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Title: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 05, 2008, 01:04:09 PM
BITCH SLAP the actors. 

"I got my title back with..SHOVEL TO THE FACE

"I sent in my wedding ring from my first marriage and got cash back the very next..CLUBBED LIKE A BABY SEAL.



Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 05, 2008, 02:41:39 PM
BITCH SLAP the actors. 

"I got my title back with..SHOVEL TO THE FACE

"I sent in my wedding ring from my first marriage and got cash back the very next..CLUBBED LIKE A BABY SEAL.





Designer sunglasses like these easily cost $300 ...BOOM MUTHERFU!!!!!!!



Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Thrilla on November 05, 2008, 02:42:44 PM
The "saved by zero" campaign that Toyota is running.  That little song they came up with makes me want gnaw ravenously at my body, starting with my toenails.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 05, 2008, 02:44:37 PM
The Geico Caveman commercials have run their course - I HATE those freaking freaks.  Immediate channel change.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 05, 2008, 02:53:51 PM
I loved all the original caveman commercials but now, they're just weird.  And is it just me, or are they not making the cavemen look anything like the early ones?
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 05, 2008, 02:54:16 PM
The cavemen still crack me up for some reason.  Better than the Gecko and the old dude chasing him around.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: ssgaufan on November 05, 2008, 03:20:36 PM
The Kirk Herbstreit Outback commercials.  That's one advertising campaign that had the opposite effect on me.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Saniflush on November 05, 2008, 03:41:44 PM
The "saved by zero" campaign that Toyota is running.  That little song they came up with makes me want gnaw ravenously at my body, starting with my toenails.

Agreed. *****Footnote***** You know that was a real song by The Fixx right?
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 05, 2008, 03:46:02 PM
Agreed. *****Footnote***** You know that was a real song by The Fixx right?

Oh sure, with you it's always one thing leads to another.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Saniflush on November 05, 2008, 03:47:40 PM
Oh sure, with you it's always one thing leads to another.

I still have the "album".  "Reach the Beach"
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Thrilla on November 05, 2008, 04:45:15 PM
Agreed. *****Footnote***** You know that was a real song by The Fixx right?

No I did not, but now I do.  Please tell me it's cooler than what you hear on that commercial.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Tarheel on November 05, 2008, 05:45:01 PM
No I did not, but now I do.  Please tell me it's cooler than what you hear on that commercial.

As an older fart (than Saniflush) who remembers this song I had to chime in on this one; watch and barf...or enjoy!  "And, now, at number 8 on our charts this week from 1983 it's 'Saved by Zero' by The Fixx"...you probably don't remember Casey Kaseem either... :poke:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swzK7Q8teSM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swzK7Q8teSM)
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: chinook on November 05, 2008, 06:09:55 PM
5 dollar, 5 dollar, foootlong. 
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 05, 2008, 08:32:27 PM
I'm torn - either this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7d85T4OfqA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7d85T4OfqA)

or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns4mnmNBk1Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns4mnmNBk1Y)
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 05, 2008, 10:06:27 PM
5 dollar, 5 dollar, foootlong. 
I could watch those hula dancers forever.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 05, 2008, 10:32:32 PM
Any and all commercials that have offer advice about 4 hour erections....

AFLAC commericals...

ANY commercial that has a NASCAR driver in it....


Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Ranger12 on November 06, 2008, 01:22:59 AM
Yeah, the Subway $5 and Sham Wow commercials are on the top of my list. Doesn't that dude on the Sham Wow commercial look like he belongs on a cartoon with the way his eyes seem to bulge out of their sockets.

I also hate Old Navy commercials.

Not a big fan of the Nick Saban Ford commercials either.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: tiger88 on November 06, 2008, 10:47:36 AM
Have you guys seen the new hair removing pad where the guy just smiles and takes a big patch of fur off his chest like it's nothing? It's not annoying other than the fact that it has to be a total lie.


Love the caveman commercials still. I would love to shove a stick of dynamite up the bearded guys asshole and blow him to shreds. The shamwow guy can go too.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 06, 2008, 11:18:09 AM
And why does the shamwow guy need a headset to do a commercial?  I saw that commercial last night and wondered just what the fuck they thought they were trying to get across with the Garth Brooks look.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Saniflush on November 06, 2008, 11:30:41 AM
And why does the shamwow guy need a headset to do a commercial?  I saw that commercial last night and wondered just what the fuck they thought they were trying to get across with the Garth Brooks look.

He was taking drive through orders at the same time.  You need to learn how to multitask.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 06, 2008, 11:32:37 AM
Charles Binder in his stupid hat saying "We'll take care of the government, you've got better things to think about"....
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 06, 2008, 11:33:19 AM
JGWentworth commercials with assholes hanging out windows screaming "IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!"
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Ogre on November 06, 2008, 11:35:59 AM
We've made it this far and no one has mentioned this guy?

