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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on December 08, 2008, 03:39:19 PM
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What's up, guys?
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I may go to the Papajohns.com Bowl if I'm in town.
Wait a sec, that's not what you were talking about, is it?
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What's up, guys?
Hey fuck you homo. I hope the Utes beat the shit out of your pathetic team.
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Quote from: Birmingham on Today at 01:39:19 PM
What's up, guys?
Hey fuck you homo. I hope the Utes beat the shit out of your pathetic team.
ssgaufan, I'm thinking you don't belong on this thread.
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ssgaufan, I'm thinking you don't belong on this thread.
Please explain
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ssgaufan, I'm thinking you don't belong on this thread.
You don't belong on this board...yet...here you are... Get over it fuckstick....
I say we hijack this thread and think of creative Thread titles that Birmingham and the other Bammers can partake in.
I'll start:
If Your Team Has Only Beaten Auburn ONCE In Seven Years Post Here
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You don't belong on this board...yet...here you are... Get over it fuckstick....
I say we hijack this thread and think of creative Thread titles that Birmingham and the other Bammers can partake in.
I'll start:
If Your Team Has Only Beaten Auburn ONCE In Seven Years Post Here
I want to play:
If your teams fan base consists of only 5% of the people that actually graduated from the school...you can post here!
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If your team has two ugly ass skanks that wear houndstooth, you can post here.
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If your team has had 5-6 coaches (i can't even keep count anymore) this decade... you can post here!!
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You don't belong on this board...yet...here you are... Get over it fuckstick....
I would not be here if I wasn't invited. Take it up with the invitee.
I say we hijack this thread
Was there ever a question?
If Your Team Has Only Beaten Auburn ONCE In Seven Years Post Here
Post how many times your team has held the other to "zero" points in those Seven Years. (hint, the key word here for you is zero)
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This is fun!!
If the county jail keeps an empty cell saved just for your football players...you can post here!!
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If Your Team FAILED When It Got It's Shot At the SEC Championship Game, Unlike Auburn Post Here
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If you took your bama flag down from your car this weekend, post here. No wait... I don't want to overload the server.
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If your Univeristy was bent over and ass raped by a munchkin, you can post here.
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If your head football coach cannot ride any rides at Six Flags because he isn't tall enough... feel free to post in this thread!!
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If Your Chief Source Of Information for Bama Football Is the Tuscaloosa Police Department Blogger and Grocery Bagger turned Dispatcher Post Here
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If Your Team FAILED When It Got It's Shot At the SEC Championship Game, Unlike Auburn Post Here
If were going back to the past when you made it to the SEC Championship game doesn't that mean I can go back to the past when we did as well?
Or did you mean: If your team FAILED when it got it's shot at the SEC Championship Game THIS YEAR, Unlike Auburn 4 years ago when we we won it but not including the years past that when you won it also, Post Here.
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If your head football coach cannot ride any rides at Six Flags because he isn't tall enough... feel free to post in this thread!!
so far the only funny post.
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If your team is the reigning Fulmer Cup champion post here.
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HERE
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If you ever voted for a suspension before you voted against it, you can post here.
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If your color commentator got out of his third DUI this year, post here.
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If you're currently paying as many Offensive Coordinator salaries as Alabama had head coaches in the last 10 years.
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If your team hired, and fired a coach before he could coach one game, you can post here.
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If You're Such an Attention Whore That You Post On A Rival Site With No Support Thinking Your Funny Post Here
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If you're team hasn't had to hire a new coach because there's not a bowl game to coach, post here.
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If your fanbase wears mullets, wife beaters, and mesh caps you can post here
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If your fanbase finishes fucking their mother, so that they can go fuck their sister, you can post here
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If you're currently paying as many Offensive Coordinator salaries as Alabama had head coaches in the last 10 years.
2 Coordinators to your 5 (Dubose, Franchione/ Kines, Price, Shula, Saban) + Your effort here = FAIL.
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If You're So Desperate To Knock On Auburn That You Have to Make Up Shit Post Here
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If you're avatar labels you as the inbred you are, Post Here.... ... ... Chopper?
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If You've Had a Player On Your Team Snorting Blow Like A Fat Kid Eating Cake Post Here
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If you're avatar labels you as the inbred you are, Post Here.... ... ... Chopper?
If You're So Fucking Stupid You Don't See Yourself In That Uniform Hitting the Auburn Colored Car, Then YOU Being Called The Inbred Post Here
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so far the only funny post.
I dont fucking need your approval!
Oh BTW.... If you are still livin' off a dead bear, you can post here!
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If you worship graven coaching images you can post here
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If your offense was "So close it was scary" this year, post here.
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this year
Exactly!!! 1 out 10 is not bad!! :thumbsup:
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If you call another coach classless when your own coach fires his Offensive Coordinator the day after he tells everyone he's sticking with him no matter what. Post here hypocrites.
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If you want to stick your head in between those bouncy titties in life's avatar and yell a muffled, "num-num-num-num" you can post here.
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If you call another coach classless when your own coach fires his Offensive Coordinator the day after he tells everyone he's sticking with him no matter what. Post here hypocrites.
