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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: Kaos on February 23, 2021, 07:49:50 PM
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Stevie Wonder is moving to Ghana in West Africa to escape the injustice of American racism.
Really?
I wish he could see how stupid this decision makes him look.
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Stevie Wonder is moving to Ghana in West Africa to escape the injustice of American racism.
Really?
I wish he could see how stupid this decision makes him look.
It's a helluva time share plus he will have running water and access to medical treatment where he's locating.
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How does he know the color of his skin?
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He should just turn a blind eye toward it.
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I can't see this happening. But then, neither can he.
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Guess those rose colored glasses make him see things that aren't there. Sounds very superstitious to me.
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For once in his life....he sees things clearly.
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What's the definition of endless love?
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
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His people will prolly fly him around for a while, drop him off in Watts or Harlem. No difference.
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Stevie got a cheese grater for Christmas this past year. He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.
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Stevie said you can all stop with the blind jokes.
He just doesn't see the point.
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Stevie's mom used to punish him by rearranging the furniture.
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How will he know that there are a bunch of black folks there? I think this is shortsighted.
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Meh. Sounds like a lack of vision.
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Have you become so embittered that you now feel the need to attack the handicapped?
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Have you become so embittered that you now feel the need to attack the handicapped?
What handicap? The guy's just in a wheelchair, it's not like he's Anne Frank or something.
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What handicap? The guy's just in a wheelchair, it's not like he's Anne Frank or something.
Anne Frank?
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Anne Frank?
I think you're talking about Helen Keller
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I think you're talking about Helen Keller
Or maybe Helen Crump. Andy had to be blind to see anything in that cantankerous gremlin.
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Or maybe Helen Crump. Andy had to be blind to see anything in that cantankerous gremlin.
I believe that you have a grudge grind fetish for Helen. Or, maybe she turned you down?
What about Thelma Lous cousin from out of town that they sat Gomer up with? Would you check her oil?
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I believe that you have a grudge grind fetish for Helen. Or, maybe she turned you down?
What about Thelma Lous cousin from out of town that they sat Gomer up with? Would you check her oil?
Yes....yes I would have.
(https://i.imgur.com/7ptmyvy.png)
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Yes....yes I would have.
(https://i.imgur.com/7ptmyvy.png)
Romina was kinda hot in a freaky librarian sort of way
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Yes....yes I would have.
(https://i.imgur.com/7ptmyvy.png)
Well, I guess I would too if this is her. Definitely not the one that I remember that he took to the dance.
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Mary Grace is who I was referring to. Maybe K porked her.
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Yes....yes I would have.
(https://i.imgur.com/7ptmyvy.png)
Goober's girls were at least outgoing if not mentally disturbed.
Gomer always matched up with the severely introverted types. His wholesomeness and good looks did the rest. Plus he could dance like a demon.
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Yes....yes I would have.
(https://i.imgur.com/7ptmyvy.png)
I’m pretty sure this is not a cousin from out of town of Thelma Lou’s that went to a dance with Gomer or Goober. Which if that’s the case, it means that once again you have spouted off about something that you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
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I’m pretty sure this is not a cousin from out of town of Thelma Lou’s that went to a dance with Gomer or Goober. Which if that’s the case, it means that once again you have spouted off about something that you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
This looks like Helen's niece which she was stuck with and in need of company so she could bitch freely at Andy on their night out.
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Romina was kinda hot in a freaky librarian sort of way
https://mayberry.fandom.com/wiki/Ramona_Ancrum?file=Ramona_Ancrum.jpg
Earnest T. had lofty goals in a mate. Never knew she was the daughter of a charcoal magnate.
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https://mayberry.fandom.com/wiki/Ramona_Ancrum?file=Ramona_Ancrum.jpg
Earnest T. had lofty goals in a mate. Never knew she was the daughter of a charcoal magnate.
Earnest T was one of the best of the show, imo. And only in a few episodes. (5 or 6 I believe) I just used googles. He was Howard Morris.
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Earnest T was one of the best of the show, imo. And only in a few episodes. (5 or 6 I believe) I just used googles. He was Howard Morris.
From 2005:
https://www.emmys.com/news/actor-director-producer-morris-dies-85-ernest-t-bass-atom-ant-and-more
He was far and above what one might guess just based on the Mayberry character.
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That's Lydia. I hate chit-chat.
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This would be Mary Grace Gossage
(https://i.imgur.com/FwBal7d.png)
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This would be Mary Grace Gossage
(https://i.imgur.com/FwBal7d.png)
Reminds me of a trainer we had in high school. He was much younger looking than Mary Grace of course.
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Ok. Ya'll are getting that shit all messed up.
The photo is of Lydia. Lydia Crosswaithe. She's a friend of Thelma Lou's (and ol' Thel had some fucked up friends and family) that Barney tried to set Andy up with. This occurred because Andy was pissed that Nurse Peggy (Tatum O'Neal's mom in real life) had a jackass guy friend staying with her so Barney tried to fix things by getting Andy a different date. Lydia had the herpes.
Later in the series, Lydia was also used as a date for Goober. He was horning in on Andy and Barney's double dates with Bitch Crump and Thelma Lou and they encouraged him to act on his attraction to Lydia to get rid of him. No reference was made to the prior attempt to set her up with Andy.
FWIW, the same actress played Mayor Pike's daughter Josephine and also Mayor Pike's daughter Juanita in two other episodes (although we were never told if this was the same Juanita who worked at the diner).