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDvMHBNJHx0B.6yjzbkF/SIG=12lkhoq83/EXP=1226075724/**http%3A//www.matthewleskobooks.com/images/matthew-lesko-141x156.jpg)
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 06, 2008, 11:37:51 AM
We've made it this far and no one has mentioned this guy?

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDvMHBNJHx0B.6yjzbkF/SIG=12lkhoq83/EXP=1226075724/**http%3A//www.matthewleskobooks.com/images/matthew-lesko-141x156.jpg)

My blood pressure just went up 2 pts. because of seeing that picture Ogre.  You're going to fucking kill me.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Saniflush on November 06, 2008, 11:52:27 AM
This won't mean much to the rest of you but those of you who are my age or older and grew up around Montgomery (Steve) should remember the "rent to own" commercials that Burhead Jones used to do.  Burhead Jones was a black guy who wrestled at the civic center about once a week and was somewhat of a local celebrity.  They would dress him up in a really bad Superman outfit and folks in the commercial would be calling for help from Super Burhead.  He would "fly" into the scene and pimp the rent to own place with the line.  "Good creckit, bad creckit, or no creckit at all".
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 06, 2008, 12:05:16 PM
This won't mean much to the rest of you but those of you who are my age or older and grew up around Montgomery (Steve) should remember the "rent to own" commercials that Burhead Jones used to do.  Burhead Jones was a black guy who wrestled at the civic center about once a week and was somewhat of a local celebrity.  They would dress him up in a really bad Superman outfit and folks in the commercial would be calling for help from Super Burhead.  He would "fly" into the scene and pimp the rent to own place with the line.  "Good creckit, bad creckit, or no creckit at all".

Holy crap...Burhead Jones.  Totally forgot about the lanky, southpaw wrestler.  Those commercials were classics.  One hell of a spokesperson.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 06, 2008, 12:10:18 PM
Let me throw out another regional reference for the worst all-time spokesperson in commercials.  Brad will definitely remember this guy...Red Holland.  When I got married and we moved down here to Dothan, it seemed like he was in every other commercial on TV.  This guy used to run a bait store in Hicksville USA then got his own local fishing show and morning talk show.  He was everywhere.  The biggest redneck mouthbreather I'd ever seen.  Plus, he was intentionally as animated as Lee Corso in everything he did. 

He wound up down in Panama City doing some morning show. 
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: wesfau2 on November 06, 2008, 12:14:46 PM
Let me throw out another regional reference for the worst all-time spokesperson in commercials.  Brad will definitely remember this guy...Red Holland.  When I got married and we moved down here to Dothan, it seemed like he was in every other commercial on TV.  This guy used to run a bait store in Hicksville USA then got his own local fishing show and morning talk show.  He was everywhere.  The biggest redneck mouthbreather I'd ever seen.  Plus, he was intentionally as animated as Lee Corso in everything he did. 

He wound up down in Panama City doing some morning show. 

Fishin' with Red
I'm goin fishin' with Red...


That fucker was in every commercial that aired during his show.  He'd get drunk as a skunk while fishing and could hardly talk/stand at the end of some episodes.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Ogre on November 06, 2008, 12:16:50 PM
Let me throw out another regional reference for the worst all-time spokesperson in commercials.  Brad will definitely remember this guy...Red Holland.  When I got married and we moved down here to Dothan, it seemed like he was in every other commercial on TV.  This guy used to run a bait store in Hicksville USA then got his own local fishing show and morning talk show.  He was everywhere.  The biggest redneck mouthbreather I'd ever seen.  Plus, he was intentionally as animated as Lee Corso in everything he did. 

He wound up down in Panama City doing some morning show. 

Fishin' with Red, we're goin' fishin' with Red...

The best intro song ever.

In another Wiregrass flashback, what about all of those King's Furniture and Appliance commercials from the 80's and early 90's?  I remember one vividly:

<Fred is fishing in a dream>

Lady:  Fred, what are you doin?

Fred (waking up):  I was wishin' I was fishin'!

Lady:  Well you can't go fishin' until you mark down these prices!

<Fred runs and starts marking down prices>

Voice-over:  Kings Furniture and Appliance: If we can't beat the best deal, we'll give you a $20 bill!  Come on down to Kings Furniture and Appliance, where we service everything we sell.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: wesfau2 on November 06, 2008, 12:18:39 PM
In another Wiregrass flashback, what about all of those King's Furniture and Appliance commercials from the 80's and early 90's?  I remember one vividly:

<Fred is fishing in a dream>

Lady:  Fred, what are you doin?

Fred (waking up):  I was wishin' I was fishin'!

