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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Ogre on September 17, 2007, 02:50:13 PM
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Let's use it.
Who do we want to go after in an OpDaBe-type operation? Do we want to go in a new direction? We've got some hella-creative minds in here, let's have some fun busting other people's balls! Thoughts...
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I got a couple of good ideas. What is your mailing address and home phone number?
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I have a good idea.
I need:
1) A live mongoose
2) A bottle of PGA
3) Three Chinese throwing stars
4) A chasmere bathrobe
5) A Gideon Bible
6) The blood of a virgin squirrel
7) Six quarts of synthetic oil
Gather those things together and meet me at Vulcan between 11:30 PM and 12:30 AM Thursday night.
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Thursday night is no good. How about Tuesday at 2:00 pm?
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I have a good idea.
I need:
1) A live mongoose
2) A bottle of PGA
3) Three Chinese throwing stars
4) A chasmere bathrobe
5) A Gideon Bible
6) The blood of a virgin squirrel
7) Six quarts of synthetic oil
Gather those things together and meet me at Vulcan between 11:30 PM and 12:30 AM Thursday night.
This isn't going to result in Phyllis from Mulga getting another restraining order against you, is it?
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I have an idea but I'm going to need roughly 2 million dollars, Jessica Alba, a bottle of lube, and a dash of GHB.
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I have an idea but I'm going to need roughly 2 million dollars, Jessica Alba, a bottle of lube, and a dash of GHB.
If you need lube with a hot woman, you're not doing it right.
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If you need lube with a hot woman, you're not doing it right.
Maybe he and Taylor are reconciling?
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Maybe he and Taylor are reconciling?
Are you and wes back together yet?
Those long distance relationships, they are the bitch, no?
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Are you and wes back together yet?
Those long distance relationships, they are the bitch, no?
Ours is more of an open relationship.
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Ours is more of an open relationship.
when you two get togther its magic
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when you two get togther its magic
He's the Claudia to my David Copperfield.
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He's the Claudia to my David Copperfield.
Tubby here is my black man servant.
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He's the Claudia to my David Copperfield.
Hmmm...I would characterize it more love to be the "bottom" of a Truth-HiM type relationship. Snickerdoodles and a dirty sanchez.
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Hmmm...I would characterize it more love to be the "bottom" of a Truth-HiM type relationship. Snickerdoodles and a dirty sanchez.
Enough misery and hardship in this life,
why make more problems,
don't you have enough
cause moderation is,
it's the key to life
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Enough misery and hardship in this life,
why make more problems,
don't you have enough
cause moderation is,
it's the key to life
5, 7 and 5
Your haiku skillz need much work
Randall still loves cock.
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5, 7 and 5
Your haiku skillz need much work
Randall still loves cock.
You are correct, but,
It is not noon on Friday.
Randall still loves cock.
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You are correct, but,
It is not noon on Friday.
Randall still loves cock.
You are the warm little center of the universe.
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You are the warm little center of the universe.
You spend too much time trolling on MySpace.
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You spend too much time trolling on MySpace.
Myspace is for fags
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You spend too much time trolling on MySpace.
I'm just trying to catch a predator....and a lusciously firm pre-teen girl.
Is that wrong?
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Myspace is for fags
Should I delete you from my friends list?
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Should I delete you from my friends list?
No, but I do recommend you delete MamboStud69 and FistinAss. Oh and BTW, Why does Randall have an Adult Friendfinder account looking for man on midget/Cocktoberfest action?
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Should I delete you from my friends list?
I wanted to see how long it would take to get call on that :sex:
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If you need lube with a hot woman, you're not doing it right.
Well, usually the GHB isn't necessary either, but obviously you've never anally raped Jessica Alba.