

Title: Re: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
Post by: Thrilla on December 18, 2007, 04:36:25 PM

Come on over here and sit on my lap.  We can talk about the first thing that pops up.