BOOOOOOO!!!
If your head coach can see his players dealing drugs from his office window... you know that you can post here....right!!
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If you think that Paul Finebaum is the all knowing god of all things football, post here
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If you want to stick your head in between those bouncy titties in life's avatar and yell a muffled, "num-num-num-num" you can post here.
Hey wait, I want to do that.
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Quote from: Birmingham on Today at 02:23:19 PM
this year
Exactly!!! 1 out 10 is not bad!!
If you've only won 1 SEC Championship in the games history and yet you make fun of a team who's only won 1 in the last 10 years... POST HERE.
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Hey wait, I want to do that.
I change stuff when it gets old to me!! I might have those up (and yes I say those) for a long time!
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If your starting DE has kicked out the window of a Police cruiser post here.
Hey, this IS way cool. :taunt:
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If Tony Franklin is one of the six names on the list of coaches that haven't turned down the Auburn Coaching job yet.
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If you've ever rolled Toomer's corner for another team doing a job you couldn't do yourself, Post here.
(that one had some sting on it :s&m:)
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If your school was the laughing stock of the college football world, for how you handled coaching searches, yet you make fun of your rival for their interview process, post here
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If your (former) coaches idea of sharpening his recruiting skills meant pulling out the cartridge, blowing, and shooting at the cartoon dog whenever he laughed at you.
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If your (former) coaches idea of sharpening his recruiting skills meant pulling out the cartridge, blowing, and shooting at the cartoon dog whenever he laughed at you.
Dug a little deep on that one!!
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Dug a little deep on that one!!
There's a place for a classic Nintendo game on every thread.
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If your coach wore a grateful shit-eating grin on Saturday when a rival coach decided NOT to throw for the endzone with a lead and two minutes remaining on the clock, you can post here.
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If your coach wore a grateful shit-eating grin on Saturday when a rival coach decided NOT to throw for the endzone with a lead and two minutes remaining on the clock, you can post here.
Your post came close to making sense but fell short in the wording and in the facts.
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Your post came close to making sense but fell short in the wording and in the facts.
If you ever failed to understand you were being made fun of, post here. Oh, great! Birmingham is already here.
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If your school boasts of "family" and "loyalty" and "class" and then your AD's actions speak louder than his words.
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If your school boasts of "family" and "loyalty" and "class" and then your AD's actions speak louder than his words.
If you don't understand the concept of pots and kettles or mirrors, post here.
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If you've ever had a team that had a "Star" player crying about his Draft status being affected by his arrest, please post here.
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If you've been banned from AUNation and are still posting over there under a different user name, Post Here
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If you've been banned from AUNation and are still posting over there under a different user name, Post Here
If you cant figure out how to change your Ip address so you can do that post how here!
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Quote from: Birmingham on Today at 04:07:44 PM
If you've been banned from AUNation and are still posting over there under a different user name, Post Here
If you cant figure out how to change your Ip address so you can do that post how here!
If you signed up using a work computer so your Ip address is different Post here. ( I think they're going to make me a mod soon, LMAO)
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If you signed up using a work computer so your Ip address is different Post here. ( I think they're going to make me a mod soon, LMAO)
Wouldn't surprise me, they're known to be fucking idiots around here too.
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i cannot believe this thread made it to five fucking pages.
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i cannot believe this thread made it to five fucking pages.
Boredom fosters creativity. Besides, bammer fans provide SO MUCH material...
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Boredom fosters creativity. Besides, bammer fans provide SO MUCH material...
..and BINGO was his name-O!
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If you think Eli "Choking on a ham and mayonaise sandwich" Gold is a great radio announcer you can post here.
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If your Bama-fan husband gave you two black eyes Saturday night, you can post here.
And we can help you.
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If your team harbors illegal aliens (Julio), feel free to voice your opinion by posting.
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If your offensive coordinators idea of a post-game recap is "I was just a dumbass, and that's what I was", Post here.
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If you're dumb enough to believe that Nick Saban was putting the blame on himself for the SECCG with these comments:
"I feel badly that I could not have done more to affect our players to be able to play with more consistency, play better, not make some of those mistakes," he said.
"You know, coach the corners better so they wouldn't have got beat. You know, help the offense be able to do the right thing so we wouldn't have gone three-and-out in the fourth quarter.
"Done something to help Javy (Arenas) not catch the ball when it would have went out of bounds and it would have given us the ball on the 40-yard line."
You can post here.
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If you believe for one minute that your midget of a coach whose ego is bigger than he is would not jump ship in a New York minute for more money from another school, then post here...
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If you believe for one minute that your midget of a coach whose ego is bigger than he is would not jump ship in a New York minute for more money from another school, then post here...
i keep telling them CNS to AU on AUN, but nobody bites. :popcorn:
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If you have a football team that recognizes over 875 National championships of the world...post here.
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If you have a football team that recognizes over 875 National championships of the world...post here.
ZING from the Hawg section.
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ZING from the Hawg section.
Hatred of all things bama is a universal thing, my frien'.
