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Title: Brian's Top Pickup Lines
Post by: AUChizad on December 13, 2007, 08:11:13 AM
As read by Chris Hansen.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-VtPT36r-I
Title: Re: Brian's Top Pickup Lines
Post by: Thrilla on December 13, 2007, 11:02:45 AM
It's good to know that there are others out there who want to fuck a women's brains out AFTER she goes boot shopping.     :doh:
Title: Re: Brian's Top Pickup Lines
Post by: AUChizad on December 13, 2007, 11:07:29 AM
Quote from: Thrilla on December 13, 2007, 11:02:45 AM
It's good to know that there are others out there who want to fuck a women's child's brains out AFTER she goes boot shopping.     :doh:
Fixed.
Title: Re: Brian's Top Pickup Lines
Post by: wesfau on December 13, 2007, 11:09:53 AM
Quote from: Thrilla on December 13, 2007, 11:02:45 AM
fuck a women's brains out

I find this to be a very quick process.  One or two moderate thrusts at most.
Title: Re: Brian's Top Pickup Lines
Post by: Thrilla on December 13, 2007, 11:23:27 AM
Quote from: wesfau on December 13, 2007, 11:09:53 AM
I find this to be a very quick process.  One or two moderate thrusts at most.

You are a machine.  I find that I've reached "brains fucked out" status when my wife says "are you done yet?" or "you can't stick it there next."  THEN I know I've done my duty and head straight to the bathroom to rub one out clean up afterwards.
Title: Re: Brian's Top Pickup Lines
Post by: Godfather on December 13, 2007, 11:23:43 AM
Hey...hair down below...it's a GO!
Title: Re: Brian's Top Pickup Lines
Post by: Jumbo on December 13, 2007, 12:42:25 PM
Quote from: wesfau on December 13, 2007, 11:09:53 AM
I find this to be a very quick process.  One or two moderate thrusts at most.
Wes, it takes me longer to fuck a girls brains out, since my jimmie goes deep like a c-tip.
Title: Re: Brian's Top Pickup Lines
Post by: wesfau on December 13, 2007, 12:44:23 PM
Quote from: jumbo on December 13, 2007, 12:42:25 PM
Wes, it takes me longer to fuck a girls brains out, since my jimmie goes deep like a c-tip.

Keep at it, slugger.