Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Ogre on December 17, 2007, 06:39:53 PM
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Welcome to the board, TigerWench. Congrats on being the first female to TigersX!
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Would this be Jenny, or Chad's alter ego? :fag:
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Welcome! I love females. And Auburn Football.
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Welcome! I love females. And Auburn Football.
Poser.
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Welcome! I love females. And Auburn Football.
Suck up.
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as the first female show your :tits:...Welcome Jen-Jen
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as the first female show your :tits:...Welcome Jen-Jen
I have beads! :wave: Welcome Jen
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Great to have you over here Jen. Welcome to the love fest that is TigersX. :hug:
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All right, assholes, momma is in the house. :whip:
I will not be showing anyone my old woman boobies right now, as they have been aged prematurely by nursing two babies in three years. HOWEVER... by the time we get to the AU-LSwho game next year, I will be sporting a brand new set of first class 18 year old perkies - the transformation is scheduled for early spring. Gonna be a bitch of a surgery, but I would walk on hot coals to get some hooters to be proud of again.
So there's your motivation to come to the game next year - bring enough tequila and who know what will happen. Bring your drool bibs, boys... and sigh with regret when it dawns on you that the twins are owned by a corndog. :lol:
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I've got $100 that says Taylor gets his ass kicked by Carl before kickoff.
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I've got $100 that says Taylor gets his ass kicked by Carl before kickoff.
I got another $100 that says I can get his ass kicked by Carl before kickoff.
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Don't worry about the language - the only word that ever bothers me is the c**t word - everything else is just blah blah blah. I am not asking for it to be off limits but if you wanted to refrain from using that, it would be nice. But it won't send me screaming off into the night, all offended and stuff. Y'all know me better than that.
I will say that this reminds me of that episode of South Park where everyone says shit just because they can. :)
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I'm just happy I can say 'ass' again, without it looking like 'a**'. ASS ASS ASS.
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Welcome.
I like promises to show boobies.
You might find us a much more agreeable bunch here where we don't have someone constantly looking over our shoulder.
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I just saw how long this place has been up and running. Now I am pissed that you jerkoffs waited this long to let me in. Kiss my grits. :fu:
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Don't worry about the language - the only word that ever bothers me is the c**t word - everything else is just blah blah blah.
I don't like it when people say "Can't" either. It makes me mad.
Put it there. "I can't"
Come on. "I can't"
Show it to me. "I can't"
Wear this wig and these heels. Do it. "I can't"
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I just saw how long this place has been up and running. Now I am pissed that you jerkoffs waited this long to let me in. Kiss my grits. :fu:
But isn't it a breath of fresh air?? Now get back in the kitchen.
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I just saw how long this place has been up and running. Now I am pissed that you jerkoffs waited this long to let me in. Kiss my grits. :fu:
We were just working out the kinks. We wanted it to be a flawless transition for you.
Now make with the titties.
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I just saw how long this place has been up and running. Now I am pissed that you jerkoffs waited this long to let me in. Kiss my grits. :fu:
it started out as somewhere I could trade porn. If you have some you are offering up then I am sorry I didn't think of you. If not then you didn't miss much.
Then when all the shit really started hitting the fan it became somewhere for Wes to plot from.
Now that we are going to try to open it up get over it. :fu:
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it started out as somewhere I could trade HOMEMADE porn. If you have some you are offering up then I am sorry I didn't think of you.
Howard's into some deviant shit. But if inter-species erotica floats your boat, he's your guy. Just don't ask to meet his heiny troll.
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Somehow I doubt anyone would want to TRADE porn with Howard - what he is into is kind of a niche market...
Right, Taylor?
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Somehow I doubt anyone would want to TRADE porn with Howard - what he is into is kind of a niche market...
Right, Taylor?
Ooooh...comin' out swinging. Very nice.
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Somehow I doubt anyone would want to TRADE porn with Howard - what he is into is kind of a niche market...
Right, Taylor?
We need a Will Muschamp BOOM MOTHERFUCKER smilie.
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We need a Will Muschamp BOOM MOTHERFUCKER smilie.
One of you computer nerds should photochop Mus's head on the Hulk.
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I kept books for my high school baseball team, and spent a lot of time sitting quietly in the dugout, learning A LOT about what guys do and say when they are with other guys. After the first few games, they forgot I was there. VERY valuable insight. My two best buddies at Auburn were guys - one was a cop and the other one Army Reserves. They would take me with them to the gun range, and basically treated me like one of the guys - but with tits. I learned a lot from hanging out with them too. I have always gotten along better with guys than with women - maybe because I cut straight to the chase, and call 'em like I see 'em. None of that pussyfooting around the issue that most chicks do. If you are being a dick, I say "Hey, you're being a dick." Like me, don't like me - I could give a shit.
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I kept books for my high school baseball team, and spent a lot of time sitting quietly in the dugout, learning A LOT about what guys do and say when they are with other guys. After the first few games, they forgot I was there. VERY valuable insight. My two best buddies at Auburn were guys - one was a cop and the other one Army Reserves. They would take me with them to the gun range, and basically treated me like one of the guys - but with tits. I learned a lot from hanging out with them too. I have always gotten along better with guys than with women - maybe because I cut straight to the chase, and call 'em like I see 'em. None of that pussyfooting around the issue that most chicks do. If you are being a dick, I say "Hey, you're being a dick." Like me, don't like me - I could give a shit.
Tally it up: Dick, pussy and tits. All in one post.
You'll fit in just fine here.
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You'll fit in just fine here.
Like there was ever any doubt.
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Like there was ever any doubt.
Well, Chad and Randall were opposed. We had to work hard to persuade them. You're welcome.