The one you're thinking of ("she's a dog") is Thelma Lou's cousin Mary Grace. In that one, Bitch Helen and Thelma Lou won't go to some stupid ass dance unless they also get a date for cousin Mary Grace who's in town for some unknown reason. They coerce Gomer into it and he spends butt tons of money on clothes, socks, ties, and shoes with buckles on the side to get ready... only to run out of the room leaving a sad Mary Grace to mope alone. He later comes back because he "fergot her ker-sage" and they tear the living room up dancing -- meanwhile Bitch Helen and Thelma Lou drag Andy and Barney away from the dance because of poor sad Mary Grace all alone.
The woman who played Mary Grace also played the ambiguously lesbian carpenter on Green Acres. And her real name was Mary Grace.
(https://worstshowontheweb.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/r-canfield03.jpg)
She was not, however, a lesbian in real life. Married twice, the second time for more than 30 years. She birthed two children, none by Gomer or Goober.
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Ok. Ya'll are getting that shit all messed up.
The photo is of Lydia. Lydia Crosswaithe. She's a friend of Thelma Lou's (and ol' Thel had some fucked up friends and family) that Barney tried to set Andy up with. This occurred because Andy was pissed that Nurse Peggy (Tatum O'Neal's mom in real life) had a jackass guy friend staying with her so Barney tried to fix things by getting Andy a different date. Lydia had the herpes.
Later in the series, Lydia was also used as a date for Goober. He was horning in on Andy and Barney's double dates with Bitch Crump and Thelma Lou and they encouraged him to act on his attraction to Lydia to get rid of him. No reference was made to the prior attempt to set her up with Andy.
FWIW, the same actress played Mayor Pike's daughter Josephine and also Mayor Pike's daughter Juanita in two other episodes (although we were never told if this was the same Juanita who worked at the diner).
The one you're thinking of ("she's a dog") is Thelma Lou's cousin Mary Grace. In that one, Bitch Helen and Thelma Lou won't go to some stupid ass dance unless they also get a date for cousin Mary Grace who's in town for some unknown reason. They coerce Gomer into it and he spends butt tons of money on clothes, socks, ties, and shoes with buckles on the side to get ready... only to run out of the room leaving a sad Mary Grace to mope alone. He later comes back because he "fergot her ker-sage" and they tear the living room up dancing -- meanwhile Bitch Helen and Thelma Lou drag Andy and Barney away from the dance because of poor sad Mary Grace all alone.
The woman who played Mary Grace also played the ambiguously lesbian carpenter on Green Acres. And her real name was Mary Grace.
(https://worstshowontheweb.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/r-canfield03.jpg)
She was not, however, a lesbian in real life. Married twice, the second time for more than 30 years. She birthed two children, none by Gomer or Goober.
I'm beginning to think you don't like me.
(https://i.imgur.com/TxHbmz7.png)
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I'm beginning to think you don't like me.
(https://i.imgur.com/TxHbmz7.png)
It only seems right that some poor schmuck would have absorbed the wrath stored up in this make believe school teacher. But she never married.
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Ok. Ya'll are getting that shit all messed up.
The photo is of Lydia. Lydia Crosswaithe. She's a friend of Thelma Lou's (and ol' Thel had some fucked up friends and family) that Barney tried to set Andy up with. This occurred because Andy was pissed that Nurse Peggy (Tatum O'Neal's mom in real life) had a jackass guy friend staying with her so Barney tried to fix things by getting Andy a different date. Lydia had the herpes.
Later in the series, Lydia was also used as a date for Goober. He was horning in on Andy and Barney's double dates with Bitch Crump and Thelma Lou and they encouraged him to act on his attraction to Lydia to get rid of him. No reference was made to the prior attempt to set her up with Andy.
FWIW, the same actress played Mayor Pike's daughter Josephine and also Mayor Pike's daughter Juanita in two other episodes (although we were never told if this was the same Juanita who worked at the diner).
The one you're thinking of ("she's a dog") is Thelma Lou's cousin Mary Grace. In that one, Bitch Helen and Thelma Lou won't go to some stupid ass dance unless they also get a date for cousin Mary Grace who's in town for some unknown reason. They coerce Gomer into it and he spends butt tons of money on clothes, socks, ties, and shoes with buckles on the side to get ready... only to run out of the room leaving a sad Mary Grace to mope alone. He later comes back because he "fergot her ker-sage" and they tear the living room up dancing -- meanwhile Bitch Helen and Thelma Lou drag Andy and Barney away from the dance because of poor sad Mary Grace all alone.
The woman who played Mary Grace also played the ambiguously lesbian carpenter on Green Acres. And her real name was Mary Grace.
(https://worstshowontheweb.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/r-canfield03.jpg)
She was not, however, a lesbian in real life. Married twice, the second time for more than 30 years. She birthed two children, none by Gomer or Goober.
But what about Lydia?
(https://i.imgur.com/lSRkNjx.jpg)
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Y'all fuck up every thread.......even one ducked from the beginning.
Paint his ass white, ship him over and he will think he never left
Damn , the Russians have ruined this boatd
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From 2005:
https://www.emmys.com/news/actor-director-producer-morris-dies-85-ernest-t-bass-atom-ant-and-more
He was far and above what one might guess just based on the Mayberry character.
I admire how Ernest T would bust somebody in the head with a rock from 30 yards away and haul ass. I love that approach.
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I admire how Ernest T would bust somebody in the head with a rock from 30 yards away and haul ass. I love that approach.
Gus could have used him as a QB coach.