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If Walmart is your favorite place to shop for your favorite teams gear, express yourself here.
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If you ever looked at a Youtube "Cowboy" analysis of a Bama game and said, "You damn right"...this is the place for you.
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If you've ever fantasized about making sweet love to the Bear...post here.
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If you would cheat on your wife with Nick Saban, this is the place for you.
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If you've ever thought "damn my sister looks hot in that bama jersey" come on and post here
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If Walmart is your favorite place to shop for your favorite teams gear, express yourself here.
If you get the employee discount when you buy your bammer gear at Wal Mart, post here...
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If you get your team gear from your local gas station, post here
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If you just took out a second mortgage on the double-wide to get Sugar Bowl tickets, post here.
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If you ever looked at a Youtube "Cowboy" analysis of a Bama game and said, "You damn right"...this is the place for you.
:rofl:
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If you have a small dick, then Steve feel free to post here
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If you look at Paul Finebaum as your "fair and balanced" news source about Auburn Athletics Post Here
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If you have a small dick, then Steve feel free to post here
If you fist your dog and have a small dick please post here.
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If this couple got married in your stadium, and their childs name is Bear Shula Saban... speak freely here...
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If this couple got married in your stadium, and their childs name is Bear Shula Sabban... speak freely here...
That's gotta be a fark. That's like the goofiest looking bitch I've ever seen. Ahh, now it hits me, she's a product of inbreading. Probably after the 92 MNC.
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If you have a small dick, then Steve feel free to post here
Ha, I've already been posting without your permission.
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If you wear articles of clothing "idolizing" a coach who died 23 years ago, I suggest you post here
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If You Are A Male and You Think Houndstooth Makes You Look "Snappy", Post Here
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If you shoot your son/dad/husband/wife after a disappointing loss...post here.
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If you save the sabanation shirts for Church on Sunday, then by all means post away.
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If you have ever masturbated at work, post here.
I'm looking at you, Saniflush
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If you have ever masturbated at work, post here.
I'm looking at you, Saniflush
Does it still count if you don't actually spunk?
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If you have ever masturbated at work, post here.
I'm looking at you, Saniflush
I'm looking at you as well.
When I masturbate.
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Does it still count if you don't actually spunk?
Somebody walk in on you or something?
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As if.....
I always lock the door.
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As if.....
I always lock the door.
Wait a sec arent you a principle(pal?) of the firm, I thought you had your secretary come in so she could take dictation :rimshot:
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If you have ski polled the entire Alabama Football team for a autographed Saban cock ring, post here.
It was so worth it.
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If you ever shed a tear that wasn't due to laughter on listening to "The Day Bear Bryant Died" you can post here.
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If you think Deacon Blues is complimentary of your team, you can post here.
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If you're a man (allegedly) and you've got a tattoo of another dead man across your entire back, you're a fag. And you can't post here. Sorry. There are lines.
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(http://www.secsportsfan.com/images/bear-bryant-1963.jpg)
If you look at the above photo and dream of being either the guy on the left or the guy on the right, you're a fag.
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If you're a man (allegedly) and you've got a tattoo of another dead man across your entire back, you're a fag. And you can't post here. Sorry. There are lines.
If you have ever said "If you only knew what I knew"...then sorry you can't post here
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I'm looking at you as well.
When I masturbate.
I heard you enjoy his tongue tickling your brown star.
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Chocolate starfish.
Keep rollin, rollin' rollin' rollin'
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If the greatest achievement in your life was "playing under Coach Bryant", you need a fucking life. Don't post here, read a book.
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Chocolate starfish.
Keep rollin, rollin' rollin' rollin'
I know you be lovin' this shit right here!
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If you claim that your 5 $tar WR isn't a Thug.....Then you see where he states that "They got my back" in the bammerham New$ and you still don't think he's a Thug, then place your posts here.
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"They got my back"
MAN, WHAT A THUG!!! I was just watching Menace to Society while drinking a 40, listening to "It's a good day" while thinking about the drive by's that me and my boys are going to do after we get done eating crack rocks out of the cracks of a group of nasty ho's....... I thought I was straight thuggin'... until I read what Julio said about his team. "They got my back!!!!!!!!!!!!" .................. DAMN DON'T MESS WITH THAT THUG HE'S CRAZY!!!!!!!
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MAN, WHAT A THUG!!! I was just watching Menace to Society while drinking a 40, listening to "It's a good day" while thinking about the drive by's that me and my boys are going to do after we get done eating crack rocks out of the cracks of a group of nasty ho's....... I thought I was straight thuggin'... until I read what Julio said about his team. "They got my back!!!!!!!!!!!!" .................. DAMN DON'T MESS WITH THAT THUG HE'S CRAZY!!!!!!!
That's a day in the life of Hoolilo, except he's listening to T.I. and not Ice Cube.
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That's a day in the life of Hoolilo, except he's listening to T.I. and not Ice Cube.
Cube is so old school. And then he made those lame road trip movies.
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Old School
It's like this and like that and like this and uh...
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Old School
It's like this and like that and like this and uh...
Jumbo, creep to the mic like a phantom.