Lady:  Well you can't go fishin' until you mark down these prices!

<Fred runs and starts marking down prices>

Voice-over:  Kings Furniture and Appliance: If we can't beat the best deal, we'll give you a $20 bill!  Come on down to Kings Furniture and Appliance, where we service everything we sell.


I remember those.  The $20 bill and "we service everything we sell" are seared into my head.

Did you guys get the flooring commercial from Pensacola with the little girl whose catch phrase was: "Open 8 to 8, so don't be late"?
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 06, 2008, 12:22:05 PM
I'll show my age.  The worst commercial ever was for Doxidan (a laxative).  There was a dude with an accoustic guitar sitting on a stool singing the song "Doxidan, gentle Doxidan" for about 30 seconds.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 06, 2008, 12:58:22 PM
Doxidan?  Missed that one.  Well, speaking of sitting around, playing instruments and singing about a product...

Vivaaaaaa...Viagra.  SEVERAL SHOVELS TO THE FACE
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 06, 2008, 01:08:02 PM
We've made it this far and no one has mentioned this guy?

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDvMHBNJHx0B.6yjzbkF/SIG=12lkhoq83/EXP=1226075724/**http%3A//www.matthewleskobooks.com/images/matthew-lesko-141x156.jpg)
When did Andy Dick become the answer man?
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: CCTAU on November 06, 2008, 01:27:29 PM
This won't mean much to the rest of you but those of you who are my age or older and grew up around Montgomery (Steve) should remember the "rent to own" commercials that Burhead Jones used to do.  Burhead Jones was a black guy who wrestled at the civic center about once a week and was somewhat of a local celebrity.  They would dress him up in a really bad Superman outfit and folks in the commercial would be calling for help from Super Burhead.  He would "fly" into the scene and pimp the rent to own place with the line.  "Good creckit, bad creckit, or no creckit at all".

I thought it was "Low credik, good credik, bad credik, or no credik at all. A & M furnicure mart is the place for you."

He was one of my brother's favorite wrestlers.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Saniflush on November 06, 2008, 01:33:14 PM
I thought it was "Low credik, good credik, bad credik, or no credik at all. A & M furnicure mart is the place for you."

He was one of my brother's favorite wrestlers.

Yeah.....What you said.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 06, 2008, 01:39:21 PM
How about the Sticks n Stuff commercials

Hi I'm Tina Gordon
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Thrilla on November 06, 2008, 02:14:51 PM
Let me throw out another regional reference for the worst all-time spokesperson in commercials.  Brad will definitely remember this guy...Red Holland.  When I got married and we moved down here to Dothan, it seemed like he was in every other commercial on TV.  This guy used to run a bait store in Hicksville USA then got his own local fishing show and morning talk show.  He was everywhere.  The biggest redneck mouthbreather I'd ever seen.  Plus, he was intentionally as animated as Lee Corso in everything he did. 

He wound up down in Panama City doing some morning show. 

Fishin' with Red........we're going fishin' with Red......so come back next weekend, we'll do it over again....Fishin' with Red.

I fucking LOVED that show.  That sonofabitch could've caught a greased pig in a jello pit...he would just need a rod and a good shiny spinner.

Quote
Voice-over:  Kings Furniture and Appliance: If we can't beat the best deal, we'll give you a $20 bill!  Come on down to Kings Furniture and Appliance, where we service everything we sell.

Thanks for the flashback.  Now it's back in my head.  Except it was never pronounced "bill"...it was always pronounced "beel", like Jessica's last name.  Damn you.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 06, 2008, 04:23:04 PM
I'll show my age.  The worst commercial ever was for Doxidan (a laxative).  There was a dude with an accoustic guitar sitting on a stool singing the song "Doxidan, gentle Doxidan" for about 30 seconds.
Doxidan, gentle Doxidan
When nature needs a helping hand...

Hey wes, maybe that would be better than your colon cleanse...
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: wesfau2 on November 06, 2008, 04:24:55 PM
Doxidan, gentle Doxidan
When nature needs a helping hand...

Hey wes, maybe that would be better than your colon cleanse...

The last thing I need is a fucking laxative.  Thus, my consternation with the whole ordeal.  Jeezus, don't ever say that men do nothing for our women.
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 06, 2008, 04:49:39 PM
The last thing I need is a fucking laxative.  Thus, my consternation with the whole ordeal.  Jeezus, don't ever say that men do nothing for our women.

As tated in the other thread, RUN FOR THE HILLS why you still have a chance
Title: Re: Commercials That Make You Want To...
Post by: Ranger12 on November 06, 2008, 08:07:50 PM
Oh yeah, I remember those Doxidan commercials. That was one of those tunes that stuck in your head and you would catch yourself sing out loud.