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Well, Chad and Randall were opposed. We had to work hard to persuade them. You're welcome.
That's because they are uncomfortable with other women around. They can both be kinda catty.
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That's because they are uncomfortable with other women around. They can both be kinda catty.
Exactly. So we jammed a couple of manpons in 'em and sent you the invite.
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Well, I just went back and read some of the older posts. I am no longer pissed that you guys waited to clue me in. Didn't appear as tho I missed much.
I am also assuming that there is a hidden section somewhere that I can't see - I got too many warnings about porn content and i have yet to see any. Must have been the compromise that got Randall and Chad to agree. Works for me - cause if you guys post your kind of porn, I get to post MY kind of porn...
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3470/2008frontoc2.jpg)(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8361/maylargeff1.jpg)
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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I don't like the tone that this thread is taking on and am recommending that it be locked.
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I don't like the tone that this thread is taking on and am recommending that it be locked.
Pound sand, bucko.
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Now we just need to add chicks with ACTUAL perky 18 year old tits.
Howard, isn't your girlfriend about that age? Maybe she can get a few of the others from the cheerleading squad or homecomong court to join.
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Now we just need to add chicks with ACTUAL perky 18 year old tits.
Howard, isn't your girlfriend about that age? Maybe she can get a few of the others from the cheerleading squad or homecomong court to join.
I'm all for the spirit of this post, but trying to hammer a member of the AARP for having a much, much younger girl isn't really insulting him, ya know?
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Now we just need to add chicks with ACTUAL perky 18 year old tits.
Imagine 18 year old tits with 37 years of experience and skill. Now THAT's a good thing.
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Imagine 18 year old tits with 37 years of experience and skill. Now THAT's a good thing.
:drool: This thread is going to get me through my work day, instead of the usual dickinyourmouth responses on the other threads that normally wake me up.
:popcorn:
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Imagine 18 year old tits with 37 years of experience and skill. Now THAT's a good thing.
I'm pretty sure that's the same pick-up line Randall used on the waitress at On Tap.
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:drool: This thread is going to get me through my work day, instead of the usual dickinyourmouth responses on the other threads that normally wake me up.
:popcorn:
Who's dick have you been using for an alarm clock?
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Poor wording, indeed. But you did remind me of the "John Holmes wakeup call" that was given and received during the late teens and early 20's of my lifetime.
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Pound sand, bucko.
Please, dear god, anything but sand.
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Poor Adam. I have been thinking of you stuck over there, buddy. Need anything that can legally be sent through the US Mail?
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Poor wording, indeed. But you did remind me of the "John Holmes wakeup call" that was given and received during the late teens and early 20's of my lifetime.
He LOVES the cock!
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Welcome aboard Wench!!!!! Does this mean I have to get my wife new tits after the baby comes?
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Poor Adam. I have been thinking of you stuck over there, buddy. Need anything that can legally be sent through the US Mail?
You just haaaaaaad to throw the word "legally" in there, didn't you?? You know, the USPS isn't observant... AT ALL.
Nah, there's really not anything I NEED, per se. I just tell people to use their imagination and whatever I get, I get. Cookies, chips, microwave popcorn, anything sour, the occasional movie. I got a box from Best Buy the other day in the mail that my girlfriend sent me for Christmas. I think it's an XBox, PS3 or a Wii so if anyone has any old games they don't want I'll take 'em off your hands... unless you're David fucking Ward and want $2000 a piece for them in which case you can just get fucked.
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I think it's an XBox, PS3 or a Wii
Let me know what it is. I will hook a brotha up.
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I'm pretty sure anatomically correct dildos are legal.
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Welcome aboard Wench!!!!! Does this mean I have to get my wife new tits after the baby comes?
Probably, unless you have a National Geographic fetish.
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Probably, unless you have a National Geographic fetish.
It's what he grew up on. Why stop now.
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I'm pretty sure anatomically correct dildos are legal.
I dunno. Howard was over here for Gulf War I, perhaps he can clarify. Howard?
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I dunno. Howard was over here for Gulf War I, perhaps he can clarify. Howard?
That was during the old days when things were still strict. We had to make due with camels and MRE peanut butter.
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Welcome TigerWench; great to have a woman amongst us!
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Welcome TigerWench; great to have a woman amongst us!
We were already counting you.
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We were already counting you.
You want to see my man-boobs doncha Howard?
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You want to see my man-boobs doncha Howard?
ye-ah, ye-ah. you like that don't cha?
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It's what he grew up on. Why stop now.
Hey, when youre 13 and its the closest thing to porn you can get your hands on, you do what you gotta do......is that the same as it was it it was??? Now i'm confused
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I need a damn shower after reading this thread. :taunt:
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Welcome aboard Wench!!!!! Does this mean I have to get my wife new tits after the baby comes?
If you want to enjoy the nice perky tits that you married, you will. Don't worry, it's a great investment, and if you like to fight, you will have plenty of opportunities after the surgery. :thumbsup:
Oh yeah, ass shit damn cock balls pussy motherfucker, wow this is great! :thumbsup:
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Oh yeah, ass shit damn cock balls pussy motherfucker, wow this is great! :thumbsup:
I think Carlin said it best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtgXkVpzf2o&feature=related
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Good god, Howard. Have you finished editing yet?
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Let me know what it is. I will hook a brotha up.
It's a 360. I'm waiting, bitch.
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It's a 360. I'm waiting, bitch.
Shouldn't she have just sent you a 20 and let you buy the Haji version? So what if the directions and screens are in Korean. It's the thought that counts. Now get out there and enjoy the nice sunny day. And stay away from men in dresses...They have explosive personalities. :rimshot: