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Title: Panic Sets In
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 11, 2021, 03:48:56 PM
Obviously, the big thing in the news is the cyber attack shut down of the pipe line the other day.  Supposedly, this should affect the Eastern seaboard and not interrupt availability in our neck of the woods. Unless.......

people panic?

Going home at lunch, I passed 3 gas stations and lines 3-4 cars deep at every pump.  Come on, man!!!  I decided on my way back to get in line because I really was down to 60 miles.  Finally get to the pump and it's a $20.00 limit.  Plus, this same station, which was at $2.68 a few days ago, is now at $3.03 a gallon.  I got 6 1/2 gallons.  

I guess I'd better jump on that sweet 24 pack of Quilted Northern I saw at Publix when I head home.  Just in case people think a non-existent gas shortage will cause ass-wipe to be scarce.
Title: Re: Panic Sets In
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 11, 2021, 04:36:45 PM
You wipe your ass?
Title: Re: Panic Sets In
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 11, 2021, 04:43:34 PM
Gas Pipeline is down.  I'm buying up all the chicken just to be safe.
Title: Re: Panic Sets In
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 11, 2021, 04:54:48 PM
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 11, 2021, 04:36:45 PM
You wipe your ass?
Most times, yes.
Title: Re: Panic Sets In
Post by: chinook on May 11, 2021, 06:37:52 PM
let me know when you get to $3.24.
Title: Re: Panic Sets In
Post by: GH2001 on May 12, 2021, 07:43:14 AM
Tesla owners snicker at us right now 
Title: Re: Panic Sets In
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 12, 2021, 09:27:57 AM
Quote from: chinook on May 11, 2021, 06:37:52 PM
let me know when you get to $3.24.
Zoomed right past that yesterday around here to $3.49
Title: Re: Panic Sets In
Post by: CCTAU on May 12, 2021, 07:53:13 PM
You gotta get out of the rich white republican section. I just passed though your town and all of the stations had gas. 
Title: Re: Panic Sets In
Post by: GH2001 on May 13, 2021, 07:50:33 AM
Humans are so much worse than any other creature on the planet at self fulfilling prophecy and their own demise. That includes squirrels. And squirrels are pretty good at it too.
Title: Re: Panic Sets In
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 13, 2021, 09:01:58 AM
Quote from: GH2001 on May 13, 2021, 07:50:33 AM
Humans are so much worse than any other creature on the planet at self fulfilling prophecy and their own demise. That includes squirrels. And squirrels are pretty good at it too.
That was deep, Shane.
Title: Re: Panic Sets In
Post by: CCTAU on May 13, 2021, 10:57:35 AM
Quote from: GH2001 on May 13, 2021, 07:50:33 AM
Humans are so much worse than any other creature on the planet at self fulfilling prophecy and their own demise. That includes squirrels. And squirrels are pretty good at it too.
If my scope would stay zeroed in, squirrels would not be much a problem at all...
Title: Re: Panic Sets In
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 13, 2021, 02:50:24 PM
Quote from: CCTAU on May 13, 2021, 10:57:35 AM
If my scope would stay zeroed in, squirrels would not be much a problem at all...
You should just hire Tre Mason
Title: Re: Panic Sets In
Post by: CCTAU on May 14, 2021, 03:02:15 PM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 13, 2021, 02:50:24 PM
You should just hire Tre Mason
I thought that was McCaleb.
Tre probably can't remember what a squirrel is by now.