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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on October 18, 2023, 10:00:27 AM
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I haven't watched ESPN much in several years. It's been on some this season.
SportsCenter used to be a staple for me. It's unwatchable trash now. They keep cutting to these uninformed, worthless women to "give their perspective on" whatever topic. They're TERRIBLE. They say nothing, it's just fluff that any moron would already know, but they say it with head-bobbing authority like they're imparting the wisdom contained in the fourth commandment.
It's painfully bad, like a seventh grade school newscast. Their observations are so obvious a feral hog could make them. "Christian McCaffery strained his quad or something, we aren't sure. But if he can't go, he won't be able to play this Sunday. We don't know how long he might be out if he doesn't play."
Oh, thanks.
They asked some softball player with a gigantic mouth that nearly split her entire head in two about the Phillies hitting and she looked like she had one of those wearable orgasmers attached to her coot and Kyle Schwarber was sitting at home using the app to trigger her tingle. Seriously, that woman could put an entire tennis ball in her mouth and juggle it with her tongue. Jessica something. I mean she's not terrible looking, but she's just a horrible analyst.
I'm not saying all sportscasters have to be male or have to be white, but that doesn't mean we have to be subjected to this parade of ignorance in the name of inclusion, diversity, equity or whatever justification they have for trotting these insignificant puff pastries out there.
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Wes is not going to like this. You know that, right?
I just want everybody to get along.
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Wes is not going to like this. You know that, right?
I just want everybody to get along.
Of course he isn't.....
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Wes is not going to like this. You know that, right?
I just want everybody to get along.
When it comes he’ll sit in shock, cowering in his home, unable to believe that the invading conquerors don’t respect pronouns.
Meanwhile people that were strapped and loaded, the class he despises, will be out in the fray winning back and securing the freedoms that allow him to hold ridiculous opinions.
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Meanwhile people that were strapped and loaded,
Most of these guys are strapped with a strap on and loaded with white claw.
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Most of these guys are strapped with a strap on and loaded with white claw.
I prefer the 27 refreshing styles of Truly Seltzers.
And a strap on.
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I prefer the 27 refreshing styles of Truly Seltzers.
And a strap on.
A Blue Moon Light Sky guy, myself.
And I fancy a Chin-Do
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A Blue Moon Light Sky guy, myself.
And I fancy a Chin-Do
I just talk a good game, I guess. I’m a wine cooler kind of guy. And a little strap on every now and again.
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I just talk a good game, I guess. I’m a wine cooler kind of guy. And a little strap on every now and again.
I knew it...always had you pegged as a Bartles & James guy
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8 responses to Kaos's post and not one of you has asked where Buzz can get one of the Kyle Schwarber wearable orgasmers.
Shame on all of you.
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8 responses to Kaos's post and not one of you has asked where Buzz can get one of the Kyle Schwarber wearable orgasmers.
Shame on all of you.
Those in the know, know he already has one.
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I knew it...always had you pegged as a Bartles & James guy
Seein what ya did there, I am.
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8 responses to Kaos's post and not one of you has asked where Buzz can get one of the Kyle Schwarber wearable orgasmers.
Shame on all of you.
Are they available anywhere around here?
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Are they available anywhere around here?
I think Crime Dog bought the lot, and that's the "family reasons."
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I think Crime Dog bought the lot, and that's the "family reasons."
Seems like that would be the opposite