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Title: Dumb ass boss
Post by: Saniflush on September 19, 2007, 03:28:06 PM
Ok I know I shouldn't have stopped him from circulating these but I just can't handle all the lawsuits I will be called to testify in if I let it go.  The stupid fucker could have at least put the fucking Cosby kids on there instead of the Unicef commercial.

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Title: Re: Dumb ass boss
Post by: D-Day on September 19, 2007, 07:00:56 PM
What a shitty looking flyer. Who designed that, Helen Keller?

Speaking of which, anyone got any good Helen Keller jokes? I like the one "What did Helen Keller do when she got raped? She screamed her hands off."
Title: Re: Dumb ass boss
Post by: AUChizad on September 19, 2007, 07:29:46 PM
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Title: Re: Dumb ass boss
Post by: Godfather on September 19, 2007, 09:45:25 PM
That has got to be the ugliest flier i have ever seen.  Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!
Title: Re: Dumb ass boss
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 19, 2007, 10:16:33 PM
What did Helen Keller name her dog?

Rawrrugdh

Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide?

You would too if your name was Rawrrugdh
Title: Re: Dumb ass boss
Post by: Godfather on September 19, 2007, 10:20:59 PM
how did helen keller burn the side of her face? she answered the iron. how did she burn the other side? they called back.
(note: "how did helen keller hear the iron ring? SHE DIDN'T!!! cause shes DEAF!!!!!!!!!!" this joke may have been fabricated, we are currently researching the authenticity of this event.)
Title: Re: Dumb ass boss
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 19, 2007, 10:38:14 PM
How many hands does it take for Helen Keller to masturbate?

2. One to strum the pink banjo and the other to moan.
Title: Re: Dumb ass boss
Post by: fred on September 20, 2007, 09:20:35 AM
I find this talk offensive and juvenile. 

That being said:

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Rearrange the furniture. 
Title: Re: Dumb ass boss
Post by: wesfau on September 20, 2007, 07:31:29 PM
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.
Title: Re: Dumb ass boss
Post by: JohnDeere on September 23, 2007, 12:20:01 AM
For what it is worth.....Helen Keller was a card carrying communist.
Title: Re: Dumb ass boss
Post by: D-Day on September 23, 2007, 12:24:21 AM
Quote from: JohnDeere on September 23, 2007, 12:20:01 AM
For what it is worth.....Helen Keller was a card carrying communist.

Socialist, dumbass. Get it right.
Title: Re: Dumb ass boss
Post by: JohnDeere on September 23, 2007, 12:27:58 AM
Quote from: Captain Liger on September 23, 2007, 12:24:21 AM
Socialist, dumbass. Get it right.
You would know, since you lurked around Deshler during highschool. Didn't Helen found Tuscumbia or something?
Title: Re: Dumb ass boss
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 23, 2007, 03:31:10 PM
Quote from: JohnDeere on September 23, 2007, 12:27:58 AM
You would know, since you lurked around Deshler during highschool. Didn't Helen found Tuscumbia or something?
I'm not sure about that, but she is by far the smartest person to come out of that area.